Captain Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 FOR THE INFORMATION OF MEMBERS - SUBJECT - DEFECTIVE "CRAZY TURBO'S" BRAND HEADSETS - MODELS - ALL - .............. WARNING OF POSSIBLE HEARING LOSS - THESE ITEMS DO NOT SUPPRESS THE NOISE FROM 912 GEARBOXES OR BROKEN EXHAUSTS IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE RELEVANT OZZIE STANDARDS. NOBU'S NOW PARTIALLY DEAF GIRLFRIEND (AFTER JUST ONE FLIGHT FROM MORABBIN TO MORDIALLOC) MODELLING A SET OF "CRAZY TURBO'S" BRAND POSSUM SKINNED HEADSETS. THESE ARE DISGUISED AS RABBIT FUR BECAUSE TURBO USES PROTECTED POSSUMS. TURBO HIMSELF MODELLING HIS LATEST RANGE. AS YOU CAN SEE HERE, THIS LATEST DESIGN DEMONSTRATES THAT HE NOW PREFERS IT FROM THE REAR (NTTIAWWT).
turboplanner Posted August 6, 2015 Posted August 6, 2015 ............his workshop to do something useful, like weld up another exhaust crack. "Why do I have no friends?" he asked himself over and over again. "I only............" "The ACCC are a pack of bastards" said Turbo who was struggling under a ban on his "Crazy Turbo" headsets. "The 1,500 girls who complained about deafness had the volume up too high", he added "I told them if they kept doing it they'd go deaf" But the ACCC wouldn't budge, the ban stayed in place...................
Captain Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 ............his workshop to do something useful, like weld up another exhaust crack."Why do I have no friends?" he asked himself over and over again. "I only............" ......... took control of the Aussie Recreational Aviation scene a year or 2 ago, and as El Supremo, while I may fly a Light Wing (a heliview no less), I can be a heavy ............
Captain Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 ............"The ACCC are a pack of bastards" said Turbo who was struggling under a ban on his "Crazy Turbo" headsets. "The 1,500 girls who complained about deafness had the volume up too high", he added "I told them if they kept doing it they'd go deaf" But the ACCC wouldn't budge, the ban stayed in place................... ......... and Crazy P*ssed-Off Turbo was left with 5400 unpaid-for headsets at a factory owned by a chinese triad (run by Wang Sloplano), 2700 possums eating their heads off on death row, all housed in Turbo's mansion in St Kilda Rd where the neighbours are getting suspicious (note 2 headsets per possums) and 1500 ladies who couldn't hear too well but who all had the usual feminine needs and wiles. Turbo was not used to being in this depth of doo-doo and he ..............
turboplanner Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 .......quietly sold the "Crazy Turbo" Headphone business to the Mormon Church, along with a possum breeding licence, and then.................
Captain Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 .......quietly sold the "Crazy Turbo" Headphone business to the Mormon Church, along with a possum breeding licence, and then................. ...... the deal struck its first hurdle when Brother Ezekiel knocked on Turbo's door and said "We'd like to leave you with this book and have you play with us." Then with Turbo on his knees (playing Tetrus), Zeke cut to the chase and said "Blessings unto you, oh Tink, but we thought that the 1500 chicks were being chucked in as part of the deal." Ever the deal maker, Turbo thought through the perfect compromise and proposed "................
turboplanner Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 "............they don't hear so good, so if you and your mormon mates [....content removed, subject to review by Moderators Panel], you can make an extra 30% per set, and also have...............
Captain Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 "............they don't hear so good, so if you and your mormon mates [....content removed, subject to review by Moderators Panel], you can make an extra 30% per set, and also have............... ....... but Zeke cut Turbo off like an adult circumcision (NTTIAWWT) and said "That's one of the reasons that we wanted the 1500 deaf chicks, for their sets, and ..............
turboplanner Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 ...........other hair styles; we need to elevate (avref just in case planedrivel looks in) ourselves to the modern era and make sure our women look like they've been dragged backwards through a wire netting fence, like everyone else, because.......
Captain Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 ...........other hair styles; we need to elevate (avref just in case planedrivel looks in) ourselves to the modern era and make sure our women look like they've been dragged backwards through a wire netting fence, like everyone else, because....... .......... the use of wire netting to beautify the local womens has been a feature up bull's way ever since Flo kick-started her first Jumbo Jet (AvRef). The lasses even now wear it to their 1st communion and ............. "Imagine how fetching that would look if that white stuff was replaced by chook wire" said bull "It'd be the talk of the Midgeville Masonic & Orangeman's Lodge, that's for sure, and would be a fantasy that me and the boys would keep for those special times that a fantasy is needed."
turboplanner Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 .............have been known to use it for.............
Captain Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 .............have been known to use it for............. ........... midge netting (see photo of the previous netting on bull's love-nest as below). "It can also be used for photos (also see bull's self portrait below) and .............
turboplanner Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 .......or the construction of some rag, wire, and tubers, such as.........................
Captain Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 .......or the construction of some rag, wire, and tubers, such as......................... ...... the latest Par-are-sole where only galvanised chicken wire is used for ............
turboplanner Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 ........the engine. "You'll never have a through bolt fail in this engine!" said Auction, who was a bit of an expert in this field and.......
Captain Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 ........the engine."You'll never have a through bolt fail in this engine!" said Auction, who was a bit of an expert in this field and....... ..... also in a paddock, where Par-are-soles find ............
bull Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 that they can be reduced in size to meet the new raaaa rules as depicted
Captain Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 that they can be reduced in size to meet the new raaaa rules as depicted ...... and at this time of the year, with spring in the air and mating on their minds, they start their annual migration towards MidgeTown. "Midge Point International traffic" said bull while just abeam Yalboroo "We are on cruise at 3000 into a 75 knot Noreaster, anticipating the circuit in September and we will be turning a left downwind for runway 05 right". Following that call, all the other Par-are-sole pilots (plus a few other smart-are-soles) started to make approach calls to YMPI, from as far south as Sale in Victoristan, and it looked just like the migration of the Bogong Moths as the .............
turboplanner Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 .........delicate little winged warriors performed a faultless approach and landing, all except one, who'd been partying all night, drinking tequila, and telling tales of his hero acts through the years. On approach he took a shortcut under the trees of a nearby horse stud and joined downwind at a steady 50 feet, singing as he......
bull Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 clipped his wingspan on the stable roof ,Holy toledo cried Turbo as he came out of his drunken stuper"she flies 10 knots quicker now and..............
Captain Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 clipped his wingspan on the stable roof ,Holy toledo cried Turbo as he came out of his drunken stuper"she flies 10 knots quicker now and.............. ...... 10 feet lower while singing "Forty feet is a dead man's height, Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! Drink and the stable roof (plus single [NTTIAWWT) wire earth return power lines [AvRef]) had done for the rest, Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum & coke." But this song brought crys from the PC crowd (Avref) "What about the victims families and friends ..... Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Bundy " they cried "And you can't acuse them of being at 40 ft under APE ENUF, CAO 95.101, 95.324 and 95.5569, when they may have been at 47 ft and been afflicted by a downburst which wasn't their fault - yo-ho-ho etc ............ and ......................
turboplanner Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 ........."I was coming in to land said Turbo, and how can I help it if I start my roundout 120 miles out", and he continued, making a 70 degree turn on to final just to show them. But also turning at the same time, but at the correct height of 500 feet was a big bad Baron, flown by Atticus Rat, who had inherited all his money from writing copy for forums, had an attitude like a leaking sewer, and HATED Par-are-soles.............................................................
Captain Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 ............. particularly when they are flown (Avref) at blistering speed at worm-burner height. "Watch this" said bull as he applied full power and spun his aircraft on a sixpence (they are still being produced new in f'n Q) and dived (BOBRef) along Conway Beach "We'll give the Australonuphis's (bull'sGenericCorrectnessRef) a heck of a shock and they won't stick their heads up for some poxy (AhLoxRef) fish skeleton again for weeks, however as bull reached full speed and his wheels kissed (MadgeRef - NTTIAWWT) the sand, a gyro flew under him and .............
turboplanner Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 ........he could see hair and tears streaming back, and the mouth of the pilot stretched wide in a rictus of excitement and he recognised................
Captain Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 ........he could see hair and tears streaming back, and the mouth of the pilot stretched wide in a rictus of excitement and he recognised................ .......... Rictus Erectus, who was now flying (Avref) a gyro that he bought from his pay for the Mad Max filming. As can be seen from the below photo, Rictus Erectus has a 912 intake manifold (complete with K&N model 60123-912i air filters) strapped to his back and is a dual supercharger type of guy ....... as he despises turbos. "Geeeeeeeeeeeeez, that rings a bell" said Andy who had often thought of Turbo as a ........... FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE NEW TO THIS FORUM, THAT IS ACTUALLY OUR FEARLESS LEADER, EEEEEN, IN HIS INITIAL ACTING ROLE AS RICTUS ERECTUS AND THAT IS THE LOOK HE GIVES YOU WHEN HE BANS YOU FOR A SHORT HOLIDAY.
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