turboplanner Posted February 9, 2020 Posted February 9, 2020 Turbo doing the run in the Getz, taking some deep breaths afterwards.....
Captain Posted February 9, 2020 Posted February 9, 2020 Turbo doing the run in the Getz, taking some deep breaths afterwards..... ....... but this clearly shows Turdo's calm responses & lightning quick reflexes under pressure (plus his love of pink) which are also on show during his regular controversial posts on Wreck Flying, where he is often .........
turboplanner Posted February 9, 2020 Posted February 9, 2020 ........dealing with several of the Captain's aliases at the same time, some playing experienced aviators, others giving long explanations of an imaginary aircraft build, others playing the village idiot, all chiming in together to support any of the Captain's odd personality traits, and joining together to give likes to each other should Turbo make the mildest comment. On one occasion.......
hihosland Posted February 9, 2020 Posted February 9, 2020 ...........Turbo did make a mild comment. This was such a dramatic change from his previous history of comments that one could only presume that Mavis exercising her expert knowledge and whiles from her June D Watkins experience had.............. 1
Captain Posted February 9, 2020 Posted February 9, 2020 ..... either already relieved Tubb's tension, or had him by the throat like all the rest of the Flying Wrecks want to .......
onetrack Posted February 10, 2020 Posted February 10, 2020 .... do, occasionally. But with his tension relieved by Mavis' deft touch, Turbs was a complete different man. Charming, diplomatic, and sensitive to other flyers feelings and beliefs, no matter how silly those were. "I can't believe this is the same bloke!", exclaimed the Jedi Rat, as he watched the new, urbane, suave and agreeable nature of Turbs at work, smoothing over disputes and bringing foes together to settle their differences amicably. "Yes", said Mavis, "It's amazing what a womans touch can do to an irascible old grump, once one has spent some time learning Junes techniques for calming aggressive male behaviour. It's turned many a dislikeable, disagreeable old fogey into .....
Captain Posted February 10, 2020 Posted February 10, 2020 ...... a potential RAA Board Member. "Now hang on there Ratsack" said Turdy "You are my best mate, of all my thousands of mates, but that is going ......
turboplanner Posted February 10, 2020 Posted February 10, 2020 "......too far. [it was actually Mavis who said it, but we'll continue to humour the old chap] I'm HUMAN!" said Turbo, and the audience murmured agreement. "Even Locksy..................."
Captain Posted February 10, 2020 Posted February 10, 2020 "......too far. [it was actually Mavis who said it, but we'll continue to humour the old chap] I'm HUMAN!" said Turbo, and the audience murmured agreement. "Even Locksy..................." ………. , who's morals were questioned a number of times when he was an active NES'er, thought that Turdboy should be on the RAA Board, just to stir it up and get the Controlled Airspace Endorsement through, because Tubb is a proven performer. He is was already Mayor of Moorabin, an invited advisor to Danny Andrews' Cabinet, Chair of the Vic Homeland Security Committee, is the acting head of the SECV, is Hon' Sec of the Vic Gay Pride March, Chairman of Essendon Footy Club (including leading the fightback Court Case against ASADA), and is a senior adviser (some say he is the Royal Commissioner) to the Lawyer X Royal Commission …...………..... yet, dear reader, how lucky are we to also have the benefit of his attention in the NES and as a Senior Wreck on Wreck Flying. "Geeeez' said bull in a group PM to Onesie and Heidi "Tubb's a gun ........................
turboplanner Posted February 10, 2020 Posted February 10, 2020 “.......shearer as well. He came up here once, shore out at Aramaic and knocked over 322 sheep in a day beating Jackie Howe’s record by one.” They still talk of it........
Captain Posted February 10, 2020 Posted February 10, 2020 “.......shearer as well. He came up here once, shore out at Aramaic and knocked over 322 sheep in a day beating Jackie Howe’s record by one.” They still talk of it........ ………… as there were 322 exhausted and distressed sheep all around the shed, but not one bale of wool." "Oh" said Tubb embarrassingly when questioned "I didn't realise that you wanted me to shear them, as I thought you were asking me to apply my skills as the head of Veterinary Science at Royal Melbourne Uni and artificially inseminate them. (Notice for clarification … Tubb has since had the charges dropped which were connected to this tawdry incident). "He's our man to run the RAA" said Lockslie (who still really thinks that it is the AUF) "As that is what we want him to do to CASA before he ……. 1
turboplanner Posted February 10, 2020 Posted February 10, 2020 ......takes office.” But Turbo couldn’t stomach it, and baulked at the idea. So the deal fell through and RAA got the same old crew, Epaulettes, the dog patter, and Ghost Writer, and then.........
Captain Posted February 10, 2020 Posted February 10, 2020 ………… Planey also stepped up, in order to …………..
hihosland Posted February 10, 2020 Posted February 10, 2020 .. join in the insemination fun, something that he thought himself quite good at after a rather torrid coaching session with Mavis. Mavis however had other ideas, not being from under a long white cloud, she thought that sheep were only good for counting and certainly not associated with fun or....................
turboplanner Posted February 10, 2020 Posted February 10, 2020 "........counting." Turbo, who had lived on the land had taught her how to count sheep. She'd been on a visit, which didn't have a lot to do with agriculture (Turbo flew a Tyro [Avref] in those days). and she'd volunteered to count the sheep at shearing time. She was counting their backs and became confused, so Turbo explained that the best way was to count their hooves and divide by four at the end of the day. For some reason the relationship soured shortly after.................
Captain Posted February 10, 2020 Posted February 10, 2020 "........counting." Turbo, who had lived on the land had taught her how to count sheep. She'd been on a visit, which didn't have a lot to do with agriculture (Turbo flew a Tyro [Avref] in those days). and she'd volunteered to count the sheep at shearing time. She was counting their backs and became confused, so Turbo explained that the best way was to count their hooves and divide by four at the end of the day. For some reason the relationship soured shortly after................. ....... she noticed that Turbo was walking towards her while wearing a ram marking harness and had obvious "intentions" that gave ....... Tink looked like this, but not so noble & proud.
turboplanner Posted February 10, 2020 Posted February 10, 2020 .......the impression he might be involved with more women than just her. As he beckoned her into his Tyro, she thought, "tis looks so small that no one could possibly be at risk once it takes to the air, and......
hihosland Posted February 10, 2020 Posted February 10, 2020 ...... surely that Borat out fit with the pink crayon can't possibly be what the Captain suggested it was for because if it was then Turbo was in for a great surprise when..................
Captain Posted February 11, 2020 Posted February 11, 2020 ...... Mavis described to Heidi what she really saw as Turbo approached with his evil lecherous intent, marking harness all cocked & ready .... and the picture she painted shocked Heidi into a ...... Mave's accurate description of Tink
onetrack Posted February 11, 2020 Posted February 11, 2020 .... state of near-speechlessness. When she had recovered, she said; "But you didn't get in the aircraft (avref) with him, when you saw that outfit, did you? Surely not?" "Of course not!", said Mavis, "I'm wise enough and old enough to be alert to blokes with lecherous intent, like him! I merely distracted him! I pointed out some cables, and told him I thought they looked frayed!" (avref) "While he was distracted and looking for damaged cables, I high-tailed it out of there! He's probably still looking! It doesn't take much to distract those flyboys, when you point out something wrong with their aircraft! (avref) "Hee hee!", chortled Heidi, "I must remember that, the next time I .....
hihosland Posted February 11, 2020 Posted February 11, 2020 .... I'm presented with goat of a fly boy with his human factors (avref) in a harness, a raddle on his brisket and a quick walk around (avref) on his mind, a clip board in his hand and a .................
turboplanner Posted February 11, 2020 Posted February 11, 2020 ........spare prop for the Tyro in his hand. (Heidi fancied herself as an aviatrix). Hiho’s depiction of Turbo as Baphomet was right out of the pre-Christian era, when.....
Captain Posted February 11, 2020 Posted February 11, 2020 ……….. Rome was bringing Law & Order (and the aqueducts) and the Judean People's Front were ...…...…….
turboplanner Posted February 11, 2020 Posted February 11, 2020 ...and Da Vinci designed the Drifter. "I don'ta minda new concepts" said the Pope, "but he can't a use the Vatican to launcha hit!" Caesar washed his hands of the whole thing, and Leo and his mates launched it anyway, but the instant it was launched.........
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