The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

........key of B Flat, and Turbo had no idea where to get one. He phoned Loxie, but Loxie had never heard of one. He visited the Op Shop, but they stared at him vacantly. It looked like it was all over for Turbo, as .......

....... as he had been caught in Flat B with his hand on his .....

[turboplanner]

.....telephone, dialling an ISIS operative. The interview with the ASIO men didn't go very well after he kicked the forst one in the nuts and then...............

[Captain]

...……. ran into Flat C to watch Neighbours on their HMV tube driven B&W tele.

 

This was all a bit of a comedown for Turdy as he was used to Penthouses, 90 inch Oled screens and interconnecting internal elevators (which are the biggest selling item at the Moorabbin Hardly Normal emporium and joss house).

 

Flat C was a modest working class affair where Mustafa had been hiding his stash of ………….

 

THE VERY SAME TV USED BY TURDS TO WATCH NEIGHBOURED, AND NOW HOUSED IN THE

VICTORIAN CRIME LAB MUSEUM, WHICH IS BEING ENLARGED AND RELOCATED INTO THE

EXHIBITION CENTRE IN ORDER TO HOUSE ALL OF THE CRIME STUFF AS APPROVED BY DANNY A

AND THE VICTORIAN POLICE.

[hihosland]

A vastly expanded collection subsequent to the raid on TE wharehouse/whorehous and featuring in pride of place a complete range of the various iterations of the turboencabulator culminating in the pretty in pink model created especially to meet the demand ...............

[Captain]

A vastly expanded collection subsequent to the raid on TE wharehouse/whorehous and featuring in pride of place a complete range of the various iterations of the turboencabulator culminating in the pretty in pink model created especially to meet the demand ...............

 

…….. of the LMBTQXYZ (fmd & nttiawwt) community of Moorabbin, which covers the area of 98% of Moorabbin and certainly encompasses the mansion where Turbo normally resides.

 

The trip from Moorabbin to the Central Criminal Court was a long one for Turbo and his team of supporters (truth be known he was alone on the tram, save for the drunk that was sleeping in row 1), as he had been charged with a shocking crime of passion and greed in the manse at the Cathedral, that was a complete embarrassment to his friends and his compatriots in the NES (where the Skipper will stay loyal as usual, but the others are considering giving him the flick), and was only eclipsed by ……….

Edited April 15, 2020 by Captain

[turboplanner]

...........Loxie when he took home three dancers from the BoB by mistake (or so he claimed).

Luckily for Turbo there had just been a hearing of the High Court about the same Cathedral, and Turbo told the cops to stop, and said "You guys messed up good with [XXXXXXXX XXXX]; I just want you to know that the time scale you have alleged is impossible in that big Cathedral with the Manse being so far away, that I could not possibly have committed the crime." "We've heard that before" said the Detective Sergeant "so we've brought tape measures this time." "Well before we get too far down the track why don't you lay them down and we'll see?" Turbo responded.

So they did, and they calculated the speed required to commit the crimes. "We'll be releasing you Mr Turbo" said the Sergeant "we calculated you'd have been running at 130 km/hr to make the alleged times." Turbo's team cheered, a hundred strong voices as one, and the Sergeant fined every one of them $1650.00 for failure to Social distance and being away from home. "We picked up a handy $165,000 for Dan" he said, and with our 15% commission that's just under $25,000 for the four of us, and......."

[Captain]

…………. was a nice little earner.

 

But all of a sudden somebody walked thru the door and said "My name is Oliver Sudden and I have new evidence, as it was not the manse in the cathedral that is the source of the accusation against Turbo. It was William Manse and what happened to the poor little bugger."

 

"You beauty" said the Coppers "We'll pick up another $25,000 or more on this and ......………..

[turboplanner]

…………. was a nice little earner.

 

But all of a sudden somebody walked thru the door and said "My name is Oliver Sudden and I have new evidence, as it was not the manse in the cathedral that is the source of the accusation against Turbo. It was William Manse and what happened to the poor little bugger."

 

"You beauty" said the Coppers "We'll pick up another $25,000 or more on this and ......………..

.......but they were just digging themselves a deeper grave. Lawyer Y, a blonde from Bondi admitted she'd been having an affair with the whole squad for some years, and the Manse story was concocted by a Detective who couldn't count or measure, so all the money would have to be paid back, they got the name William Manse wrong too. His name was Bill Marked, so they got a caning from the Assistant Commissioner (who was a hang glider in his spare time (avref), and Turbo was given a Medal of Honour by Premier Gladys, and promised.....

[Captain]

...... a leave pass from the depravity of Moorabbin and the details of the well known people smuggling route thru Koo Wee Rup to Omeo and then north past Mt Ugly and into the freedom of NSW, where Turbo had been promised a .......

[hihosland]

......free ride in the pride of the French Airforce a Rafale-B in appreciation of his services to the Foreign Legion over many years,

 

his pre fight briefing described all the necessary services and actions to take in an emergency including the ejection proceedure.

This later point was a bit lost on Turbo whose attention was totaly focused on leading aircraft woman Maviette with her golden epaulettes,

and generous Rubenesque proportions.

 

 

While his focus was thus intensely focused he failed to notice the spooling up and initial roll out, but when the angle of attack (Not Mavis nor Maviette ref) reached 47 deg he suddenly...............

,

Edited April 15, 2020 by hihosland

[Captain]

...... exclaimed "sacred blue" in his best accent francais, which means ......

[onetrack]

......"I'm ready to throw up!" But the pilot of the Rafale B was intent on giving Turbo the ride of his life - even though Turbo started off thinking he'd be giving Maveitte the ride of her life.

But all those thoughts were left behind as Turbo gripped everything he could find, to try and brace himself against savage Negative and Positive G's.

He moaned, and his tongue lolled out of his mouth, and his eyes rolled back in his head, and he wished he'd never volunteered for this ride.

It was while Turbo was being subjected to some particularly severe Negative G's, that he reached out and accidentally grabbed........

[turboplanner]

........the afterburner switch which sent Maveitte wild and pushed him back in his seat, squashing his........................

[Captain]

....... playlunch and his .........

[turboplanner]

.....tentacles, and...

[Captain]

...….. his left one (which had always been an issue since Turdy's puberty (the girls always laughed as they walked out the door), because it is larger than his right), and ...…….

[turboplanner]

.....it's blue where the right one was light brown. He had always suffered from ingrown eyelashes and.....

[Captain]

...…... when he winked, he ………….

[Captain]

.....it's blue whereas the right one was light brown.

 

So that when Turbo touches his toes with his dacks off (erky perky), he looks reminiscent of the Pan-African Flag as below, (but also, in his case, with a ragged looking 50 cal exit wound just above the centre [even erkier and perkier]) particularly when he is also green with envy on the bottom).

 

Edited April 16, 2020 by Captain

[turboplanner]

And so it was, after this International insult that the Pan-African nations declared war on Australia, even though our Foreign Minister did his best to dis-own Cappy, even suggesting his birth status was unclear.

As Squadrons on MIG-29s were seen on radar crossing the coast, .......................

[hihosland]

... the turboencabulator enhanced Drifters finally came into their own .............

[Captain]

...……. then immediately crashed where the Batavia hit the sand, because a 29 has bugger all range, and when departing from Mogadishu, to get to the Abrolhos was a pretty good effort for a …………….

[turboplanner]

..........fuel hungry piece of aluminium.,

As the Migs started to look for landing sites the Turboencabulator powered Drifters were tasked to distract them away from Australia's secret Defence Bases, [Names deleted for obvious reasons to everyone except Turbo], particularly [XXXXX] which was 46 Nm from [XXXXXXXXXXXXX], which reported to [XXXXXXXXXXXXXX], thereby providing a foolproof safety net.

As much as the Mig pilots were running out of fuel, it was too much temptation to take a shot at a lumbering 65 knot recreational aircraft, but one flck of the VF switch and the Drifter was suddenly in a different part of the sky, and with armament of ..................

[Captain]

……….. three assegais and a copy of David's slingshot, they were ...……...

[turboplanner]

.......invincible after they'd lured Mig 20s into failed forced landings in rocky country, and ......