The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

...... also looked up what purience means, and then ......

[onetrack]

....realised that Hi-Ho had actually said "Purience", which is a completely different thing to "Prurience".

 

"Purience" comes from the root word "Pure", and Turbo nodded sagely as understood what Hi-Ho was alluding to - that Turbo was as pure as Snow White, and that his intentions regarding PPP were entirely honourable and gentlemanly.

 

His desire to acquire more PP was because his lady friends were taken by it, but were struggling to acquire enough of it, in the right shade of pink.

 

But Turbo had many helpful contacts in the lingerie industry, and he was able to call on them to ensure that the supply of PPP was entirely adequate, and readily available to........

[turboplanner]

PLEASE ALLOW TIME .......

Hundreds of NES followers have contacted me, disturbed about Turbo's apparent absence from Wreck Flying.

Please allow Turbs some time and be patient, as he is tied up at the moment chairing strategy sessions of the Daniel Andrews Re-election Committee.

So it may therefore be a while before Turds returns.

Nobody could say that Cappy isn't quick; the girls used to call him rooster in the old days.

DA (as he is know in the boiler room) send his regards to some WF members.

[turboplanner]

....those who needed it for head gear, paint straining or for pure purposes such as Interior Decorating where it had already won a Cannes Award.

It was said to make a Drifter go 10 knots faster if you.......

[Captain]

DA (as he is know in the boiler room) send his regards to some WF members.

And with that contact from Dan, he started 5 more hotspots at WF airfields. (Dan is actually a super-spreader).

 

But all is well as the Covid was just spread to crusty & bitter old WF members who had no friends and who had bugger all contact with "normal" people, because they just sit on an old chair while dreaming of flying, as they speak of the good old days, replace their thru-bolts, dream of the past & post crap on the NES.

[hihosland]

Dan the Man's super spreader super machine

as supplied by Turbo Enterprises super phosphate aerial works,

Turbo in consultation with Donald Trump had convinced DJT that aerial dispersing of a combination of superphosphate (BS ref) and hydroxyquinone would suppress and eventually eliminate all corona viruses in all states marked in red on DJT 's wall chart.

So thought the Donald that's how Jucinta managed to knock the virus, I must tell Pompeo to immediately......

[Captain]

.......... provide more Aussie made Superphosphate as Dan's health advice from his panel of Specialist Medicoes (led by the TE Chairman, Turbo AO [Are-sOle]) by dumping Superphosphate over all Super-Spreaders and Lockdown Areas.

 

"It's as good a move as anything else we have done" said Dan "And I thank Turbo (Chairman of Turbine Cropdusters Inc) for his hard work and fine, analytical ................

[turboplanner]

..............techniques which put 2000 University lecturers back to work, which we'll be paying for 2 billion dollars set aside for the purpose. We were pleasantly surprised when these academics came up with birdsh!t to stop the spread. Fresh birdsh!t is sprayed over those suburbs where large families congregate, people leave home when they should be isolating, and people won't wear masks."

DA chuckled as he continued. "the smell is so bad that they disperse immediately and instead of taking a fortnight, we can clear these suburbs immediately and lift the lockdowns and open the pubs, restautants and coffee shops."The good thing about the Turbo system is that they don't flock into town partying the way the wrecked the Wave 1 recovery; they're ghost towns, amd.......

[Captain]

...... the Universities, including Turbine Uni & Grog Shop (TUGS {no comment}) saved cash by substituting Security Guards for Lecturers (as recommended by Chairman Dan) as he needed to keep employment up for his Miscellaneous Workers Union mates and to ensure that they get their usual on the job nooky, just like a WF member on a ........

[turboplanner]

......KR2 build who knows .................

[Captain]

..... that the sky (avref) .......

[turboplanner]

....is something they'll always look up to, but the thud of arriving is what they'll feel. Turbo (currently online schooling an 8yo) was emotionally charged after doing a book review of The Rainbow Fish, in which the student reads the book sixteen times in bentween the "I'm outta heres" felt sorry for these independent, but important memebrs of WF, so he went to the nearest Bunnings (essential supplies) and bought some garden seeds then walked through the aisles (VicPol Ancestry and home address ref) where he bought three of those wheels with pneumatic tyres which never fit anything, 30 cardboard tubes, 4 tarps (you know, wafer thin), 6 lengths plastic pipe, two packets of bolts, 1000 pop rivets, a Honda engine, and 40 metres of rope. He set to work writing his Instrictions in 2 pt type "How to build an aircraft that flies for less than $100.00 in six hours. He was fifteen minutes into it when ......

[onetrack]

...... he remembered he had to alter the title to include "from Bunnings Aerospace" - because everyone knows, that as soon as you mention Bunnings, every single person down to the lowliest street sweeper, understands the instructions, immediately and completely.

 

It took him less than 4 hrs to write the entire set of instructions, and post an advert for the kit on Farcebook. He was immediately overwhelmed by the deluge of inquiries from Farcebook users who wanted to escape from Victorias savage lockdown - and they saw the kit as their heaven-sent answer.

 

He set to, emailing out the instructions, and watching the money roll into his PayPal account. This was like taking lollies from babies, without the crying!

He jumped around in glee - but there was still a nagging concern in the back of his mind. Would the ......

[turboplanner]

.....wing loading meet the RAA standard. Many people had been caught...

[Captain]

.....wing loading meet the RAA standard. Many people had been caught...

....... in the age old WF quandary of wing loading Vs W&B Vs gethomeitis Vs .........

[turboplanner]

.......the need for Prime Mover LED light bars to do some spotlighting on the way home from fly ins to.........

[Captain]

....... and that is great news that TE is sponsoring a Flying Insto, because the sport certainly needs a better defined format to allow ......

[turboplanner]

...........more communication with pilots. The Insto is a Millenial thing, signalled by a photo of a prop, and is conducted on a formal basis under the control of .....

[Captain]

....... an Insto controller (IC) who was promoted from her previous position as Human Factors Szar (HFS), which in WA is known as ......

[turboplanner]

............a Fluoro Moll, decided she'd make direct contact with some of the local pilots. The problem was she took along a baseball bat, and by the time she got to pilot 3 (a well known contributor on this site), she .........

[Captain]

.......... had shown by the nature, inaccuracy and indiscriminately random swinging of her bat that she must have spent the 1980's & 90's worked for CASA as an ..........

[turboplanner]

...assistant FoI in Mustering Operations near ..................

[Captain]

...... Bone, where she was ........

[turboplanner]

........occasionally taken up for flights by bull bull bull bull bull who...

[Captain]

....... who was flying away away away away away away away ..... at the time, when he reached for ......