The Never Ending Story

[bull]

spotting banjo playing toothless twits on nearly every porch/verandah along the Channel Hwy,yeep cried the bull they are bloody everywhere,and everyone seems to have the same last name too....very concerning ,this is my neighbor ......related to Hilo apparently.....

[Captain]

...... but as it turned out, bull was surprised when Turdy issued him with an AVEO (avref) (Apprehended Violence Exposure Order) for publicising a photo of him (Turdboy) before the plastic surgery and before he moved on to his (the Turdster's) cello lessons.

 

Bull immediately took the AVEO order and shoved it up ........

Edited August 15, 2020 by Captain

[onetrack]

....the nearest downpipe and went on his merry way, playing his banjo, to ensure he fitted in with all the Taswegians, and couldn't immediately be identified and pointed out, as coming from the Mainland.

But he had to think long and hard about how he could lose some front teeth, to stop raising any level of suspicion. Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration. If he.........

 

 

Bull in his Taswegian disguise outfit ........

[turboplanner]

.......but it wasn't Bull, it was a Tasmanian, and not only that but a Tasmanian who flew Beavers, and not only that, but if a cylinder or two was missing he didn't care, and not only that but ......

[bull]

as Turdo was raving again, and not only that but so was Hilo, as he recognised turdo boy from his banjo days. Now Hilo was starting to look a bit green and suddenly went into a fit of .................

[Captain]

Now Hilo was starting to look a bit green and suddenly went into a fit of .................

...... pique.

 

But it was a good pique, thank goodness, which meant that HidyHody could sit on .......

[turboplanner]

......... the log by the river with the others, but he made the mistake of piquing at Sergeant Doubtfire, who was still recovering from realising the good sort she had thought of marying was her brother (not that Cappy would have minded; they get scarce when you get to his age). No ne knows why, but Hilo gave Doughtfire a Gippsland cuddle when he walked up, and that was when the .........

[bull]

,,sickest thing Turdo and Ratty had ever seen was played out after moving up the bank to the lawn in the grounds of the old blue oyster bar that ratty had brought to refurbish and reopen . My god screamed the rat, i have never seen ......

[Captain]

...... my sister do that type of thing before."

 

"I know from the guys at The BOB, particularly Ahrox-off, that she is rumoured to have killed at least 2 men (thought to be buried in the Ashmont quarry), but what she did to Heidi was depraved and amounted to .......

[bull]

..something you would see on prime time reality tv. Now just at that moment over the hill came the ladies auxiliary group from the rissole, who walked right into the debarkle of hilo and sgt doubtfire,,hats went flying and walking sticks where brandished as weapons and as one the ladies ..........................

[Captain]

....... said "Is that bit supposed to go into there?" (Avenginebuidingref).

 

Bull, however, was unfazed as he had seen it before and that type of thing was applauded in Taswegia (particularly down in the Freycinet), where the dark web was full of ........

[turboplanner]

.....ReadNecks like Bull's neighbour #13201 Forest Clump who was used to smoky bars, sawdust on the floor, and was a mean guitar player. So mean in fact that someone threw a bottle and knocked out his front teeth.

Which brings up an interesting Point; not many people know that Cappy at one stage was one of the best guitar players in the world. So good in fact that he was invited on the the Louisiana Hayride to play one of his Hee Haw songs. (Which is where today's "Yee Hah" comes from). In those years Cappy went under the stage name of Roy Clark. Johnny Cash later copied this song and took it to the world, probably because he sang it without the Hee Haw clown act which.........

 

[Captain]

..... went down a treat when the Skipper played it for Chop Chop, and a group of Turbo-like white collar shonks, as the Risdon Prison Blues (RPBs).

 

But guitars are an issue with the ladies, because.....

[bull]

,they could not hold their walking sticks and play the guitar at the same time ,I can said hilo as he was seen to be strumming the guitar with a part of his anatomy whilst doing the strings with one hand and shoving the walking stick up.......................................

[Captain]

....... to conduct the rest of the band, which comprised a drummer and a piano accordion, known as the Tasmanian Symphony .......

[turboplanner]

..........Orchestra. When they played Rhapsody in Blue it was just black though, and was quickly sponsored by the dar web.

Bull's activities were soon picked up by Epaulette who was a bad influence and hung out at the Sandy Bay Diner where the dudes met every Saturday night and often went off for night flights in formation, pitch black or not, One night ..........

 

 

 

 

 

 

Turbo in the Acting phase of his career:

[Captain]

......, which was also a very dar night, bull and E-paulette, who had met on the dar web (and who had agreed in advance to name any 1st offspring "Bullette"), were soon calling each other dar-ling, & took off (avref & foreplayref) to ........

[turboplanner]

...........the sound of Ba ba ba Barbra Anne (and that was just the sound coming from the exhaust of the Beaver. Their destination was Cradle Lake, but fate ...................

[Captain]

...........the sound of Ba ba ba

 

The Singleroot called Ratty immediately he saw the above quote.

 

"Is bull in Tazzy or in NZ" he asked your rodentic correspondent.

 

"Worry not Unofornicateur" responded the Skipper "Turbs has it wrapped around his neck again, and bull is obviously not interested in the bah bahs or his forum name would be ram."

[Captain]

Their destination was Cradle Lake, but fate ...................

 

........ is a fickle mistress, and before ........

[bull]

You could trade a blown seal [avref,, something to do with exscimos or something]] for a sheep stuck in the fence to a kiwi,the ratty had.............

[turboplanner]

.....changed course and was now headed for Blue Lake Lodge on Arthur.

The Blue Lake had been on Arthur for five years now, and Arthur didn't like it one little bit. "A couple of gays from Toowoomba built it", he said "right over me leg when I was fishing".

"We thought it was just log" said Gavin, who was the smart one "How did we know he was there" added Alastair, who was string in one direction with one eye but looking at you with the other.

The NES crew decided to free Arthur who by now........

[Captain]

...... had that 1000 yard string that some Vietnam Vets are known for, as his leg (avundercarriageref) had been asleep since 1997.

 

Both Gavin & Alistair (NTTIAWWT) thought that bull was hot, particularly now that he was available in Tazzy (freshmeatref) "If only he had a big one out front (capitslletterref)" Al said to Gav over their soy lattes (where they insist that the soy must be added 1st [NTTIAWWT]) "But I promise that I will stop string at him & .......

[bull]

aandd gaaaviin dont forget to bait that "rat"trap tonight the ratty was seen ..........

[Captain]

aandd gaaaviin dont forget to bait that "rat"trap tonight the ratty was seen ..........

 

Oh Bugger, dear NESers. bull has buggered up (NTTIAWWT) his shift key again and it looks like his space bar is on the blink too.

 

Please join with meee in hoping that bull is ooookkkkaaaay.