The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

....if we don't stick to something we don't have we can'tbe blamed for something we didn't do, and it's confusing enough that we can't be blamed for something we did do, and we can always cancel something we were going do do, or do something we weren't going to do. His admiring supporters marvelled and the skill and dexterity of Dan the Man and promised to vote for him next .......

[Captain]

........... decade when he releases Wutoria from lockdown and the next Election is planned for 2035.

 

Turbo, who is a passionate and dedicated believer in the Westminster System, tried to work out how to make a quid out of the situation. "Should I back Sam Newman in a civil disobedience program (CDP), just stay locked down looking at myself in the mirror (erky perky), head down to Taswegia and play with bull (erkier & even perkier), replace the thru-bolts in the F4, go up to Remnark and have a yelled chat with my mate Salty across the river from the infected shore, or should I perhaps .............

[bull]

.get myself 14 virgins and go to the greek islands with Nobu in his zello, Thats a bloody good idea said turdy,got any spare virgins?.....maybe we could..............

[onetrack]

.... go to the Virgin Islands, we're sure to find some there". But Nobu chimed in, "I no wanna go to Gleek Islands. Gleek Islands too far away. Zeelo has not enough fuel tanks, and we have to fly over bandit country! I'd rather fly to Tasmania, just a few less bandits there!"

"I can't go anywhere, anyway," said Turbo. "We're still in lockdown, and we don't know how long this lockdown is going to last! It could run into next year!!

 

"Ahhhh, now you all wish you were in the West," said Onetrack. "You know, the land where we've conquered the virus, and it's full speed ahead - apart from a few dozen lawsuits from Clyde Parma hanging over our head!"

"Yess! Yess!!", cried Nobu. "Lestern Austlalia, the place to be! No flying listrictions, I think I will fuel up the Zeelo and head West!"

 

"You forgot one little thing", said Turbo. "No-one gets into W.A. at present, they've got a hard border!"

"Hard blorder no problem to crafty old Japanee!", crowed Nobu. "All I have to do is land in some lemote W.A. airstrip and say I'm delivelling a message from the Emperor! They'll think I'm a WW2 refugee airman who still thinks WW2 is running! They'll welcome me, and forget all about.....

[Captain]

...... the fact that I'm on the Board of Mineralogy, and am a Clive Palmer plant in the Border Wars of 2020."

 

Onesie's previous support for Clive had him under surveillance & on a watch list by the CPWA, where informants are given food stamps, the ability to have an extra child & limited sexual favours (with one of the Labor Ministers), in return for dobbing on their neighbours.

 

Turbo, who understood this well after his time in Glorious Leader Dan's Nhill Re-education Camp, liked the idea of "WA sexual favours", no matter how limited, so he sent some files about Onesie from the Socialist Republic of Wutoria to the People's Communist Outpost of WA and as a result, Onesie .....

Edited August 31, 2020 by Captain

[Captain]

"I wouldn't mind a few of those WA Sexual Favours either" yelled bull across the Strait.

 

"No, I'm Spartacus" said HiHo.

[turboplanner]

........was about to reply when the critical chain of the NES was broken by a hacker, who tipped a bucket on Bull, and dissed HiHo, who was very sensitive these days. Since Cappy would never do that, Copyright fraud is involved too because Cappy's mother had copyrighted the photo of her son at the age of 18. Form his tent at the Nhill RCamp, Turbo sent his best wished to Cappy, who was just about to ............

[Captain]

............ fly (avref) over to the PRofWA for some of those favours too. "Border closure, Schmorder closure" he said.

 

As a result of Tubb's post # 13332, numerous complaints were sent to Eeeeen for the slack security on Wreck Flying, which would allow the NES to be hacked and for Cappy's good name to be besmirched.

 

Hundreds of NES readers followed suit with their concerns and complaints to the extent that Eeeeen was overwhelmed. (But he's a really capable bloke and able to handle it easily).

 

"It was a Como plot ........... plus it was The Covid" Eeen said in his defence "But just which comos (or Covid) I won't know until I check out their IP and LMBTQ addresses, and then I'll ............

[Captain]

............ come down on them like a ton(tonne)-of-bricks if it should be any of the d*ckheads that I have given a holiday to previously. And if it was Turbo, then ......"

[bull]

he is protected,[glad you remember that little incident with my sister Iaann ,,said turdo] and can not be prosecuted. The wreck flyer forums erupted with the sounds of dissent, we are very ..........

[turboplanner]

........wary of putting anything down on paper” said Salty from Renmark, giving away his poor understanding of social media,”but I can talk about farming. He’s a cow and whenever......

[Captain]

...... he goes all Mad Cow on us all, I just remind him of the consequences of inciting the wrath of the DLM movement.

 

Drifter Lives Matter is also in cahoots with ANTRAXA (Blue Head Division) and together they .........

[onetrack]

....are looking towards starting a revolt. "But they're just revolting people, anyway", said Turbo, as he looked down his nose. Cappy thought he might get armed up, to head off any planned revolt, as he could be just as revolting, too.

 

"I think this all needs to be brought to a Head - a Blue Head", said Onetrack, with the wisdom of a Sage from the West, where Sages are of a superior quality and grade, as compared to Eastern Sages.

 

"But Chairman Dan is an Eastern Sage!", said Turbo, who obviously thought Dan had acquired his SageNess from sitting at Chairman Jinpings banquest tables.

 

"He wouldn't know a Sage if one flew up and hit him in the face!", snorted Onetrack. "He's just a......

[bull]

an agent that colluded with rasg [resident aviators support group] to influence the result of the RAA [RESTRICTING AVIATION ASSOCIATION] elections for new board members. Now a name from the past {mavis] was put forward and...................

[Captain]

..... she'll do anything that Turdy wants, including ......

 

PS ..... ALL NES'ERS THANK THE WESTERN SAGE FOR HIS INPUT. THE NES IS MORE ENJOYABLE, AND OF A HIGHER QUALITY, AS A RESULT.

[turboplanner]

".....training for a Pilot Certificate in a Drifter." The room lapsed into a shocked silence. "Are there any Drifters flying today?" asked Salty with a puzzled expression on his face. Now Remnark has three things going against it:

 

1. The fies in the day and mosquitoes at night.
   
2. It's in South Australia
   
3. It's so far from civilisation that paddle steamers still bring most of the news.
   

 

"Yes, there are" said Turbo cautiously, expecting a raft of WF posts saying there are none, Drifter is not the correct name for the Lawson Mk II Big Wing, anyone going to the Moonta fly in and anyone know who does lash tinting in Goondiwindi. Somone even suggested phoning up the Dog Patter.

 

Mavis, who had been a WASP in WWII before being invalided out with dislocated hips, had ferried Hurricanes, Spitfires, Lancasters and all the other aircraft used by the RAF in WWII, dealing with forced landings caused by fuel tank breathers with pain masking top over them, through rod breakages, ring snapping and piston cracking, and now and again, bored with these transport flights would go up into the German bomber flight streams and knock out a few without saying anything to anyone and had clocked up 39 kills, one more than Johnny Johnson before her Commanding Officer ordered her to get her act together, didn't she know the aircraft were required for 5 hour pilots on the front line, men who were putting their lives together and sent her to Scotland.

 

Turbo had found this out one night when Mavis talked him into the magical taste of Drambuie. She had never spoken of her flying since.

 

So when poor innocent Salty had, through the poor education his town was famous for, had suggested that Drifters were extinct, Mavis had gone off like a packet of crackers at a Chinese Christening and ......

 

 

Photo of Drifter (Drifter is in the back ground, it's a cone in front)

[bull]

said ,,,all you wannabe GA pilots with your 200 kt fantastic plastics really shit me she said. You have all lost the plot about what the AUF was all about cheap safe affordable flying ,she went off into a long rambling tirade about through bolts and such and then walked out of the room . [not before posting this little video and saying ,THIS was what it was all about FUN].......................

....the room went silent and the stunned look on turdos face as he said ,,WOW someone actually flies those things,why they look bloody............

[turboplanner]

".............faster than Faetas, and have a better landing attitude and probably land at 22 kts." Although he wouldn't have stamped the video "bull from bone", or .......

[Captain]

...... sent a note to Cappy and Tubb.

 

The Skipper apologizes for his lack of posts today, but he is in hiding tonight after sending an anti-Dopy Danny post to Turdboy today (I know Tubb's real name, you see, and it's not pretty) and Dick-tator Dan has the VicPol Mosad division (and their mate Lawyer X [Cappy still thinks that she looked hot during her Mokbel period] chasing me even though I am hundreds of kms outside his state.

 

Dan said "Let me be perfectly clear about this, the Captain is a ...............

[bull]

running ,just like bull is now a permanent resident of the apple isle, as he too has upset dictator dan by reposting the arrest of a pregnant woman for posting a fakebook post. Now i,ll definetly need a plane with shit loads more range to visit the big isle said bull,something that can fly around the communist state of prictoria and drop balloons full of shit on Poodundans home and then fly on cause if i get off the ferry or land in prictoria i face being arrested. Wow said hilo what........

[Captain]

....... bull needs is to maintain his Qld passport as well as his new Tasmanian citizenship, and buy a .........

[turboplanner]

.....Victorian get out of prison free card as well as a NSW Transit Visa and a South Australian Deed of Agreement never to enter that State, then ......

[Captain]

.....Victorian get out of prison free card

These are available free-of-charge (FOC) with every Labor Party Membership and particularly if you wear a Red T-Shirt or if you are a member of a Calabrian organized crime group ............ but are certainly not available to framed Catholic Ex-Archbishops of protesting blonde Ballarat preggers lasses ........... however Turbine Enterprises have made sufficient political donations to have 6 Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free cards in-hand (as well as what Turbs does with his hand), so TE can make those available to any NES members or readers (and even to Eeeeen in a pinch) who find themselves on the wrong side of the Victoristan law.

[turboplanner]

Satisfied that they had armed themselves with more Covid documents than the AFL, the group took some time to look at the Drifter. All agreed that they had never seen an aircraft like this which showed the popularity of this unit which looked more like a brick elevator than something that might fly, but ................

[onetrack]

.... bull was intent on geting rid of his tired old Drifter to them, so went into overdrive on the sales speil. "Yep, I've flown from Caboolture to Hobart on a total of 15 litres, and saw 170 kts TAS on the trip!", he boasted.

 

He did fail to mention that most of the Drifters instruments were faulty, and the airspeed indicator wouldn't return to zero for the last 5 years.

 

"On top of that," bull went on, I'll guarantee the engine is good for another 2000hrs before overhaul, and the airframe has unlimited life!"

 

"That's pretty impressive," said one of the group, "But tell me, can you fit more seating? - because we need to carry more passengers than what the Drifter currently offers".

 

"Yair," said bull, "Not a problem, I'll get onto Turbine Entreprises, they specialise in this kind of stuff, why I believe they've even turned a Drifter into a firebomber, and they're currently planning a .....