The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

... new development to offer a flying (avref) version of the yellow cone in Tubb's post # 13341.

 

Below please see video of early flight testing.

 

This is not the type of cone that bull was used to, having been a "person of interest" in many investigations around Bone and was classified federally as a "Colourful Racing Identity" and therefore required to give up his 2000 hectare Tazzy poppy farm (plus he is not allowed to own a Casino, which he has always wanted to do), so that now he is on the .......

 

 

[Captain]

SIDE NOTE - HIHO HAS ALSO BEEN FOUND TO BE A PERSON OF SUSPECT CHARACTER AND HAS THEREFORE GIVEN UP HIS QUEST FOR A CASINO LICENCE AT BARANGAROO, BUT SALTY IS STILL IN THE RUNNING AND THINKS THAT THE BARANGAROO DEVELOPMENT WILL INTERFACE WELL WITH HIS REWORKING OF THE REMNARK WORKER'S CLUB AND MAISON DE MASSAGE.

[turboplanner]

.......run around Tasmania, which takes 45 minutes. His keyboard privileges have been taken away.

 

That's a very interesting design in #13351, but being made in China is likely to cough its guts up at the 15 second mark.

 

Turbo's Cone project is slilghtly different and backed by several trials. Initially Turbo didn't worry about aerodynamics, just took a 2" dozer bolt, wrapped in paper and launched it the way you hand launch a model glider. The aircraft repeatedly flew a pretty arc, so was considered a success. The paper shell was protected by car roofs when the craft landed, but the new cone shape carbon fibre shell should handle concrete comfortably, and ..............

 

[onetrack]

....besides, the "cone of silence" was behind the whole idea, and this would protect Turbo from any interrogation by CASA operatives, who were sure to be.....

[turboplanner]

.....doing ramp checks and......

[Captain]

........... examinations of 2" dozers, trying to locate ........

[bull]

somewhere to pull a few "cones"MyWay ,,what with the new CASA doctrine of infiltrating the masses and slowly pulling...........

[onetrack]

....them back into the Middle Ages, where people who claimed to be able to fly, were tied to stakes and burnt as witches, which led most pilots to keep very quiet about their....

[bull]

Mother inlaws and their brooms,why just the other day turdo,s m,i,l, was seen to be suffering from controlled flight into terrain syndrome ,,[ref picture] this happened on a training flight . Why are you showing my m,i,l, bull? i get to see enough of her when i......................

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[Captain]

..... go down (avref) on ......

[onetrack]

....my bike to the shops to get milk, she's always there! Then she wants to know everything about what I've been doing, so she can keep tabs on me! It drives me insane! I'm going to have to.......

[bull]

buy a better broom with remote control override,that way when she flies over to annoy me i can...........

[Captain]

..... use my remote to have her accelerate up into that well known aerobic (avref) manoeuvre called the "Legover", after which .....

[bull]

Eeeeenn the cappy has done wreckflying an injustice by referring to this as an aviation related thread,please discipline this incumbent . now back to the story..............

[turboplanner]

.........there's a 50/50 chance she'll do a noseover (avref) straight into the dirt and I won't have to worry about her.

[bull]

Fuel bill anymore,,We must do something about that Cappy said Sir Nobu, why he is always ................

[onetrack]

....talking and thinking about "overs", such as "noseover", "legover", "bendover", etc, etc.? "It's because I'm basically a great cricketing person", said Turdbro - "and I can only constantly relate to "overs", because they occupy such a large part of my life, and I'm trusting that I won't hear, 'It's all over, Red Rover', because that would be devastating for ......

[bull]

.the red rovers flying club . Why just the other day..

[turboplanner]

.....Big Red was asked to give a talk to the Coopers Creek Flying Club entitled "How to perfect your wing overs underneath the tree canp[y, and question time went on for an hour until a little man at the back announced..............

[bull]

it aint over till it,s over, and doing wingovers [avref] whilst under the tree canopy can and will cause it to be.................

[onetrack]

.....come filled with leaves and unflyable, so this manoueuvre is best left to highly-trained professionals with a high-hour logbook and plenty of under-canopy flying experience.

But of course, this technique is also governed by the type of tree and the size of the canopy involved. Naturally, you wouldn't carry out an under-canopy wingover under a Wodjil - but a Moreton Bay Fig is a totally different scenario, and the Fig wingover is usually accompanied by the pilot yelling out, "I don't give a Fig about RAA or CASA rules!" as they carry out the manouevre, followed by.....

[Captain]

....... applying for Mick Link's job to lead the AUF.

 

"It's a better gig that just being a largish sandhill" said ......

[bull]

.the present Secretary,,of the Auf [avref] who,s aspirations where far beyond his ability but still persisted to cry out...........

[bull]

.in pain ,because the new $40 dollar pens that we are made to use are so hard to...............

[Captain]

............ sharpen.

 

Turbo agreed and spoke up, as he still had his 1st souvenir AUF writing implement. It is a quill with the AUF initials carved into the side in scrimshaw, and had been presented to him by Emelia E when he joined up way back when.

 

"I love remembering those good old days" said Turbo "When men were men and Mavis was ...............

 

THIS IS TURBO'S VIDEO (A RARE RECORDING OF HIS VOICE TOO) ON QUILL SHARPENING

AFTER HE FOUND THAT IT DOESN'T WORK SO WELL WITH $40 BALLPOINTS.

Edited September 7, 2020 by Captain