The Never Ending Story

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........in her prime as a kick boxer. She was only ever beaten by EE, and not many people know that she was one of the last people to see EE alive. They'd just walked the Kokoda Trail together, up and back and were discussing the best navigation method for the next leg. Mavis suggested EE use Ozrunways and EE insisted on compass and quill and a fight broke out in the Mess. EE won and the rest is history.

 

Sometimes Mavis .........

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..... mentioned that despite knowing all about quill sharpening, Turbo wasn't the sharpest tool in the box, but she still loved him, anyway. It was probably more to do with his huge .....

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...... ego, let alone his gigantic & thrilling .......

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.........tassles or ...........

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....his straw hat that the tassels hang from. "It's the hat that always gets them in", said Turbo with a sly grin. "It's a real chick magnet hat, and when I put the tassels on it, they can't resist it! Of course, I actually put the tassels on to repel the flies (they're pretty bad on the farm, now), but then I found they attracted pretty girls like when I wore a race drivers suit!"

 

"You were a race driver, too??!", squealed Mavis in delight. "Tell me more! What did you drive, and what racetracks did you drive on?"

 

"Well", said Turbs modestly, "I didn't really drive, they just let me wear the suit, 'cos I got to grease the.......

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.......roller that the grader pulled to flatten the track, and before that.....................

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they even let me drive the tractor with the water tank on "that "trailer"[cappy knows about that "trailer"and the things that went on inside!] ,,,,, in which "Mavis lost her .............

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...... v.........

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......ery nice scarf that was a present from her Grandma. This loss made Mavis very upset, and she spent a long time looking for that scarf - until the day she came to the realisation, that the tassels on Turbos hat were made from that very same material that the scarf had been made from, and it was just too coincidental that.....

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................V neck shirt and no one noticed the difference until.....

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as turdo misses the beat ,smashed at the post by the rat again

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turdo in a V neck shirt with long shorts and long white socks as well!!,,,,Nah thats no coincidence,,why he does ..............

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........ the best & most realistic Don Dunstan (SAref) impression (AND he still lives the full DD lifestyle), all enhanced by the very erotic tassels on his hat (as spotted by Mavis & Onesie, [whose relationship developed considerable sexual tension as they discussed Turbo's tassels & "comforted each other"], which all goes to prove that when push comes to shove, Turbs really is an old ......... (NTTIAWWT)

Edited September 7, 2020 by Captain

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........South Australia Hotel regular, who ...........

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would always talk about beer prices,,,Why when i was a first drinking a 10 ounce beer was 35cents and a pack of durries was 95cents etc etc........

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..... and avgas was 4 shillings & sixpence a gallon, before the ........

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........Queenslanders started refining it from Barrier Reef Giant Clam blood, and juscking the price thourgh the roof. The Corvette had never run the same since Turbo's quick trip to Queensland to help Cappy out with a Tenant issue, and ....................

 

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...... where the Tenant (Margaret Tenant) had caused some problems over that paternity .........

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For all younger NESers, below are some pics of the "look" that Tubb is running with these days.

 

HE HAS THESE EXACT SHORTS (AND LEGS)

 

THAT SMOULDERING LOOK TURBO GETS.

 

"TURBO AS I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM" SAID MAVIS.

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.....suit she used to wear when she was flying her Tyro over the slums of Sydney back in ..........

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...... the days when those slums were more than just a ......

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....cluster of high rise condos, and people with ........

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.....the virus. But all things must come to an end, and it was a sad day when Cappy had to......

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..... say fairwell to his honest, christian & wholesome working class background, to join the world of flyboys (and girls NTTIAWWT) & american sportscar drivers ("Mine's bigger than an MX 5" Turbo had said when the Skipper first met him), with the end result being that with his legal and baristorial background, the Skipper has been defending Turbo & Salty ever since, against accusations of .......

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......excessive generosity, helping poor people, fighting corrupt officials, and traumatising FoIs, who ..................