The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.....support Cappy and put some life into the campaign. Turbo suggested adding the word "come" and wrote a song "Y,all Come" and the did, millions of them demanding polling booths so they could vote early. Cappy rapidly passed old Snoozer Joe, then Don Trump himself and was on the way to the White House when...................

 

Cappy in his singing outfit

 

[sPECIAL NOTE TO NES READERS IN THE USA; THIS IS JUST PRETEND, DO NOT CAST A VOTE FOR CAPTAIN COOK IN THE ELECTION; THIS IS JUST MAKE BELIEVE]

[Captain]

and was on the way to the White House when.....

 

..... the Skipper's campaign manager made an almost fatal mistake by having a chat with bull, Turdy & Salty (he only left Onesie out as he was preparing to be the Prince of Subiaco in the heirachy of the new country of Twiggyville after WA secedes) when he asked them "How would one of you blokes like to be VP?".

 

Their replies were many & varied, with Brine particularly.......

[turboplanner]

.......in favour because he'd promised to bring Cappy the newspapers every morning and check the polls and....

[Captain]

...... make us all life members of the EAA with our own dedicated & air conditioned grandstand at Oshkosh.

 

That got a fair bit of interest from Planey, HiHo and the 88cm Thruster, to the extent that they .......

[bull]

All missed the underdog Bull who came climbing up on the polls to the point of a landslide victory as Vice President of the United States of America!!!!!!!!!!

[hooly flark] said Nobu [just back from flying in his zelo avref] what do we do now?.................

Edited September 19, 2020 by bull

[turboplanner]

........no good trying Honoruru again; maybe we copy China and rower prices, and ..........

[bull]

home grown corona !!!,,this version you lot got ,is nothing compared to ours said Nobu quietly ,,,,,,,,,,,,,[now this really worried all the true NES fans because Sir Nobu is a founding character of "The Story" and his health is very important to us.],,,,,Geeeessse ,said.............

[Captain]

...... Tubb "But with our beloved Skipper about to run the US, it would be great if Nobu could take over from Abe and become a modern Empelor."

 

"Gleat idea Tinkywank" leplied Nobu "And we can then run pan-pacific X-Countly fryins the way that my mob did during WW2 with their barroon bombs, and we can arrange an outback Air-Lace betleen Tokyo and SanFlancisco via Pearr Harbour with 200 knots or jetstleam up our ............

 

 

PS - Cappy was wandering around the internet this morning looking for Eeeen and Wreck Flying when he bumped into Turbo grooming (erky perky) somebody (who turned out to be one of VicPol's finest) on the Dark Web. Hope bull and Onesie, Salty, HiHo, Planey and The Thruster can find us again soon.

Edited September 22, 2020 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....ailerons (avref) or the way. Nob would be flying a Zero of course. He'd liberated it from the Yamato Museum at Kure, 20 km from Hiroshima after Turbo told he he had seen it and it looked as if it would be in good enough condition to start.

 

They crept into the museum at night with jerry cans, and with the assistance of some aerostart, got it to backfire a couple of times. When the security guards came rushing in, Turbo told them they were fumigating the room, and the guards nodded their heads and retreated, coughing in the smoke. 

 

Nob flew the Zero straight through the huge glass windows narrowly missing a couple of hi-rise towers, and now here they were in the Ginza drinking Saki and deciding which was the fastest route given the bad weather expected tomorrow in ............................

 

The dark web was very dark, so it was no surprise that bull, onesie, Salty, HiHo, Planey, nd the Thruster could not find them, but Cappy and Turbo quickly found the half mile queues waiting to vote for The Don in the US election.

 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamato_Museum

[Captain]

...... almost every location where an AUF member is "just going for a bit of a local flight" and where, no matter in which direction they go, or at which height they fly, they experience a XXXXn headwind, that .........

 

 

The Skipper feels so sad and trepidatious that poor onetrack, bull, HeidiHody, Brine, Planey & the Thruster may be out there wandering around the Dark Web, lost alone & frightened, like abandoned puppies searching for some scraps of meat and a new home, looking for the light & and for the new, updated and happier Wreck Flying. Because as Turbo knows (and is) the Dark Web is a fearful place full of preditory animals and ex staff of the Regulator.

Edited September 22, 2020 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......they rigidly pay attention to their IAS to make sure the headwind doesn't reduce it too much, sometimes proudly proclaiming they were "flying on instruments" and cursing at the inaccuracy of the EFIS which they always swore by, and deciding to write a letter of complaint just about the time the engine started to cough from Bernaldo's Law which says: "If tank he is empty, journey he is ending",

and then remembering they'd forgotten to take out the dog before leaving home.

 

Nob, who had watched Top Gun 27 times yelled "We're rocked and roaded Goose, Ret's kick the tires and right the fires, forgetting for the moment that a Zero doesn't have a gas turbine engine. Turbo was just about to bail on the flight when.............................

[Captain]

............ he remembered that he was a brave and gay (in the 1950"s sense of the word) adventurer who would easily fit in with Sir Nobu III in the rear of the Zelo cockpit.

 

The engine started and Nob taxied (avref & cabref) to the runway, but Nobu is a little bloke (despite spending all those years eating Aussie tucka in Cowla ("I ruv Chicko Lolls" he always says)) he raised himself up to see over the dash and while straining to see, he .................

 

 

All regular NSEers will realize that what Turbo was referring to by "Taking the dog out before leaving home" was actually a colloquialism for ............... 

[turboplanner]

........accidentally let the tiniest squirt go, which landed on Turbo's.................

 

.....give the ferret a run, or check the sheep, or make sure the chookhouse door is shut, you know.........

[bull]

After months of being lost in the dark web,those chicko lolls sound awesome cried the decrepit creature that once was a proud and strong BULL , who was now downtrodden by EEEEannnn and his format changes and was reduced to begging outside the local FBO[avref]for joy flights just to feed his raging habit.. After searching hi and lo [he had nothing ] Bull stumbled on the NEW wreckflying and is to this point withholding judgment as to improvements or detriments....Flark where is my komono,cried Nobu,it was just here a minute ago.....

 

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

........accidentally let the tiniest squirt go, which landed on Turbo's.................

...... monicle, which made it .......

 

 

[turboplanner]

.....difficult to read the Japanese writing on the levers, and before they knew it Turbo had dropped a 500 lb bomb on Hiroshima, which  attentive NES readers would know is only 20 km from the take off point.

 

The Mayor of Hiroshima said "................

[bull]

this new format reeellly suckkks ,and it is not giving out notifications at all.  Arrghhh she be right said Salty [also just rescued,  from the dark web] Eeeannn will change it again soon ,so don,t sweat it,it,s 2020 for flucks sake,,sake sounds like a good idea ,said Turdo [just back from Hiroshima]don,t mind if i do , he said as.............

[turboplanner]

he blinked in the white web trying to find a thread he was familiar with. Finally he .........

[Captain]

..... found the old staple forum section on  .... Incidents & Accidents .... and he was home again.

 

"Now, do I pan (avref, dunnyref & littleemergencyref) up or down to get back to my true home in the ......

[bull]

..border country of southern NSW?? Pan pan [avref]Dan dan said to the rat,,,,,it,s all the same now.   The Prictorian SS BRANCH of CASA had taken advantage of the current pandemic and no flying to start snooping around all the very FULL hangers around the country to try and find all those raa flyers who had not renewed the rego of their hobbie cats with victas,,well said turdo........

Edited September 25, 2020 by bull

[Captain]

....."We are all in this together and I Stand-With-Dan".

 

The rest of the NESers .........

[turboplanner]

..........didn't understand that Victorians had just received their T Shirts with the Eureka Flag and a message from Dan, who'd just achieved the polularity status of Hi Chi Min without having to grow a beard.

 

Turbo got two shirts and a special message which read ...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Captain]

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo got two shirts and a special message which read ...............

 

 

........ "Bressed are the Tofu makers" and "Always rook on the blight side of rife" both ricenced from the Japanese version of the Rife of Blian, where the well known extra quote "Lomanes eunt Domus" is very popliar in Nagasaki nightspots, whereas in Kobo they use the more collect "Lomani ite domum".

 

 

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Edited September 25, 2020 by Captain

[bull]

I,m with stupid, with an arrow pointing at turdo,,,,,said cappys new shirt from Dan dan.  I,m offended screamed.............

 

[Captain]

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Hi Chi Min

Is this a shocking sino racial epithet about Heidi? Just ask'n, as Turbo's Mediterranean heritage means he is one of the relatively recent New Australians and is therefore a shocking, slightly brown, white privileged racist.

 

AS READERS CAN SEE FROM RECENT POSTS, THE NES TAKES ON THE HARD ISSUES IN ORDER TO RETAIN ITS SOCIAL LICENSE.

Edited September 25, 2020 by Captain