The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

The next morning whe ge got up at the Motel he laid the sash out to admire it: The Sash read: "Miss Swan Hill"]

And Turbo has continued on in Tania Verstak mode ever since.

 

But it was Tania, not Turbo, who featured in many a young boys early dreams.

 

IS THAT TANIA ................... OR TURBO? (NTTIAWWT) with his Miss Swan Hill

sash reversed and Straya written on in texta?

Edited December 30, 2020 by Captain

[turboplanner]

Turbo would never do such a thing, lathough he identifies as a Negrito tribal chief (the Negrotis preceded the aborigines) [We pay respect to the past , the Negritos and present owners of the land etc]

Not may people know that Tania and Turbo were an item (so Cappy has it part right)

Turbo was only ten when Tania was crowned, and they had a happy life together until at 24, Turbo got sick of wearing short pants, a button up shirt and a tie, and sadly it was all over.

 

It was at that age that he built his first Ultralight from crashed Tiger Moth components, starting with ............

[turboplanner]

[Turbo and Cappy in the Turbine Tiger showing it's anti-noseover device in operation, Cappy flying]

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo would never do such a thing, lathough he identifies as a Negrito tribal chief (the Negrotis preceded the aborigines) [We pay respect to the past , the Negritos and present owners of the land etc]

Not may people know that Tania and Turbo were an item (so Cappy has it part right)

Turbo was only ten when Tania was crowned, and they had a happy life together until at 24, Turbo got sick of wearing short pants, a button up shirt and a tie, and sadly it was all over.

 

It was at that age that he built his first Ultralight from crashed Tiger Moth components, starting with ............

......... the kit test pieces (made in Vietnam to save cost), as provided without charge to suck in builders by Turbine's TM Aviation, followed by the empennage where all good kit builders kick off.

 

The above photo, which also shows bull (shiftkeyref) skulking (bullref) in the bushes as usual, is great proof of the product supplied by Turbine ABS Airbrakes Inc ....... because Cappy's undoubted piloting skills, plus the helpful influence of the no-tip-over non-skid airbrake product from TABSAI, enabled that aircraft (avref) to be recovered undamaged after the Skipper's signature 3-point landing, to be refueled within 15 minutes and to continue its mission, except for that one little issue that was ........

Edited December 31, 2020 by Captain

[onetrack]

.... Cappy had actually fallen right out when he stood the Moth on its nose, and landed on his head. But as it's well-known that there's little to damage inside the Jedi Rat's head, it was all good.

 

Cappy stood up immediately after landing on his head, asked, "Where am I exactly?" - and some bystanders turned him around, and pointed him towards the Moth (which had landed itself perfectly in a 3-pointer, pilot-free, despite his claims), all his memories came flooding back, which....

[Captain]

2 hours ago, onetrack said:

all his memories came flooding back, which....

...... was a bit of a problem as it was non avref related, and involved his 1st erotic experience with Tania Verstak.

 

Her photo was in a Women's Weekly and the Skipper was just .......

[turboplanner]

....about to pick up the last copy on the rack when Mavis snatched it.

 

 Cappy was already......

[Captain]

STOP PRESS - For lurking non contributory NESers, we apologise that some posts might be lacking here over coming days.

 

And while the below contributors may not be able to resist posting their brilliant, erudite & humerous ramblings, Turbo, Onetrack, bull, Brine, Eeeeeean and your beloved Captain are currently working on a plan to save Soar Aviation, or at least to buy 50 - 60 aircraft on the cheap.

 

The new Flight Training Organisation is likely to be named Sore Knees Aviation (SKA).

 

If any other NESers have a lazy $1 or $2 million to match each of our contributions, feel free to PM us any time.

[Captain]

On 31/12/2020 at 8:32 PM, turboplanner said:

....about to pick up the last copy on the rack when Mavis snatched it.

 

 Cappy was already......

........ primed (avref), but the look in Mavis's eyes said that she was also ..........

[Captain]

As a tribute to the UniRoot's signature, The Skipper is offering 2 fitting tributes to Duct Tape.

 

Uncle Red is modding a 1990 Honda Civic - YouTube

 

And the Duct Tape Hall of Fame .....

 

Red Green - Duct Tape Hall Of Fame - YouTube

Edited January 1, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....primed for some duct tape.

 

........1993 entrant the the Hall of Fame was Cappy after he duct taped his...............................

[onetrack]

.....suitcase weighing 36kgs, to the underside of his Moth fuselage, to go see his new squeeze, Charley, in Remnark.

Now, Skippy was blissfully unaware that, (1) a 36 kg suitcase of a non-aerodynamic design, does nothing for Moth flying abilities - and (2), Charley had been a former Remnark wharf-front gang leader, who had had a gender reassignment, and who had then.......

[Captain]

2 hours ago, onetrack said:

Charley had been a former Remnark wharf-front gang leader, who had had a gender reassignment, and who had then.......

......... learnt to use her/his (NTTIAWWT) new skills in a way that attracted flies to her/his new honeypot.

 

"She/he is so good with the use of her/his newly acquired feminine whiles that we are making her an automatic member of the Remnark CWA" said Mavis and then added with a gleam in her eye "And who wouldn't be fascinated with the prospects of highjinx with a newly minted female ex-wharfy who has a penchant for ............

 

Edited January 2, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......decided to fly his Drifter [avref] from Remnark to Wagga Wagga International to pick up.......

[Captain]

........ Ahlocks, because he is a good sort and because everyone knows that the mix of Wharfy & Firey dna has a strong potential to produce .......

[onetrack]

....offspring built like Sumo wrestlers and with an inbuilt desire to extinguish any flame they see, no matter how small. As a result, the offspring of Ahlox and Charley were prone to jump into action quickly, putting out gas stoves by heaving the entire stove out the kitchen window, which led to....

[turboplanner]

......Turbo saying "Yes, but what if the genes went the other way and they turned out with the wrestling characted of Loxie, where every kid in town has kicked sand in his face, and were as wet as a...............

[Captain]

12 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......Turbo saying "Yes, but what if the genes went the other way and they turned out with the wrestling characted of Loxie, where every kid in town has kicked sand in his face, and were as wet as a...............

..... shag.

 

"You can't say that on this public forum" said Moderator 6.

 

"I would rike one prease, as it's been a pletty rong time between dlinks for me" said Nobu.

 

"See" added Moderator 6, "Now we'll have ........

Edited January 3, 2021 by Captain

[Captain]

20 hours ago, Captain said:

..... shag.

 

"You can't say that on this public forum" said Moderator 6.

 

"I would rike one prease, as it's been a pletty rong time between dlinks for me" said Nobu.

 

"See" added Moderator 6, "Now we'll have ........

.......... requests from every old codger on Wreck Flying who thinks he hasn't had his share over the past 2 decades".

 

"But that's most of 'em, and every member in Tazzy and Qld" retorted onetrack, who has had much more then his share, but who like bull, had lost the use of his shift key when establishing his forum name.

 

"However" said Moderator 6 ".................

 

FOR THOSE WHO CANNOT REMEMBER THEIR LAST ONE,

BELOW IS AN IMAGE OF WHAT A GOOD SHAG LOOKS LIKE.

Edited January 4, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

........you can't be sure they'll ask for pied ones. From pas experience they'll start asking for spotted ones, and then where will we ............

[onetrack]

....end up as a flying fraternity? - where everyone wants a different type of shag, and some want more shags than others? It'll just leave the whole fraternity completely shagged! 

 

"Speaking of being shagged", said Ahlox, "I found this Moth that Cappy has been flying, and it's more shagged out than anything I've ever laid eyes on!" ("or hands on"), muttered Cappy under his breath.

 

Ahlox ignored him, and went on, "I can't believe he got airborne in this thing? It should've been reported to ....

Edited January 4, 2021 by onetrack

[turboplanner]

............but there was a pause in the NES of six days. No one could bring themselves to write the name of the organisation with deep pockets. No one had ever seen them reach into those pockets, but it didn't matter, Foxhunter had seen the washing on the line and...........

[Captain]

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

............but there was a pause in the NES of six days. No one could bring themselves to write the name of the organisation with deep pockets. No one had ever seen them reach into those pockets, but it didn't matter, Foxhunter had seen the washing on the line and...........

........... had been in a intimate (erkyperkyref) Zoom conversation with Planey, Eeeeeeean, the mercurial Facty, OME, RFguy, the Botfly and Moderator 16 to ensure that .........

Edited January 4, 2021 by Captain

[onetrack]

......the washing on the line was very effectively hidden in the future. This would put a stop to all the scurrilous gossip and innuendo that was incriminating many innocent parties.

 

Meanwhile, back in the murky swamps of Kapookistan, there were rumblings that a certain Rat had made some major New Year Resolutions, and these cunning resolutions involved more than just zoom meetings, washing on lines, or intimate meetings. However, the resolutions did involve deep pockets - preferably someone else's deep pockets.

 

The entire gamut of the Rats Resolutions revolved around how he could get back into the air again, whilst someone else footed the bill for his cunning scheme.

What made his scheme even more clever, was the fact that, even though it was 2021, it was still the Year of the Rat, until Feb 11.

What more auspicious start could he get to his cunning Rat scheming, than starting it in the Year of the Rat!? And the fact that the Chinese were the ones most interested in getting their aviation industry off the ground, to take advantage of Boeing being on its knees? To that end, he picked up the phone, and made a call to Xi Jinping........

Edited January 4, 2021 by onetrack

[Captain]

1 hour ago, onetrack said:

To that end, he picked up the phone, and made a call to Xi Jinping........

..... "G'day Xi, old mate. How are they hang'n?" The Skipper said, once the  crappy Huawei/Telstra connection went thru & somebody pushed "record".

 

"No wuckers, Cappy" lesponded Xi with appropriate deference "Do you know how I can contact bull, as we sent him down to Tazzy undercover to take over their potato industry which supplies Maccas (we have our own Lonald MacLee chain up & lunning now) and bull's instluctions were to send the taters dilect to Beijing".

 

But just as Xi said that, the .......

Edited January 4, 2021 by Captain