The Never Ending Story

[bull]

Onetrack was still wearing his prison overalls,,,,,,now this............

[Captain]

14 minutes ago, bull said:

Onetrack was still wearing his prison overalls,,,,,,now this............

..... became an issue when he pretended to be an ISIS terrorist (WA Division - led by Abu Hamtrack) and hijack a ........

Edited September 15, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....the white meat was in fact a Tasmanian.................

[Captain]

3 hours ago, Captain said:

..... became an issue when he pretended to be an ISIS terrorist (WA Division - led by Abu Hamtrack) and hijack a ........

 

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....the white meat was in fact a Tasmanian.................

WTF (wtfref) - Cappy (niceblokeref) recognizes the brilliance of the Turbo grey matter (and hair) and he is of course struggling to keep up with the Turdboy's advanced thinking, so can any of our savant-like NES readers please help Cappy to appreciate how these 2 posts possibly connect together ......... or has Tubby perhaps got the Rona?

Edited September 16, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.........It seems there was a 2 hour delay based on bulls red and white meat post, probably die to the Guninea-Bisseau internet speed, so Turbo apologises adnd reponds to Cappy's lead with ........Landcruiser Ute with turntable to take a 20 mm cannon and ..................

[Captain]

53 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.........It seems there was a 2 hour delay based on bulls red and white meat post, probably die to the Guninea-Bisseau internet speed, so Turbo apologises adnd reponds to Cappy's lead with ........Landcruiser Ute with turntable to take a 20 mm cannon and ..................

Cappy accepts Turbo's abject apology and after considerable research, the Skipper has found that his emails were being stopped at the Vicmanistan border (by Turbine State Security & Secret Police) (the TSS&SP) to check that masks are in place and that Cappy's messages aren't part of the next round of  Lockdown Protests.

 

Cappy now responds to Turbo's lead by adding ............. a packet of ....... 

[turboplanner]

........Redhead matches, and proceed into ................

[Captain]

13 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

........Redhead matches, and proceed into ................

...... a hazardous goods scenario, which as an aviation event, particularly when also carrying a 5 litre bottle of mercury, a big packet of cyanide and 15 kgs of old style cheap Chinese lithium batteries (stick that in as one of your new Human Fuctors Course subjects), is often overstated by a rather panicky CASA and a woosy AUF, as equivalent to a ......

Edited September 16, 2021 by Captain

[bull]

1 hour ago, Captain said:

 

WTF (wtfref) - Cappy (niceblokeref) recognizes the brilliance of the Turbo grey matter (and hair) and he is of course struggling to keep up with the Turdboy's advanced thinking, so can any of our savant-like NES readers please help Cappy to appreciate how these 2 posts possibly connect together ......... or has Tubby perhaps got the Rona?

[bull]

26 minutes ago, Captain said:

...... a hazardous goods scenario, which as an aviation event, particularly when also carrying a 5 litre bottle of mercury, a big packet of cyanide and 15 kgs of old style cheap Chinese lithium batteries (stick that in as one of your new Human Fuctors Course subjects), is often overstated by a rather panicky CASA and a woosy AUF, as equivalent to a ......

..........batchelors and spinsters ball at the Blue Oyster Bar after turdo set fire to the ..............   [Turdos new persona]

                 

Edited September 16, 2021 by bull

[Captain]

51 minutes ago, bull said:

..........batchelors and spinsters ball at the Blue Oyster Bar after turdo set fire to the ..............                    

....... bottom of Ahlox's grass skirt, which he wore as a daring pant-less number with gay (happynotthatotheroneref) abandon, so the fire quickly reached his .............

 

Arlox during the interval of his one man tranny show at the BOB.

Imagine lighting that when he is commando therein.

Edited September 16, 2021 by Captain

[bull]

sensitive parts and quickly departed , leaving the blazing hulu skirt on it,s own,,,,,,Now  half naked Arlox bolted through the crowd heading straight for..................

Edited September 16, 2021 by bull

[turboplanner]

.......his fire truck, that reliable appliance which would soon flood him with cooling water. The battery was flat, and .......

[bull]

he had to contend with, Sir ratty peeing on him ,Oh don,t do ...............

[Captain]

33 minutes ago, bull said:

he had to contend with, Sir ratty peeing on him ,Oh don,t do ...............

.... that voodoo that you do so wellllllll" said Ahlox doing his best Hedley Lemarr inpersonation, which led to .....

 

 

Edited September 16, 2021 by Captain

[bull]

9 hours ago, Captain said:

.... that voodoo that you do so wellllllll" said Ahlox doing his best Hedley Lemarr inpersonation, which led to .....

 

 

.........a huge backlash ,as the peeonme entertainment company[PEC] started legal action against Cappy for...............

[Captain]

1 hour ago, bull said:

......a huge backlash ,as the peeonme entertainment company[PEC] started legal action against Cappy

........ for exposing the Voodoo covens that have been operating for some time within Wreck Flying.

 

Recent court records appear to indicate that while Turbo has been stating that his corporation was "Turbine Industries", we understand that the holding company is Satan Industrial Corporation and bull's Opium Happiness Ltd is just the trading name for Voodoo Animism PLC.

 

The exposure of these covens has shocked Eeeeeannnn, not to mention the highly religious Cappy and OT (who work closely togather at OT&Cappy Charities and Good Works Pty Ltd, so ........

 

BULL'S SHOCKING LOGO, WHICH ONLY APPEARS ON THE DARK TASMANIAN WEB

(An alarming hiding place for unacceptable behavior)

 

TURBO IN FULL REGALEA IN HIS LUCIFER MEETING ROOM HIDDEN WITHIN WF

 

Edited September 16, 2021 by Captain

[bull]

..look forward to a inquest and for witnesses to be called before the bench starting with........................

[turboplanner]

...the old guy who lives down at Jehova's place, who confirmed that Turbo was with him that evening telling stories about the Bible and how it showed the pathway to win friends amd influence people, and ...............

[Captain]

6 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

...the old guy who lives down at Jehova's place, who confirmed that Turbo was with him that evening telling stories about the Bible and how it showed the pathway to win friends amd influence people, and ...............

........ also touched again (refer about 200 pages ago) on the advantages of the Corvette rear suspension transverse leaf spring.

 

But enough of that as Turbo's assistant (see photo below) burst thru the coven door and demanded that bull .....

 

Edited September 16, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

........cleanse himself with coastor oil, and forsake all other gods and evil practices, and build a ..........................

[Captain]

2 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

........cleanse himself with coastor oil, and forsake all other gods and evil practices, and build a ..........................

.....n ark, as 40 days and 40 nights is nothing compared to the length of Dan's lockdown, which is causing Voodoo to be .......

[bull]

become hoodoo,or something. Even OT was.....

[Captain]

Even the Teletubbies have gone to the dark side, with Turbo,

in his TinkyWink persona, leading them astray.

Edited September 16, 2021 by Captain

[Captain]

2 minutes ago, bull said:

become hoodoo,or something. Even OT was.....

.... getting into it, after he realized that the ladies ........