turboplanner Posted April 12, 2009 Posted April 12, 2009 No wonder there was nervousness at the Station! What a rotten looking sky
Captain Posted April 12, 2009 Posted April 12, 2009 couple of images at Narromine before the camera died Good pics Hidy, and while this thread may not be flowing, that sky sure looks like it was about to. Good rollup of aircraft given the weather.
turboplanner Posted April 12, 2009 Posted April 12, 2009 Tent 90%, Aircraft 10%? Just a tiny tiny suggestion Hidey, why not close the doors on both?
Captain Posted April 12, 2009 Posted April 12, 2009 guess how much moisture this kept out !!! "The Cappy looked hi & low, HiHo, and the ground doesn't even look wet in that shot." he said "Send us an "after' shot please, or do we just use the one posted elsewhere by brentc?" Only if .....
turboplanner Posted April 12, 2009 Posted April 12, 2009 "The Cappy looked hi & low, HiHo, and the ground doesn't even look wet in that shot." he said "Send us an "after' shot please, or do we just use the one posted elsewhere by brentc?" Only if ..... "......you pay for it" said Brency "it cost me a grand to get the irrigation channels pumped out" Rumours were reaching the NES nerve centre that thousands of complaints were pouring in about the Recreational Aviators tent: (a) because Ian wouldn't let the drowning aviators sleep with him during the night (misunderstanding what they were trying to tell him - when you've got a ten grand tent you just don't understand the common people) (b) the hot cross buns he'd been promising for months were cold It was suspected that Das Kapitan, the Mr Hyde side of Dr Jekyl, ever jealous of SlartiphartingHotplate. had pinched the oven so for the Bakers there were no buns in the oven for Natfly which was fast flying away....
turboplanner Posted April 12, 2009 Posted April 12, 2009 While ExAdmin was on the line from Natflew complaining about the adverse bun publicity, he asked "Guess Who had a pedicure?" and after Turbo ran through all the women, he blurted out "Le Crappe!" "We had to start with an angle grinder, a technique we borrowed from a recent RSPCA RESCUE segment, and the stench was awful. "He admitted he hadn't cut his toe nails since Dire Straits stopped recording, but after a long time during which the RA tent cleared like a dunny block full of bad oysters, away he went at the trot and we never saw him again......."
Captain Posted April 12, 2009 Posted April 12, 2009 While ExAdmin was on the line from Natflew complaining about the adverse bun publicity, he asked "Guess Who had a pedicure?" and after Turbo ran through all the women, he blurted out "Le Crappe!" "We had to start with an angle grinder, a technique we borrowed from a recent RSPCA RESCUE segment, and the stench was awful. "He admitted he hadn't cut his toe nails since Dire Straits stopped recording, but after a long time during which the RA tent cleared like a dunny block full of bad oysters, away he went at the trot and we never saw him again......." "At least while the twostrokewrecker is picking on the poor defenceless Cappy, he is leaving the rest of us alone" said Ahlocks. "Why does the wrecker feel that he needs to pick on other Forum members like that" added another "It is undignified, unwarranted and ...........quite frankly (to borrow a Rudd-ism)........... unAustralian." "And the Skipper is such a nice bloke, too, who has dedicated himself to his fellow Forum Members as the Events form filler-outer" said Jock. "Do you reckon that will get the Cappo another AO for services to aviation?" asked Tomo. "It's likely to get the Tubbo a smack in the mouth at the Echuca Fly-In, if he isn't careful" said a helpful contributor. "No ............... settle" responded the Rat, striking a pious Pope-like pose "I forgive ze Tubb, Ich turn ze other cheek (not that there is anything wrong with that), and I ...............
turboplanner Posted April 12, 2009 Posted April 12, 2009 "At least while the twostrokewrecker is picking on the poor defenceless Cappy, he is leaving the rest of us alone" said Ahlocks. "Why does the wrecker feel that he needs to pick on other Forum members like that" added another "It is undignified, unwarranted and ...........quite frankly (to borrow a Rudd-ism)........... unAustralian." "And the Skipper is such a nice bloke, too, who has dedicated himself to his fellow Forum Members as the Events form filler-outer" said Jock. "Do you reckon that will get the Cappo another AO for services to aviation?" asked Tomo. "It's likely to get the Tubbo a smack in the mouth at the Echuca Fly-In, if he isn't careful" said a helpful contributor. "No ............... settle" responded the Rat, striking a pious Pope-like pose "I forgive ze Tubb, Ich turn ze other cheek (not that there is anything wrong with that), and I ............... He didn't get to finish the sentence. "Want to start something?" said Turbo, who had been trained in diplomacy by Big$2, but realised he was dealing with something intrinsically evil here, so he said: "Let's take your points one by one. Unfortunately, I can't draw attention to the fact that you called me incontinent, Turbopiddler because that was in another post, to be kept for another day. "Twostrokewrecker However, the twostrokewrecker name is unwarranted - some twostrokes are not as strong as others and sometimes die, as happened with my two outboards and sixteen race car engines. "Why does the wrecker feel that he needs to pick on other Forum members He doesn't, just speaks to them in friendly explanatory language, but some people just look for a fight - just ask Bigglesworth. UnAustralian - well that's something comiong from a paid up card carrying Communist - at least Julia Gillard cancelled her membership of the Party before the election campaign, although God knows what she was up to before then. "who has dedicated himself to his fellow Forum Members as the Events form filler-outer" Some people would see this as brown nosing, but CIA sleeper Turbo knows that by getting the Events portfolio, Das Kapitan can spy on the rest of us. "Do you reckon that will get the Cappo another AO for services to aviation?" asked Tomo. "I don't think so" replied Turbo, "but the Feds might give hijm what for - if they can bring themselves to come out of hiding. "It's likely to get the Tubbo a smack in the mouth at the Echuca Fly-In, if he isn't careful" said a helpful contributor. The contributor of course was Le Crappe, who thought he would remain anonymous, but he's likely to be just a mouse, especially when me and me mates, Headless, Harley, One Leg, Brokenarse and Dixie come riding in to Echuca. As for comparing himself with the Pope, all Turbo could say was that come Echuca Day, he would be saying Mass more fluently than any Pope in history. This was all too much for Plaintive, who was interested in Aviation, rather than the much more exciting game of polictics. "Wheres the flow?.......what about the aviation terms?....he cried...
Captain Posted April 12, 2009 Posted April 12, 2009 After a reply like that, all the Cappy can do is leave (aviation term) this issue to posterity and the judgement (important aviation term) of his fellow forum members, while he ducks off (aviation term) for boxing lessons (Aero Club politics aviation term) and some cheese. The first to stick up their head to defend Le Crepe turned out to be ........ Blessed art thou, my son, out there in the garden.
turboplanner Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 There was a surge in the crowd and Cap's eyes lit up. Did he have thousands of supporters.......but it turned out that somone had broken wind. Meanwhile, Turbo had caught the enthusiasm of le Crappe for this Eevents thingy, and wondered if anyone had any good ideas for an Event which Crappy could turn into something special. Take, for example the Auster Club. A typical event might be to fly to a certain airfield (which didn't require ASIC Cards), look at each other for a few hours, then go home. Turbo thought there was potential here for the fertile minds of NES contributors to breathe some new ideas......
Captain Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 Take, for example the Auster Club. A typical event might be to fly to a certain airfield (which didn't require ASIC Cards), look at each other for a few hours, then go home. Turbo thought there was potential here for the fertile minds of NES contributors to breathe some new ideas...... "I agree with Tubb" said a well known forum member. 'Let's all fly to Echuca on the Anzac Day weekend, look at each other for a few hours (or days if you are lucky/unlucky [strike out that which does not apply]) pillage Pete's joint and the downtown area, then fly back home ....... like we did at Yarrawonga a few weeks ago where it was dry, and at Narromine this last week where it was not" "I'll be in that" said Auriola Auster. 'Me too" said ............. Tomo's pen needs to be quicker than that, said meine Tante, nach garten.
Tomo Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 I'm sorry with the deepest of sincerity for picking on you Le Crepe (- an e), I have a strange unspeakable way of doing that to certain species... especially in the NES (Not Everyone Stays)... I came up with that acronym, because if you trace back to the beginning it seems to be very true.... I also congratulate you on being capable (sorry picking on you again!!) of obtaining the position of being in charge of typing in Event's that us seriously addicted poor flyers (ahh... aviation term at last!) love going too... Hey Tubbs, Blowing up 16 car engines is certainly a skill I won't be asking for I think...
turboplanner Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 No need to be sorry Tomo - put some more effort into picking on him, get ahead while you can because he's like a pet tiger snake, let's you pat him for months, then sinks the fangs in! Also Tomo, it's not necessary to disclose your private life on this segment, unspeakable or not. NES stands for Nescafe which provides the staying power needed for this thread. Some people lose interest, others take offence at some innocent post, many think their grammar isn't good enough (but we never criticise them here), some have mental blocks when it comes to writing, others like the First Class members feel it's beneath them, any some are more fixated on technical subjects and foolishly disregard the technical advice provided daily here. However, and this is the important point; no one owns the thread, so anyone can take it in a different direction, as I have had to do on the many occasions EventRat has dropped me in it. Yes, we need to keep up aviation content, but it's hard to keep coming up with something new. However, we are appraoching 2000 posts, and rarely on any forum in the world would you see someone accuse someone else of being incontinent resulting in a loving cuddle from the person insulted, as you'll see at Echuca soon when I bring the wet nappies up.... As far as the Event Manager's position, don't encourage him, he's already brown nosing Slarti in another thread and if you keep it up we'll see him shaving his head, with an ID tag around his neck and SECURITY on his back, like a SWAT team member.
ahlocks Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 ...some have mental blocks when it comes to writing.. "Who me??:ah_oh:" quizzed McLovaK "Nah, I'm gunna rib Le Crapee 'bout his toe talons :yuk: and then remind Turbz that he actually IS incontinent , not like a couple of weeks ago when he was outcontinent :clown: and sucking sake' in the land of the rising sun ;). Then I'm gunna rib dotDash about having a Mac :yuk: ...again :devil: and then I'm.....gunna..........Damn!:raise_eyebrow: ...Can't think of anything .... ========= The ASICS of McLock and Le Crapee can escort visitors from other airfields...;)
Tomo Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 Then I'm gunna rib dotDash about having a Mac :yuk: ] Hehe.... I got a windows pc as well you know:laugh: remember the saying; An apple a day keeps........................
ahlocks Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 "It's like shooting fish in a barrel :clown: " mused McLoch , (who should be washing dust laden vehicles :yuk: or taking either the TWT or beer can for a blat i_dunno...such is the drawing power of NES...:thumb_up::thumb_up:) "Them Mac owners are like Jab owners. Throw a line in and you're sure to get a bite!! " ... An apple a day keeps... ..."the heat off Jabs... momentarily" ============= McLock is bunkering, in the garden, for incoming flak...
BigPete Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 Now seems to be as good a time as any to inform all readers and contributors to the NES, the Extra Special Events planned for the AAAA Echuca Aero Club Flyin/Airshow for 2009. PlainJaneVanillaI'llPaintItWhenIFeelLikeItGeoff i_dunno and daredevil FriarPuk :clown: (CoPilot and provider of fine communial wine) will demonstrate their infamous late night delivery technique in the JabbyJuicerCrusher aircraft. :) The highlight of the demonstration is the reversed inverted flight capabilities that was developed by our intrepid heros to avoid detection by the dreaded wowsers (CASA) and also to confuse the ASIC card inspectors, :yuk: who couldn't tell if they were coming or going..... Hohum :black_eye: was schelduled to demonstrate his soggy soft field takeoff technique, but after the great Narrowmindedland washout - it's become all too familiar to bother with. The good Captain:heart:/Kapitain, Le Crepe,Le Creepe/etc, etc will appear as one or perhaps all of his split personalities (or is that spoilt :ah_oh: personalities) and has also been booked to appear at the local RSL ladies/nanas night "Come and Get It" ball. :confused: Other NESers :thumb_up: are expected to attend this event and will no doubt try to out do each other with many tall stories and "bending of the truth" about their flying prowess ;) (both in the sky and under the blankets). ;) We hope to have a special "tall yarn" event at the local stock yards. (Plenty of bull:censored: down there as well). :big_grin: We have also created a new competition especially for RAA members. Its called "can you find him" The competition carries a first prize of all the frozen bread and sausages you can carry (left over from the last attempted flyin at Echuca). All you have to do is correctly identify "BigWhereThe:censored:IsHe?Pete" :big_grin: who hasn't been seen anywhere near an aviation event this year, (poor bastard). If you need fuel (Avgas) there will be special fuel timings (TBA) when the fuel truck will "tour" the tiedown area for you to top up. :thumb_up: If you need MOGAS, then talk to me and I will help you out (transport and containers). regards :big_grin::big_grin:
turboplanner Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 It's good that you mentioned this event Pete. the Events Director hasn't told us a thing about it. P.S. After reading your post.... sorry your mother and father never married. And wink wink, I get the picture - put me down for a couple of jugs of mogas.
Captain Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 The good Captain:heart:/Kapitain, Le Crepe,Le Creepe/etc, etc will appear as one or perhaps all of his split personalities (or is that spoilt :ah_oh: personalities) and has also been booked to appear at the local RSL ladies/nanas night "Come and Get It" ball. Welcome back GoodBigPete. After seeing your post I did a test run tonight in preparation for the Echuca Event. Could any get "Come and Ge" on just one. Regret that I'll need to use them both, even if I write it in small letters. Is that OK? And do I need to use biro, indellible pencil of get them tattooed? Please also tell the organiser of the RSL Ladies/Nanna's night to prepare all posters announcing that, for 1 night only, the ChippenRat will be appearing, and they should bring cheese in exchange for a "favour". The above, and the AAAA activities arranged by RingMasterpete will be sure to be the highlight of the Fly-Somewhere-&-Look-@-Each-Other-Year.
ahlocks Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 ...Could any (only) get "Come and Ge" on just one. Dear ChippenRat, I can offer a solution to your problem that would negate the need to use small letters, but it would however, exclude the use of black or blue ink. Regards, McLoch =========== 95 or higher Mogas would be nice but not essential
Captain Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 Dear ChippenRat,I can offer a solution to your problem that would negate the need to use small letters, but it would however, exclude the use of black or blue ink. Regards, McLoch "I know the feeling well" replied your humble correspondant "Having been metaphorically kicked there by both Tomo (by his unkind and cutting use of Le Creepe, and by the TurboP (by almost everything he has written about your humble C since about post # 750)." "Get the tatt done on white" said Nanna "And I'll bring 20 of my girlfriends who will all have battery powered black lights with them. Those 4 little words will shine out like beacons in the night at the Rissole" "And intro's won't be needed either, as all of my girlfriends know HandsomeBigPete and LetyourhairdownwithgoodplonkGeoff "real well" if you get my drift" she added. 'I'll also bring ........
ahlocks Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 ...My best friend Maude fom Tilba Tilba. She has a three ton truck (truck) and her grandson owns a cheese factory!:heart::heart::heart: ChippenRat (great name..) Soon figured :raise_eyebrow::ah_oh: that Nanna :heart::devil: wasn't just planning to sampling some of DuraGeoff's fine 'dura wine with all that bunghole.... ================= Le Crapee better have extra wheatbix for breakie in the garden...
Tomo Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 who will all have battery powered black lights with them. Now there go's for a hugely intelligent wise decision for a bright Idea that would be rather black without the thought that someone would go to all that trouble to think of....Pheeww what a mouth full..... but the rather said thing is it doesn't even go with the flow..!
turboplanner Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 Now there go's for a hugely intelligent wise decision for a bright Idea that would be rather black without the thought that someone would go to all that trouble to think of....Pheeww what a mouth full..... but the rather said thing is it doesn't even go with the flow..! "Yes dotDash, I quite understand" said Turbo More reports were coming in from Natfry including the gem that a Jumping Castle was operating yesterday. This had been brought in specially for the full Board of RAA who'd had a great time up there laughing and squealing and completely ignoring the IFR flying taking place above their heads with the aid of Iphones, Mickey Mouse watches, and copies of the Sunday Telegraph. The Board declared it the highlight of the show, apparently after they dragged it over to a low spot and began bouncing themselves into the puddles and having mud pie fights. EventRat made a mental note to hire one for Echuca, but then realised that BiggerPete would only hog it, and anyone esle getting on would just be sent into orbit. He was also going to have to have a word with BigPete who made a habit of throwing his kitchen garbage into the Murray. While there was some merit to this - it helped to feed the South Australians, it had poisoned the river which was now closed. This meant that Iceberger Club members of the NES would not be able to enjoy their morning swim.....
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