The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.....your cods on a cold morning.“

That explanation gave the disguised CASA FoI time to pounce and hit bull with a month’s suspension for taking off with doors open. bull........

 

 

[Captain]

9 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....your cods on a cold morning.“

That explanation gave the disguised CASA FoI time to pounce and hit bull with a month’s suspension for taking off with doors open. bull........

 

 

..... raised a finger, warmed his cods using their own little possum fur jumper, and yelled .....

Edited October 7, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.........."Watch Out!"

The CASA man turned around and that was just enough time for bull to melt into the bush like the Tasmanian Tigers.

Captain's reference to the little fur jumper reminds Turbo of the time he took a job as Ranch Pilot on a large property in the north of Canada. They'd bought an old Beaver with most of the instruments U/S and a DG that precessed about a degree a minute, and it had a little hole down low on the firewall that speared a blast of icy cold air right at the family jewels.

One of the daughters offered to sew Turbo a pair of squirrel jocks. It took 15 sittings to get the size right but it made the Beaver livable when hauling skins down from the outlying camps or provisions up to .............

[bull]

some visiting sand gropers from WA and cockroaches from NSW and cane toads from Qld , you know bloody tourists ,the devils

hate them with a passion and are often seen................

[Captain]

.... spitting out Mextorians, who they think taste like .....

[bull]

pricktorians ,but was sadly only to find out that..............

Edited October 7, 2021 by bull

[turboplanner]

...........all they needed was love. This had been discovered by Turbine Pussy, now a very large food product exporter after their scientists noted the bigger bone structure and eye muscle dimensions of Taasmanian devils and realised they ate their own, which could mean rats could be eliminated from the chain of production. Anthony Turbine, a vet discovered that if you spoke to them calmly, they responded and bonded so that after a while you could sool them on to anti-Victorians like bull and Cappy which made .......

[Captain]

..... Tony a hero in the "We love Dan" cult of non-personality that pervades in Mextoria, under the control of the VCP, where the ethnic minority in Darraweit Guim are the equivalent of the Uyghurs, Flinders Island is Taiwan, and ......

Edited October 7, 2021 by Captain

[onetrack]

....Bruny Islands are the equivalent of the Spratlys. It wasn't a well known fact, but the Victorian Govt, led by Comrade Dan, had its covetous eyes on the Brunys, exactly the same as China had its covetous eyes on the Spratlys. Dan and his ruthless Govt realised all too well the major security importance of the Brunys when it came to Victoria's possessions. As a result, Dan and his cohorts were making it an important part of their planning platform to ensure that a takeover of the Brunys was going to be the order of the day in the near future. Besides, the Brunys were part and parcel of the Belt and Road Initiative, and nothing was going to stand in the way of......

 

 

(Dear NES readers - it was very pleasing to note the important bit part played in bulls Tassie Devil cartoon, by none other than the famous Cappy. It's a crying shame he got no mention in the credits, as his on-screen time was deemed inadequate, to score a mention in the credits. We include a snapshot of Cappy at his finest.....)

 

 

[Captain]

2 hours ago, onetrack said:

Besides, the Brunys were part and parcel of the Belt and Road Initiative, and nothing was going to stand in the way of......

..... the new "5 Dings Alliance".

 

As a result South Australia commenced freedom of navigation exercises through the Bass Strait using their latest rowboat (with a sail made of a woolen blanket).

 

This entire destabilization and the weakness of the 5 Dings Alliance (where Jacinda in NZ said that nobody is going anywhere near her Ding), encouraged WA to act like the equivalent of Nth Korea and Dear Leader Marky Mark McGowan started firing missiles over Rotty and appeared with a Kim Jong Un haircut (See below).

 

This mess needed sorting out quick stix with intervention by a strong man with democratic credentials and bull was our man. So he matched Marky Mark by growing his blonde locks long (also see below), wearing a red tie, married a model and .......

 

MARKY MARK MCGOWAN TRYING TO BE A STRONGMAN WHILE ATTEMPTING TO WIN

THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.

 

 

BULL WITH HIS NEW HAIRCUT, WHILE ALSO

TRYING FOR THE PEACE PRIZE.

(NOTE THAT A HAIR NET IS NEEDED IN THE JACKOFFROO)

Edited October 8, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

1 hour ago, onetrack said:

....Bruny Islands are the equivalent of the Spratlys. It wasn't a well known fact, but the Victorian Govt, led by Comrade Dan, had its covetous eyes on the Brunys, exactly the same as China had its covetous eyes on the Spratlys. Dan and his ruthless Govt realised all too well the major security importance of the Brunys when it came to Victoria's possessions. As a result, Dan and his cohorts were making it an important part of their planning platform to ensure that a takeover of the Brunys was going to be the order of the day in the near future. Besides, the Brunys were part and parcel of the Belt and Road Initiative, and nothing was going to stand in the way of......

 

 

(Dear NES readers - it was very pleasing to note the important bit part played in bulls Tassie Devil cartoon, by none other than the famous Cappy. It's a crying shame he got no mention in the credits, as his on-screen time was deemed inadequate, to score a mention in the credits. We include a snapshot of Cappy at his finest.....)

 

 

Note the Epaulettes.

Cappy had them sewn on his shirts, singlets, underpants and socks, and would flaunt all of them in the terminals.

[Captain]

2 hours ago, onetrack said:

It's a crying shame he got no mention in the credits, as his on-screen time was deemed inadequate, to score a mention in the credits. We include a snapshot of Cappy at his finest.....)

AS AN ASIDE TO THE NES - It is little known that Cappy's talent meant that he had a double-triple billing it that cartoon.

 

In addition to flying the aircraft, providing the voice-over, Directing, producing and drawing the pitchers, he also played the Devil himself.

 

This was a problem initially, as when Cappy spun around that fast "it" swung out about 3 ft, but all was good once "it" was all strapped back into place by a thick leather harness.

 

You will never hear this story elsewhere as Cappy is very modest.

 

TURBINE CARTOONS P/L AND TRACKBINE ANIMATIONS INC HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO MATCH CAPPY'S GREAT WORK.

 

AFTER THE LEATHER HARNESS

 

 

CAPPY'S MOST POPULAR POSTCARD, ALWAYS SIGNED

ON THE BACK AND NOW A COLLECTOR'S ITEM

WORTH $THOUSANDS

Edited October 8, 2021 by Captain

[bull]

7 hours ago, Captain said:

..... the new "5 Dings Alliance".

 

As a result South Australia commenced freedom of navigation exercises through the Bass Strait using their latest rowboat (with a sail made of a woolen blanket).

 

This entire destabilization and the weakness of the 5 Dings Alliance (where Jacinda in NZ said that nobody is going anywhere near her Ding), encouraged WA to act like the equivalent of Nth Korea and Dear Leader Marky Mark McGowan started firing missiles over Rotty and appeared with a Kim Jong Un haircut (See below).

 

This mess needed sorting out quick stix with intervention by a strong man with democratic credentials and bull was our man. So he matched Marky Mark by growing his blonde locks long (also see below), wearing a red tie, married a model and .......

 

MARKY MARK MCGOWAN TRYING TO BE A STRONGMAN WHILE ATTEMPTING TO WIN

THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.

 

 

BULL WITH HIS NEW HAIRCUT, WHILE ALSO

TRYING FOR THE PEACE PRIZE.

(NOTE THAT A HAIR NET IS NEEDED IN THE JACKOFFROO)

Net not required, as the chrome dome .....keeps it in place lol

Edited October 8, 2021 by bull

[onetrack]

Quote

This mess needed sorting out quick stix with intervention by a strong man with democratic credentials and bull was our man. So he matched Marky Mark by growing his blonde locks long (also see below), wearing a red tie, married a model and .......

 

...... got a number of large tattoos, just to show he meant business. There's nothing like a Tassie Devil tattoo on your chest to intimidate your enemies and friends alike. But the crowning glory was the dragon on his right foot. It glowed a multitude of colours and breathed fire across one of bulls ankles.

 

However, during an interview with bulls model trophy wife, she was asked what she saw in bull. "Well, it's like this", she sighed. He told me he had one dragon on the ground, all the time. That was enough for me! But after I married him, I found out it didn't drag on the ground all the time, it barely made 13 centimetres when it was fluffed up! - and that was the greatest disappointment a girl could ever have! But I've come to love him, regardless, and we don't let.........

[turboplanner]

............ , or didn't let the five dings get in the way of our marriage - lot more dings now, he always misses.

 

However there were other things to think about because Marky, fearful that the eastern States were going to lunch an attack by allowing people from the East to invade his State in order to get bitten by sharks made a pre-emptive strike under the command of General OneTrack, whose tanks had a bad habit of turning round in circles after he'd taken one of the tracks off to store in his track collection.

 

bull, on the other hand responded with and aerial attack, using T300 Thrusters seconded from the tall stories or WF.

 

It was a one sided battle................

 

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

It was a one sided battle................

..... fought out near the RFDS emergency strip a few clicks west of Ceduna and bull's swarm of T300's had no trouble locating OT's tanks, as they had all been painted in Komatsu yellow because OT had been moonlighting them as dozers up in the Kimberley for years to make a little cash on the side. (As a result, many had well over 30,000 hrs on the clock and struggled to get down through Kalgoorlie without a 6 months rebuild).

 

"Owning tanks and having them sitting around waiting for a war is tough going, cash-wise" commented OT is his defence "And it helped the Iron ore barons make a good quid too. It was just the long barrels on the cannon of each tank that were a problem, so we cut those down to 2 ft long (they are still imperial in WA & that is why they still call it Covid 12 over there) so that they did not get in the way of the blades that we added."

 

"They were like sitting ducks on the highway near Ceduna where the scene was akin to the final scenes of the Sadam war and bull's T300 pilots (there were 300 of them too) celebrated with a .......... 

 

THE RFDS STRIP NEEDS A BIT OF A CLEANUP

 

 

NONE OF BULL'S THRUSTERS WERE LOST IN THE BATTLE ALTHOUGH 170

OUTLANDED DUE TO SEIZURES BECAUSE OF MANKY 2-STROKE OIL.

NOTE THE NEW COLOURS OF THE TASMANIAN AIRFORCE.

Edited October 8, 2021 by Captain

[Captain]

FURTHER NOTE AND WARNING TO ALL ON WRECK FLYING:

 

ALL OF bull's T300's HAD MADE IT SAFELY ACROSS THE DITCH FLYING IN A V-FORMATION, LIKE DUCKS, SO THEY MUST HAVE PICKED UP THE CROOK OIL IN MEXTORIA [WHERE ELSE?])

 

ALL HAVE BEEN CHARGED BY CASA AND THE AUF WITH "BEING NAUGHTY FLYBOYS", AS NONE HAD  FORMATION FLYING ENDORSEMENTS.

Edited October 8, 2021 by Captain

[bull]

And all the thrusters where over weight,what with the bazookas and stuff ,So Bull decided enough was enough and blew up the casa inspectors car ,and then enmass the thrusters departed for,,,,,Not as you would think to Tassie , but to Point Cook airfield where bull had a stash of the good oil from tassie, and 300 thrusters departed for Tassie[ 150 towing the broken 150,] like the troop gliders of old.  This time things did not quite go as planned and around the halfway mark a............................ .........................

Edited October 9, 2021 by bull

[Captain]

1 hour ago, bull said:

This time things did not quite go as planned and around the halfway mark a............................

.... radio call from bull alerted the entire squadron of bull's need for a pee, which immediately triggered contraction problems and crossed legs in the other 299 brave Thruster pilots (who had all been issued with a dozen free rum & cola cans as an after battle treat), thereafter using their right feet on the left rudder (which is now identified as "Crossed-P-Controls", and widely taught in the AUF Human Fuctors lectures for anyone whose bladder is over 40 years old).

 

"Geeez Louise" said bull "Find us an island, double quick time, and we can each single glandedly increase the ammonia content of their crops by .........

Edited October 9, 2021 by Captain

[CT9000]

......but this was really only a con job to make it harder to trace the guilty. Blowing up the CASA inspectors car was just a tad naughty but the minor fact that not only was the inspector still in the car but also his assistant his adviser his secretary and his planner also. It would appear that CASA was a bit cross with it being exposed that not only loosing five dedicated staff but their four seat econobox was overloaded. That's right NES readers a CASA inspectors car more bums than seats but over MTOW. ....... 

[Captain]

1 hour ago, CT9000 said:

......but this was really only a con job to make it harder to trace the guilty. Blowing up the CASA inspectors car was just a tad naughty but the minor fact that not only was the inspector still in the car but also his assistant his adviser his secretary and his planner also. It would appear that CASA was a bit cross with it being exposed that not only loosing five dedicated staff but their four seat econobox was overloaded. That's right NES readers a CASA inspectors car more bums than seats but over MTOW. ....... 

..... and he had committed the cardinal sin 6 months ago, of changing a tyre himself, without .....

[bull]

First calling a safety seminar to study the risks of changing that tyre, and then will have to fill out a JSA and then a 500000 dollar study to see if the road was wide enough to change that tyre and then he has to be rated to handle heavy tools [jack and brace] and then they will have to fill out another JSA about the dangers of unloading passengers before jacking and such.  Now this put a permanent mark against him with casa for making them look bad .  Well don,t that take the cake said turdo,why just now i saw...................

[Captain]

..... an article on line for the Russian equivalent of CASA (which is basically 3 steps up on the CASA of WA [a new state body meant to reflect WA's independence & were all FIFO flights are now conducted in 1960's Llyushins]) where a civil pilot (avref) changed his .....

Edited October 9, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.status to "Military" mid flight, and emptied his toilets over Geraldton. It didn't make any difference to Geraldton.

But it was when ........

[bull]

over Broome things turned nasty ,,,evidently the locals  have a long memory it seemed,,,,, and they said they had been here before when............