The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

..... his clothes off and virtually bathed in the stuff, which was all going well until the phenyl touched the hole in his .......

 

YOU CAN SEE WHY IT HURTS WHEN IT GETS IN THERE.

Edited October 16, 2021 by Captain

[onetrack]

....ozone layer, which had previously been protecting him from any approach by the witches. But once his ozone layer had been holed, Ratty's pong origin was completely and unmistakably evident.

The witches approached him as one, with blood-curdling shrieks, and Ratty was forced to.....

[Captain]

4 hours ago, onetrack said:

....ozone layer, which had previously been protecting him from any approach by the witches. But once his ozone layer had been holed, Ratty's pong origin was completely and unmistakably evident.

The witches approached him as one, with blood-curdling shrieks, and Ratty was forced to.....

..... slap their faces & hit them with one of their pointy black hats.

 

He then addressed them with authority & said "Youze old bags might all be part of the Julia Gillard look-alike fan club, but that doesn't .......

[Captain]

10 hours ago, Captain said:

..... slap their faces & hit them with one of their pointy black hats.

 

He then addressed them with authority & said "Youze old bags might all be part of the Julia Gillard look-alike fan club, but that doesn't .......

...... give you the right to pick on poor Julia.

 

" I agree" said Turbo "As I think Julia is HOT and I am partway through planning her comeback as PM, after which Jules and I will live happily ever after and I will be the "First Bloke" of the Commonwealth."

 

With that, Turbo started handing out promotional hats (they were cheap seconds as some clown in China had reft out the "the", but Turbs thought they still got the message across and would snare the sympathy vote for his Jules) and ........

 

Edited October 16, 2021 by Captain

[Captain]

The above lack of posts clearly shows the reverent dedication of all other NESers, other that the heathen Jedi, to not post on the Sabbath.

 

"Blessed art thou all" said Cappy with ultimate respect, who will now petition the church & the AUF to consecrate bull, OT, CT & Turbs as the joint saints for Recreational Aviation.

 

All AUF members & various religious denominations can therefore expect to be supplied with a small golden plaque, reverently showing them all in the best possible light, to stick on their flightdeck dashboard.

Edited October 17, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

...And so it became popular to place a Saint Turbo medal on your instrument panel for good luck. In developing the medals Turbo had consulted a bookmaker who told him the odds of retiring unscathed from RA flying were about three out of five, and that was good enough for Turbo. The two that didn't make it couldn't ask for their money back anyway and the other three would go forth swearing that Saint Turbo kept them safe, and ...........

[onetrack]

......upon receipt of his St Turbo plaque, OT found it was actually made of coated plastic, as is normal with Turbo Inc's cost-saving schemes.

 

Regardless, OT was grateful to receive the plaque, and had it drilled to hang from the top of the windshield on the Drifter, so he could be reassured, and sing the "Plastic St Turbo" song, as he flew along .........

 

(sung to the tune of "Plastic Jesus") ....

 

I don't care about rain or blow
Long as my plastic Saint Turbo
Is ridin' right in front of my Drifter
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nations
With my Turbo plaque I'll never crash
Ridin' down the empty airways
With the nose pointing through the air
A crash may be ahead - But he don't mind
Trouble comin', he don't see
He just keeps his eye on me
And any other thing that lies behind ........

 

(apologies to Ed Rush and George Cromarty....)

 

 

Edited October 17, 2021 by onetrack

[turboplanner]

Captain Cook Treasures Inc. (by appointment to the Queen) whose invoice stated 12,000 14 carat gold medallions..........

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Captain Cook Treasures Inc. (by appointment to the Queen NTTIAWWTBTW) whose invoice stated 12,000 14 carat gold medallions..........

...... but which were actually made from chocolate covered in 2nd hand milk bottle tops.

 

This cost saving by Turbs made the entire exercise into a farce, which got worse when Turbo, Onesie, bull & CT received registered letters requesting 2 kgs of various bones (arms are preferred) that would be used in icons and mounted in several other pilgrimage sites (one example is the new 2 story shrine at Narromine Airport) where the AUF faithful can ........

Edited October 17, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.........,for a fee, concoct spells and Point the Bone (not the Bowen bone) at particular CASA devils who may have charged them with aerobatics, FNQ beach beatups (with the added excitement of seeing how high a sleeping croc can jump), failure to carry navigation equipment, not having any fuel, carrying more than one passenger (seven in one case), and failing to attempt to make an aircraft fly [multi-avrefs]. That RA owners, builders, drivers and supplier Bunnings could go this far caused ....................

[Captain]

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........,for a fee, concoct spells and Point the Bone (not the Bowen bone) at particular CASA devils who may have charged them with aerobatics, FNQ beach beatups (with the added excitement of seeing how high a sleeping croc can jump), failure to carry navigation equipment, not having any fuel, carrying more than one passenger (seven in one case), and failing to attempt to make an aircraft fly [multi-avrefs]. That RA owners, builders, drivers and supplier Bunnings could go this far caused ....................

......... a fair bit of consternation (and a modicum of constipation) because of the .....

[turboplanner]

.....    Insinuation that.....

[Captain]

38 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....    Insinuation that.....

.... saint bull is not a proper ....

[Captain]

Even though the NES lacked a response, amongst the real people of AUF faith, the cult of saint bull continued to grow.

 

And the endorsement money rolled in, to the point that he was Tasmania's main "product".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited October 18, 2021 by Captain

[bull]

and like Joe Biden, any criticism of Bull enterprises and Bull development corporation was met with a deluge of main stream media attacks and the local tv stations ran story after story about Bull and Bull Enterpises . 60 minutes even ran a 4 part mini series on it..  Now this did not deter the by now famous founder of Bull enterpises ,He forcefully promoted freedom and freedom of choice as well as the right to deside what you put in your body.  This gathered such a following of right wing  and ex cfmeu members that the crowds resembled a Trump rally.   This terrified old Chairman Dan of Pricktoria who ....................

Edited October 19, 2021 by bull

[Captain]

1 hour ago, bull said:

and like Joe Biden, any criticism of Bull enterprises and Bull development corporation was met with a deluge of main stream media attacks and the local tv stations ran story after story about Bull and Bull Enterpises . 60 minutes even ran a 4 part mini series on it..  Now this did not deter the by now famous founder of Bull enterpises ,He forcefully promoted freedom and freedom of choice as well as the right to deside what you put in your body.  This gathered such a following of right wing  and ex cfmeu members that the crowds resembled a Trump rally.   This terrified old Chairman Dan of Pricktoria who ....................

.... phoned up the ABC and asked to be allocated 2 of their best feral journalists, to be tasked with doing a job on St bull, the CFMEU, the AMWU and everyone who attended that Rally (Dicktator Dan wants them all charged in the same terms as the January 6th Riot in Washington) plus while these journos are on the job, Dan the Diktatator insisted that they again vilify Geo Pell and Trumpy (who is now modelling his reelection campaign on St bull's success).

 

But St bull is now untouchable and in Tasmania he is now known as Teflon bull (the actual term used is slippery bull) and he took steps to ........

Edited October 19, 2021 by Captain

[CT9000]

.....steer this NES back to aviation again by formation flying Thruster and Drifter up the center of Melbourne at 10 feet under the tram wires........

[turboplanner]

......cement his chain of $2 dollar shops called Pudgy Panda after bull before his makeover (Astute NESers will have noticed St Bull weaving a photo of himself (plastered on one of his stores in the last photo.) into the story for advertising purposes, and they needed the publicity with Victorians suggesting they should have been called 50 cent stores because ................

[CT9000]

Forgive me Turbs but how does that follow on from my brilliant lead in back to avref

[Captain]

BREAKING NEWS - In great news for the NES newsflow, CT & Turbo recently both arrived at the same time. They are now having a cigarette and working out what happened and what to do next.

[Captain]

17 hours ago, CT9000 said:

.....steer this NES back to aviation again by formation flying Thruster and Drifter up the center of Melbourne at 10 feet under the tram wires........

 

17 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......cement his chain of $2 dollar shops called Pudgy Panda after bull before his makeover (Astute NESers will have noticed St Bull weaving a photo of himself (plastered on one of his stores in the last photo.) into the story for advertising purposes, and they needed the publicity with Victorians suggesting they should have been called 50 cent stores because ................

...... and the photos, taken by Turbine's Candid Photo Shops, went around the world in the aviation (avref) press and made the cover of the Crash Comic (avref), as the Thruster (avref) and Drifter (avref) tight (turboref) formation (avref) flew (avref) under the tramwires and were pictured flying (avref) past the Pudgy Panda store in Collins St, where St bull (blessedisheref) was trading in contravention (casaref) of ........

 

That number of afrefs will surely still not satisfy the CT (what a CT), but it is the best this humble Jedi can do on short notice.

Edited October 19, 2021 by Captain

[CT9000]

......the curfew. The afore mentioned formation flight was carried out at night due to safety concerns. both aircraft were night rated and prepared for the job. The lead aircraft  {Drifter} was fitted with a bicycle torch stolen from the parked bike at the front of the pub taped to the front of the pod, and the tail {Thruster} fitted with a red reflector stolen from a road sign and stuck to the rear of the fuel tank. ..... 

[Captain]

1 hour ago, CT9000 said:

......the curfew. The afore mentioned formation flight was carried out at night due to safety concerns. both aircraft were night rated and prepared for the job. The lead aircraft  {Drifter} was fitted with a bicycle torch stolen from the parked bike at the front of the pub taped to the front of the pod, and the tail {Thruster} fitted with a red reflector stolen from a road sign and stuck to the rear of the fuel tank. ..... 

...... and it is noted from this post that the CT has a rather unhealthy knowledge of the form & function of Drifters and Thrusters (avref X 2) and an even greater knowledge of knocking off relatively minor items of private and public property.

 

AUF members cheered loudly at this, as it shows a healthy disregard for the rules, a desire to continue to see rag&tube aircraft continue flying and .......

[bull]

they launched  a legal challenge against CASa [avref] ,IN THAT ,,,,: The operators of these two aircraft[avref] where at 10 ft and the street lighting and car lights along with the tram lights etc made the determination of last light[avref] difficult for these pilots[avref] and casa must err on the side of doubt as it can not be proven that [because of forementioned lighting ] they deliberatly flew[avref] past last light because in the area of operations[St,Kilda Rd] last light would not be until someone switched them off..........Well said..............

Edited October 20, 2021 by bull

[onetrack]

....OT, "There was a bloke who flew through here last Christmas Eve, and he had no lights, no ATC clearance, was seriously well over MTOW, had unrestrained animals on his outfit, and it's understood he specialises in flying at or below chimney height! Yet HE got away with it! - so I don't see any major problems with the Drifters in question, except perhaps for........