The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

4 hours ago, bull said:

trying to copy Bull,s 10 feet altitude antics.  They even tried recruiting Bull as his permanent instructor [life saver] but he knocked them back because they flew Jabiru,s . So old Cappy jumped in to the deep end and said ,,i,ll teach the p#$ck ,he will either learn or .......................

..... he will be found with a tiny bone broken in his neck (Cappy knows Bill and Hillary well, you see, as he used to go out with Chelsea for a while).

 

Onesie chimed in here as to bull, he is the equivalent of Ghislaine M, and had therefore ........

 

CAPPY ALSO WENT OUT WITH GHISLAINE DURING HIS TIME SOCIALISING IN LONDON WHEN HE RAN THE AUSTRALIAN EMBASSY. HE HAS VERY FOND MEMORIES AND HERE IS A PHOTO FROM HIS WALLET, FROM WHEN HE AND GHIZ WENT TO A SHINDIG AT THE PALACE.

Edited November 1, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....wrapped himself up in a tight fitting garment, but Onesie looked more like Demis Roussos than G, and didn't fool anyone because..........

[Captain]

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....wrapped himself up in a tight fitting garment, but Onesie looked more like Demis Roussos than G, and didn't fool anyone because..........

...... the CWA girls would (somewhat cruelly) joke about whether Onesie looked more like Demis or Luciano Pavarotti or Tiny Tim.

 

The girls put it to a vote at their Xmas party last year and ......

 

(Mavis once paid OT to compliment by saying that he always sings like a bird. ......... But unfortunately the bird was Phyllis Diller).

 

WHICH DO YOU THINK OUR BELOVED ONESIE MOST RESEMBLES?

 

 

Edited November 1, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....voted for Number two because he had the beard but not the cheek fluff which caused an itch a few days later.

 

Not many people know that the first two photos are the same person, our Onsie, the first before he learnt to sing and the second after he could sing on key and attract long standing audiences without the check fluff.

 

The third photo is Cappy's warped sense of humour; it's a photo of him in his earlier days when he dyed his hair and tried to be eclectic, but ......................

 

[btw the photo is taken outside the Wagga Wagga lockup after a hard weekend]

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

and tried to be eclectic, but ........

..... he was ahead of his time because battery technology simply wasn't good enough back then & eclectic aircraft wouldn't be a real possibility for another 40 years. Not even eclectic push bikes were feasible back when Cappy 1st tried then, as 7 X 200 A/hr Excide wet cell batteries and an eclectic motot, duck-taped onto each side of a pushy, were always going to be too heavy for a 20 minute ride, plus the odd number of batteries meant that the bike fell over all the time, and the eclectic current would then .......

Edited November 1, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

...ground to earth and kill all the little ants and other creatures, and this is what's going to stop the eclectic cars of today when the woke population realises that when an eclectic car rolls over they will not only be covered in acid, but will be grounded, and all the near-extinct creatures like the Orange bellied parrot will die unless they can keep flying, and ...........

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

...ground to earth and kill all the little ants and other creatures, and this is what's going to stop the eclectic cars of today when the woke population realises that when an eclectic car rolls over they will not only be covered in acid, but will be grounded, and all the near-extinct creatures like the Orange bellied parrot will die unless they can keep flying, and ...........

..... all of those cute little cockroaches that will survive the next nuclear attack, don't go too well when swimming in battery acid, not to mention the Puce Bellied Parrot (Psittaciformes Puceaurus Flitter) that eats them.

 

"The term "grounding" is an interesting one" interjected the CT (who had installed a few car batteries the wrong way around over the years, plus who had carried out some ghoulish 12 volt experiments (not to mention attached a 12 volt bulldog clip onto their XXXks) on rabbits about which a court date is yet to be set) "As that is the term that CASA used when they caught me flying my CT with the map 3 hours out of date, that shows the Darraweit Guim CTAF and the various restricted approaches to the Sacred 5 Rivers (S5R) International Airport, where I had been recorded on the DG radar as having let down illegally and inappropriately over .......

 

PART OF THE EVIDENCE FOR THE ANIMAL CRUELTY COURT CASE

Edited November 1, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

..........Puce Parrot Gully, not only being responbsible for an INCURSION which carries a ten year prison sentence, but likely to destroy the habitat of these priceless birds, without which the whole of Melbourne would be covered in cockroach dung.

 

Not many people know that Turbo had donated $17 million to form the Psittaciformes Protection Programme which had cut down 30,000 trees to get 10,000 hollow logs to build nests for these endangered birds although breeding has been slow since there were only six breeding pairs in the area when we started, but ................

 

[Captain]

16 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

although breeding has been slow since there were only six breeding pairs in the area when we started, but .......

..... the 200 local wind towers were soon expected to wipe out those smug little buggers within 6 months.

 

And, indeed, DG was soon treated to the fun & spectacle of 12 puce parrots & a heap of peregrine falcons reaching supersonic terminal velocity as they bounced off the blades and sailed down the main street emitting tiny supersonic shockwaves that ....... 

 

Edited November 2, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....vibrated the ears of the DG residents, causing dizziness and embarrassing falls in the street, and the front stub axles on VN Commodores to prematurely snap, leading to one of the streets being renamed Commodore Street and also .........

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.....vibrated the ears of the DG residents, causing dizziness and embarrassing falls in the street, and the front stub axles on VN Commodores to prematurely snap, leading to one of the streets being renamed Commodore Street and also .........

...... instead of spittoons, like they have throughout Moorabbin, in DG they have polished 20 litre drums with the lids cut out, into which the locals can throw their broken stub-axle components.

 

Commodore St therefore became the commercial center of DG when Supercheap, Repco, Auto One and Turbine's ExtraCheap Stub Axles NL opened stores in order to service the market.

 

"Those parrots and peregrines being snuffed out is the best thing that has ever happened to us" said the boss of TECSANL "Plus we also sell the white paint for the turbine blades to cover up the blood splatters and the .........

 

 

Breaking News - TECSANL will be the naming rights sponsor of next years Bathurst 10.

 

Edited November 2, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....cars in the TECSANL Team for Bathurst. "We think it's time cars were painted white like they are when on the roads" continued the boss Jamee Shell, who herself was sporting a pure white outfit and white makeup and looked like a white Mustang. She knew a bit about racing too. When asked how many were in the TECSANL Team, she said "20 per side as far as I know", and this was considered to be one of the most incisive answers given by a Team Boss at Bathurst in the last decade. Before that .............................

 

[Captain]

15 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

When asked how many were in the TECSANL Team, she said "20 per side as far as I know", and this was considered to be one of the most incisive answers given by a Team Boss at Bathurst in the last decade. Before that ........

......... Jamee had been a key member of the Marcel Marceau racing team, hence her signature "White" look & the fact that she needed to touch all other team members all over, which she claimed in Court (legal not Margaret) was just "mime".

 

This made Jamee very popular with ......

 

 

JAMEE IN FULL CHARACTER AND READY TO DO SOME GROPING.

(Some claim that this is white privilege .... but it also feels good.)

 

 

NOT THIS COURT

 

Edited November 2, 2021 by Captain

[Captain]

Important Explanatory Note - The above picture of Margaret was taken in her early days when she was sponsored by Satan.

 

Her rackets now have G or JC branded on the strings ............. and she wins a lot more .............. except in the eyes of the ABC.

Edited November 2, 2021 by Captain

[Captain]

8 hours ago, Captain said:

when she was sponsored by Satan ...

... (Turboref).

 

For 3 posts now, poor Ratso has been lost & alone in the vast expanse of the NES, just silent & solitary, playing with by himself.

Edited November 3, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....who was actually a cousin of Cappy. That’s the current Satan; they die to you know usually because their prong gets blunt. This one was a gin swiller too so he and Cappy got up to all sorts of mischief in .....

Edited November 3, 2021 by turboplanner

[Captain]

27 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....who was actually a cousin of Cappy. That’s the current Satan; they die to you know usually because their prong gets blunt. This one was a gin swiller too so he and Cappy got up to all sorts of mischief in .....

.... purgatory, which is the name given to the back bar at the Blue Oyster, where the All Star Band that plays every night (without a drinks or dunny break, so it really is hell) comprises Judas (Lead Guitar), Pontius Pilate (Rhythm Guitar), Turbo (Bass) and The Snake (on drums) .... although The Serpent's repertoire is a bit limited because he can only use one ............

 

THE BUST (NTTIAWWT) OF PONTIUS IN THE ROCK & ROLL HALL OF FAME.

 

 

PONTIUS'S GIBSON IS IN A SHRINE IN THE JERUSALEM HARD ROCK CAFE.

HE WAS 2000 YEARS AHEAD OF HIS TIME BY GOING GREEN.

Edited November 3, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

1 hour ago, Captain said:

.... purgatory, which is the name given to the back bar at the Blue Oyster, where the All Star Band that plays every night (without a drinks or dunny break, so it really is hell) comprises Judas (Lead Guitar), Pontius Pilate (Rhythm Guitar), Turbo (Bass) and The Snake (on drums) .... although The Serpent's repertoire is a bit limited because he can only use one ............

 

THE BUST (NTTIAWWT) OF PONTIUS IN THE ROCK & ROLL HALL OF FAME.

 

 

PONTIUS'S GIBSON IS IN A SHRINE IN THE JERUSALEM HARD ROCK CAFE.

HE WAS 2000 YEARS AHEAD OF HIS TIME BY GOING GREEN.

....drumstick, but he's pretty good with an apple when Houdini starts his magic routine.

Not many people know that Bob Menzies was a Hot Rodder and this is how the devil claimed him. He put up a good front, in fact a double breasted front in his suits during the day, but at night Canberra rocked to the sound of his Ford Customline with the supercharged 272 and 8 inch slicks, and he was making smoke most of the night which .............

[Captain]

11 hours ago, turboplanner said:

He put up a good front, in fact a double breasted front in his suits during the day, but at night Canberra rocked to the sound of his Ford Customline with the supercharged 272 and 8 inch slicks, and he was making smoke most of the night which .......

..... meant that he had to buy some mirrors, before the .....

 

THIS WAS BOB'S FAVOURITE T-SHIRT THAT HE CHANGED INTO EACH DAY AFTER QUESTION TIME.

Edited November 3, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

4 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... meant that he had to buy some mirrors, before the .....

 

THIS WAS BOB'S FAVOURITE T-SHIRT THAT HE CHANGED INTO EACH DAY AFTER QUESTION TIME.

What a fantastic shot of the 56 Chevy!

[turboplanner]

.....Opposition started waking up to the fact that three quarters of Australia's budget was spent on Bob's trips to England where he was ......

[Captain]

5 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

What a fantastic shot of the 56 Chevy!

And of Dame Patti before she got old.

[Captain]

18 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....Opposition started waking up to the fact that three quarters of Australia's budget was spent on Bob's trips to England where he was ......

.... also a member of the Humber Super Snipe Hot-up & Applreciation Society, which Bob had to be a member of for 25 years before he could be admitted to the Rover 3500 Burnout Club, where Phil The Greek would ......

 

THIS IS THE ROVER THAT ALWAYS GOT "LITTLE-BOB" STANDING TO ATTENTION

 

 

THIS IS THE CHOPPED AND CHANNELED SUPER SNIPE THAT LIZ & PHIL

USED TO LEAVE THE RECEPTION ON THEIR HONEYMOON. THEY REALLY 

GAVE THE BACK SEAT A TORID WORKOUT TOO WHEN THEY COULDN'T

WAIT, ON THE LONG DRIVE TO THEIR HONEYMOON PUB.

(THE CANS, DUNNY PAPER AND PHALIC SIGNS HAVE SINCE BEEN REMOVED).

 

Edited November 3, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....show up in his Daimler (he was one of the Devil's as well), and they had to fall in behind him.

They would all gather at the Clock's Arms afterwards and Bob would hit up Phil for another Australian Tour where they would play two up while Phil's wife opened the Sydney Easter Show in the days when people attended it, and .........

[Captain]

6 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....show up in his Daimler (he was one of the Devil's as well), and they had to fall in behind him.

They would all gather at the Clock's Arms afterwards and Bob would hit up Phil for another Australian Tour where they would play two up while Phil's wife opened the Sydney Easter Show in the days when people attended it, and .........

..... got their rocks off looking at the fruit displays.

 

But Turdboy was always way more interested in the unique ......