The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

6 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.........made the people wonder why Cappy would say such a thing, and people began to whisper that perhaps he had done it to shift suspicion off .................

.... Onesie, his move on Turbo's long-term squeeze, Mavis (it is just a casual attempt at a conquest, just because Turbo has been there a few times) and the OT's other attempt to take over the ........

Edited November 15, 2021 by Captain

[bull]

the narrative and deflect that maybe Cappy being called a "rat" [which happens a lot as he is a rat,lol] and maybe was trying to .......

Edited November 15, 2021 by bull

[Captain]

.... replace the .....

[turboplanner]

....top on his .................

[Captain]

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....top on his .................

..... magnificent shiney.....

[onetrack]

.....vintage Alvis Speed 20 convertible, which he'd bought when he was still wearing his epaulettes with bars and wings - because the Alvis was noted as a chick magnet, and it fitted with the WW2 Spitfire pilot image that Cappy had been carefully crafting for years - until the day when he......

[Captain]

36 minutes ago, onetrack said:

.....vintage Alvis Speed 20 convertible, which he'd bought when he was still wearing his epaulettes with bars and wings - because the Alvis was noted as a chick magnet, and it fitted with the WW2 Spitfire pilot image that Cappy had been carefully crafting for years - until the day when he......

........ first saw a red Corvette (talk about Granny magnets) when his knees weakened and his .......

Edited November 16, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

........British Raj resolve wilted, and his eyes glazed ove and his mouth watered [and, NES faithful, we are not talking about gin here] and he just had to have one. This usually resulted in Court appearances a few months later, but a Corvette is never reluctant; you press the button and  the big Chev 350 motor starts to rumble; you put your foot down and blue tyre smoke follows you; you .............

[Captain]

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

..... you put your foot down and blue tyre smoke follows you; you .......

..... feel euphoric, like when you used to be satisfied by a Morry with a transplanted Vanguard engine, cruising the main drag on a Saturday night (that Saturday cruising was one of about 6 reasons why Turbo earnt the nickname "Turdy"), before you got above your working class station and commenced .....

 

IT WAS NOBLE & RIGHTEOUS TO ASPIRE TO THESE.

 

 

WITH A SINGLE 1 1/4" SU, NO LESS.

Edited November 18, 2021 by Captain

[onetrack]

.....getting into trucks, then buses, then aircraft (long-overdue avref). But it was when he was driving his C210 that he spotted the HondaJet and lusted after it. "What a chick magnet that is!!, he was heard to exclaim. "And just look at the seating and upholstery in it!! And look at that instrument panel with glass screens and automation left right and centre! And it travels at FL410, too!! That thing makes my Corvette look tame! Of course, once you've got a HondaJet, everyone knows you've made it, and you're a big mover in the corporate field!!"

 

Right then, Turbo started planning how he could acquire a HondaJet. It would involve some sharp corporate moves, a modicum of share ramping, and the issue of an IPO for the next Turbine Inc venture, the move into........

 

Edited November 18, 2021 by onetrack

[Captain]

26 minutes ago, onetrack said:

Right then, Turbo started planning how he could acquire a HondaJet. It would involve some sharp corporate moves, a modicum of share ramping, and the issue of an IPO for the next Turbine Inc venture, the move into......

..... the rarified air (2avrefs) of jet ownership meant that Turbs needed to also buy a red silk & velvet smoking jacket ............... and in true Turbo dynamic fashion he was able to buy one, from an on-line auction, which had been owned by Hugh Hefner, then by Bill Clinton and finally be Jeffrey Epstein, so based on that, Turbo had a good chance of ......

 

THIS MAY ACTUALLY BE THE ONE ................. BUT WE WILL NEED TO CHECK THE STAINS TO BE CERTAIN. (THAT IS ALSO THE SAME SMUG GRIN THAT TURBO HAS, NOW THAT HE IS A JET JOCKEY).

Edited November 18, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....being mistaken for Hugh Hefner.........and we know what that means...............

[Captain]

13 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....being mistaken for Hugh Hefner.........and we know what that means...............

..... that Turbo, who was equally famous (and infamous) in aviation (avref) circles (avref) would need to add his own unique stains, which is a bit of an issue for Tubb, without .....

[turboplanner]

.....his Spittle Gun. He'd made it to tame the sub-continents of the Raj who had a religious fear of anyone spitting on them, becaise without fail it would bring 30 years bad luck or a swift end for even a tiny drolet to land on their boot. Turbo had made is from a 200 mm length of banboo, a 5/8" whitworth bolt, two indiarubber bands, W. Angliss & Sons Bully Beef tin and a block of wood. No one was faster on the draw than Turbo, even the Indian pickpockets, and they soon ........

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

No one was faster on the draw than Turbo, even the Indian pickpockets, and they soon ........

........ realized that nobody could get it out and have it spit, faster than Turbo.

 

"Oh Turbo" said Mahatma in breathless anticipation "Ready ..... set ........

[turboplanner]

.......but before he got any more out than g there was the ping of the bully beef can and Mahatma was marked by a red spot in the middle of the forehead. Many people will remember these red spots throughout the Sub-Contine t and indeed throughout the world, but few know they are a sign that Turbo has been there recently and has been forced to defend his reputation. Not even "Billy the Kid" Turbine was .............................

[Captain]

13 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Not even "Billy the Kid" Turbine was .......

.... able to keep his "Spittle Gun" primed, locked and loaded, continually when faced with the terrible scene that ......

[turboplanner]

.......followed the "landiing" of spit upon a subcontinental and the need thereof to go forth as unclean and from there climb the ladder, particularly if the SC was middle-aged. There were ways out of the shame though. If you built an Ultralight (Avref) from Verygoodsirbunningsgiveyou wings, you went up three steps immediately and qualified to be a train Stationmaster. The system wasn't perfect .................

[Captain]

26 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......followed the "landiing" of spit upon a subcontinental and the need thereof to go forth as unclean and from there climb the ladder, particularly if the SC was middle-aged. There were ways out of the shame though. If you built an Ultralight (Avref) from Verygoodsirbunningsgiveyou wings, you went up three steps immediately and qualified to be a train Stationmaster. The system wasn't perfect .................

...... because Turbine CallCentres PLC, which had never ever evaluated or promoted their staff on merit (the TCCPLC Business Model was identical to that of WA and Mextorian Labor) so the poor Subcontinental and Bully Beef Tin struck persons all felt that they had no option other than to ........

 

 

THE DISGRUNTLED STAFF AT TCCPLC

 

 

THE EVEN MORE DISGRUNTLEDER SKIPPY & AFRIKAANS STAFF AT TRACKBINE CALLCENTRE

& SHEEP PENS PTY LTD, LOCATED IN SOUTHERN CROSS ABOVE THE MOUSE FACTORY.

Edited November 23, 2021 by Captain

[Captain]

In the event that the above posts cause offence due to the lack of avrefs (avref), we are pleased to advise that both of the above Call Centres have been built using the remains of WW2 RAAF (avref) hangars (avref) & airforce (avref) nissen huts.

 

ALWAYS WITH AN EYE TO A BARGAIN, AND IN A RARE EXAMPLE OF COOPERATION,

TURBO AND OT BOUGHT 200 OF THESE, WITH WHICH TO BUILD THEIR CALL CENTRES

......... AND OT'S FITTED PRECISELY OVER THE MOUSE FACTORY.

OT ALSO KNOCKED OFF 5 WITH WHICH TO BUILD HIS LATEST MANSION IN PEPPERMINT GROVE.

Edited November 24, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.............Turbo also picked up half a dozen, craned them up on top of two of Melbourne's Skyscrapers, built a walkway between the two and opened "Gypsy Village - a New Dimen$ion! featuring several purple colours.

People flocked to them, abandoning Hilton on the Park, the Highett and many other 5 star hotels.  You could fish the Yarra from the walkway, and tours of the Melbourne drainage system took place nightly. It was when Turbo was building a Helicopter [avref] Express to the Yarra Valley vineyards with all you can drink, that ............................

 

 

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

It was when Turbo was building a Helicopter [avref] Express to the Yarra Valley vineyards with all you can drink, that .......

........ he was flooded by job applications from 300 ex-Vietnam Chopper Pilots and 400 same vintage AUF members who reckon that flying Choppers is kid's play (after all, how hard can it be?).

 

"Wowee, all the grog you want and all the chopper flying you can handle" was the heading on the front page of Flying Australia.

 

However bull was much more cynical, because he knew the complete background, which was that .....

Edited November 24, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....other services were demanded, and the applicant had to service the helicopter and ........

[Captain]

2 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....other services were demanded, and the applicant had to service the helicopter and ........

...... anyone else that wanted a quick ......

[turboplanner]

.....tour of the helicopter facility tasked with shipping thousands of tourists from "Gypsy Village - a New Dimen$ion!" to the vineyards.

In addition to this the Applicant must ..........