The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.......always rock solid and he showed OT how it is done. If others spend their money quaffing gin every afternoon, that's their problem and .......................

[Captain]

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......always rock solid and he showed OT how it is done. If others spend their money quaffing gin every afternoon, that's their problem and .......................

....... while they tend to get most of the girls, Tubb and OT were happy with their debt ridden circumstances, although they were both confident that the latest borrowings would be fully repaid within ........ 

 

 

 

Edited December 7, 2021 by Captain

[onetrack]

..... the expected loan term, during which period cash flow would cover the interest, and the massive capital gain upon the sale of the businesses would cover the debt three times over, giving a nice little profit to the business owners.

 

"We're following the great financial lead set by Christopher Skase, Alan Bond, Laurie Connell, etc., said OT. "You know, churning and turning, and then burning (the company records). It's a win-win for everyone, all 'round! - of course, 'everyone' is just a cute reference to the major shareholders!"

 

"This bank manager will cut you to pieces when he finds out what you're doing", said Cappy. "Not a hope", said OT confidently. "You should see the private photos I have of that bank manager, doing things that he doesn't want publically aired - and as soon as I let him know what I'm holding, he'll be begging...........

[turboplanner]

.....to get in on the action [we can't tell you the name of the actress here, but have to say OT has near-James Bond tastes], and will be not only investing his own money, but the Bank's, and that could ..............

 

Cappy, with his David Niven moustache and smoking jacket, and carrying the gin is clearly identifiable in the post above, but we were very surprised to see Planey walking in front with binoculars scouting for talent.]

 

 

 

[Captain]

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Cappy, with his David Niven moustache and smoking jacket, and carrying the gin is clearly identifiable in the post above, but we were very surprised to see Planey walking in front with binoculars scouting for talent.]

Respects to all Planeys past, present & future.

 

And all NESers will recognize the red-headed Turbo-the-Ranga (TTR) (in the green jacket & green with envy), with an empty glass (as usual) and standing on Cappy's toes (often metaphorically, but as usual).

Edited December 7, 2021 by Captain

[Captain]

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....to get in on the action [we can't tell you the name of the actress here, but have to say OT has near-James Bond tastes], and will be not only investing his own money, but the Bank's, and that could ......

...... nea would, qualify him to be the boss at The Vatican Bank (once George cleans it up), as through his time in WA, OT also has the criminal background to deal with their main Mafioso clients, plus he speaks fluent Swiss so can have lots of lunches with various Swiss banker types (Turboref) and late night soi·rées with Swiss Guards and Russian ..........

[turboplanner]

.......Roulettes who take passengers up at night unbeknown to the Generals who think they are .............

[Captain]

19 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......Roulettes who take passengers up at night unbeknown to the Generals who think they are .............

..... invading Ukraine, whereas a quid (749 Rubles) can be made from taking guests for a run in a MIG 29 (avref), so Ukraine was safe, at least overnight, and this meant that the .....

Edited December 8, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......Ukraine could spend more time perfecting their soliders' dance which was going to mesmerise the Russion troops into laughing and clapping and forgetting why they came to the Ulraine anyway, but one of the dancers .................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.......Ukraine could spend more time perfecting their soliders' dance which was going to mesmerise the Russion troops into laughing and clapping and forgetting why they came to the Ulraine anyway, but one of the dancers .................

..... was a big bloke with strong Latvian & Finish ancestry on his grandmother's side, who didn't put up with too much nonsense and always .....

[Captain]

23 hours ago, Captain said:

..... was a big bloke with strong Latvian & Finish ancestry on his grandmother's side, who didn't put up with too much nonsense and always .....

...... drinks Latvian coffee (Latte) and drives rally cars in the WRC ...... and that, dear reader, also describes OT to a tee, except that he drinks coffee that is the sweepings off the packing floor at International Roast's Subiaco factory, and he drives a Holden Barina (but fitted with the Chevy bowtie badge) in club events of the Southern Cross International Car Club.

 

The meetings of the SCICC are great fun and OT .......

 

 

THE CHEVIE GO-FAST BOWTIE EMBLEM AND TUBB HAS EVEN

STUCK THESE ON BOTH ENDS OF HIS 'VETTE.

Edited December 9, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....regularly wins events to honour the proud emblem representing a mother with her arms out ready to embrace the oncoming car. Not many people know that Joshua Turbine for was a GM stylist in Detroit had been at a party and was drivinh his new Biscayne home at 100 points. He didn't know there was a car wreck ahead, but the mother bravely stepped out into the middle of the road in a vain attempt to stop Joshua. This was the imprint she made, and Joshua in learning from the incident used it as the idea for a new logo, and now it's all over the world and ...............

 

 

 

[Turbo's Vette has a little sign saying "the real one" next to the badge, and anothe sign saying "God made Sh!t", Ford gave it wheels!]

[Captain]

18 hours ago, turboplanner said:

This was the imprint she made, and Joshua in learning from the incident used it as the idea for a new logo, and now it's all over the world and .......

...... the splatter marks have been stylized into .........

[turboplanner]

.............chromium. It must be terrible for Cappy when that Chevrolet badge flashes past him (He rides on old 250 cc pink Suzuki, becaise he was one of the people who bought Chevrolet badges and screwed them on old Commodores, and then altered the timing to make them backfire, and ..........................

[Captain]

......... back in those days he was king of the kids out in Sydney's western suburbs where being working class was an honorable moniker, but that is another story that occurred before Cappy (a Deplorable and proud of it) met his great mate Turbo and was lifted up into the rarified air (avref) of ......... 

 

 

CAPPY HAVING A LITTLE LIGHT FUN WITH THE BOYZ IN THE MACCAS

CARPARK ON PARRAMATTA RD IN AUBURN, WHICH IS NOW 100% HALAL.

Edited December 10, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......flying the Aerobat to its full envelope. Turbo's first advice to Cappy was "This aircraft flies best if you climb for half and hour while you eat your breakfast or lunch, then point it straight down for all the aerobatics - goes like a rocket." At firs Cappy ..........

[Captain]

13 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......flying the Aerobat to its full envelope. Turbo's first advice to Cappy was "This aircraft flies best if you climb for half and hour while you eat your breakfast or lunch, then point it straight down for all the aerobatics - goes like a rocket." At firs Cappy ..........

....... didn't believe him as Turbo is widely known in aviation (avref) circles (avref) as a bit of a bull (notourbelovedbullref) artist, so Cappy called our bull to check out the Turgid Plonker's advice.

 

That took a while as all phones in Tazzy still go through a Lucille Ball type lady who operates the switchboard (although as slow as a wet week, this does provides an opportunity for sweet talk and to crack-on, so Cappy and Lucille are meeting at the Wrest Point Casino for dinner & who knows what on Wednesday if it is open [Wrest Point that is, as Lucy's always are]), but once connected, bull's response was pretty embarrassing for the TP as bull confirmed that ......

 

LUCILE RUNNING THE TASMANIAN PMG

Edited December 10, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

......Turbo had been awarded the Tasmanian Aerobatics Championship after a spectacular display from 10,000 feet and down in the little C150 Aerobat. It had been recorded by Channel 9 News and Al Jazira, so Cappy's disparaging remarks were disproven and his comments passed off as "the gin speaking". He was able to sell the Aerobat to bull who, starstruck by Turbo's dazzling performance had decided to take it to Europe and compete with Europe's bets aerobatic stars. bull had failed to realise that all Turbo's routines had been performed downhill, and when he tried the first Chandelle ..................

[Captain]

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......Turbo had been awarded the Tasmanian Aerobatics Championship after a spectacular display from 10,000 feet and down in the little C150 Aerobat. It had been recorded by Channel 9 News and Al Jazira, so Cappy's disparaging remarks were disproven and his comments passed off as "the gin speaking". He was able to sell the Aerobat to bull who, starstruck by Turbo's dazzling performance had decided to take it to Europe and compete with Europe's bets aerobatic stars. bull had failed to realise that all Turbo's routines had been performed downhill, and when he tried the first Chandelle ..................

......... it vas kleer zat bull's von Richthofen heritage had kicked in and he automatically and instinctively made a low run out of the sun to attack all of the Anglo's watching ze display.

 

To prove ziz, here ist ein foto off Manfred duing WW1 .............

 

And here is a picture of bull at last week's Tazzy school presentation night .....

(Note the E Paul Ettes, which are compulsory for all Tazzy Fly-Boyz)

 

Admittedly bull looked a bit rugged last week, but he had just spent a few days, without sleep, trying to limit the Presentation Night to just 5 hours in length and no speeches over 40 minutes. (Any parent who has sat through a few Speech & Presentation Nights knows that look on poor bull's dial).

 

Not surprisingly, and although the casualties were only Tasmanians, CASA took a dim view of bull attempting to machine gun the Skippy crowd at the Tazzy Championships and they sent him a note that advised ......

Edited December 12, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....him to show cause why he did it, and reminded him it was an offence of strict liability.

His response was simple "They were Tasmanians"

CASA responded with "Keep up the good work!" and an elephant stamp.

[Captain]

19 hours ago, turboplanner said:

CASA responded with "Keep up the good work!" and an elephant stamp.

..... which was particularly apropos, because .....

Edited December 12, 2021 by Captain

[onetrack]

.....bull's notorious aviation activities were the elephant in the room that no-one wanted to talk about.

It was bad enough, that he was carrying unregistered firearms on an RA aircraft, but when bull stated he wanted to buzz Parliament House in Victoria to see if he could take out Commy Dan, alarm bells rang in the club, and a call was made to.........

[turboplanner]

  .....one of the Premier’s 141 staff who was busy lining up a date and forgot about it until Senior Adviser saw the note on her desk and.....

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

  .....one of the Premier’s 141 staff who was busy lining up a date and forgot about it until Senior Adviser saw the note on her desk and.....

....... heard the Tyro in a steep dive, with the blue head over-revving by 70%.

 

As mentioned previously, bull strongly identifies with his German ancestry .......... but bull is also 40% Japanese and 40% Italian, so instinctively he never knows who to attack first.

 

Therefore, once in the steep dive he didn't know whether to flick into a beautiful barrel roll with smoke on, whether he was in the final stages of a Kamikaze attack or whether he should wave a white flag & surrender.

 

 However, just 500 m from Dan's HQ, with his Stuka siren blaring and at 50% above VNE (@ 70 knots + with a lot of stick shake), it became clear to bull that he should ......... 

 

bULL'S ANGLE OF ATTACK IN THE TYRO LOOKED LIKE THIS OVERHEAD

LITTLE COLLINS ST. bULL HAD PLANNED TO ATTACK OUT  OF THE SUN

BUT THIS WAS MELBOURNE SO THAT WAS OUT OF THE QUESTION.

Edited December 13, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....attack the Latte Set instead because they were the ones who came back from places like Aspen at the beginning of the pandemic and infected everyone they could find, so he turned his attention to the Coffee Precincts. It was a smart ove because there were six of them throughout Melbourne and the Tyros wings had both bent at different angles so he could finish up anywhere. A bit of fibreglass had broken off and caught in the siren's vanes so the siren now sounded like the reversing whisper on a Hilux. As he swayed and bounced he realised .........