hihosland Posted April 24, 2009 Posted April 24, 2009 """drooled TurboT "...will I circle around a bit first or just make a move straight in"...."""" "Oooooh that sounds nice" Sighed Nana "you just circle around and around and around until I give the sign THEN you can move straight in leaving the surly bounds of earth ...............
planedriver Posted April 24, 2009 Posted April 24, 2009 """"you just circle aroundand around and around until I give the sign THEN you can move straight in leaving the surly bounds of earth ............... on your knees and elbows, because I believe that what goes around, comes around, she said with a wicked glint in her eye.;)
hihosland Posted April 25, 2009 Posted April 25, 2009 Nana mused on "...and Planey, Locky, Turbo et all just keep coming round, and round and round and... ... On the ground they all talk with nostalgia of round engines, oil leaks, tail draggers and prop swinging. Especially when they think that middle sized Pete may have the ear of Admin. In truth I think they're rather more interested in a different kind of dragging the tail, D cupsid swinging and empennage flutter. Did you you read what middle sized Pete had to say about them and their challenges with flow? I could never make up me mind if he thought their greatest need was for an an editor or an yuriologist. Back in the riverland days I did once meet a Yuri. Memorable chap he had the ............
Tomo Posted April 25, 2009 Posted April 25, 2009 Back in the riverland days I did once meet a Yuri. Memorable chap he had the ............ ..............the biggest nose you could ever imagine, that you could never forget him even if you desperately tried too...........
Captain Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 New Characters "So" said El Ratto "We have new characters that have been created by the comeback (not that there is anything wrong with that) of Planey, HidyHody and TomTom, and as far as I can see we will have new contributions, some time, from: Count (at least I THINK that is how he spells it) Yuri Proboskov - that well known Russian Recreator. Mr Oil Leaks - A Lycoming owner. MiddleSizedPete - Who is a bit smaller than BigPete, but who Nanna describes as being "more than adequate". Yuri Ologistov - A mate of the other Yuri. Rowena Tax - I nice little piece, but not quite as good as Jaba the Roo. Tail Dragger - the dog. Bi Cuspid & In Sizer - the well known couple who like AC/DC (the stuff, not the band). Surly Bonds - The guy who is constantly at 14 ft/sec/sec until he catches up with his other special friend, Terminal Velocity. Wicked Glint - A good time girl/boy (cross out that which does not apply). Down Wind - The old timer RPT jockey. ("But they never get to be "old-timers" because they always bugger off to the main carriers as soon as they can" said a keen observer). Straight Tin - who claims to be an aluminium airplane (but which by my observation, just doesn't exist). Is aluminiminium perhaps merely the "fabric" of the 21st century, where the only dope is the bloke that flies it? Straight In - A ......................
hihosland Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 ......course less deviated than that of the left diverging bundy birds, and of that favored by the loverly Nana. She it is who prefers a slowly round and round and steadily ever lower approach that culminates in a wild swinging of the CDI of the lads of the riverland. The Lass on the other hand has been known to favour a mid cross wind joining technique because it ..............
ahlocks Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 ..allows time to appreciate what's in store :heart: and takes just a little bit longer. :devil: "Hang on a minute!?" queried McLoch Incredulously :ah_oh:."Is Tom Tom old enough to be reading this? :raise_eyebrow: I mean seriously, all this talk about dope and bundy could lead a young lad to become a deviated! (aviation term)" ================== The tail dragger in the garden needs a worm tablet...
Tomo Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 all this talk about dope and bundy could lead a young lad to become a deviated! (aviation term)" Ah thought TomTom... finally some one has become a little mature in there way of thinking and is attempting to change the way people talk/think? (or are you?;)) Ok, so let me tell you a little story... "Young TomTom went away to TAFE when he was 16, and was hit by the conversations that went around there, 'you know the one's, talking about going and getting drunk, and talking sex, and thinking it's funny... to be drunk and going down the main road in a shopping trolley... (mind you it probably was!). So I got so sick and tired of this jolly talk I tried to change the subject and talk mechanical stuff, or stuff that actually has potential! (mind you, that's what all the other's were supposed to be there for:confused:) but got laughed at and made fun of all the time...(which doesn't worry me at all, I should add) And because I wanted to learn stuff and was genuinely interested,(well ain't that what you going there for?) Some of the guys are there for just a social gathering I'm sure..! The teacher told my Dad latter on at some event that my Brother (he went before me, 'cause he's older) and I are his best students:thumb_up:... How's that for encouragement Hey:thumb_up: And really that's just from appreciating other people's stuff, and treating it with care... So I have absolutely no idea why I've told you all this....... and it doesn't fit in really at all...i_dunno:blush: Oh yes that's what it was, talking Dope (ain't that the stuff you put on model aircraft?)(aircraft term!) And Bundy (That's where Dad grew up:big_grin:) in and around young people's hearing... now that's actually called respect Mussed................
ahlocks Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 Ah thought TomTom... finally some one has become a little mature in there way of thinking and is attempting to change the way people talk/think? (or are you?;)) "Who me:exclamation:" gasped McLoch :raise_eyebrow: as he trawled through TomTom's heartfelt reply looking for an angle for a another gag. :devil: "You must have me confused with someone who worries about such things.";). "What's this??" quizzed Nanna :heart::heart:, her interest in Qld suddenly being aroused, "Someone who likes doing things maturely"... =============
Tomo Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 "You must have me confused with someone who worries about such things.";) Who? me?, worry about such things..... not exactly your highness! (bit of an aviation termi_dunno) I'm just continually amazed at the strange ways that some young men behave when in a group together..!:confused: What's it called? .... pear...no...peer............. ---------------- I should add too, that I'm not one for having fun!! 'cause that's what some tend to think if you don't do what's been outlined above...
hihosland Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 Peer pressure? pier pressure? best pressure is beer pressure comes in 9kg CO2 bottles and will power a home built (aviation term ) kit (more aviation term) beer for yonks ( not aviation term but well known pilot term). when the aviation kit is stalled and the TAF multi lined and sprinkled with terms like pellets and CB then the beer kit is the way to go and avoids the serious potential problems that result from bundy deviations such as..........
Captain Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 pier pressure?....... ........... caused by too many wet dreams?
ahlocks Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 .... or perhaps .... pier .... pressure? Pier Pressure.(nautical term) - The force exerted by a boat against it's moorings prior to its engine 'lunching itself' (TM- elRatto). Wet Dreams (Fly-in term) - What happens every time poorPete tries to have an aviational gathering at 'chewka. Bundy deviations (NES term) - a form of vertigo induced by rapid turns to the left ===============
Captain Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 Pier Pressure.(nautical term) - The force exerted by a boat against it's moorings prior to its engine 'lunching itself' (TM- elRatto). Wet Dreams (Fly-in term) - What happens every time poorPete tries to have an aviational gathering at 'chewka. Bundy deviations (NES term) - a form of vertigo induced by rapid turns to the left =============== Left turning Jab - A term that smartarse SportStar owners like to use to needle Jab owners with. Left Jab - What happens to smartarse SportStar owners when they overdo it.
ahlocks Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 ...What happens to smartarse SportStar owners when they overdo it. :black_eye: ouch!
hihosland Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 pretty sharp with that left jab is our Ratty, and that's after his famous Anzac Day tripple bunger. I'd hate to think how he'd be if the bikes were rained out and the interest was not interested. just two snarly rodent incisors peeping out from a half squashed Bud (original cz Bud) can perhaps. If a tripple bunger does not make him happy then maybe to cheer him up he needs ............
Captain Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 If a tripple bunger does not make him happy then maybe to cheer him up he needs ............ ..... another long-shadow flight around the district looking at farms and taling aviation stuff with Ahlow in his beer can, which is sure to turn those Rodent fangs into a shy, coy & demure smile. "As soon as the wind drops (aviation term) we'll ...........
Tomo Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 "As soon as the wind drops (aviation term) we'll ........... Pull the Jab a Roo out of the hanger (aviation term) and take off downwind (just to be different) and do a contra conventional normal operating circuit (full of aviation terms) But you better all look out for................. ----------------- Pier, peer, pear, peir, pie...rrr... pressure... "if your wise you'll realize there's more to pie's than meet the eyes" ... an o'l wise proverb!
Tracktop Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 PBut you better all look out for................. ----------------- Pier, peer, pear, peir, pie...rrr... pressure... "if your wise you'll realize there's more to pie's than meet the eyes" ... an o'l wise proverb! taildragger Emirates lighting up the runway Then again lighting up........
ahlocks Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 taildragger Emirates lighting up the runwayThen again lighting up........ Sooo, the airbus had worms too?? :raise_eyebrow:
ahlocks Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 Pull the Jab a Roo out of the hanger (aviation term) and take off downwind (just to be different) and do a contra conventional normal operating circuit (full of aviation terms) ...and wander over to 'chewka to help TheWeatherGotHimAgainPete reduce his stockpile of bangasangas and mogas." volunteered McLoch, while flipping through his book of '101 jab jibes for a rainy day' :black_eye: ==============
Captain Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 ...and wander over to 'chewka to help TheWeatherGotHimAgainPete reduce his stockpile of bangasangas and mogas." volunteered McLoch, while flipping through his book of '101 jab jibes for a rainy day' "Well that book will get a workout, and the Cockies had better get ploughing, as there are about 7 Fly-Ins or Airshows shown in the Events section for the next 2 weeks all over the Country, so it's sure to get a good soaking" said Rowena (Who thinks that the Events Manager must be an efficient hunk of rodent.) "I'd better start trying to get my oil temp up off the bottom mark, and ...............
Tomo Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 "I'd better start trying to get my oil temp up off the bottom mark, and ............... .......... and or you could fly a 2 stroke...? then all you've got to do then is remember to put oil in the fuel!;) But, but spluttered Capitan...:yuk:... that's not my.............
turboplanner Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 .......... and or you could fly a 2 stroke...? then all you've got to do then is remember to put oil in the fuel! ....Careful, dotdash, you could finish up in first angle projection in that thing......
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