The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.and NonGender-FATOs can clear a room in 30 seconds, whereas ........

 

This video, taken a while back shows the AUF President on his way to the airfield.

 

https://www.facebook.com/meena.basantani.908/posts/325676012838676

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.and NonGender-FATOs can clear a room in 30 seconds, whereas ........

..... the Flatulence-FATO, particularly when created by the Fatso, is a more .....

[bull]

potent form of control[Turbo after telling the wife about the islands ]

,,,said Turbo ,[who was facing multiple million dollar law suits over the sand island fiasco and "other "things,,, and was turning against the government ] now they will want to.............

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[Captain]

..... convert the Princess of Tasmania (not a bullref) into a wheeled vehicle and somehow salvage the 53 cargo ships that have run into Turbo's sand ismus.

However Turbo is made of tougher (and more cagey) stuff and has offloaded a high portion of the risk to underwriters in .....

[turboplanner]

....a cross-support package in return for more premiums from AUF members. It was a win-win for Turbo, who went back to supervise the elevation and sealing of the new super-highway from Victoria to Lesser-Victoria as Tasmania was renamed.

When the Road trains started rolling into Lesser-Victoria, the locals ......

[bull]

Blew up the road and pushed the road trains into the straights,,,now Turdo ever quick to salvage a dollar decided to go into the ship scrapping game as the small islands where ideal to tear down a steel ship or two .   Well somehow turdine industries got the contract to scrap those 53 ships and several hundred others already booked in rumor has it he brought these ones too.

    The local where wrapped!! for taswegians always liked to fu#$ things up, so destroying ships was fun and they get payed for it,[at turdine industries lowest legal hourly rate too,$15 phr...............This caused...

[turboplanner]

...some dissention within the Lesser Victoria ranks, so Group-Chairman Dan stumped up another $15/hour because with the steel derived from the ships crashing into te road, Dan was outselling Gina. As NES readers know Group-Chairman Dan has the ear of the Chinese President  after he proved he was a good communist, joining the Belts and Roads programme and had been able to secure an ongoing scrap steel order from China that paid for the budget of the new combined Victoria. He made a bold, as he thought, move and replaced  His Excellency, Cook with an unknown diplomat Dung Pi.

As we know Cappy, bless him, doesn't like to be messed with ..........................

[bull]

and as we know can be a bit of a handful at times [so mavis recons ,but we think its bullshit] and can cause some havoc when he............

[Captain]

20 minutes ago, bull said:

and as we know can be a bit of a handful at times [so mavis recons ,but we think its bullshit] and can cause some havoc when he............

...... gets it out .......... or he gets a set on somebody, as he has with Dung.

 

"Dung's full name is not Dung Pi" said Cappy "It is Dung Pile and while I am at it, I suspect that Planey might be an agent-provocateur as part of the Chinese 2nd string "Braces and Underpants" initiative, because the B&U operates by the subtle & subliminal technique of using random bold and unbold words, then trying to suppress posts by the usual brave members of forums ......... and then by inviting their Chinese spy cronies to post instead."

 

"that rings a bell" said bull "because i remember when .........

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[turboplanner]

...................

我读到他曾在尊贵的北京招待过，并要求北京烤鸭 ............

[Captain]

8 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

................... 我读到他曾在尊贵的北京招待过，并要求北京烤鸭 ............

...... and here is more proof dear friends, as Planey or his Braces and Underpants apparatchiks have just posted using Turbo's avatar and details. (As we all well know, nobody would ever want to have anything to do with Turdboy unless they are a spy).

 

The infiltration of the NES, a vital part of the intelligence gathering mechanism of the QUAD and the FOUR EYES is now very alarming and ............

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[Captain]

43 minutes ago, Captain said:

The infiltration of the NES, a vital part of the intelligence gathering mechanism of the QUAD and the FOUR EYES is now very alarming and ............

And so, to our thousands of NES readers in all countries, the truth has just come out as Planey just gave me a call to advise that if I don't stop pushing back against the Braces and Underpants Initiative (respects to all Dictators past, present & future) I will find myself in a Uighur style detention camp up near Yea with less kidneys & corneas than I have at the moment.

 

Either the organ harvesting detention camp or I will be in a Chinese Gladiator School vewy qwickly.

 

https://y.yarn.co/745cdce2-11ab-4b63-9d96-81b256c80f8c.mp4  (take note of Planey's laurel weath)

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[bull]

hey turdo ? that might be a use for those little islands left over from the sand thingy ?? you could use them as prisons/

[onetrack]

At the mention of FOUR EYES, the eavesdropping Chinese became enraged. This was all the information they needed to prove to the world that the Ostlalians held the Chinese in great contempt, by referring to them regularly as FOUR EYES - a term usually used for the reportedly-myopic Japanese, during WW2.

 

"It is time we launched the entire Chinese Navy and proceeded through the Nine-Dash Line, into the Pacific Ocean, and asserted our long-held claim (dating back to 1100AD) to every parcel of land and water South of China!", shouted Admiral Dong Jun. "It is time we took back what is rightfully ours!"

 

At this statement, and with the Chinese Navy movements being noted, great alarm was being registered in...........

 

 

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[Captain]

9 minutes ago, onetrack said:

At this statement and with Chinese Navy movements, great alarm was being registered in..........

......... Tasmania.

 

"Relax" said the bald Tasmanian Premier bloke that nobody can remember "Nobody would ever want us and we are not even on any maps (except those put out by the Tazzy Tourist Bureau & printed cheap in Risdon) and they would certainly not risk a fight with the Tasmanian Defense Force ................. but perhaps & just in case, I should put the Thruster's on Red Alert."

 

When the Tazzy Thruster Airforce received the mobilization warning, the Red Alert turned into a Brown Alert for a few of them and they .......

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[turboplanner]

.......attempted to start their engines, but the People’s Tasmanian Liberation Front had hotlocked them during the Coup which saw the Governor-General deposed, the road built and the new name of Lesser-Victoria.

It was too late; Chinese troup carriers landed on the road, disgorging Great Walls to carry them south. Within hours the North’s mechanics were fully booked repairing the Great Walls, the Devonshire Tea places were quickly changed to Dim Sim joints  and.....

[Captain]

4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......attempted to start their engines, but the People’s Tasmanian Liberation Front had hotlocked them during the Coup which saw the Governor-General deposed, the road built and the new name of Lesser-Victoria.

It was too late; Chinese troup carriers landed on the road, disgorging Great Walls to carry them south. Within hours the North’s mechanics were fully booked repairing the Great Walls, the Devonshire Tea places were quickly changed to Dim Sim joints  and.....

..... the use of r's and l's in their collect praces were banned.

 

bull took to the hills like a modern day Che Guevara and all the old ladies started knitting socks, which ....... 

[onetrack]

.....bull and his followers all started utilising as beanies, such was the oversize fit of the socks. "This'll do, anyway, for camouflage and warmth against the bitter Lesser Victorian cold!" he said (because we all know how bad the Greater Victorian cold can be, and the Lesser Victorian cold is twice as cold).

 

"Now, all we need is some decent weaponry against the Chinese invasion!" cried bull, as he scrounged around the abandoned Lesser Victorian huts and sheds abandoned by the general population when they heard the Chinese were coming.

 

"I've got a better idea!", said CT (because CT had earlier flown down from Darraweit Guim when he heard his Southern aviation mate was in serious trouble). "We don't need real firearms, I can produce a good loud 'BANG!' from my exhaust with an ignition switch-off on descent, and then switching on again - and the Chinese will think we've got heavy armanent on the Thrusters, and they'll take to their heels, once they think they've got the whole.......

[turboplanner]

Victorian Air Force (Air Commodore Dan in charge).

But the Chinese were a bit too smart for that......

 

[Captain]

8 hours ago, turboplanner said:

But the Chinese were a bit too smart for that......

.... as they had already bought all of Battery Point and most of Toorak.

 

This, of course, made the Tasmanians ......

[bull]

..remember the one thing the chinese can not stand[green coral trout they hate them] and CT and Bull where soon seen working tirelessly constructing something for hours until finally Bull presented his new weapon to defeat the chinese. This should sort them out cried OT  as he set something up on the table and..................

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[turboplanner]

...........turned on the switch. A hideous green coral trout with wings [avref] and buck teeth started flapping on the table. All agreed ........

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

...........turned on the switch. A hideous green coral trout with wings [avref] and buck teeth started flapping on the table. All agreed ........

..... that Tasmania was not like Taiwan and was therefore simply not worth the trouble.

 

The leader of the Expeditionary Force, who had been edumacated at Swinborne decided "Xxxx it, we'll just leave it alone down here, off all maps, and it'll be here waiting for us, unchanged, if we ever want it".

 

However the problems for Tassy weren't over yet, as the Taliban had heard about the Poppy Crop (PC) "We don't want no competition" said Sheikh Charlie bin Something bin Something, and they despatched their own .....

Edited February 13, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

......Jihad crew to L-V riding in the undercarriage bay of an Iranian aircraft taking tourists down for a flyover of the new Road, and then Coach tours of the new Belt, and a potato farm.

After a cold flight, the Jihad Crew managed to hang on to the undercarriage as it lowered, thus complying with the new L-V Falls from Heights legislation which would have required them to wear safety harnesses if dropping from the wheel bay.

They hired a Range Rover from Avis and .................... 

[Captain]

48 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

They hired a Range Rover from Avis and .........

........ discussed whether they needed to change out of their American uniforms, but before a decision could be made, the Rangie hickuped as they pulled into the CWA carpark.

 

"I knew we should have just got a couple of Toyota utes with machine guns in the back, before we ......

 

Apparently all of the ute hire joints had leased out all of these.

This photo taken previously during a Taliban test run in downtown Hobart.

Edited February 13, 2022 by Captain