The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

..... being named Terry & using his wrist more than once per day (Turboref) as most Moderators do (It's almost a requirement of the job).

 

"no, it's "terrorist", you clot" replied bull "and at this age, doing that more than once per day can be .......

Edited April 15, 2022 by Captain

[onetrack]

.....exceptionally tiring and lead to RSI, which is particularly debilitating, and which stops you from carrying out many activities. Specifically, it will prevent you from indulging in your favourite sport of.......

[Captain]

29 minutes ago, onetrack said:

.....exceptionally tiring and lead to RSI, which is particularly debilitating, and which stops you from carrying out many activities. Specifically, it will prevent you from indulging in your favourite sport of.......

... occasional aviation, but most of all it stops you from using the shift key, so that capital letters are never .......

[turboplanner]

....used. Ths was the first and most important figerprint clue to the identity .............

[onetrack]

....of the person intent on terrorising the NES, under the pseudonym of.........

[turboplanner]

.......Ahlocks........................

[bull]

Now 

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.......Ahlocks.......................[as an aside my post is very aviational,[AVREF],as you can see all 6 of the pictures subjects are airbourne].

Now this put the cat amongst the pidgeons as like old forresst gump old Ahlocks wasnever suspected as he was always regarded as how do you say:noncomprendo sort of thing and..........

[Captain]

44 minutes ago, bull said:

Now 

Now this put the cat amongst the pidgeons as like old forresst gump old Ahlocks wasnever suspected as he was always regarded as how do you say:noncomprendo sort of thing and..........

........ as everyone at the Blue Oyster knows, Loxie's dark-web & Tinder pseudonym is Terry and he does give it a flogging pretty often.

 

This post on the NES rang alarm bells for ASIO (who monitor every word of the NES for secret data, an occasional giggle & to count the avrefs for Planey) so the ASIO spooks set a trap for the Gumly Gumly Terrywrist, and treated it as a major operation, equivalent to that which they mounted to catch Ozzy Bedlinnen, Abu de Baker El Bad-Daddy, & Turdboy EL Bin a Bitov a Plonker (who they suspected of actually being Eva Braun), but the whole thing turned to custard when .......

 

TURDY'S WANTED POSTER HAD THE RIGHT & LEFT SIDES CLIPPED OFF

AS NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT BLOKE ANY MORE, NOR THE BLACK POOCH.

Edited April 16, 2022 by Captain

[Captain]

FOR OUR HUNDREDS OF NEW NES READERS - THERE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SOMETHING ABOUT TURBO THAT REMINDS ME OF THE BLOKE ON THE RIGHT IN THE ABOVE PHOTO, APART FROM HIS OVERBEARING PERSONAILITY AND THE FACT THAT HE SPITS WHEN HE GIVES A SPEACH AT THE REICHTAG, OR AT AN AUF AGM, .... AND LOOKING AT THAT PIC IT CAME TO ME. TURBS HAS AN OLD ANSETT-ANA CAPTAINS HAT THAT HE WEARS WHENEVER HE GOES NEAR AN AIRPORT (AVREF) AND HE WEARS IT IN THE SAME JAUNTY MANNER AND TURNED 10 DEGREES TO HIS RIGHT, JUST LIKE DOLPH IN THAT ABOVE PHOTO.

AND HE CAN'T BE EVA, EITHER, AS HIS MAN-BOOBS ARE BIGGER TOO.

 

 

Like this but 15% further to his right.

And much, much, much, much, much older.

Edited April 16, 2022 by Captain

[onetrack]

......someone spilled the beans over after-work drinks in the Gumly Gumly Tavern, that "spooks" were in town and setting a trap for a terrawrist. This news almost emptied the bar within minutes, as nearly every person in the bar had something they were running from (that's why they were all in Gumly-Gumly - about as far as far away from civilisation you could get, apart from Darraweit Guim, which has never even heard of civilisation), and not one of them wanted any of their hidden histories uncovered - even accidentally - by Govt "spooks", who were known to investigate their own.....

[Captain]

14 hours ago, onetrack said:

......someone spilled the beans over after-work drinks in the Gumly Gumly Tavern, that "spooks" were in town and setting a trap for a terrawrist. This news almost emptied the bar within minutes, as nearly every person in the bar had something they were running from (that's why they were all in Gumly-Gumly - about as far as far away from civilisation you could get, apart from Darraweit Guim, which has never even heard of civilisation), and not one of them wanted any of their hidden histories uncovered - even accidentally - by Govt "spooks", who were known to investigate their own.....

..... many of whom had previously worked for CASA and were sick of victimizing LAMEs and Pilots (avref) of many descriptions.

 

One of the spooks, who couldn't hold his pink gin daiquiris, was heard to boast "In ASIO we investigate and harrass CASA, so we can do the lot down to even 85 year old Wreck Flyer AUF members who have failed medicals for the past few decades, and that gives us ............ 

Edited April 16, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

......the ability to control the ........

[Captain]

58 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......the ability to control the ........

.... the most revered aspect of .....

[CT9000]

.....the population that is all the unfairly grounded old pilots out there who are now reduced to driving Nissan engined Morry minors....

[bull]

1 hour ago, CT9000 said:

.....the population that is all the unfairly grounded old pilots out there who are now reduced to driving Nissan engined Morry minors....

and the suitability of a Nissan engined Morris minor to the tarks set for it by those old bold pilots really................

[Captain]

38 minutes ago, bull said:

and the suitability of a Nissan engined Morris minor to the tarks set for it by those old bold pilots really................

...... took a critical view and rejected it because it wasn't an in-line 2 stroke. But when they saw the quantity of blue smoke coming out of the clapped our Nissan engine they became true believers, made an offer for the foreign shares in Nissan, and ...........

Edited April 17, 2022 by Captain

[CT9000]

.....then watched as their shares in Castrol went up.......

[Captain]

.... as they OD'd on Castrol R and ....

 

[onetrack]

......doubled the amount they added to their 2 stroke mix, because more smoke means more power, which is created when more oil is used, and besides, who doesn't love a huge long trail of blue smoke, particularly when one is flying at the edge of the.............

[Captain]

...... envelope when the Drifter is pulling 4 G's, the Blue Head is revving its tits off (Rotax technical spec) and it is nice when your mistress (it is never your wife because she stays home with the "Quilting Group" that is lead by a 32 year old muscle-bound ski instructor named Olaf, but there is nothing fishy going on) can see the smoke trail and admire your perfect barrel rolls and loops, before she .....

 

OLAF'S BUSINESS CARD FOR HIS QUILTING SUPPLIES COMPANY

Edited April 17, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....sees Olaf down there on the ski slopes, and jumps out to ....................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

....sees Olaf down there on the ski slopes, and jumps out to ....................

..... do ......

[turboplanner]

...a quick trip to see Tobias at the Austrlian Hire Shop for some boots and a board, and heard the most common call on the Mountain "Fasten Your Booooots" as she ....................................

[Captain]

...... looked longingly at Olaf while all the time thinking of when Turbo and bull both looked like that in their ......

[turboplanner]

....Budgy Smugglers at Aspen......but she hadn't fastened her boots and the board took off hurtling down the mountainside. Too late, Turbo saw what was happening and hurtled straight down the mountain-side, and lickily his streamlined six pack provided just enough smoothing and he started to catch up. bull hadn't moved; he was still engrossed in his new Manual, "The Shift Key".

Turbo saw a granite boulder off to his right and swerved on to its snow bridge. He flew high in the air and then dropped vertically five hundred feet easily passing her, but landed with a terrible crash on the icy snow. Somewthing was wrong; he couldn't move his legs, but as she slid towards him at over 150 km/hr he grabbed her, and saved her life. Now he couldn't feel his arms either, and .............

 

Edited April 17, 2022 by turboplanner