The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

...........repair any Commodore and even repair through bolts on aircraft, or nosewheel .....................

[Captain]

21 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

...........repair any Commodore and even repair through bolts on aircraft, or nosewheel .....................

.... wooses that can't handle tail draggers.

 

That gave bull a brilliant idea, as he reckons that with a 1/2 tonne of wax & the related paraphernalia down in Tassy, he could .........

Edited May 18, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

................remove most of the rust and years of accumulated dirt on Tasmanian cars and planes (avref) and with Scott providing Defence Force personnel to polish them, cold have the streets looking something like modern Australia, instead of New Zealand.

[bull]

.but this would clash with the gumboot wearing persona of the average taswegian. Now the Bob Brown foundation is calling for a ban on the wax as it could infringe apon the.........................

Edited May 19, 2022 by bull

[onetrack]

......habitat of the wax wasp, which is an extremely rare variety of wasp that is on the endangered species list. What is even more concerning to the Greens, and other Bob Brown supporters, who aren't entirely green, is that the wasp's entire lifespan is spent.....

[Captain]

4 hours ago, onetrack said:

......habitat of the wax wasp, which is an extremely rare variety of wasp that is on the endangered species list. What is even more concerning to the Greens, and other Bob Brown supporters, who aren't entirely green, is that the wasp's entire lifespan is spent.....

....... spitting out hair.

 

Because the Tasmanian Wax Wasp (the Cera Vespula Vulgaris), also sometimes identified as the Brazilian Wax Wasp, was previously known as the "Van Diemans Land Hairy Wasp", but since the large supply of wax 1st arrived in Stanley on the Brazilian cargo ship "Smooth", those VDLH wasps have taken to the wax like no-body's business and therefore the Tazzy air is filled with tiny particles of their hair and the wasps are coughing up minute hairballs that mess up car windscreens at night when it is drizzling (which is almost always).

 

But bull had the solution in his hand (he actually does that a bit excessively these days) and he .........

Edited May 20, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

........selected the Jackaroo as the ideal aircraft, loaded a dozen cans of hairspray which was ab\out all the load the Jacka could handle, spat out a few hairs, kicked the tyres and lit the fires, and the Jacka slowly picked up speed in a gait like a lame kangaroo as a result of bull repairing a puncture by cutting a patch out of an old Fergy tube. After takeoff on entering the layer containing wasps and hairballs he gave a quick spray, then flicked his lighter. There was a "Poof!" (respects etc) and the way was clear and he kept doing this until he was above the .................

[Captain]

12 hours ago, turboplanner said:

There was a "Poof!" (respects etc) and the way was clear and he kept doing this until he was above the .........

....... Hobart GLBTQMRZ Mardi Gras where he sprayed (which he really does need to stop, as it makes a mess in the Jackoff's cock-pit) more hairspray and flicked his lighter again.

 

"Poof, poof, poof" bull said, as he counted the .......

Edited May 20, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....furballs, but he had let his attention wander from his PIC job, and the Jacka was one aircraft where that could be fatal. It viciously dropped a wing and lifted its tail, streaking straight down for ................

 

[Tears came to Turbo's eyes as he saw Cappy's inclusion of Z in the above post. Turbo had been a Z for a few years, and had had to battle the revulsion from people who found out he ws a Z. No one bothers about the kiddies seeing grown men kissing, but Zs justnever get a break, being arrested, beaten up and generally treated as outcasts]

 

 

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

[Tears came to Turbo's eyes as he saw Cappy's inclusion of Z in the above post. Turbo had been a Z for a few years, and had had to battle the revulsion from people who found out he ws a Z. No one bothers about the kiddies seeing grown men kissing, but Zs just never get a break, being arrested, beaten up and generally treated as outcasts]

Because nobody could ever decide, definitively, whether Z's are white with black stripes of black with white stripes.

 

TURBO DURING HIS "Z PHASE"

Here in his "Punk" Sub-Phase

 

 

 

And here during his provocative "Point it at the Camera" Sub-Phase

Edited May 21, 2022 by Captain

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

...furballs, but he had let his attention wander from his PIC job, and the Jacka was one aircraft where that could be fatal. It viciously dropped a wing and lifted its tail, streaking straight down for ..........

....... an almost certain encounter with shock cooling and that tiny bit of aileron flutter that Tubb always finds so thrilling, until of course somebody loses an ...... 

 

 

THE JACKOFF'S ENGINE AFTER THE SHOCK COOLING EPISODE

Edited May 21, 2022 by Captain

[onetrack]

....arm and a leg, and that's when all the fun stops. However, bull was determined for that not to happen to him, so he fought the flutter until it stopped, then concentrated on re-starting the frozen engine.

 

It was very fortunate that bull had brought along his hair dryer on this trip (because he was sick of his hair being continually messed up as a result of the open cockpit) - and he reached around behind him, plugged in the hair dryer to the convenient 3 pin outlet on the 12V/240V inverter he'd installed behind the instrument panel, fired up the dryer onto full heat, and directed the hot air blast onto the engine cowling.

 

Because it was a Sunbeam hair dryer, the engine defrosted straight away, and then fired right up - just in time, as the tops of trees came within reach. Bull heaved a sigh of relief, and vowed to never again.........

[Captain]

..... touch .....

[bull]

24 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... touch .....

......apon federal politics as after he successfully coaxed the jacka up to 70 ft and flew down the valley and landed as he needed to change his underwear but  now wonders which toilet to use cause some numby wearing a red labor shirt helped by something in a big pink wig has taken all the signs off the toilets! Cappy stood up and said Bull old mate this elbo bloke might be ...............

 

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Edited May 21, 2022 by bull

[turboplanner]

....tking the signs off our airports before long, because when he was Minister for Aviation he wanted to ban recreational flying and use the money for safe injecting clinics, and he hinted last night that he might give Australia to the people who identify as uluruans, so they can .................

 

 

[On behalf of the thousands of NES viewers, our thanks go to Cappy for his sympathetic and to the point portrayal of the difficulties Z people have to deal with]

[bull]

12 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....tking the signs off our airports before long, because when he was Minister for Aviation he wanted to ban recreational flying and use the money for safe injecting clinics, and he hinted last night that he might give Australia to the people who identify as uluruans, so they can .................

 

 

[On behalf of the thousands of NES viewers, our thanks go to Cappy for his sympathetic and to the point portrayal of the difficulties Z people have to deal with]

..................Uluranorise and connect with thier ..................

[onetrack]

.......brothers in oppression in the other countries where "slave and master" are still in common, everyday use. But it was when seats were offered in Parliament to the Uluruans, that a rumbling growl of dissent started in the Southern regions (specifically, the Apple Isle) - and this growl grew into a howl, when it was publicised that only Uluruans of fluid gender would be allowed to take their seats in Parliament - and of course, this lead to a rush to re-organise the Parliamentary toilets, to deal with the..........

[turboplanner]

...problem of separating half the letters of the alphabet, but it was even more difficult producing the many different versions of the Aerofilte required to keep all the people happy, so it was decided to return to the origins of this iconic aircraft for Real Men, who could ................

[bull]

spell "men"woman' etc now it is impossible to determine the gender of some creatures and this was causeing some................... 

[turboplanner]

........confusion at the Melbourne Club which was still "Men Only". On his trips to Melbourne Cappy always called in for a gin and a read of the Times to phsych himself up before an important meeting with his mining interests like BHP.

There was a lot of nervousness at the Club ........

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........confusion at the Melbourne Club which was still "Men Only". On his trips to Melbourne Cappy always called in for a gin and a read of the Times to phsych himself up before an important meeting with his mining interests like BHP.

There was a lot of nervousness at the Club ........

..... because Cappy was rumoured to be "Doing an Albo" (which does not mean that Cappy intends to "do" some other Albo ....... NTTIAWWT if he was) but instead that the Skipper was perhaps intending to reintroduce Julia Gillard's membership application to join the blokes only Melbourne Club ................... "After all" said Ratty "She just about qualifies".

 

As we all know Julia is famous for saying "There will be no Recreational Aviation under the Government I lead" and the old poohbahs at the MC thought that was ..........

 

bULL IN HIS TASMANIAN REGALIA AS A TYPICAL POOHBAH

[PLEASE NOTE THAT IS AS "A TYPICAL", NOT "A-TYPICAL"]

Edited May 23, 2022 by Captain

[bull]

enough to irritate the monkeys  ,[hence the monkey pox thingy]  and are now planning more to come [secret photo of the top brass in pox discussions ],,,,,,Well i,m gunna stay away from any one now said Bull [especially Mavis as it is spread by skin to skin you know ,,wink wink ] and don,t even think about shaking my hand cause.............

Edited May 23, 2022 by bull

[onetrack]

.....no-one knows where bull's hand has been - and just the look of his calloused and grubby hands is enough to make the average aviator recoil from a proferred handshake by bull, with the thought that the monkeypox must have originated in Tasmania, because.....

[turboplanner]

....it was the homeland of the Tasmanian Tiger, a cross-bred misshapen mess which became extinct as a result of the spread of Tiger Pox, and the Tasmanian Devil which had a narrow escape from extinction after the Devil Pox epidemic, Just how bull had caught monkey pox nobody knew, but

[Captain]

25 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....it was the homeland of the Tasmanian Tiger, a cross-bred misshapen mess which became extinct as a result of the spread of Tiger Pox, and the Tasmanian Devil which had a narrow escape from extinction after the Devil Pox epidemic, Just how bull had caught monkey pox nobody knew, but

..... it was soon disclosed that bull has been buying Monkey brand 2-Stroke oil (although as he gets older 2 strokes and a picture of Betty White just doesn't do it for him any more).

 

The Monkey brand 2 Stroke oil is marketed by Turbine Cheap Oils P/L and is made from child slave labour that have been photographed squeezing the gland on the monkey's ....... 

 

THIS PHOTO OF BETTY USED TO GET THE JOB DONE FOR BULL

(UNTIL HE DEVELOPED THE LESIONS FROM THE MONEY POX)

Edited May 24, 2022 by Captain