The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

..... an immediate funeral, but would possibly be delayed 45 minutes or so until the blokes in black could ......

[turboplanner]

strangle CT and throw him in as well. CT whipped inside dressed in black and when he came out no one could tell him from the others and he was able to sil;ence them all with a Havelock No7  rabbit knife.

 

CT now had a Chrysler 300 to drive, so he changed the plates from "DA MAN" to the Playboy Bunny, and put two fine gold stripes along the sides, then ................

[Captain]

.... called himself a member of the Nangreta in memory of his nan, Greta.

 

Tizz was in a tizz after half of his crew did a Donald McKay. "You can bury quite a few under 5000 m of pavement" said the CT, who had been selling hole borer stand up or head-down lots in Sicily, Griffith and Ingham for the past 10 years, and this made him ......

 

CT AND HIS MATE UN, PREPARING THE END OF THE RUNWAY

FOR ANOTHER 10 M EXTENSION IN ORDER TO HANDLE

ANOTHER DELIVERY FROM SICILY.

 

Edited November 24, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....a stand up.......

[Captain]

..... erect .....

[turboplanner]

.....trued borehole....

[Captain]

.... with the excess soil .....

 

Come on Tubb, that last post of mine about CT's nan is surely worth a grin????.... or even a little titter? (Mavisref)

Edited November 24, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....recyled as sustainable aquarium fish food which was supplied to Brisbane pet shops.

The only problem with this fast growing business of CT's was that when the body gassed up it squeezed a little hole sized slug of earth up on the runway, causing aircraft to have to zig zag around them, and sometimes ..................

 

Turbo did laugh at Cappys deep joke; he laughed so hard that he dislocated his nose and had to patch it with duct tape, and missed the next line.

 

 

 

[Captain]

2 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo did laugh at Cappys deep joke; he laughed so hard that he dislocated his nose and had to patch it with duct tape, and missed the next line.

 

... Oh, don't tell me that you have cheap electrical tape across your nose again ...... and they have made you wear that bike helmet all the time again too?

[CT9000]

......a notam has been issued for the Darraweit Guim regional airfield   ----18 / 36 closed for resurfacing works effective 0830z to 2300z ....

[Captain]

34 minutes ago, CT9000 said:

......a notam has been issued for the Darraweit Guim regional airfield   ----18 / 36 closed for resurfacing works effective 0830z to 2300z ....

... which is the 1st time that 30 Italian plated Fiat airconditioned coroner's van type panel vans have been part of the resurfacing of any regional airport, let alone the mini-crane and the alternating topping and tailing of human subsurface fill.

 

The 30 vans then drove to a secluded & high security area of the airport, where the likes of Presidents and Meghan Markle disembark, and were loaded onto an Alitalia 380 heading back on a non-stop to Palermo.

 

The CT was rubbing his hands together about the lira contribution to the DGRA retirement fund, with CT as sole Director (what a ct), to which the men in black had contributed.

 

So CT and UN hit the nightclubs in DG with intent to ..........

 

THE ALITALIA 380 FREIGHTER, AS PHOTOGRAPHED BY THE DG TOURIST

COMMISSION, AND SEEN HERE TAXIING FOR DEPARTURE @ DGRA

Edited November 24, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....do it all again tomorrow when six black suited Calabrians, marched in heading for CT and CP.

CT passed a Haveock knife to CP under his coat; CP who was a dirty fighter underhanded it into the forst Calabrians guts,  then sprang forward grabbed the knife and underhanded it into the next Calabrian etc etc until there were no Calabrians left standing. "Care to dance? Cappy asked CT who had already started to back away........

[CT9000]

14 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....do it all again tomorrow when six black suited Calabrians, marched in heading for CT and CP.

CT passed a Haveock knife to CP under his coat; CP who was a dirty fighter underhanded it into the forst Calabrians guts,  then sprang forward grabbed the knife and underhanded it into the next Calabrian etc etc until there were no Calabrians left standing. "Care to dance? Cappy asked CT who had already started to back away........

.........maybe we need to slow down on the runway under fill a bit, decomposing bodies shrink a lot and will cause unstable levels in the runway surface. We will have to move the extras to the bunny processor plant, they won't change the taste much.......

[turboplanner]

......but that was too much for Cappy's stomach and so they decided to sub let the runway repairs to

Aroma Runways Inc. who had the expertise, filled main streets and also did the paperwork to rename them "Memorial Drive", which was a nice touch.

The following week CT dragged out his Electric Drifter.............

[CT9000]

4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......but that was too much for Cappy's stomach and so they decided to sub let the runway repairs to

Aroma Runways Inc. who had the expertise, filled main streets and also did the paperwork to rename them "Memorial Drive", which was a nice touch.

The following week CT dragged out his Electric Drifter.............

......charged up by the fumes from the rotting bodies........

[Captain]

22 minutes ago, CT9000 said:

......charged up by the fumes from the rotting bodies........

..... for which he was nominated for the Chris Bowen Environmental Award (the CBEA) for methane and pong reduction, which assisted the DG EPA to meet its goals & quotas of .....

Edited November 24, 2022 by Captain

[CT9000]

1 hour ago, Captain said:

..... for which he was nominated for the Chris Bowen Environmental Award (the CBEA) for methane and pong reduction, which assisted the DG EPA to meet its goals & quotas of .....

.......a totally carbon neutral airport. Most of these gains in carbon credits was achieved by using the old D6 Cat to fertilize the grounds by dozing in the local greenies.........

[turboplanner]

..........but when one escaped it told all the others and the greenies went and annoyed the meat producers.

There they met their match...........................

[CT9000]

11 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

..........but when one escaped it told all the others and the greenies went and annoyed the meat producers.

There they met their match...........................

......'coz the old D6 belches so much smoke no one can see to escape.......

[Captain]

12 minutes ago, CT9000 said:

......'coz the old D6 belches so much smoke no one can see to escape.......

......, but then the CT, helped by UN (Not THE UN, just CT's mate UN) & encouraged by the DG Department of Environment, decided to adopt carbon, methane and pong sequestration and the first sequestration holes were drilled below the Regional Airport, such that the gasses were injected back into the region from which they came .......... an ideal and very efficient practice ................ except that..........

Edited November 25, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....this particular region was known for its gas reserves. The problem was that wen these gases were mixe in with those there was a reaction which nobody expected and..........

[Captain]

43 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....this particular region was known for its gas reserves. The problem was that wen these gases were mixe in with those there was a reaction which nobody expected and..........

..... 15 minutes after they started pumping, Jimmy Hoffa popped up from under the piano keys on 18, which was the 1st runway to have been poured.

 

Jimmy was one thing, but when Tony Soprano and Frank Sinatra, then Harold Holt popped up next it became the subject of ......

Edited November 25, 2022 by Captain

[onetrack]

.....intense speculation as to what was causing these supernatural events, centred on DG. The internet and social media was soon right onto it. "DG, being centred right at the confluence of the 5 Rivers, has energised the power of flowing water and the earths magnetism, to produce this special place where resurrection happens regularly!" said one well-known social influencer, who went by the handle of "magic unicorn".

 

"Very soon we'll see unicorns flying over this airport, along with the flying pigs that have long been promised to us, and this will usher in the new Age of.................

[CT9000]

7 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... 15 minutes after they started pumping, Jimmy Hoffa popped up from under the piano keys on 18, which was the 1st runway to have been poured.

 

Jimmy was one thing, but when Tony Soprano and Frank Sinatra, then Harold Holt popped up next it became the subject of ......

.....an enquiry because a displaced threshold may make the runway non compliant..../  

[Captain]

17 minutes ago, onetrack said:

"Very soon we'll see unicorns flying over this airport, along with the flying pigs that have long been promised to us, and this will usher in the new Age of...........

..... DG being the centre of world Zombie activity.

 

Then it was realised that CT had built DG International's runways in the shape of a cross which had concentrated all the spooky stuff right where he had buried 90% of the Mafia's body disposals since 1940 (what a ct).

 

"I know" said CT to UN "I'll whack in another parallel runway that will surely despook the joint".

 

"but that might make things even worse" postulated bull who knew a lot about Zombies and Werewolves because he mixed regularly with ....... 

Edited November 25, 2022 by Captain