The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

19 minutes ago, Captain said:

 

Turbo was wrapped with the security video and commenced a rewrite of the musical as a ghost writer for Andrew L W.

Turbo also ghosts for Prince Andrew (erky perky) but that is another sick & sad story .................... that the NES needs to pick up on soon.

Edited December 5, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....started making cat noises.

The cats, which knew a cat noise when they heard it smelt a rat and....

[onetrack]

......they all retreated and hid tightly under the furniture and fittings, thus requiring a call to the Fire Brigade to extract the stuck cats. When the Firies arrived, Ahlox was leading the team. He quickly took in the scene - the protesters imitating cats, the cat farm layout imitating a feedlot, the cat steaks imitating proper steaks - and even the cat farm owner imitating Santa Claus, so he could hide from any scrutiny. After all, it wasn't at all common to find a Santa dishing out............

[Captain]

1 hour ago, onetrack said:

After all, it wasn't at all common to find a Santa dishing out..........

......... favors on Epstein Island ................................................................................... or was it?

 

One of the other guests asked Tinky "Are you Prince Andrew, as you have a regal bearing and the magical haughtiness of royalty?"

 

"Heck no" replied Turbs "That's a used Timken bearing off an Evinrude that I blew up back on page 206, and I am the great Turgid Plonker, a naughty aeronautophile extraordinaire, from the dutchy of Moorabbin in the land of Daniel the Great, the CPP inspired People's Republic of Mextoria."

 

"Geeeez you are a bit of a looker, so how about we ................

Edited December 6, 2022 by Captain

[Captain]

Legal Clarification Statement ..... as another aside ..... Speaking of Epstein Island & in an attempt to offset any claims of a clash of interest, Cappy needs to confess to all NESers that he has struck up a prison romance with Ghislane Maxwell, as Cappy thinks she is hot and dreams about her when he is not on Wreck Flying much of the night.

 

Ghislane has expressed love for Cappy and hopefully he can get her released before she is snuffed out by the Killery C machine.

 

Cappy is negotiating for a monitored release around either Kapooka or Liechtenstein, as Cappy reckons that there is nothing yummier than a woman in an ankle bracelet.

 

 

GHISLANE SENT CAPPY THE BELOW PHOTO FROM THE PRISON MESS ROOM PARTY

Edited December 6, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

. .....other than the visitor seen with Turbo in the background. She's an undercover CIA AGent and helped Turbo uncover tricky codes for the rest of the night.

 

However this is an aviation site as Cappy would do well to remember, he has significantly let out the secret that he has been night flying most nights [bonus Avref].  As we know Cappy was taught to fly by Biggles, and along with Algy, Cappy learnt to formate on the red hot exhaust of Biggles on the blackest of nights. Foxhunter was too young to be taught and Ahlox, who could have, was a shirker just as he is anywhere near a fire. It all ended when one night Wing Commander Jock McInnes Macgregor Pak Poy Turbine caught them at it and the jolly old game was up.   After that Cappy never lost the taste of night flying in the ....................

[Captain]

18 hours ago, turboplanner said:

However this is an aviation site as Cappy would do well to remember, he has significantly let out the secret that he has been night flying most nights [bonus Avref].  As we know Cappy was taught to fly by Biggles, and along with Algy, Cappy learnt to formate on the red hot exhaust of Biggles on the blackest of nights. Foxhunter was too young to be taught and Ahlox, who could have, was a shirker just as he is anywhere near a fire. It all ended when one night Wing Commander Jock McInnes Macgregor Pak Poy Turbine caught them at it and the jolly old game was up.   After that Cappy never lost the taste of night flying in the ....................

..... captivating period between "The time between the end of evening civil twilight and the beginning of morning civil twilight" which Cappy finds bewitching.

 

He particularly loves it on new moon nights when he has no visual horizon reference and wishes that he had arranged for his AH to have been fixed.

 

But that adds to the fun & the derring do.

 

The "The time between the end of evening civil twilight and the beginning of morning civil twilight." all sounds a little bit too rule based for me" said bull (but without the caps or the punctilliation "as i don't like to be told what to do because I am a rebel without a because and i ......

Edited December 7, 2022 by Captain

[Captain]

20 hours ago, Captain said:

GHISLANE SENT CAPPY THE BELOW PHOTO FROM THE PRISON MESS ROOM PARTY

Looking at the above photo and the subsequent admissions made by Turbo, is he cradling the breast of the CIA operative, and did he get luckier than he has been for the past 3 decades?

[onetrack]

.....am a tasmanian and tasmanians operate under different rules, because we are a separate land mass to the rest of australia, so we can tell the rest of australia to get stuffed ... so there"

 

It was on one of those new moon nights that Cappy decided it was time to conduct another one of his exciting flights between the end of evening civil twilight and the beginning of morning civil twilight, and without a working AH and with no horizon visible, so he could visit another one of his favourite and glamorous lovers (the numbers of which were unknown by now, as even Cappy had lost count) - which lover also just happened to reside in Tasmania.

Cappy picked this time to fly and visit, as he was well known for working at his best in the dark, and especially when husbands were away, and wives were left unattended. Just the simple mention of unattended wives made Cappy itch to get into........

[Captain]

19 minutes ago, onetrack said:

Cappy picked this time to fly and visit, as he was well known for working at his best in the dark, and especially when husbands were away, and wives were left unattended. Just the simple mention of unattended wives made Cappy itch to get into........

...... his local clinic to get that itch treated, before it was time to visit the next .......

[turboplanner]

1 hour ago, Captain said:

Looking at the above photo and the subsequent admissions made by Turbo, is he cradling the breast of the CIA operative, and did he get luckier than he has been for the past 3 decades?

.........secret location in the dark. It made night VFR  difficult but he had an infrared camera and every mile or so he'd hold it up and look through the viewfinder. Eventually he found the retreat and did a shortfield landing then trudge through the grass to the lodge had a shower and went to bed. Half an hour later he heard panting and felt a hot breath on his neck.............

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........secret location in the dark. It made night VFR  difficult but he had an infrared camera and every mile or so he'd hold it up and look through the viewfinder. Eventually he found the retreat and did a shortfield landing then trudge through the grass to the lodge had a shower and went to bed. Half an hour later he heard panting and felt a hot breath on his neck.............

...... , and there, lo and behold, was a delegation of Planey, Facty and Old K who had come to ask Turbo for some aviation advice and some guidance on how to moderate .......

[turboplanner]

........their ADSB Outs which were sending out uncommanded [avref] profane words. There was a scuffling sound outside and Turbo jumped out and grabbed.....bull who had been listening in but was too scared to ask a question. Eventually he managed to get out "Will ADSB - 3 with a Viewpoint 4 keep you separated from other traffic if you're legally blind?" As this was a normal type of question on WF, no one batted an eye but Tubo said "Not in a Drifter because................................"

Edited December 7, 2022 by turboplanner

[Captain]

21 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

 .....from other traffic if you're legally blind?" .................................. Tubo said "Not in a Drifter because.................

........ you'd have to be blind to consider owning one."

 

This caused quite a ruckus as all other NESers are multi-planeal and are supporters of all types of aircraft, so we all love Drifters and other raggers and tubers.

 

you simply can't say stuff like that turbo you clot said bull, and he was quite indigunent.

 

"I second what our leader, bull, has had to say on this issue" said CT, who then gave a quick dissertation, only 2000 words, on the benefits of the CT Super aircraft and the principals of recent Flight Design empennage developments, plus 15 minutes on the delights of DG (you could tell that he has a rural lifestyle subdivision being planned).

 

"I just always oppose every crass thing that Turbo utters" said Onetrack, giving Turdy the 1 finger salute.

 

"I don't agree with what he said, but I defend his right to say it, even though it should get him another ban" added Cappy, always loyal to a fault (and the TP sure has lots of faults) to his best and long-term mate.

 

"OK" responded Turbo "But .............

Edited December 7, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

".........you yourself need sin binning because bull is not First Nation; in fact I know for a fact he has never met Pauline Hanson."

At this there was silence, because they all knew what happens when you upset Pauline when she's got a hotcage full of chips. Many people bear the scars.

CT withdrew his secondingas the scrotum shrank in fear of being Paulined.

"Who's  Tubo?" asked bull, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. There had been a shady looking character hanging around the hangars all week in an old fire suit, and someone said "That must have been him" and........

[bull]

21 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

".........you yourself need sin binning because bull is not First Nation; in fact I know for a fact he has never met Pauline Hanson."

At this there was silence, because they all knew what happens when you upset Pauline when she's got a hotcage full of chips. Many people bear the scars.

CT withdrew his secondingas the scrotum shrank in fear of being Paulined.

"Who's  Tubo?" asked bull, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. There had been a shady looking character hanging around the hangars all week in an old fire suit, and someone said "That must have been him" and........

Your info about Bull is incorrect about meeting Pauline,,,,

[Captain]

3 hours ago, bull said:

Your info about Bull is incorrect about meeting Pauline,,,,

.... however the ever eagle eyed Cappy said "That can't be bull, as there are capital letters on that T shirt and Pauline looks a little  .....

[onetrack]

....the worse for wear, as it's obvious bull has a penchant for rangas, and he's just given Pauline the biggest..........

[turboplanner]

........surprise for the year when he said "I'll vote for you but you have to get approval through Parliament for the new model Tyro to be imported with its Blue Head Turbo motor."

While every vote counts for Pauline, you can see she's not quite sure what she has to vote for, and in fact whether she should really be at this function or .................

[Captain]

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........surprise for the year when he said "I'll vote for you but you have to get approval through Parliament for the new model Tyro to be imported with its Blue Head Turbo motor."

While every vote counts for Pauline, you can see she's not quite sure what she has to vote for, and in fact whether she should really be at this function or .................

........ whether a blue head can actually be turbo-charged.

 

"Excuse me" said Pauline "So should I call Ralph Sarich or Will Hagan or the Turgid Plonker for technical advice?".

 

"I think the Plonker is the way to go" replied her chief advisor "As he has experience at all levels of motorsport and the transport industry, plus he is pretty partial to rangas and could take you for a spin in his Vette, before he tries to get into your ...... 

Edited December 7, 2022 by Captain

[Captain]

9 hours ago, onetrack said:

........ penchant .........

Cappy notes the use of this word by 1Root. The tone and class of the NES has certainly been elevated since Onesie threw his hat into the NES ring.

[bull]

4 hours ago, Captain said:

........ whether a blue head can actually be turbo-charged.

 

"Excuse me" said Pauline "So should I call Ralph Sarich or Will Hagan or the Turgid Plonker for technical advice?".

 

"I think the Plonker is the way to go" replied her chief advisor "As he has experience at all levels of motorsport and the transport industry, plus he is pretty partial to rangas and could take you for a spin in his Vette, before he tries to get into your ...... 

.party. Now Bull was a bit...........

[turboplanner]

....of a lad in his younger days; one Saturday night he crawled up a vehandah post fo the Bone Gandview Hotel  climed to the top of the roof and played jazz for three house on his saxophone.

No one has ever been able to prove anything but by the middle of next week  the Bone RSL had a couple of notices up; "Rochelle is unable to cook for the next couple of nights becaise she is unwell" and Mr Bull (sic) has been bared from this erstablishmnt until further notice due to two incidenses last Saturday night.

Signed: Wilfred Coburn, Manager, ..............

[bull]

10 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....of a lad in his younger days; one Saturday night he crawled up a vehandah post fo the Bone Gandview Hotel  climed to the top of the roof and played jazz for three house on his saxophone.

No one has ever been able to prove anything but by the middle of next week  the Bone RSL had a couple of notices up; "Rochelle is unable to cook for the next couple of nights becaise she is unwell" and Mr Bull (sic) has been bared from this erstablishmnt until further notice due to two incidenses last Saturday night.

Signed: Wilfred Coburn, Manager, ..............

.and this notice was soon put up on the board with the other 300 restrictions placed apon old Bull.  Now Mavis and her besty gladis thought that it was a bit harsh and wanted to.............

[Captain]

49 minutes ago, bull said:

.and this notice was soon put up on the board with the other 300 restrictions placed apon old Bull.  Now Mavis and her besty gladis thought that it was a bit harsh and wanted to.............

..... show old bull (let's walk down slowly and do 'em all etc) some of the favours for which the Bone CWA (and the ingham Netball Club ........ please don't ask me how I know) had become famous/infamous depending on your .........

Edited December 8, 2022 by Captain