The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.......its novel use of Kyber Space in which the Kybers commnunicated and sang curry songs and...................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, bull said:

..the entertainment  in the Kyber became world known for...

...... bad Indian and Pakistani accents and general cultural misappropriation (which would never be acceptable on Wreck Flying) that ended up with Turbo painting a red sniper spot on his forehead and ..........

[Captain]

Ohhhhh Bugger. Turbo & Cappy have posted simultaneously again.

[Captain]

2 minutes ago, Captain said:

...... bad Indian and Pakistani accents and general cultural misappropriation (which would never be acceptable on Wreck Flying) that ended up with Turbo painting a red sniper spot on his forehead and ..........

 

3 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......its novel use of Kyber Space in which the Kybers commnunicated and sang curry songs and...................

..... dressed in semi see-through saris that made them look like ........

Edited December 13, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

Loxie on a Saturday night at the BoB.

Loxie had become restless training new fairies on how to hold a hose, how to turn a tap on, how to start a pump and which direction to point the hose nozzle. His team was doing quite well regular getting high 35%s for the tests, but he was restless, and one day he decided to add Water Bombers to the fleet. He decided on ................

[Captain]

18 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Loxie on a Saturday night at the BoB.

Loxie had become restless training new fairies on how to hold a hose, how to turn a tap on, how to start a pump and which direction to point the hose nozzle. His team was doing quite well regular getting high 35%s for the tests, but he was restless, and one day he decided to add Water Bombers to the fleet. He decided on ................

...... vetoing any proposals from Turbine Corporation in whatever guise it might put itself forward (this is a huge ask to identify them all as Turbine Corp has its tentacles operating on all continents), and as Loxie so often says "It is still only 1925 in Tas & WA, so whatever they offer as a water bomber will still be pulled by horses" so he omitted them from the tender list too.

 

That just left ..........

 

 

A PRELIMINARY PROPOSAL SENT TO LOXIE FROM WA

 

 

AND THE LATEST PROPOSAL FROM TASMANIA .... PHOTO TAKEN IN MID SUMMER.

Edited December 14, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......Kapooka Investments Pty Ltd, which operated out of Grong Grong where the dogs outnumbered the people and...........

 

[Turbo thanks Cappy for showing those photos. He had been engaged in a long and winding WF thread when he pointed out that towing and aircraft to start it was the best alternatove to a flat battery. Some had argued that it depended on the battery type, others, that as long as 3.762 KV existed you could still get it started with 42 AA batteries, while others ridiculed, RIDICULED Turbo and said he didn't know what he was talking about. Col Paxton who was a crop duster  said the others were wrong  and he just got out the rope jumped in the Landcruiser and started his aircraft every time. In fact he said he preferred towing it. Now these pictures emerge, vindicating Turbo. It looks like the horses, at full gallop may have shied when someone yelled at the and the pilot didn't respond fast enough. Accidents will happen. This aircraft btw was the first in the world to have a triangulated tubular stee fueselage. No other aircraft has ever been proven to be stronger.]

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......Kapooka Investments Pty Ltd, which operated out of Grong Grong where the dogs outnumbered the people and........

....... "Doggie Style" meant the range of canine fashion accessories offered by KIPL in their Grong Grong Emporium and Coffee Shop (Est 2022), which meant that ......

[turboplanner]

.....there was a queue each Wednesday when Artchie Smale from Smales Dogwear arrived by from Sydney and started unloading the truck.

There was a dog competition every Friday at lunchtime. These weren't poofy little poodles from the cities but good pig dogs, and they open the school gate just as the kids were leaving their classrooms tunning for the Tuck Shop. First pig dog to get one down was the winner, and handlers had to be quite to pull the dogs off before they choked the kid. Grong Grong kids grew up tough with quite a few strangling at least one pig dog before they graduated. It was .........

[Captain]

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

First pig dog to get one down was the winner, and handlers had to be quite to pull the dogs off before they choked the kid. Grong Grong kids grew up tough with quite a few strangling at least one pig dog before they graduated. It was .........

....... a bit tough on the pig dogs, that was for sure, but it was invaluable training for 2 alternative activities/professions in later life:

• As an AUF pilot needing to take on CASA and the NTSB after flying illegally but entertainingly.
• For a career as a CASA field officer and belting the crap out of hapless AUF pilots via surprise ramp checks.

The fact that both of the above activities meant that all of the grown-up dog stranglers spoke, at least initially, with growls, drooling, and licking themselves, meant that ........

Edited December 15, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.........they often had trouble mixing with girls, particularly when the circling and sniffing started, but many went on to live very happy lives. Jack Black was one of them, growing up in Western NSW on a cattle property, where he could catch a calf from a quad bike at 40 km/hr, throw it, reach into his left back pocket for the ear tagger, then his right for the nutter, and be back on the bike before it rolled to a stop. He then went to Camden where he took a dislike to GA pilots, who were a whimpering mob of girls, and decided he wanted to give them hell so he sat the CASA FoI exam and passed with flying colours, throwing his collar in the air on graduation. He then moved to Longreach where he issued six defect notices on the Qantas 747 before he was transferred to .................

[Captain]

..... the north-east NSW coast where he ripped heads off indiscriminately at the Evans Head fly-in, then ......

[bull]

8 hours ago, Captain said:

..... the north-east NSW coast where he ripped heads off indiscriminately at the Evans Head fly-in, then ......

.unfortunately started licking his balls ,this display did nothing for the reputation of casa and he was fired on the spot. Now this.....

[Captain]

1 hour ago, bull said:

.unfortunately started licking his balls ,this display did nothing for the reputation of casa and he was fired on the spot. Now this.....

...... pointed the digit at all the other lickers in case, and that caused .....

Edited December 15, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

 ..............wholesale resignations at CASA.This in turn caused distress in the CASA hierarchy because the men from Grong Grong were the most efficient in the business. There were never any expensive Court Cases, just a grab by the shoulder an head bang against an empennage, a very clean C&E operation which......

[onetrack]

...technique had developed its origins from Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs modus operandi. The system worked so well, that CASA started to consider "patching" for its operatives, and to foster a "brotherhood" outlook amongst its employees. When the subject of "patching" was put forward though, questions were raised in the following order -

1. Who would do the tattooing? -

2. Who was going to pick the types of tattoos? -

3. What the tattoo symbols were going to be? -

4. What was going to be worn on their corporate jackets? -

5. How was the aviation fraternity going to distinguish between "bikie enforcers", and the real CASA operatives? -

 

The questions were noted as being very good questions, so another Committee was formed, specifically to address the above questions, and also to address the problem of ........

[Captain]

1 hour ago, onetrack said:

...technique had developed its origins from Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs modus operandi. The system worked so well, that CASA started to consider "patching" for its operatives, and to foster a "brotherhood" outlook amongst its employees. When the subject of "patching" was put forward though, questions were raised in the following order -

1. Who would do the tattooing? -

2. Who was going to pick the types of tattoos? -

3. What the tattoo symbols were going to be? -

4. What was going to be worn on their corporate jackets? -

5. How was the aviation fraternity going to distinguish between "bikie enforcers", and the real CASA operatives? -

 

The questions were noted as being very good questions, so another Committee was formed, specifically to address the above questions, and also to address the problem of ........

...... CASA hired a consultant @ $3,000/hr to undertake various relevant calculations (the basis of which will only be made available to a Senate committee after they sign the Confidentiality Agreement) and as a result, "patches" were made (to cement the CASA bad-boy image) in black with white edging and white embroidery that read "1.46784389%er" and below it read "We are more percentage-er that the 1%ers".

 

This patch was then followed by a design for the back of the regulation CASA dust coats that showed a failed flying instructor with a bulbous red nose, no personality and no friends, (who looks a bit like Turbo if you squint), shaking his finger at a distant & dapper fly-boy (modelled from a box brownie pic of 1Root in his younger days) who is giving the CASA person the finger and .......

 

THE BIKIE VERSION OF THE CASA BADGE.

THE CASA BADGE IS MUCH WIDER

Edited December 16, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.................is just about to hit a radio mast.

And embroidered underneath is "We get our man one way or the other".

On one occasion Turbo had been out shark spotting in a Drifter, and on approaching the airfield through the trees as he usually did, at the last minute noticed the dreaded dustcoat getting ready for a ramp check. He managed a steep turn at 6 feet and was heading for a remote part of the runway when the BlueHead turned RedHead.

Using his exceptional skills he .............

 

[Captain]

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

..... when the BlueHead turned RedHead.

Using his exceptional skills he .............

...... relied on muscle memory and did what he has done to every other redhead that has come into his life since WW1 and he ..........

[turboplanner]

......undid it’s four bolts threw it over his left shoulder and heaved it into the sea.

Next......

[Captain]

56 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......undid it’s four bolts threw it over his left shoulder and heaved it into the sea.

Next......

...... , Mavis, who is a member of Wreck Flying in order to monitor this thread so as to stalk TTS, and who was a redhead before she went purple, winced, squirmed and then wriggled + giggled when she thought about what TTS (Turbo-The-Stud, as she has always called him) was doing "unscrewing" 4 (yes four times) bolts and then ......

Edited December 17, 2022 by Captain

[onetrack]

......jumping into the sea with her. Mavis thought this was just great, she really enjoyed swimming, and with Turbo chasing her in the water, this made the swimming even greater fun!

But Turbo wasn't as good a swimmer as Mavis, and with the added handicap of his flying accessories slowing him down, he started to.......

[Captain]

...... go down on ......

[turboplanner]

....each wave, becomeing weaker and weaker, but with a lastbig heave, made it to the beach where ...........

[Captain]

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....each wave, becomeing weaker and weaker, but with a lastbig heave, made it to the beach where ...........

..... he was arrested as a boat person escaping from Vicmanistan.

 

"This ain't the Rio Grande" said the lassie from Border Force "This is Airley Beach and the last thing we need up here is somebody who is a culturally inappropriate Mextorian dressed in a flying suit with a zipper that goes all the way down to his exit chute (avref). And why do you have 5 bars on your epaulettes? We think that, for starters, is a bit of a w............

Edited December 17, 2022 by Captain