The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

....questioned whether what they were watching was true. It was a divided group that...........

[Captain]

5 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....questioned whether what they were watching was true. It was a divided group that...........

..... that were both AC & DC, with some even 3 Phase and the occasional deviant that was CT from DG, but overall they were ......

[turboplanner]

......OK, just a little disturbed by the dance.

CT ..............

[Captain]

10 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......OK, just a little disturbed by the dance.

CT ..............

.... is well known around DG for performing a somewhat similar ritual cross dressed as a rabbit, in order to ....

Edited December 26, 2022 by Captain

[CT9000]

30 minutes ago, Captain said:

.... is well known around DG for performing a somewhat similar ritual cross dressed as a rabbit, in order to ....

......bring the bunnies out to look for the noise so he can run them over with his Harley 'cos of the ammo shop being closed for chrissy hols....

[turboplanner]

....and this got Turbo thinking and he set out for Big River on the Harley hoping to run down a Sambar stag as big as a horse. He......

[Captain]

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....and this got Turbo thinking and he set out for Big River on the Harley hoping to run down a Sambar stag as big as a horse. He......

.... also took a case of 22 crackers and 5 packets of 223s to drop off to CT as a gift from Turbine Ammunition and Assault Weapons PLC ..... and as always, a gift is not a gift from any of the Turbine Corporations, because on the back of the Merry Xmas, Happy New Year & blessed Hanukkah card (containing a picture of Santa on a Cross [Turbo is not really a true believer]) was a note from Turbo (her/she) outlining that in response to the ammo, the CT pledges his 1st borne and all the rabbit pelts (tanned and cleaned noless), and strangely it was already signed and witnessed by Turbo and by the CT (as you can see, Turbo is a dead set thieving CT too).

 

CT wanted some free legal advice so approached the DG Development Corporation and Progress Association to ask .......

Edited December 27, 2022 by Captain

[CT9000]

2 minutes ago, Captain said:

.... also took a case of 22 crackers and 5 packets of 223s to drop off to CT as a gift from Turbine Ammunition and Assault Weapons PLC ..... and as always, a gift is not a gift from any of the Turbine Corporations, as on the back of the Merry Xmas, Happy New Year & blessed Hanaker card was a note from Turbo (her/she) outlining that in response to the ammo, the CT pledges his 1st borne and all the rabbit pelts (tanned and cleaned noless), and strangely it was already signed and witnessed by Turbo and the CT (as you can see, Turbo is a dead set thieving CT too).

 

CT wanted some free legal advice so approached the DG Development Corporation and Progress Association to ask .......

......do you think we could extend the runway turning area a bit? I have possibly got a little more base fill material coming up.....

 

                note unfriendly contract notes can be dealt with.

[turboplanner]

The Mayor, Barry Turbine said yes, so did Cr Aphonse Turbine, Cr Josie Turbine, Cr Ahmed Abdullah Turbine, Cr Wun Tu Mane Turbine, Cr Lachlan McGlaughlin Turbine, Cr Elvis Presley Turbine and Cr Skye Ita Turbine, subject to one condition, that ................

[onetrack]

.....Turbine Aircraft Inc aircraft and company personnel received priority and preferential treatment when it came to landing at DG International, and being processed through DGI ABF facilities.

 

This became a sticking point with the sole opposing vote - namely CT Rabbit Extermination, Explosives, and Ammunition Supplies Inc. CT stood up and said, "If Turbine aircraft and personnel receive favoured treatment over CT REEAS, it will be over my dead body!!"

 

The room went quiet, until Turbo cleared his throat and said, "That can be arranged, and we can also......

[CT9000]

.......all back away quietly whilst we are all still alive.....

[turboplanner]

...... and this was agreed to by a vote of 4-3 with the Mayor abstaining.

Turbo wasn't quite sure how he'd got here from Flinders island, and now he had to go back and get is electric Drifter to ..............

[CT9000]

......charge up a bit. Ready for the long trip would require several extension leads, the heavy duty type, say 200 amps. how much do they weigh?.....

[turboplanner]

.... Turbo was inclined to say, put a post on WF, but he had just been traumatised, traumatised badly by the amount of information required just to climb a ladder and pour a jerry can of fuel into a fuel tank, so he was more inclined to say "2.5 kg" and hope CT wouldn't notice, but instead ............

[onetrack]

......, as soon as Turbo stated "2.5kg", CT was on the phone to his electrical supplier, ordering "406 kms of 2-strand, 600V cable! - and hurry up with the delivery!"

(NES readers should note: It's 406kms or 205 air miles from DG to FI. However, electrical cable can't be ordered in NM lengths, so CT had to do a quick conversion).

As almost an afterthought, CT added, "And two 32A plugs, too, while you're at it!". After a couple of minutes of holding the line, the electrical supplier came back with the bad news - demand for 600V extension leads had rocketed since the word got out that electric power was going to become "de rigeur" as motive power. Many people had decided they weren't going to miss out, when demand hit a peak for long extension cords, so they'd got in early.

 

Turbo became depressed. This wasn't the news he wanted to hear. It was starting to look like the.......

[bull]

On 26/12/2022 at 2:54 PM, CT9000 said:

......meanwhile all this talk of frivolity on the islands raised a thought about the outcome of inbreeding like what happened down on that larger island down south. You all know the place called Taswhatsit or something. The place where the V8 engine was invented (two heads). Any way in breeding might be a great idea to align the process involved for regulation reform, to control all those idiots wanting to fly those dangerous home  made Ornithopters (avref)....... 

Your not wrong , i had only lived there for 2 years and already had a head growth removed ,,[check the scar]

[Captain]

19 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.... the production of Turbine Kangaroo Scrotums ...... ...... Turbo hired an Africaaner who'd had a job as a scrotum collector .....

News Flash - bull is wrongfully inspired by Turbo's above post and decides to make a contribution.

 

NES brought to a halt as bull posts a picture of where he had his removed to send to TKS.

 

Many members of the bone cwa consider self-harm.

 

Turbo regrets the damage that his inspirational posts have caused but is leaving his intact.

 

1 hour ago, bull said:

 

Edited December 27, 2022 by Captain

[Captain]

13 hours ago, CT9000 said:

..... we could extend the runway turning area a bit? .....

2nd News Flash - CT proposes the world's first bent runway.

 

When asked he said "I understand that tricycle aircraft have trouble turning corners at speed but that tail dragers often do that naturally. We at DG International pride ourselves on being ahead of the game and now that the 380 has been dumped, we are designing for the next group of long distance tailwheal jumbos"

 

Chris Bowen hailed CT as the Elon Musk of Strayya and invited him to chair the New Energy Council .

[turboplanner]

"..........but only for the upper end of RA." The RA fraternity, notorious for picking up any tiny anomaly in the context, format, spelling, grammar,date, pronunciation, enunciaton, meter, and hairstyle of the speaker gave it only a lukewarm tick of approval, until one, "Aileron" from Uzbekistan commented that bent runways would reduce RA runway excursions by 50% and the press raced for their filing places. What CT hadn't counted on though was the Grandad syndrome where 30% couldn't bring themselves to do something different, and the first bent runway had a 100% increase in people at WOT running straight ahead at the curve; they killed 1,000 rabbits at DG in the first month and..........

[Captain]

53 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

What CT hadn't counted on though was the Grandad syndrome where 30% couldn't bring themselves to do something different, and the first bent runway had a 100% increase in people at WOT running straight ahead at the curve; they killed 1,000 rabbits at DG in the first month and..........

...... Turbo was employed to teach all AUF members his speedway skills.

 

For those whipper snippers in the NES audience, Speedway is a last century event that nobody is interested to attend any more, where the audience paid good money to sits drinking sugary liquid or VB and eating some sort of food that has been fried to within an inch of its life, while being pelted with rocks and covered in dust plus sometimes also inundated with soil soaked in old carcinogenic sump oil.

 

The result is that trike undercarriage AUF aircraft could be slid around the DG runway corner like Al Unser in his Offy, while tail dragger pilots were taught to only ground loop to the left.

 

"We are also about to introduce 2-way operations for AUF aircraft at DG International, just to add a bit more interest" said CT (what a ct) "And it will have a similar effect to the old figure 8 demolition derbies".

 

Turbo loved it and quickly cornered (DGInternationalref) the market in ......

Edited December 27, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....teaching the "Controlled Slide without the use of aileron".

AS Turbo had expected 93% of students after one day's tuition said "Stuff flying, can you turn this into an oval, and we'll keep going."

 

And so the DG International Speedway was born, and soon Darraweit Guim was a name which echoed around the world.

 

At the Knoxville Nationals, drivers would come up and ask, "Have y'all raced at DG?" and if you said no, you were NOBODY>

 

Before long..............

 

Country Speedway Victoria 2021 in the little town od Darraweit Guim - Hume Freeway parking 30 km each way.

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

Before long..............

..... the Darraweit Guim local garage became the REPCO of the 21st century, supplying engines for Formula One, knocking back a buyout from Red Bull in a JV with Mercedes, and opening stores across OZ, including the takeover of Supercheap and Auto One. They even (wisely) rejected a merger offer from Turbine Motorsport (who controlled Speedway, the World Endurance Championship, Supercars and NASCAR).

 

Soon Darraweit Guim became a household name (people even named their houses "Darraweit Guim" using those old house name signs with the mirror lettering and olde worlde lettering) and in the world of motorsport, they took over the FIM and the FIA (plus somebody threw AOPA in with one of the deals) but nobody really knew what it was ("Who is "Darrell White" and why is he so grim?" some were heard to ask) nor how to spell it correctly and the name was butchered by accidentally changing it to ..........

Edited December 28, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.............Darrell Whyte Glen, before the Yelpa Yelpa tribe from Gunerong, NSW claimed the area as their own prohibiting any motor sport activity. Aunty Brenda Stevens explained "This was our holiday area for 300,000 years. We came down each year for the Bunny Festival from the Dreamtime when the Big Bunny floated down the Muddy (formerly Murray) River and rested here, breeding and dancing. "A likely story" said CT and let a barrel go, and Auntie took off back to NSW in her Mustang as fast as it would go. CT found the original Darraweit Guim on the front of the old post office and they quickly pegged a claim and Put up a notice preventing anyone, especially free campers renaming it again. and welcoming aviators and motor sport derivitives who .....................

 

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

CT found the original Darraweit Guim on the front of the old post office and they quickly pegged a claim and Put up a notice preventing anyone, especially free campers renaming it again. and welcoming aviators and motor sport derivitives who .......

....... don't have too many placed to go these days.

 

But then CT received a registered letter which again outlined the precious historic significance of the area to the Yelpa Yelpa (respects etc) and the fact that the religious connotations of the 5 rivers and of the Rainbow Bunny which drank from each stream, meant that the Yelpa elders would do whatever it takes to fight all the way to the Supreme Court and to the House of Lords (even though they are aware that Turbo had been elevated to the HOL in 2010).

 

Various Aunties and Uncles appeared on the ABC and in the Turnbull Times to make it absolutely clear to the Australian people as to the sacred preciousness of the DG region and also of the sacred burial mounds spread throughout the area.

 

Basically the entire area is so meaningful to the Yelpa and is akin to how Jerusalem is to the Christians, Jews and Muslims, and as a result the Aussie people spoke in hushed tones about DG.

 

However the Yelpa then wrote a separate letter to the DG Progress Association to again make the point about the uniqueness and preciousness of the area ........... but if the DGPA and DG International Airport & Container Terminal (the DGI&CT) would pay a reasonable annual license fee to the Yelpa then the entire joint could be bulldozed in whatever way the DGPA felt fit.

 

This made the Yelpa ............

Edited December 28, 2022 by Captain

[onetrack]

.......look very monetary-gain oriented, which aroused an uproar from other tribes in the region, who hadn't yet seen any commercial gain in their Native Titles.

 

"You Yelpa people make all us blackfellas look like the worst corporate greed and land development operators!", cried Johnny Wululu, of the adjoining Warrlakk tribal group. "Next thing, you'll be asking for 25 new Toyota Landcruisers, every time the DGI&CT want to erect a new building!"

 

"Dat's not true!", said Brenda. "I'm going to see our lawyers, and lodge a lawsuit against your tribal group for defamation and slander and racist claims!"

 

"Bring it on!", yelled out Johnny, who by now was getting a little rattled, and waving a handful of spears around. "We got better lawyers than any Yelpa mob can find! - and besides.........