The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.....Cool Aid.  bull and Cappy talked about manufacturing various unctions for hours, and Turbo told them of the time Red Bull asked for his help in naming a soft drink called at the time "Fizzy Fun." Turbo had flown in to the Alps in the Challenger, luckily missing the more tricky peaks. and sat down looking at the existing advertising including Coca Cola's "Pepsi gives you Wind!"

He was able to quickly give Red Bull a winner phrase, tap the executives on the shoulder and wing his way out. for a cool $3 million fee.

Eventually someone suggested they should all go for a formation flight in the rag and tube fleet, and ...................

[bull]

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1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.....Cool Aid.  bull and Cappy talked about manufacturing various unctions for hours, and Turbo told them of the time Red Bull asked for his help in naming a soft drink called at the time "Fizzy Fun." Turbo had flown in to the Alps in the Challenger, luckily missing the more tricky peaks. and sat down looking at the existing advertising including Coca Cola's "Pepsi gives you Wind!"

He was able to quickly give Red Bull a winner phrase, tap the executives on the shoulder and wing his way out. for a cool $3 million fee.

Eventually someone suggested they should all go for a formation flight in the rag and tube fleet, and ...................

.that was when the legend was born! The stories of the unpunctuated flights he did in his trusty gemini are legendary,one of the most told was when he...............

[Captain]

15 hours ago, bull said:

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.that was when the legend was born! The stories of the unpunctuated flights he did in his trusty gemini are legendary,one of the most told was when he...............

..... bravely flew (avref) without parentheses yet still (avref) was able to .....

[turboplanner]

.................do those wingovers while eating his lunch,  and short-field landings missing all the cow pats let alone stumps. He is also one of the few who has flown under the Deloraine Bridge northern span dragging his undercarriage through that bush.

 

When someone asked him why he didn't just fly through the main span, he said "what main span?"

 

His flying was an art form. At the 2021 Agfest at Carrick he is said to have flown under a John Deere tractor, and the year before ................................

 

 

[Captain]

......... under the combs of a New Holland header.

 

Bull, ever the showman, had marketed that stunt as ...... cum see bull and his head (er) job ...... but without the brackets of course.

 

The crowd was huge and to make it more thrilling for the masses, bull asked for the comb to be lowered to a point where the crowd were sure that he would ......

Edited December 31, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

......get pricked or even finish up in the chick pea screens and they NES readers are set lower than a ......

 

[Captain]

8 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......get pricked or even finish up in the chick pea screens and they, dear NES readers, are set lower than a ......

 

...... snake's a........

Edited December 31, 2022 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....ssymetric track under the grass.

No matter what challenges they threw at bull, he cut through the pain and delivered until one day, OneTrack, used to all the shifty tricks in the WA mining industry threw a curve. It was ...........

[Captain]

4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....ssymetric track under the grass.

No matter what challenges they threw at bull, he cut through the pain and delivered until one day, OneTrack, used to all the shifty tricks in the WA mining industry threw a curve. It was ...........

.... a bold and particularly WA-ish suggestion that Onesie had taken directly from The Twigster, but the way 1Root constructed, manipulted and then stated it had even more meaning and curvishness, and that was that bull should also stick his .....

Edited January 1, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....remove the floor panel and take his cargo pants off. This was the real deal; bull now had skin in the game, especially in that terrible red gravel area of WA where individual stones seem to be able to reach up and grab one of your .............................

[onetrack]

.....control linkages and make them bind, thereby making the aerobatics manoeuvres even more exciting, thanks to the delayed response of the corrections to all the control surfaces, caused by the binding.

 

However, Turbo was totally unfazed by such trifling things as sluggish controls. After all, he learnt to fly using wing-warping aircraft, and then progressed to steering wheels, and the various other early control systems that were like stirring a Christmas trifle with a fork, when it came to control feel.

 

In fact, it was during one of Turbos high speed dives (to get away from pursuing enemy aircraft, of course), that Turbo suddenly found that.........

[turboplanner]

.........it was quicker just to sit the aircraft up on its tail and let it fall backwards onto any bearing it wished, this making it very hard for a pursuing pilot to use logic about what Turbo was doing. It helped to have about six alternates in the flight plan, and it was rare that he would ever see the pursuing aircraft again, particularly the Vicpol helicopters because they ..................

[Captain]

..... did not appreciate that it was Turdboy who did all of the flying (avref) and aerial (avref) choreography in the latest Top Gun movie ........ and has now been retained for those functions in the next 3 sequels plus will pocket 10% of the gross.

 

Turbo and Tom have been mates ever since "Turbo is my buddy" said Tom in a rich american accent, and they are like .......

 

Postscript- Turbo was presented with the F14 that was used in the 2 man escape sequence as Turbs was the only one with the skills to pull that off.  That aircraft is now in his pool room. 

Edited January 1, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....twins except that Turbo is the tall one and Tom is the shortass, and Tom keeps pestering Turbo to teach him how to do the "COBRA" where you can take out a MiG just by breathing on it, or .........

[Captain]

..... Tom also wants Turbo to take up the position of Chief Poobah Scientologist for the Sth Pacific and Indian Oceans, a role that Tubb has been using the NES to .....

[onetrack]

....promote Scientology for Pilots, so they can all end up fearless aerobatic fighter types (just like Tom) - and to that end, Turbo has started the Scientology Flying School of Top Gun Pilots, whereby all graduates need to fork out a minimum of $150,000 to become a STGP - and those who do not reach the high standards set, and who fail the course of instruction, will be then followed and tracked and harrassed and sued, until they abjectly apologise to Turbo and Tom for having wasted their time - and they will then have to pay another $150,000 to be released from the training curse ... errr, course, and then they will also need to.........

[turboplanner]

.......enlist in the $150,000 "First Steps in Scientology." which explains the wonderful stories of how Jesus was really a Rocket Scientist, just born too soon and the reason he disappeared was a rogue misfire, and in Module 2 that Einstein was actually a shepherd from Aswan, who was good at conning people, followed by ...........

[Captain]

..... bull being selected, due to his status in the lmbtq community, to be the central player for the 1st male virgin birth. 

 

will it hurt asked bull.

 

Tom & Turbo, who were still as thick as thieves, decided to film it to include it in their upcoming ....

Edited January 1, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....bio "The Odder Couple", which includes the amazing scene from .........................

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....bio "The Odder Couple", which includes the amazing scene from .........................

.... Blazing Saddles, where Tom rolled onto one cheek and Turbo followed through when he .....

[turboplanner]

.......let go with a whistler that took out half of Yosemite National Park and.....

[Captain]

..... even made it all the way across Bass Strait, where it killed several people and adversely affected bull's search for an lbtqrz gay male midwife, who could .....

[bull]

28 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......let go with a whistler that took out half of Yosemite National Park and.....

.a national emergency was declared! The national guard was mobilised and started heading towards Turdo,s location with full HAZMAT suits and...............

[turboplanner]

.......[Cappy] cook dinner and [bull] holding fire hoses at the ready. The national guard consisted of a platoon of Dad's Air Force, a group of volunteers who hadn't yet finished giving to their community whether the community wanted it or not and were expert at giving it to CASA, Airservices (which they called CASA), ATSB (which they called Casa), the Federal Government and in some cases by accident State goverments, The National Parks Wardens, and Lollipop Ladies.

They lined up neatly on the road to the screech of brakes from a Kenworth W900 as the driver who hadn't slept for three weeks tried to save their lives.

They neatly formated into three rows, right turned and then the Officer made his mistake by ordering "BY THE RIGHT; QUICK MARCH!" Half of them dressed to the right, the other half stepped out with their right foot. The column quickly resembled a caterpillar; Dad's Air Force was on the move. The destination was .........................

[bull]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......[Cappy] cook dinner and [bull] holding fire hoses at the ready. The national guard consisted of a platoon of Dad's Air Force, a group of volunteers who hadn't yet finished giving to their community whether the community wanted it or not and were expert at giving it to CASA, Airservices (which they called CASA), ATSB (which they called Casa), the Federal Government and in some cases by accident State goverments, The National Parks Wardens, and Lollipop Ladies.

They lined up neatly on the road to the screech of brakes from a Kenworth W900 as the driver who hadn't slept for three weeks tried to save their lives.

They neatly formated into three rows, right turned and then the Officer made his mistake by ordering "BY THE RIGHT; QUICK MARCH!" Half of them dressed to the right, the other half stepped out with their right foot. The column quickly resembled a caterpillar; Dad's Air Force was on the move. The destination was .........................

......never discovered for after turdo,s whistler had asphyxiated half the population the "danger"was still very high with the highly explosive fumes still thick in the air one of the "old national guard [Who looked a lot like Ahlocks]  decided to start up his thruster and his grounding of his "earth wire" [sort of avref]  was not the best and fired off a group of sparks. The following blast caused................

Edited January 2, 2023 by bull