The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

29 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

soft cushion behind him.

This makes his Chinese minders snigger in Mandarin, and they've started to play practical jokes on him, leading to the famous ................

..... "Cappy is Crappy" joke that went the rounds of TicTok and received 2 Likes and 246,000 Agrees.

 

But this is where the just 1Root and bull stepped in due to their inaliable loyalty and close friendship with The Rat (Planey also stepped up to the plate, even if it was a detonation plate).

 

bull was the 1st to take on the Chinese, as bulls punctuation is identical to that used in mandarin, and since his operation bull sounds a bit like a cross between Chairman Mao, Ho Chi Kim and Madam Wang at his local chinese knock-shop, so he .....

Edited January 5, 2023 by Captain

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

This makes his Chinese minders snigger in Mandarin

EDITORIAL - Because Turbo is never wrong and he owns Turbine Translations Inc, who undertake the translation contract services at the UN, the G20 & at Davos, Cappy was fascinated that Turbo has obviously identified "sniggering" as language dependent.

 

Ratty is therefore now investigating this further to determine what is the difference in sniggering between the Mandarin, Cantonese, Wu, Hakka, Gan, Hokkien, Xiang and Takeaway Chinese dialects. 

Edited January 5, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

Eddie wacker here, this is my first post slow please goesy on me. I'm from Ohio.

Doe he mean he sniffled (sneezed) eating a Mandarin? darn forgot to finish in the middle off a sentence, never l...............................................

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Eddie wacker here, this is my first post slow please goesy on me. I'm from Ohio.

Doe he mean he sniffled (sneezed) eating a Mandarin? darn forgot to finish in the middle off a sentence, never l...............................................

Welcome Ed.

 

There are a few others on here who exhibit your family name, and is it true that to Yoda related perhaps are you?

 

But Ratty knew that to Turbo Edward a cousin may be.

 

That is because .......

Edited January 5, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

...........he could be a member of the famous Wacker family of aerobatic fame in the 1930s. Three generations, all augered in when they got into a spin the same way. The grandfather had taught the son and grandson.

 

It was tragic .......................................

[Captain]

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

...........he could be a member of the famous Wacker family of aerobatic fame in the 1930s. Three generations, all augered in when they got into a spin the same way. The grandfather had taught the son and grandson.

 

It was tragic .......................................

...... but as an effective cleansing of the Wacker gene pool, it was ......

[turboplanner]

......a failure because the Wackers bred like rabbits and emigrated to all parts of the world including Australia, and these days impart their wisdom on ...............

[Captain]

7 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......a failure because the Wackers bred like rabbits and emigrated to all parts of the world including Australia, and these days impart their wisdom on ...............

..... the ABC, the Turnbull Times, Channel 9 News, the Incidents and Accidents forum page, the Freightliner Owners Forum and as part of the  .....

[turboplanner]

.....Young Socials (They wanted to attract more members and then indoctrinate tham rather than admit Socialism) where the youngest member was 82 and freqiently posted on social media as ..................

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....Young Socials (They wanted to attract more members and then indoctrinate tham rather than admit Socialism) where the youngest member was 82 and freqiently posted on social media as ..................

..... "turboplanner", a name that they lifted from the owner & CEO of Turbine Industries (A corporation with hundreds of subsidiaries), which also is (or was) the T in FTX and "a"s & the "e"s in Alameda Research also come from those very letters within his name "turboplanner".

 

(Rumor has it that Turbo also spent time in the Bermuda penthouse commune and that he was "very close" to Caroline Ellison who had a crush on him).

 

Turbo called last night, and I could hear his ankle bracelet buzzing when he said, "I didn't know, I just made an innocent mistake, help me please Ratso".

 

Based on that assurance I have decided to take his case and will be posting on the NES from California for the next few months as US Courts love it when a QC appears before them (and bull has taken the brief as my instructing solicitor, while Onesie is also keen to help as Turbo's .........

 

 

CAROLINE WITH SOME BLOKE THAT IS REPORTED TO BE ONE OF HER MAIN SQUEEZES.

THEREFORE, THIS MAY POSSIBLY BE ONE OF THE VERY FEW PHOTOS OF TURBO.

Edited January 6, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.................bodyguard with express instructions to get hold of any witnesses and take them out to the Bermuda Triangle. Not many people know that the Bermuda Triangle is in fact a triangular island surrounded by a concrete wall built by Spanish Conquestadore Sacha Mendes. It was a big version of the BoB was that you can come in, but you can't get out. Turbo was one of the very few with a key and this was what enabled bull to get out and catch the next xxxx.

 

The WF clans ran for cover like rats in a mouse plague as bull walked through them with that stare of a born again Tasmanian on the lookpout for a snitch. As he turned the corner ............

[Captain]

22 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.... bodyguard with express instructions ....

Wowee said Onesie as he called up Cappy. "On 1st reading I thought that he wanted me to be his "body-double". I was immediately terrified, as I don't think even Jack Nicholson or the bloke who played "The Mummy" could make themselves look that crook".

 

22 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

It was a big version of the BoB, that you can come in,

I expect that Moderator 11 will be calling Turbo about that one, as you aren't even allowed to do that at the Wagga Blue Oyster.

 

22 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

The WF clans ran for cover like rats in a mouse plague as bull walked through them with that stare of a born-again Tasmanian on the lookpout for a snitch. As he turned the corner ........

..... he realized that Turbo was actually just a gollywog with a crypto fetish, but that he might also have a small ...... 

Edited January 6, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....camera and be recording .............

[Captain]

28 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....camera and be recording .............

.... in a manner that is known in Cappy's legal world as "up skirting", but in Turdy's more squalid world he just passes it off as .....

[turboplanner]

..........home studies.

Skirting was an area that attracted white Ants and the photographer had the get every last detail for when the exterminator arrived.

Turbo had been a pioneer in transferring the home studies technique to recreational aviation. He'd had to buy in more white ants from Papua New Guinea, but there was now a rapidly increasing clientele calling Turbine Pests from the airfields that he'd visited. In fact ........................

[Captain]

..... the head pest had been identified as none other than T.....

[turboplanner]

heo c. Cook, a cousin of Cappy's. He was later known as the Uncle Arthur of the Cook Family Christmas and could sing out of tune for hours, but at this stage of his career he was WA Manager for Turbine Pests, and moonlighting as a CASA Spotter, which was something like a small time CIA Agent,without the gun, but able to pass on evidence which saw many a pilot end his career. On this day Theo .....................

[Captain]

16 hours ago, turboplanner said:

On this day Theo ..........

..... was on high alert for errant FlyBoys (or even better if it were to be a FlyLady), yet he still had the words, timbre and rhythm of Good King Wenceslas buzzing around in his head, and the .......

 

PS ... as all observant & deviant NESers would know, Good King Wenceslas went down ..... but little further details are known, however Stephen may have been involved.

 

 

HERE IS THEO WHEN HE WENT TO BACK THE NEDDIES.

 

Edited January 7, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

........atmosphere was exciting at the Fly In. Theo had thought the event was about fly fishing but enyoyed seeing the little Cessnas anyway.  He walked up to an owner who was tying to prop start an Opel Facet all by himself. The owner mustook him for a CASA Operative with 30 year flying all things from Bristol Freighters to Tiger Moths and said "Could you get in and give me a hand"

Theo did and looked for the starter button, so he pulled a few levers and the engine [avref] started and quickly went to full throttle. He .................

[Captain]

15 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Theo did and looked for the starter button, so he pulled a few levers and the engine [avref] started and quickly went to full throttle. He .......

..... did a spoonful and started to sweat, or was it the other way around, but anyway, he .....

[onetrack]

..... suddenly realised that he was in an Opel Facet, and not a Facet Opal, which made a whole world of difference, as Opel only built cars, and never built anything that could fly.

Theo was wondering why some clown would fit a propellor to an Opel Facet car - then he realised, there were plenty of dreamers who wanted a flying car - and this Opel owner was obviously one of them.

 

As the Opel gathered speed, Theo also realised not only was the Opel owner being left in his dust - but one of the levers he'd pulled was for extending the wings from the roof!

The wings were now fully extended, the Opel Facet engine (all 1.9L of 4 cyl wheezy GM/Opel engineering) was now pulling 5250RPM, and the Opel's wheels were lifting off the ground!

 

Theo desperately looked for the location of the flight controls. The controls still looked like a standard Opel car. He pulled back on the steering wheel in desperation, and to his great surprise, the Opel got airborne at a somewhat lazy rate of climb - but at least he was airborne! He looked back, and the crowd was getting smaller. He looked forward, and the trees and cows were getting smaller.

 

Then Theo had to figure out what turned the Opel in flight. He turned the steering wheel left, and he banked left. Eureka! He turned the steering wheel right, and the aircraft banked right. Whoopee!

He was keeping it under control! But where were the rudder pedals? Surely not the clutch and brake? Tentatively, he pushed the brake pedal, and to his horror, the Opel went ........

 

Edited January 7, 2023 by onetrack

[Captain]

20 minutes ago, onetrack said:

..... suddenly realised that he was in an Opel Facet, and not a Facet Opal, which made a whole world of difference, as Opel only built cars, and never built anything that could fly.

Theo was wondering why some clown would fit a propellor to an Opel Facet car - then he realised, there were plenty of dreamers who wanted a flying car - and this Opel owner was obviously one of them.

 

As the Opel gathered speed, Theo also realised not only was the Opel owner being left in his dust - but one of the levers he'd pulled was for extending the wings from the roof!

The wings were now fully extended, the Opel Facet engine (all 1.9L of 4 cyl wheezy GM/Opel engineering) was now pulling 5250RPM, and the Opel's wheels were lifting off the ground!

 

Theo desperately looked for the location of the flight controls. The controls still looked like a standard Opel car. He pulled back on the steering wheel in desperation, and to his great surprise, the Opel got airborne at a somewhat lazy rate of climb - but at least he was airborne! He looked back, and the crowd was getting smaller. He looked forward, and the trees and cows were getting smaller.

 

Then Theo had to figure out what turned the Opel in flight. He turned the steering wheel left, and he banked left. Eureka! He turned the steering wheel right, and the aircraft banked right. Whoopee!

He was keeping it under control! But where were the rudder pedals? Surely not the clutch and brake? Tentatively, he pushed the brake pedal, and to his horror, the Opel went ........

 

AND THERE YOU GO PLANEY AND FACTY. THERE ARE MORE AVREFS (AVREF) THERE THAN AT AN AUF BOARD MEETING

[turboplanner]

....straight down. Theo thought for a moment which could be quite dangerous, and hit the accelerator he went up like ......................

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....straight down. Theo thought for a moment which could be quite dangerous, and hit the accelerator he went up like ......................

.... the shares in Turbine Bitcoins & Coal Mines P/L which .....

Edited January 7, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....at the present time see McDonalds Shift managers retiring to the Bahamas on the Turbine stock price which has almost passed ................