The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

33 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....boring, but they of course had never been given the password to the full and unedited version, where even Potus Obama had been a regular. He told some great stories and it's a pity circulation was restricted, because his language was from the Thai gutters. He certainly knew flying though and told us many stories about ..............

..... his quest for globalization.

 

And Turbo's above post, dear readers, was the initial exposure of the "NES Files".

 

These showed, due to initial FOI requests from Cappy (who is an intrepid investigative reporter), that CASA, the NTSB, ASIO and the ATO have been working with Wreck Flying to suppress some of the more humorous NES posts (some may say that these have been completely suppressed) and the technical innovation that is discussed in the NES which have potential to revolutionize the Aviation Industry (Eg Electric Drifters ..... although those words will now probably also be suppressed by some fascist Moderator, so don't be surprised if they put a line through those words as a starter to removing them).

 

"They did that to us at Twitter too" commented Elon when he gave Cappy a call for some technical advice on StarLink "But yours was wayyy worse mate." he added.

 

These revelations sent shockwaves through the Aussie establishment, Albo drafted a letter of resignation, Chris Bowen decided to continue to be a complete dill, and ......

 

 

ELON THINKING THRU THE STARLINK TECHNICAL PROBLEM BEFORE CALLING CAPPY FOR HELP

 

 

ELON AFTER THE CALL ONCE CAPPY SOLVED THE ISSUES

 

 

ANTHONY, ALL PENSIVE AND SAD, WHILE CONSIDERING HIS RESIGNATION

 

 

CHRIS BOWEN, JUST CONTINUING TO BE THE SAME SMUG CLUELESS NUFF NUFF

Edited January 17, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

49 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... his quest for globalization.

 

And Turbo's above post, dear readers, was the initial exposure of the "NES Files".

 

These showed, due to initial FOI requests from Cappy (who is an intrepid investigative reporter), that CASA, the NTSB, ASIO and the ATO have been working with Wreck Flying to suppress some of the more humorous NES posts (some may say that these have been completely suppressed) and the technical innovation that is discussed in the NES which have potential to revolutionize the Aviation Industry (Eg Electric Drifters ..... although those words will now probably also be suppressed by some fascist Moderator, so don't be surprised if they put a line through those words as a starter to removing them).

 

"They did that to us at Twitter too" commented Elon when he gave Cappy a call for some technical advice on StarLink "But yours was wayyy worse mate." he added.

 

These revelations sent shockwaves through the Aussie establishment, Albo drafted a letter of resignation, Chris Bowen decided to continue to be a complete dill, and ......

 

 

ELON THINKING THRU THE STARLINK TECHNICAL PROBLEM BEFORE CALLING CAPPY FOR HELP

 

 

ELON AFTER THE CALL ONCE CAPPY SOLVED THE ISSUES

 

 

ANTHONY, ALL PENSIVE AND SAD, WHILE CONSIDERING HIS RESIGNATION

 

 

CHRIS BOWEN, JUST CONTINUING TO BE THE SAME SMUG CLUELESS NUFF NUFF

.....commit the country to a target of -30 degrees C, and the social media people came out into the streets celebrating with footpath Champagne street parties Chros was voted the best Minister we ever had with 66% not being able to say what he was Minister of, and the other 44% swearing he was a Catholic Cardinal, just "not one of them BAD red ones". No one knew what -30 degrees felt like, but .................

[Captain]

27 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

No one knew what -30 degrees felt like, but ........

..... thought that as long as we can do it in the next 12 years, everything will be sweet, as Melbournistan had a hot day for the Aussie Open so that MUST be Global Warming, and -30 sounds reasonable if that is what Chris "The Guru" Bowen recommends (after all he almost got his endorsement correct for the NT Solar Farm and the long power cord to Singapore .... which went broke last week).

 

Meanwhile the NES Files were being released each week by some mole (Turdoref) in WF and when CT's Mafia ''Ndrangheta burial scam was revealed, half of Australia realized what a dead set CT, our CT really was, yet millions of them still used DG International for their $50 cheap flights to the Gold Coast, and .....

Edited January 17, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

2 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... thought that as long as we can do it in the next 12 years, everything will be sweet, as Melbournistan had a hot day for the Aussie Open so that MUST be Global Warming, and -30 sounds reasonable if that what Chris "The Guru" Bowen recommends (after all he almost got his endorsement correct for the NT Solar Farm and power cord to Singapore that went broke last week).

 

Meanwhile the NES Files were being released each week by some mole (Turboref) in WF and when CT's Mafia ''Ndrangheta burial scam was revealed, half of Australia reliaes what a dead set CT, CT was, yet they still used DG International for their cheap flights and .....

.....helicopter transport to epi-centres like Moorabbin, Sunshine and West Footscray, where..........

[Captain]

3 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....helicopter transport to epi-centres like Moorabbin, Sunshine and West Footscray, where..........

...... Turbo had arranged to put portable Heliports (really just a stack of old manky fruit pallets) in the front yards of homes of receptive poor people (a bit like the circus does when they put yellow blow-up clowns in front yards to advertise their shows).

 

Turbo called them porta-ports and had now added Cowes, East Fortscray, Malvern and North Footscary into his "Helliweb" (c) when he found that .......... 

[turboplanner]

..............Chairman Dan was aware of his business venture and about close it down because he wanted everyone on the underground trains, so Turbo just put the pallets in, leaving the yellow clowns out and offered free trips for union officials which ensured bumper queues at every porta port, so he bought 36 Chinooks from the US Army. The problem was that the Chinooks blew the weatherboard houses down, so he moved the owners to Wodonga and built concrete slab Turbine Burger pps which took off. For many the Wop Wop Wop sound of a Chinook was very familiar and they flocked to pay the Five Dollar Fares Turbine were offering. Soon ...............

[Captain]

12 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

..............Chairman Dan was aware of his business venture and about close it down because he wanted everyone on the underground trains, so Turbo just put the pallets in, leaving the yellow clowns out and offered free trips for union officials which ensured bumper queues at every porta port, so he bought 36 Chinooks from the US Army. The problem was that the Chinooks blew the weatherboard houses down, so he moved the owners to Wodonga and built concrete slab Turbine Burger pps which took off. For many the Wop Wop Wop sound of a Chinook was very familiar and they flocked to pay the Five Dollar Fares Turbine were offering. Soon ...............

...... Tubb also did a special deal on 2 Eurocpters from up Surfers Paradise way. Their W&B was a bit out due to the 1/2 tonne of black gorilla tape on the front, but as Turdo so often says "A bargain is a bargain" and other somewhat similar sayings like "A ....

Edited January 17, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

penny saved is a penny nett.

Alerted by his friend's post about W&B, Turbo sold them on to a Cattle property in the NT which was going to use them for cattle mustering.

It had been some time since he had looked in on the Electric Drifter venture, which didn't seem to be making money and in fact he had forgotten what the shareholding was, so .....................

[Captain]

2 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

penny saved is a penny nett.

Alerted by his friend's post about W&B, Turbo sold them on to a Cattle property in the NT which was going to use them for cattle mustering.

It had been some time since he had looked in on the Electric Drifter venture, which didn't seem to be making money and in fact he had forgotten what the shareholding was, so .....................

..... decided that the only fair thing to do was to rip off any other shareholder that is involved.

 

Turbo is a big deal in the Vicmanistan investment scene, and he is probably somewhat equivalent to a combination of Mike Cannon-Brooks and Twiggy Bushland (apologies, that's Doctor Twiggy Bushland) except that Turbo is a much bigger A- .......

[turboplanner]

Lister. What sort of idiots would spend millions building solar farms out in Locust plague locations and trying to run a power cord to Singapore just for Netflix and..................

[onetrack]

.....for Bollywood and Chinese film dramas? However, the real uproar came when the Singaporeans realised they wouldn't have enough power to watch Bruce Lee movies, after the NT Sun Cable deal fell apart, and they started to understand there wasn't ever going to be a long power cable from Australia.

 

The Singaporeans started violent protests, which greatly alarmed President Xi Jinping, as he'd just had enough of rioters and protesters from his takeover of Hong Kong - and he couldn't afford neighbours to HK ramping up protests, as that might fire up those revolting Hong Kongers again.

 

Even more so, because Xi had failed to tell Hong Kongers that they could be running out of power soon, too, as Chinese generators shut down everywhere, so they could continue to breathe breathable air in Beijing.

 

What to do? He could send in the PLA to help the Singaporean Govt put down the rioters (at least 6 feet down) - or he could arrange for the Chinese Navy to round up and transport........

[Captain]

1 hour ago, onetrack said:

What to do? He could send in the PLA to help the Singaporean Govt put down the rioters (at least 6 feet down) - or he could arrange for the Chinese Navy to round up and transport........

..... them to the Spratleys where 1500 could be locked up in the dongas belonging to Turbine Spratleys Corp.

 

In parallel with that, after Turbo had seen Mike Cannon-Brookes' bank account he sent for a deed-poll application form but was unable to decide whether he would thereafter change himself to be called Turdboy Cannon-Turbine or  Turdboy Turbine-Brooks .... or even perhaps Turdboy XiJinTurbineping (as he also fancied himself as a dictatator [but more dick than tater).

 

Onesie had a strong opinion on this and also wanted bull's thoughts, so he .........

Edited January 17, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.............called 911 to see wher bull was acting up today. he was put straight through to the bull centre - a team of 6 who were on his case every day and falling behind ..........................

[Captain]

25 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

behind ......

..... and bull's is not a pretty sight.

 

Cappy is dedicated to bulls wellbeing and sent him a PM asking if he is OK after his throat operation (and to apologize again for thinking that bull had had his scroat cut off).

 

On the other hand, SingleRoot and Turdfeatures (nor CT and Planey) didn't care about poor bull and the favors that he was obtaining from the nurses. "One had said to bull "If you let me eat your grapes, I will give you a .......

Edited January 17, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....fright in my erectice Drifter, and smiled at him in that Japanes way. As a shareholder in ED Industries, a shive went up and down bull's spine because he knew all te Electric Drifter demo pilots and she wasn't one. What's your name? he asked. "I Ito Yamazaki" she said "grand daughter of Mayor of Hiroshima!"

 

bull messaged Cappy, OT, CT andTurbo asking who was minding the store but everyone seemed to think everyone else was running it. (This is one of the problems you have to put up with when you've got too much money). Cappy blew a gasket blaming everyone else so he was sent back to the office to find out what was ........................

 

[Captain]

18 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Cappy blew a gasket blaming everyone else so he was sent back to the office to find out what was .......

.... the plan, and he came back confused and dazed, which was pretty ......

 

18 hours ago, turboplanner said:

...... a shive went up and down bull's spine .....

No Turbs. As you well know, bull hasn't been allowed anywhere near sharp objects (let alone a shiv) for the past few years and his medical problem was up at his neck, not up and down his spine. And if your spelling is actually correct, because of his other well-known issues, neither is bull allowed to have anything to do with any broad bungs that are hammered into a hole in the top of a cask when the cask has been filled.

Edited January 18, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

..........normal for Cappy at that time of the day.

 

[Re the quote and comments, Turbo apologises; he was both on the phone in conference regarding an oil well drilling project in Berlize, speaking Berlician,  and writing the post in English at the same time "shive" is the Berlician word for shiver.]

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

..........normal for Cappy at that time of the day.

 

HELP NEEDED - Do any NESers or NES Lurkers have any spare ......s and know how the NES can continue on from this blind ally that Turdboy has taken us down?

 

 

Edited January 18, 2023 by Captain

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

[Re the quote and comments, Turbo apologises; he was both on the phone in conference regarding an oil well drilling project in Berlize, speaking Berlician,  and writing the post in English at the same time "shive" is the Berlician word for shiver.]

Cappy the cynical investigator just checked Berlize as he was interested to learn the lingo. WF members will be flabbergasted to learn that Berlize and Berlician do not exist and Tubb has been one of the few caught fantasizing in the NES................. or is Turdo referring to his uncle Otto's story about the Germans who moved to Belize in the last few days of WW2 and changed ze name to reflect their former capital city?

Edited January 18, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

[It's not often that Cappy gets caught out on the NES, unable to find a way to continue the story, and Nes readers are asked to celebrate this and not belittle or embarrss him, so we will continue while he is "stuck"]

 

.time when the clouds gather over Bombay, and the Tiger Hunters get together in the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel and start telling stories of .........................

 

Cappy is correct in referring to the current name of the country as Belize, sitting next to Guatemala, but what may not aware of is that this part of central America was mapped by Captain Cook's son Jed Cook who was a little lazy hence the name of a nearby city as "Quintana Roo" which translates to "Five Fingered Roo" - that can't be right, and Belize translated to a woman's garment, so the country had recently decided to change its name to Berlize, but it hasn't been gazetted yet.

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.time when the clouds gather over Bombay, and the Tiger Hunters get together in the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel and start telling stories of .............

... the recording session when Taj first played his greatest hit song “You Don’t Miss Your Water (‘Til Your Well Runs Dry)” from The Natch’l Blues album which was a favourite of the tiger hunters' wives, who used to play up while the blokes were out on the hunt. The thing they favoured doing was ........

 

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

change its name to Berlize, but it hasn't been gazetted yet.

As usual Turbo is ahead of the times. However Cappy's suspicions were further aroused when he noticed that one of the most popular towns in Belize Berlize is known as Brandenburg and in that town the biggest family group is the Himmlers followed by some other little known German H names..

 

https://youtu.be/VUYZ2lsoEuM 

Edited January 18, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

..............discussing how he was dressed when he sang the song, and what was under his Turban.

He'd taken most of them up in his Sadler Vampire [accurate Vampire] and they all had stories to tell of climbing to one mile high, as they called.........................

 

The Goebbels Ice Skating rink, and Goring Plunge Pool were also new additions unrivalled in magnitude and dripping with gold trimmings; they were paid for with anonymous donations.  

 

[Captain]

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......discussing how he was dressed when he sang the song, and what was under his Turban.

He'd taken most of them up in his Sadler Vampire [accurate Vampire] and they all had stories to tell of climbing to one mile high, as they called.........................

... it, but most were getting ready by the time they were at 1000 ft and were pretty toey by 2000 ft.

 

Taj really liked these flights to the magical 1 mile high, as it gave him a chance to do his 2 favourite things, to Fly and to F.....

 

Ratty also notes from Gobble Maps that The Goebbels Ice Skating rink and the Goring Plunge Pool are joined by an unusually shaped tree-lined avenue subtly and disguisedly named the Swoss-Ticker Memorial Avenue just off Stuka Square, so Ratty thinks that it might maybe look like it appears that there could be a slight possibility of German cultural influence in Berlize.

Edited January 18, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

...ree-Fall 1000 feet after dropping the SV into its back from a vertical climb or......

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

...ree-Fall 1000 feet after dropping the SV into its back from a vertical climb or......

... was it actually a TSV? ................. (a Tenterfield Saddler Vampire) which are covered in the especially thin and light, tanned skins of pigmy gliders and this gives the TSV the revolutionary 85:1 glide ratio ............ which saw TSVs winning soaring competitions all over the world, leading to a massive overseas orderbook and to demand outstripping supply, ........................... which resulted the near extinction of pigmy gliders.

 

Airfix also made a TSV model which was covered by the real thing using the pelt of a ten-day-old Pigmy Glider.

 

The Pigmy Glider catching & snuffing industry employed children who spent their school days catching PGs and their weekends tanning the .......

 

THESE LITTLE BUGGERS WERE CONSIDERED TO BE THE FUTURE OF THE AVIATION INDUSTRY .............. UNTIL WE RAN OUT OF THEM.

Edited January 19, 2023 by Captain