The Never Ending Story

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.....could be categorised by ..............

[Captain]

16 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....could be categorised by ..............

..... their ability to overcome global warming.

 

 "Particularly the new types of cathodes" suggested Cathy, to .......

[bull]

On 13/03/2023 at 8:48 AM, Captain said:

CatNN at an interview a bit later, it was disclosed a major event with these new cathodes which will change the whole narrative of the story on the NES. Well tell us said Cappy [who was invited as an "expert"]????

witness and................

 

Edited March 14, 2023 by bull

[Captain]

10 hours ago, bull said:

CatNN at an interview a bit later, it was disclosed a major event with these new cathodes which will change the whole narrative of the story on the NES. Well tell us said Cappy [who was invited as an "expert"]????

witness and................

..... in his professional standing as an amateur gynaecologist (which he often practises not standing) and .......

[bull]

12 hours ago, Captain said:

..... in his professional standing as an amateur gynaecologist (which he often practises not standing) and .......

.his bachelor in faeces art from the distinguished establishment of .............

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....facetious club which conducted a weekly competition for outlandish speeches.

The OneT was the clear winner of most of them, his Sea Shells of Western Australia Beaches presentation, which went for over three hours was a clear winnner with:

 

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1. The quality of the photos

2. The meticulous descriptions of each shell

4. Referencing the precise location where each shell was found

5. Describing the exact contents of each shell found

6. And last but not least, producing a sound track made by each shell, as it was held to ones ear.

 

All of the above entitled OneT to wear a Speechmaster medal, which medal was struck especially for the occasion, using - of course - West Australian gold.

 

However, the runner-up to OneT just happened to be Turbo, with his outlandish speech about the huge potential in cat farming, and its associated industry, cat herding.

When Turbo heard that OneT had won the speech award outright, he lodged a protest, stating that there was bias on the judging panel - with the panel being stacked specifically with West Australians.

 

"I know all about this type of nasty bias", stated Turbo. "As I have been long involved with panels that set out to.............

[bull]

6 hours ago, onetrack said:

1. The quality of the photos

2. The meticulous descriptions of each shell

4. Referencing the precise location where each shell was found

5. Describing the exact contents of each shell found

6. And last but not least, producing a sound track made by each shell, as it was held to ones ear.

 

All of the above entitled OneT to wear a Speechmaster medal, which medal was struck especially for the occasion, using - of course - West Australian gold.

 

However, the runner-up to OneT just happened to be Turbo, with his outlandish speech about the huge potential in cat farming, and its associated industry, cat herding.

When Turbo heard that OneT had won the speech award outright, he lodged a protest, stating that there was bias on the judging panel - with the panel being stacked specifically with West Australians.

 

"I know all about this type of nasty bias", stated Turbo. "As I have been long involved with panels that set out to.............

.promote democrats,why his latest campaign even got an imbecile elected to president of a country with more nuclear bombs then Australia has roos!!!! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yeah turdy [shouted OT] but your indictment to appear before congress to explain the disappearing domestic cat population in.........

Edited March 15, 2023 by bull

[Captain]

On 16/03/2023 at 7:48 AM, bull said:

.promote democrats,why his latest campaign even got an imbecile elected to president of a country with more nuclear bombs then Australia has roos!!!! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yeah turdy [shouted OT] but your indictment to appear before congress to explain the disappearing domestic cat population in.........

..... stantly received adverse coverage on CNN.

 

"Fair suck of the sauce-bottle" said Turbo, giving his best Hoges impersonation "In the spirit of aviation (avref), and given my impressive motivational skills, that imbecile is a uniquely talented individual, as he has the proven ability to fall UP stairs."

 

The interviewer thought this through and responded "...................

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...with: Do you know something we don't, and Turbo handed over a 30 page Affidavit writtem by a local school teacher, and 2 hours of video of a somewhat unconventional party.

 

The Journalist gasped after he'd read it and............   

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

...with: Do you know something we don't, and Turbo handed over a 30 page Affidavit writtem by a local school teacher, and 2 hours of video of a somewhat unconventional party.

 

The Journalist gasped after he'd read it and............   

.... realised how erky perky it was to see Turbo & bull in drag, reading the ERSA to impressionable .....

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......CASA recruits.

CASA had become sick of people who couldn't read an ERSA, but managed to criticise everything CASA did, and the senior management blamed the new recruits for all the criticism.

Turbo, always keen to get students engaged started the day with:

Al Pasha Madashi, could you please read the entry for Armidale.

There was a silence, then Cing Huk Lee jumped in and read the details fluently ( since all Chinese had received urgent instructions from President XI to map and learn every road, creek and gully in Australia.

Mahatma Singh interjected with "OH! Noo, Nooo, noo, noo; Armidale is not being there today at this time ....................................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

There was a silence, then Cing Huk Lee jumped in and read the details fluently ( since all Chinese had received urgent instructions from President XI to map and learn every road, creek and gully in Australia.

Mahatma Singh interjected with "OH! Noo, Nooo, noo, noo; Armidale is not being there today at this time ...............

........ because Armidale had disappeared from the face of the earth (some say not before time) after the application of new Chinese Teleport Technology (CTT).

 

The Aussie aviation (avref) community only learnt of this while ASIO were flicking around the dial trying to listen to the gallops, as they had an office quaddy with a fair chance to win, and they heard a radio broadcast from Shanghai which in part contained the words "What is the siglificance of the numbers 124.2 and what the f8#2 is a CTAF? Should that perhaps be CatF as Turbo told us in his rast seclet leport.

 

So it was then learnt that Armidale had been captured because Xi thought that is where our 34 Subs will be built (then slid down the hill into the Tweed) ......... but because he had blabbed, this also disclosed that Turbo is the new Berlin Betty or Hanoi Hannah, except in this case he is Shanghai .........

Edited March 18, 2023 by Captain

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....Sam, and can speak Mandarin better than Kevin Rudd. This led to some confusion amongst the Chinese, as they all thought the only Australian who understood and spoke Mandarin fluently, was Kevin Rudd.

 

But Kevin had already whispered into Xi Jinpings ear, that he'd ......

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...........trained Turbo as a roof insulation installer and had taught him Mandarin so they could import cheap Chinese Labor.

 

"The little XXXX pulled out at the last minute so the deal didn't go ahead; I don't know why" Kevin said.

XI was very familiar with Turbo who had broght food to the masses in China, with his thousands of  Colonel Flied and Clunchy restaurants with the huge photos of Turbo with the wig false cheeks false paunch; just like old Colonel Sanders who was actually a 22 year old dude from Georgia.

 

XI had never trusted Kevin, he didn't know why, but he wasn't going to change stream now especially after all the parties on the Spratleys with Turbo and Cappy liberally plying ................

[Captain]

8 hours ago, turboplanner said:

XI had never trusted Kevin, he didn't know why, but he wasn't going to change stream now especially after all the parties on the Spratleys with Turbo and Cappy liberally plying ........

............ "Hey, hang on" yelled Cappy "Me not ribelarry plying (me not National Cuntly Party plying either), although I must admit that I do sometimes "inquire too closely into another person's private affairs".

 

"Bugger Kevin 04.5" said Xi "As I want dilect access to Peter Gallett. He was Mr Pink Batts, he rooks zactry rike Turdboy and he arso dances exacterry the same as Turdy ....... see berow video." [Prease refer to the old Confusious saying "If it rooks like a Turbo, if it dances rike a Turbo and if it smells off rike a manky pangolin, then it must be a Turbo]

 

As Turbo so often does, he obfuscated by singing "What do we do when the beds are burning, say fair's fair, let's pay our share, LET'S GIVE IT BAAACK"" (perhaps referring somewhat contloversialy  to the Splatrey Isrands), however on this occasion bull and Onesie (who both claim 1/16 native Aussie blood, because there is a good quid in it) were both wakeups and responded with the immortal line, ........

 

PS - Onesie and bull both claim 51% Chinese blood too, so that they will be put in charge after any possible invasion. Down there for dancing eh?

 

 

TURBO DANCE COMPIRATION

 

 

Edited March 19, 2023 by Captain

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我们沿着我们永远不会回来的轨道前进......

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.....said Turbo as he addressed the assembled angry mob, who had heard that he was a Chinese spy. But Turbo's error was in thinking that the mob contained a large number of Chinese of recent immigrant status to Australia (to look after their major property investments), who all spoke fluent Mandarin. But the crowd wasn't largely Asian, it actually comprised a large number of...........

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Portugese, remnants of the prolific Cook Tree in Australia. Not Many people know that Captain James Cook's name was really Miguel Sanchez. The Admiralty, sticklers for appearance had given him the more English name of James Cook. A hundred and fifty years later someone in Holywood was doing research for a script, came across it and .........................................................................

[Captain]

26 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Portugese, remnants of the prolific Cook Tree in Australia. Not Many people know that Captain James Cook's name was really Miguel Sanchez. The Admiralty, sticklers for appearance had given him the more English name of James Cook. A hundred and fifty years later someone in Holywood was doing research for a script, came across it and .........................................................................

...... there, in ancient Tahitian script was written record of the Tahitian equivalent of the Bone CWA, saying "Oh Miggy, that was fantastic & you are the best we have all ever had", as they had a post coital durry and started to learn Portuguese in the hope of a free trip back to Miggy's hometown of ........

 

 

AS AN ASIDE ........... CRAPPY'S INVESTIGATIVE SKILLS HAVE BORNE FRUIT AND THE PETER GARRET/TURBO CONNECTION IS COMPLETE (REFER MY FACT FILLED POST OF YESTERDAY). FOLLOWING MY OWN INVESTIGATIONS AND AFTER TAPPING A FEW SPECIALISTS THAT WORK FOR ME AT ASIO, PLEASE SEE THE BELOW RE GARRETT TURBOCHARGERS. PETE AND TURDBOY ARE ONE AND THE SAME, AND HE IS PAYING FOR HIS NEW CORVETTE VIA HIS GOVT MINISTERIAL PENSION. (I ALWAYS WONDERED WHY TURBO'S 1ST SUGGESTION TO MEET FOR OUR WEEKLY COFFEE AND A CHAT WHEN HE WAS LOOKING FOR SOME CAPPY GUIDANCE, WAS ALWAYS AT THE COFFEE JOINT IN PARLIAMENT HOUSE (I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT HE JUST HAD HIS HAND ON IT, BUT IT MUST HAVE BEEN TRUE).

 

Performance Turbochargers - Garrett - G GT GTX GTW Series Turbo TBG (garrettmotion.com)

 

Edited March 20, 2023 by Captain

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....Figueria de Foz.

Figueria de Foz was a place to get away from and young MIG studied aeronautical Engineering at the University married a Slovetsky in Moscow and had a child who followed in his father's footsteps and went on the design fighter aircraft for the Motherland.

The restless MIG toured Europe and adopted the nick name Miggy because he hadn't been doing so well with the chicks and finished up in England, where the pommy chicks will go after anyone, went to the Admiralty and said he wanted to discover Australia and the Sandwich Islands (never realising he was going to become one), and as we have seen given a new name and an old coal barge and sent on his way.

What is not generally conceded by the British is that Captain Cook had misread magnetic for true on his map and finished up jammed on a reef in South America, which led to the English term "Off to a rocky start", and from then on, as there was only one way to go the Australia from there the route was followed by all Australian Captains, even though it was the biggest zig zag in the world and........

[Captain]

9 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

What is not generally conceded by the British is that Captain Cook had misread magnetic for true on his map and finished up jammed on a reef in South America, which led to the English term "Off to a rocky start", and from then on, as there was only one way to go the Australia from there the route was followed by all Australian Captains, even though it was the biggest zig zag in the world and........

......... even became compulsory with GPS routing, as has so often been said by crusty aviation and marine types ..... "You can't trust these new-fangled lectrical devices and what happens if all of the 500 satellites fail at the same time?"

 

A sextant is therefore still essential in all Qantas (avref) cockpits (inexperienced creww thought it must be a Sex Tent packed away in the crew sleeping quarters), as are the Inclusivity Instructions (II), the Wonders of Gay S*x (WoGS) (with introduction from Joycey), The Drag Queen's Handbook (DQH) and the ............ 

Edited March 20, 2023 by Captain

[bull]

On 20/03/2023 at 3:24 PM, Captain said:

......... even became compulsory with GPS routing, as has so often been said by crusty aviation and marine types ..... "You can't trust these new-fangled lectrical devices and what happens if all of the 500 satellites fail at the same time?"

 

A sextant is therefore still essential in all Qantas (avref) cockpits (inexperienced creww thought it must be a Sex Tent packed away in the crew sleeping quarters), as are the Inclusivity Instructions (II), the Wonders of Gay S*x (WoGS) (with introduction from Joycey), The Drag Queen's Handbook (DQH) and the ............ 

.......and the Gender Queer Journal...... [GQJ].........all this abbreviation was baffling OT who was now trying to...................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, bull said:

.......and the Gender Queer Journal...... [GQJ].........all this abbreviation was baffling OT who was now trying to...................

...... change his own abbreviation, because everyone in the QTPLQRSTU community (NTTIAWWT) knows that OT refers to ......

Edited March 21, 2023 by Captain