The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

........Michuana Sugita McCartney.

This confused everyone even more.

How did he get the mint condition Zero, now housed in the Captain Cook Flight Museum, Spratley Islands, and how did he ............

[Captain]

29 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

........Michuana Sugita McCartney.

This confused everyone even more.

How did he get the mint condition Zero, now housed in the Captain Cook Flight Museum, Spratley Islands, and how did he ............

....... not make the connection when he naturally played his Fender Stratocaster left-handed and told his lady friend to "Loov, loov me do".

 

So could Nobu Bruce be the love child of Paul and Yoko .......... from a one time tryst in a yellow soobmarine, yeah?

 

"Not a chance" he replied "As my mum - She loves me yeah, yeah, yeah .... and she is not ...........

Edited May 16, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....going to say who the father is.

Nobshi was an enigma, and .......................

[Captain]

10 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Nobshi was an enigma, and .........

..... was seen by the music industry (Turbine International Music Publishing had a real problem categorizing him) to be an enigma wrapped in a quandary enshrouded by a conundrum surrounded by a mystery.

 

"There has to be a good song in all that" said Bruce and I bet Bob D could make a beauty of that, but my enigmatic presence will only ..........

[turboplanner]

cause more confusion because I am the direct descendent of a Cherokee Indian, and I have the DNA result to prove it.

This was unexpected ..............................................

[Captain]

40 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

cause more confusion because I am the direct descendent of a Cherokee Indian, and I have the DNA result to prove it.

This was unexpected ..............................................

....... because he doesn't have high cheekbones like Pocohontas.

 

But Bruce, who is already so famous that he has a highway named after him, thought that .......

[turboplanner]

......the NES was becoming a bit like WreckFlyne where someone posts on the graduations of a flap control lever and finishes up being told the Opus Dei run the Australian Government.

 

"How can I get across" he asked himself, "that I,  Bluce am a non-Pocahontus Fender Playing Zero Fryer out of YokoSaki, a dam buster, Japanese Coward, and mate of Ernie Dave Kath and Doug?"

 

"Show them how to make that Zero perform" said Turbo "they'll be so jealous that there will be just one word "Nob Numba Wun!", and so ....................

 

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

"Show them how to make that Zero perform" said Turbo "they'll be so jealous that there will be just one word "Nob Numba Wun!", and so .........

..... he strapped himself in (avref) and rubbed his ........

[turboplanner]

..........white, or should we say, now greasy grey headband with the small patch of his dried blood, from the days of one-way flights, and gave the old Zero a WOT.

The Zero coughed three times, gave that classic backfire, and then roared down the runway with that odd rotary engine sound that put fear into many American soldiers on the islands, not to mention Pearl Harbour.

Nobushi remembers to adjust the compass. When he was fourteen he didn't have to do that; all his class were told that their compasses had been set to read zero to Pearl Harbour. His old Instructor said "Zero Aircraft, Zero Degrees, Zero fuel in tank over Honoruru, Americans EAT Nipponese!, and the ones not shot down all squeezed enough fuel to get to an island, some being stranded for sixty years, and .........

[onetrack]

.......only being found when they were coaxed out with the smell of freshly-cooked Sushi from a Turbine Zushibento Food Truck (and yes, Zushibento Food Truck licences are now available from Turbine Corp at a very modest cost).

 

It was one of these holdout Zero pilots (Saki) who handed himself in on Nikumaroro in 2012, after surviving for 70 years just on fish and other marine animals. When he ceremoniously handed himself in, he was expecting to be beheaded for not dying for the Emperor. But his rescue party told him that wasn't necessary, as Hirohito was dead, and the Americans now owned most of Japan, anyway.

 

Saki became depressed at this news, and wondered why he'd even bothered to hand himself in. Then he remembered it was because he was now too old to fly, and besides his pilots licence had expired in 1946. But his rescuers were seeking more important information. What had happened to his Zero? Was it still salvageable? "Salvageable??" said Saki, drawing himself up to his full 5' 1" height.

 

"It is not just salvageable, it's in pristine condition, because I took great care of it these last 70 years, and the Emperor told us to value every Zero as if it was the.............

[Captain]

6 hours ago, onetrack said:

"It is not just salvageable, it's in pristine condition, because I took great care of it these last 70 years, and the Emperor told us to value every Zero as if it was the...........

...... rast Zelo in the world and would soon be a corrector's item."

 

On this news leaking out, a bidding war erupted between One Armed Charlie, (who valued it highly and wanted to make an ultraistic gesture to the WA aviation community by exhibiting the aircraft for a children's charity, plus to fly occasional demonstration flights for the Starlink Foundation, culminating in a strafing of the western wall of the Swan Brewery) and Turdboy (who petulantly & aggressively just didn't want anyone else to have it).

 

OET fell over again once he let go of the wall, then decided to break this deadlock by .......

Edited May 17, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....keeping it himself even though it would mean the Zeto could only fly in left hand circles and the controls modified for use by mouth.

Nobushi was outraged. This was disrespectful to Kamikazi's (known around the world as Micks) who were able to make a Zero do anything, so he ...........

[Captain]

23 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Nobushi was outraged. This was disrespectful to Kamikazi's (known around the world as Micks) who were able to make a Zero do anything, so he .........

... took a leaf out of modern culture and said "You shouldn't be making a Zero (or anything else) "do anything" in these modern times. You have to determine its sexuality, ask its permission, take it out to dinner, then without any hint of suggestion allow the Zero to decide what it will do".

 

This approach was tried, but started to cause problems in aero clubs, where .......

Edited May 17, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

......older pilots just weren't up with the cancel culture let alone diversity.

The Kamikazis in particular thought it was stupid to rely on a mobile phone for everything you do. For a start you can't cash gold on the internet and ............

 

[Captain]

50 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......older pilots just weren't up with the cancel culture let alone diversity.

The Kamikazis in particular thought it was stupid to rely on a mobile phone for everything you do. For a start you can't cash gold on the internet and ............

 

..... after all, that is what every older pilot is concentrating on doing.

 

It is little known that older aviators (and aviatrixes ....... as the sheilas are as bad as the blokes) comprise a substantial concentration of the world's gold reserves, but they are also paranoid, so they always take the bullion with them, and stashes of gold are one of the major issues as identified by CASA and the NTSB for Weight & Balance being buggered up during ramp checks ...... and the ........

Edited May 17, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....entry through ASIC gates while towing a four wheel trailer......................

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....entry through ASIC gates while towing a four wheel trailer......................

.... full of Perth Mint's finest, even though the PM's bullion has lately been proven to be below par, after Onesie (the Dick Turpin of the West) found a way of skimming 5% off the side of every bar that the PM (mintref not alboref) produced.

 

OT snuck the sparkly stuff out by hiding it in his .....

 

 

Edited May 17, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......golden slipper, which he'd bought at the Alan Bond Clearing Sale.

OT was a well known eccentric in Perth, so no one tought to check his slippers, and it went on for years.

It was way back in 2015 that ................

[Captain]

14 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......golden slipper, which he'd bought at the Alan Bond Clearing Sale.

OT was a well known eccentric in Perth, so no one thought to check his slippers, and it went on for years.

It was way back in 2015 that ................

..... OET and his Bunny Slippers completed their 1st successful big gold heist, which .....

Edited May 17, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

...set the scene for some intense compatition among the NES.  CT made a pair of oversize boottees, and as much as it should have been obvious to guards, everyone was laughing so much and pouring Sh*t on CT that he got through, and ............

[bull]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

...set the scene for some intense compatition among the NES.  CT made a pair of oversize boottees, and as much as it should have been obvious to guards, everyone was laughing so much and pouring Sh*t on CT that he got through, and ............

encountered a couple of speed humps that where wearing extinction rebellion t,shirts as they sped away,,, [one even leaving his torn off t,shirt caught on the bullbar]  Now this went down like a ................

[Captain]

2 hours ago, bull said:

Now this went down like a ........

...... t*#d in a punchbowl, which is a very apt description because of the CT's ......

Edited May 18, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

..........location, and the way he drove a Landcruiser and flew a Drifter, which he now quickly dragged out of the shed, left the dust on it, fired the Bluehead and took the short cut over the mulga.

The Extinction Rebellion people mad it back to their old VW, but CT could now see it clearly, a purple stain on the green of the beautiful Darraweit Guim. He ...................

[Captain]

..... reached forward and pulled the cocking lever on WW I vintage machine gun & .....

[turboplanner]

.......there was a rooster sound from the gun when he pulled the trigger. The British hushed this up during WW1 because they didn't want to admit this thought bubble from the British Generals hadn't worked. The Americans who'd only just entered the war quickly adopted the term "Locked and Loaded" in their guns, which fired bullets and were more effective in war.

 

CT quickly realised he'd been conned by the Poms when he bought "Government Disposals Weapons" from them, and ...............