turboplanner Posted May 26, 2009 Posted May 26, 2009 ........there hard!!........:ah_oh: Turbo was in awe at the knowledge of Queenslanders, and gave him a beer. Unfortunately it was a Fosters, and the brand threw dash dash who thought it was an alcopop. "I'm not allowed to drink it" he said, but Turbo got a felt pen and put a cross over every letter, and dotDash drank it without further comment. Tartic Nana had got to the Brown Bros stock downstairs and was flaked out on the bunk; her teeth had fallen to the floor. Skavol had noticed a small maroon object out to the side and put the nose down. As it came closer he realised someone had painted on a rock: PILOTS Red Rat Motel now open Stay one nighht, second night free! He was so engrossed he allowed the tow rope to slacken and it dragged over the rocks, suffering some serious abrasions. As he pulled the stick back in terror, he realised the tow rope was unravelling!!!!!!! dotDash noticed it too, and yelled to Turbo: "Looks like the beer can is going down!" In an instant Turbo yelled "take over the complex machine and stay on a heading of Two Nine Zero" while grabbing the tow rope. "What's that?" asked dotDash, which was quite understandable because he was a Drifter driver and had never seen a compass. Turbo explained then started climbing hand over hand up the tow rope, using the many hundreds of knots which were the result of unsuccessful fishing for Whiting. At about two hundred feet up he foun the weak spot and quickly re-knotted it. He felt a jerk, and looked down to see dotDash spinning the wheel on to full lock and playing with the throttle. The little prick was trying to bounce him off. ..........
Captain Posted May 27, 2009 Posted May 27, 2009 He felt a jerk .......... ....... but The Rat objected to being touched in such a way, as he had his eyes on Nanna, and Tubb didn't do anything for him. "Just drive the boat and don't Even (think about being) Rude (tee hee) like that again" said El Ratto to a rather chastised & rejected Turbs, who changed the subject quick sticks. "Don't Bingles and Ahlocks fly beautifully" he said. "Yes they do" replied Cappy "As they are very much alike as pilots, and both the Czara & the Sierra are great machines" "We can see Straya" called Lockie on his SportsRadio, and then with disappointment in his voice he added "Oh, no it's not .................. its just Tazzy." But as they motored up the Dequestenostreneau Channel, Turbs radioed the boys on the ropes "Lads, we have a serious problem. It's a wednesday and, unfortunately, Tazzy is shut. Look. They've even locked the gate, so we'll be here for days, even with the Locky's skills (tee hee), his best set of picks and his torch." But the Lockie Extraordinaire replied "..................... My Aunt is running the room service this morning so do you want a Continental or Full breakfast .... and how do you like your eggs, Tubbo?
turboplanner Posted May 27, 2009 Posted May 27, 2009 Just a slight interruption with photos from our Tartic trip
Tomo Posted May 28, 2009 Posted May 28, 2009 Ah... good O'l Tubz even remembered to take a few pic's of our adventures, very thoughtful! Thinking back now, I've left me R22 sitting over yonder under those Aurora lights... Have you got enough fuel in your Evan-rude Tubblet? so we can go an get it too!
turboplanner Posted May 28, 2009 Posted May 28, 2009 Ah Tomo, how quick you were to suggest I hadn't put oil in the fuel............, but OK, you write the trip report down to the Tartic again....
Tomo Posted May 28, 2009 Posted May 28, 2009 But, but! I gonna go to bed now... Actually, Ditdot suddenly had a brilliant Idea:idea: Ahvalocks, nah! let's use the Capitans Jaberrutaa this time and fly over there... slap some ski's on the feet and away we go............ then pick up the radical 22 and have a whale of time on the way back.............
Captain Posted May 28, 2009 Posted May 28, 2009 But, but! I gonna go to bed now... Actually, Ditdot suddenly had a brilliant Idea:idea: Ahvalocks, nah! let's use the Capitans Jaberrutaa this time and fly over there... slap some ski's on the feet and away we go............ then pick up the radical 22 and have a whale of time on the way back............. So Tomo the Robbo Yobo Commo Homo ................ sapian was prepared to experience the wrath of BluePeace because of his intended use of free range whales for other than bumping into sailing vessels. "You can't put a Robby on top of a Mobby and hitch a ride back to Aussie, your dickweed" insisted some BluePeace spokesperson lady with hairy armpits (not that there is anything wrong with that) "As they need to swim hither and yon wherever they want. Haven't you seen "Free Willy"?" "Not for a couple of days" replied the Yobo Commo Tomo. "That is why I'm going to bed early tonight, to see how Willy is." "You'll go ...........
Captain Posted May 28, 2009 Posted May 28, 2009 Just a slight interruption with photos from our Tartic trip That's a tee pee (tee hee), .......... see?
Tomo Posted May 28, 2009 Posted May 28, 2009 Haven't you seen "Free Willy"?" Ah... Good O'l Free willy, Seen em All 1,2 and 3, great show I reckon...:thumb_up: Ps. Just a manner of speech from our part of the country... "Having a Whale of a Time" not real sure where it came from though? obviously whales must have a fun time down under...!
Tomo Posted May 28, 2009 Posted May 28, 2009 That's a tee pee (tee hee), .......... see? There's some pretty clever Mexican's to Tubz?!
turboplanner Posted May 28, 2009 Posted May 28, 2009 ...............at one of your wineries, Destiny?............ Yes, Tomo, never bait him - he just delays the clients breakfasts and get you early in the morning whn you are half asleep; very rat-like behaviour, but now and again we have a win............
Captain Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Where else? Speaking of wineries........ Here's a deal for you NES guys to syndicate on - Rosemount is for sale dirt cheap! It comes with an excellent bitumen sealed airstrip with a hangar that I know used to accomodate the previous owners Learjet and his previous "toys" (sorry for calling them toys Sandy if you visit here) . Maybe the NES should hit the bottle for a while:laugh: and keep hands off throttle I'm all in favour of winery chit chat fellas ........ but we have Tomo stuck down in the Tarctic, Bingles and Ahlow hanging by a thread off the back of the Haines down in SE Tazzy, Nanna still under the dashboard, the Evenruder is about to cark because it has done 20 hrs since Tubb last worked on it, and a red R22 is marooned (no, it's red) down on the ice while the owner doesn't even know that Tomo nicked it. And all you want to talk about it grog. We need help getting these guys rescued, or the Pinot will surely hit the aerator. "I know", said the Tuberplanter "We'll .............
Tomo Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 and a red R22 is marooned (no, it's red) Actually that was a little trick to deter the authority's.... It was originally white! but seeing that I accidently nicked it from Dalby, I thought I should do something to make it not so obvious...! so I found a nice flock of sea gull, and flew through the middle.....................
Captain Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Actually that was a little trick to deter the authority's.... It was originally white! but seeing that I accidently nicked it from Dalby, I thought I should do something to make it not so obvious...! so I found a nice flock of sea gull, and flew through the middle..................... ....... like a typical Queenslander. Not only does he propose using a pod of whales to transport the R22 back to Oz, by tying it down with the hooks into their eyes, he is also abusing whales by giving Willy a workout on a regular basis, and now he is sacrificing seagulls as a Robbo disguise. But Tomo the Yobo Homo also admits to a splash of pleasure (shown by a smirk and a teensy weensy smile) when he wound the torque up to 90% as he approached the flock of gulls and resprayed the Robbo. THWACK. "Pinch my chips, will ya, when Mum took me to the beach back in 2005 " he yelled as it snowed gull-down over the Tarctic. Then he smirked, smiled, freed Willy and yelled "That was a buzz. Now where is a hump-back and where are my ratchet tie-downs? ................
Tomo Posted May 30, 2009 Posted May 30, 2009 ..........but being a typical Queenslanda, I can't find them........! So into the bin with that Idea, have to just fly all the way back to tazzy and find the rest of the troops... Meanwhile Capitan seemed to be orbiting of the the south east a bit in the Jabiruter... better go and see what's so exciting..........................
Captain Posted May 30, 2009 Posted May 30, 2009 ..........but being a typical Queenslanda, I can't find them........!....................... NEWSFLASH ..... there is a sick humpback in the Broadwater in SW Qld this morning and authorities are concerned for it's safety & health. What the ABC news has suppressed is that there is evidence of marks on it's back which fit the dimensions of the skids from an R22, it's blow-hole (not that there is anything wrong with that) is full of seagull feathers, and it had a ratchet tie-down hanging from one eye socket. Qld police are investigating (bit of an oxymoron there) the fact that the tiedown has been traced to a sale at Bunntings at Dalby. A senior police spokesperson said "We think ............
Tomo Posted May 31, 2009 Posted May 31, 2009 Now that is a very nice piece of reportingness Captain!:thumb_up: but one drastic problem is that Dalby doesn't have a Bunnings!
turboplanner Posted May 31, 2009 Posted May 31, 2009 Now that is a very nice piece of reportingness Captain!:thumb_up: but one drastic problem is that Dalby doesn't have a Bunnings! Yes, fair go Captain, this isn't Wagga Wagga you know - they've put their application in for the electric light, and all babies are immunised when the serum arrives, but you have to go to Toowoomba for things like bread and screwdrivers......
Tomo Posted May 31, 2009 Posted May 31, 2009 but you have to go to Toowoomba for things like bread and screwdrivers...... ......You just gotta remember to take your asic if you go there!!! 'Cause Twmba's high tec now and got RPT..............................
turboplanner Posted May 31, 2009 Posted May 31, 2009 ....and so it came to pass that the Evinrude defied its history and made a second successful trip to the Tartic where Tubz and DitDot had a quick meal of seal blubber, a short swim, kick started the R22 and made their way back home....or almost. Somewhere between Albury and Wagga, dashDash got mixed up between the Wagga tip and The Rock and veered off track. He had enough fuel to get home, but as he approached Dalby realised he was desperate for a can of Coke, and so had to divert to Toowoomba. Looking down at the apron he gazed into the steely eyes of the ASIC card inspector.....
Tomo Posted May 31, 2009 Posted May 31, 2009 Looking down at the apron he gazed into the steely eyes of the ASIC card inspector..... .......... Quickly collecting my thoughts, I hit the throttle and pulled the collective up, did a full three sixy, lowered the nose and was out of site before the inspector could get to his feet again...... the poor ASIC inspector was blown away (hehe) by the performance of this pilot, he certainly new how to maneuver it around! (What they say about Drifter pilots is true after all!) He totally forgot to lay down the law on this white with red drip paint job of an R22 because he was still in awe.......................
Captain Posted June 2, 2009 Posted June 2, 2009 .....He totally forgot to lay down the law on this white with red drip paint job of an R22 because he was still in awe....................... "My name is actually Eeee Awe" said the Qld equivalent to the Donkey in Shrek "And those CASA blokes have got to stop that." So the conclusion to the Tarctic Chapter, dear reader(s) is that Ahlow2centsworth and Binglocks landed their finely tuned aircraft in SE Tassy, about 50 kms down from Hobart and said "Geeez it's cold. What's the difference between here and the Tarctic?" "The Wrest Point Casino" came the chorus from the cheap seats. "Can I come out from under the dash?" whispered Nanna. "No" said Tubb "You stay there. keep doing what you were doing, and ..............
hihosland Posted June 2, 2009 Posted June 2, 2009 don't do anything that might interupt the flow because ....
Captain Posted June 3, 2009 Posted June 3, 2009 Cover up SERIOUS HEALTH WARNING It is pleasing to note that Tubb and other responsible forum members have self quarantined themsleves from the NES while Victoria remains the epicentre (as our News bulletin desctibed it) of the Aussue H2N1 Oinker Flu outbreak. Does this perhaps bring new relevance to the term "Mexico" for our southern brothers? All northerners are advised to wear a face mask while accessing any posts made here by anyone from south of the Murray. Will all Victorian contributors please post their body temperature (in degrees C using an approval rectal thermometer), and their GPS location (in degrees, minutes and seconds using an approved GPS) on a 2 hourly basis until the risk has passed, so that the rest of the members will be adequately protected ..... and can run away, if'n they get close. But how will Mcjocklovacia get back to safety from Tasmania without the risk of infection? Can he perhaps overfly Victoria, as it is only a little joint? My Aunt is feeling a bit crook out in the garden ..... but I am not sure that she should be putting the thermometer where she is.
turboplanner Posted June 3, 2009 Posted June 3, 2009 sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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