The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.....put rings and bearings in the old Falcon Motor, painted it up, and soon had it out at the airport taxying for takeoff........................

[Captain]

8 hours ago, bull said:

............that became OT,s first aircraft. He..........

...... shot the horse and ..........

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.....put rings and bearings in the old Falcon Motor, painted it up, and soon had it out at the airport taxying for takeoff........................

..... with the Falcon front suspension ball joints clicking as they always did, and playing in sympathy and coordination with Onesie's own creaks, crevasses and .........

Edited June 15, 2023 by Captain

[onetrack]

......body repairs - but still going, after 70+ years! OT was all set to firewall the throttle, when he spotted someone running towards him, waving frantically.

It was bull, and he wanted a load of information from OT on the technical aspects of car-to-aircraft conversions, before OT set off on his airborne Falcon odyssey!

OT had to shut the engine down and give bull the information he was so desperately seeking. The reason behind bulls urgent request was that bull had suddenly realised that;

 

A) There were thousands of abandoned Falcons in Tassie...

B) There was a huge pent-up demand for cheap and affordable flying....

C) He had to beat all the scrappies to those Falcons before they were chopped up and on the boat to China.....

 

Accordingly, bull rushed home (as fast as the Jackeroo would go, of course, keeping his eye on the temperature gauge), and as soon as he landed back in Tassie, he sent out word that he was in the market for........

 

Edited June 16, 2023 by onetrack

[Captain]

10 hours ago, onetrack said:

Accordingly, bull rushed home (as fast as the Jackeroo would go, of course, keeping his eye on the temperature gauge), and as soon as he landed back in Tassie, he sent out word that he was in the market for........

..... any Falcon that still had (relatively) unrusted sill panels and if anyone has an XR6 or XR8, bull would make a special concession and take it away for free.

 

bull received a few 1 finger'd responses from the 3 financial members of the FORD Car Club, which is based in the metropolis of Fingal, and yet he also ..........

[Captain]

1 hour ago, Captain said:

if anyone has an XR6 or XR8, bull would make a special concession and take it away for free.

Explanation ........ bull intended to use these parts to make his own sports car and these would be silver with 2 blue stripes, with each to be signed personally by Carol bullby.

 

Below is a promotional photo of bull with the 1st engineless & transmissionless production run, so all he needs now is a few free XR8's and the venture is away (underwritten by Turbine Investments Pty Ltd).

 

[turboplanner]

.......received 4,000 anonymous tips from various residents around Australia trying to hurry up their departure from the leafy streets of Australian towns.

 

As one resident put it .................

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

As one resident put it .............

..... "This is a huge issue that is worthy of discussion in most public forums (or should that be "fora"?) and particularly in the NES where .....

[turboplanner]

.....they know how to make things disappear appear bigger and ......

[Captain]

12 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....they know how to make things disappear appear bigger and ......

..... as a result, a Falcon might look like a Fairlane, and a Falcon powered Jackoff would look like a ......

[turboplanner]

.....Volkswagen wit the doors open.

Slowly the stock of XR8s disappeared including the one with the number plate GR8 XR8, and in their place could be seen.................................

[Captain]

7 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....Volkswagen wit the doors open.

Slowly the stock of XR8s disappeared including the one with the number plate GR8 XR8, and in their place could be seen.................................

...... resurrected 289s and even an old Offenhauser barn find was .....

 

PS .... Turbo is still contemplating digging one of his V4 Evinrudes out of the shed, and getting some wet & dry onto those cylinders that he nipped up 40 years ago. 

[turboplanner]

Considered for the short-wing version of the Drifter.

Short wing versions were normally bought from owners who operated out of strips they’d chainsawed out of the bush. They liked the Bluehead but their constant aerobatics flogged the motors out. The Offy would fire them off like a homesick angel or......

[Captain]

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Considered for the short-wing version of the Drifter.

Short wing versions were normally bought from owners who operated out of strips they’d chainsawed out of the bush. They liked the Bluehead but their constant aerobatics flogged the motors out. The Offy would fire them off like a homesick angìel or...... 

..... a Colombian drug dealer climbing out of his bush strip hideout in his bootleg Citation  where .....

[turboplanner]

....he was surrounded by US Coastguard .......................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

....he was surrounded by US Coastguard .......................

...... which is interesting, international-incident wise, because he was actually just 20 kms north of Strahan, on departure to the NE, and that area is supposed to be .......

[turboplanner]

......the Strahan Triangle which has lured ships in for centuries. It's never mentioned because the Tasmanian Government think that would be bad for tourism. "We's jes follerin the magenta line" the CG Commodore said at a news conference attended by ................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

......the Strahan Triangle which has lured ships in for centuries. It's never mentioned because the Tasmanian Government think that would be bad for tourism. "We's jes follerin the magenta line" the CG Commodore said at a news conference attended by ................

.... a prickocious female (she, it, them, that, what) ABC cadet reporter & a senior executive editor from the Turbine Media Conglomeration.

 

Somewhat surprisingly they both ....

Edited June 18, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

......were in traditional Chinese dress.

Cappy, who has never been slow on the uptake realised something was going on here, most likely involving investment so he .................................

[Captain]

6 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......were in traditional Chinese dress.

Cappy, who has never been slow on the uptake realised something was going on here, most likely involving investment so he .................................

.... took the initiative and contacted every church of every denomination in Oz.

 

"Too right, we all certainly do need vestments  and yes, ou can be our Agent" so he ....

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Edited June 19, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......sat back and waited for ou to start sending the cash, less a small commission. Ou had other ideas and .............

[Captain]

11 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......sat back and waited for ou to start sending the cash, less a small commission. Ou had other ideas and .............

..... teamed up with Turbo to rip Cappy off ..... again.

 

"Why?" screamed Crappy "Oh Y? If only I had added that, Turdboy would have been unable to hijack my story line."

 

"No mate" interjected Ou "As I am in the story now and you cannot get rid of me and my best mate Turbo, so easily".

 

As a further intro (he is a pushy p$*&k ........which he learnt from the TurgidPlonker), Ou presented his CV (in written and electronic forms + an introductory professionally produced video), he claims to be a Montagnard warrior who has worked recently as a minder & head-kicker for Dictator Dan and had therefore gathered a lot of .......

Edited June 19, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....scalps and kicked a lot of a..............

[Captain]

33 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....scalps and kicked a lot of a..............

...... goals when he got a gig playing for Hawthorne "I am particularly proud to be part of the rebuild to a premiership in 2035" said Ou "And I am teaching the players some Montagnard type tricks, like eating the hearts of your enemies,  and Jeff Kennett thinks that is great except for some recalcitrant .......

Edited June 19, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......breed of people who didn't fly and couldn't ................