The Never Ending Story

[onetrack]

.....coming to, imagining there really were Huns in Bf-109's on their tails - even in their sleep. It was during one of Cappys nightmares about an Bf-109 sending him down in flames, that he jumped out of bed, screaming..........

 

Edited July 7, 2023 by onetrack

[Captain]

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Cappy thought about the beercan and the days he and Loxie had mock Battle of Britain dogfights, twisting and turning at about 15,000 feet, both unfit and blacking out periodically and.........

..... the biggest significant difference was that Cappy & Loxie were commemorating the battle of the British against the Vikings, as Loxie is Scandinavian, 6ft 6" tall, with long blonde hair, a jaunty attitude, and ......

[Captain]

2 hours ago, onetrack said:

.....coming to, imagining there really were Huns in Bf-109's on their tails - even in their sleep. It was during one of Cappys nightmares about an Bf-109 sending him down in flames, that he jumped out of bed, screaming..........

 

.... "Ich bin ein Berlina", and as a result he was pursued by Lee Harvey Oswald, Marilyn Munroe and .....

[turboplanner]

......Forest Gump who was a relation of Cappy's on the Cook side, but .....................

[bull]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......Forest Gump who was a relation of Cappy's on the Cook side, but .....................

...............had some seppo blood from a real "cook" on the endeavour who was a prisoner serving out her sentence by ............... 

[Captain]

29 minutes ago, bull said:

...............had some seppo blood from a real "cook" on the endeavour who was a prisoner serving out her sentence by ............... 

..... getting into the barrel on command, and also .....

[turboplanner]

.........navigating, and it was actually she who did the navigating and she who .............

[bull]

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........navigating, and it was actually she who did the navigating and she who .............

 

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........navigating, and it was actually she who did the navigating and she who .............

[ di you just assume it's gender?]

[Captain]

12 hours ago, bull said:

 

[ di you just assume it's gender?]

I think what Turbo posted is fine is fine, bull, as even back then, while she couldn't read or write or type, punctuate or use capital letters, she described herself as she, her, lady, woman, chicky-babe, female, sheila, chick, honey, baby, hottie, darling & barrel girl.

Edited July 8, 2023 by Captain

[Captain]

23 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........navigating, and it was actually she who did the navigating and she who .............

..... cooked, cleaned, supplied the tissues, and .....

Edited July 8, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

........generally kept order on the ship while Captain James stayed in his cabin for days with a bottle of gin.

So Forest had a troubled past, but you can say one thing; he never took to alcohol. Not many people know that Forest, apart from founding the Buba Gum Shrimp Corporation, bought out Cessna Aircraft Company as a silent partner, and it wasn't lawsuits that took the 172 out of the market, but Forest whose incisive brain realised that there was more profit in one Citation than a thousand discounted 172s which had beome hard to flog. The truth is always stranger than fiction and Forest............

[Captain]

.... ran, but couldn't .....

[onetrack]

.....jump, because jumping wasn't something that had ever been taught in the Gump family training. This lack of jumping ability was also a feature of the Cook family history, and Cappy was often heard to say. "I'm cranky because I can't get a jump, and I've never had decent jump in more than 30 years, and it's...............

[turboplanner]

....doing my head in. This affliction didn't apply to everyone in the Cook Ancestry chain. Cappys father had had quite a few jumps, and one of his cousins jumped....................

[Captain]

15 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....doing my head in. This affliction didn't apply to everyone in the Cook Ancestry chain. Cappys father had had quite a few jumps, and one of his cousins jumped....................

..... professionally, on behalf of a syndicate of wealthy .....

[turboplanner]

.........jumping enthusiasts. Jumping had become commercial in the 1920s when people started to get uneasy about turning loose a pack of greyhounds to tear a rabbit from limb to limb. 

The Royal Society for Jumpers (Patron King George V) had a member who was the first to fly [avref] in Australia, beating the Wright Bros record by  jumping off a parabolic cliff. The ending where he slid down the remaining slope produced assburn for a month, but he had the world record for a time. His name was NoTracks, a native from WA, but he just didn't get recognition, probably because he didn't carry and Royal Mail, or .................................

[Captain]

28 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

His name was NoTracks, a native from WA, but he just didn't get recognition, probably because he didn't carry and Royal Mail or ....

..... have a Voice.

 

"Don't worry " he said "As I'm a big fan of Lidia Thorpe, so she'll get me into the Commancheroes for nix, plus I'll make $1200/hr from the new WA heritage and ground inspection BS legislation, where us Track mob will be the dominant clan, and we will ...

 

Edited July 9, 2023 by Captain

[onetrack]

.......make everyone pay big bikkies just to get the Track clan signature on their development plans! And just to make sure we're not biased towards developers and property owners, we've got our sights on the aviation fraternity, too! - because they leave marks on the ground when they're taxiing and landing, and this upsets the Rainbow Serpent, so they gonna have to pay, too, to settle her down. And as for the noise those Rotaxes make, everyones gotta understand, that noise drives the........... 

 

Edited July 9, 2023 by onetrack

[bull]

4 hours ago, onetrack said:

everyones gotta understand, that noise drives the........... 

......witchety grubs deeper into the trees and it hard to get a feed. Now some of the local women started to...............

[turboplanner]

......complain. "Old Jack Jacky don't come home 'til 5 a.m."  said he digging deep for those wichety grubs all night now poor fellow" she said. Morton Cook replied "He........................

[onetrack]

....was alright until they started this requirement for elders to turn up for Cultural Heritage inspections, 14 times a day!! Do they think we elders got nothing to do, but lie around all day? We don't mind the drivin' around in new Toyotas part, but when it comes to Cultural Heritage inspections - that's hard work!!

Of course, the money isn't too bad, but we prefer to get the money first, and do the inspections later - and besides, how we going to culturally classify a yard full of well worn Palcons, when they been used to house 3 generations of the same pamily, and those Palcons mean a lot to us mob, 'cos.......

[Captain]

..... there is always a .....

[turboplanner]

"..............flat spot in a Palcon." Everyone nodded; they were indeed a good home.

Willy had just arrived from Brisbane. He was an 8th descendant of the Wiragjeri, a well known and respected NSW tribe, and he was a Sydney lawyer practising in Commercial Litigation.

As he greeted his former schoolmates he said:  "How come there's no grass around here, and what happened to all the trees." His cousing Max replied "Grass and Trees bin used for Welcome to country ceremonies; we now required by tribal law to burn grass and leaves every time someone arrives; you too late bro grass and trees all gone. Willy was horrified; "You know that this ceremony never existed when we were at school and when our grandparents hunted the land, and our ancestors got bitten by a Rainbowl Serpent.?"  

"Dat true" said Max

"Haven't you heard that the welcome to country ceremony was invented at a Perth festival in 1976 as a joke by a couple of comedians?" said Willy.

"Dat end of dat" said Max. "Old Brumby gonna be mad as ......................"

 

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Dat end of dat" said Max. "Old Brumby gonna be mad as ......................"

..... heck as he are a entrepreneur and arranged for the Land Council to buy up all the grass and sticks within 1500 kms. We make kill"n on dese ceremonies, eh? And den we 

....

[turboplanner]

"......change back to rain dance and grow it all again."

Charlie, who was 11 years od said "Bull............................"