The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.“...make speechify in pahlment”

Chairman Dan realised he was in trouble. The Wolf took a photo and posted it with the caption.........

[Captain]

..... "Chairman Dan is doing "it" with Xi's sister, so the next lot of stairs are sure to be much bigger".

 

This was on the front page of all asian papers, causing consternation and constipation within the Chinese community of which Turbo's ancestry & personality makes him a key leader, and that meant that ......

Edited August 19, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....Yum Cha Turbine would be jumping in the SuperDrifter made using body parts from a Chery SUV, along with some of its body parts and the engine which is a departure from the old radials of the past.

Yum Cha was an expert in stairs and anti-gravity flight, and .......................

 

Nose of the SuperDrifter [AVREF] shown on the right.

 

[Captain]

10 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Nose of the SuperDrifter [AVREF] shown on the right.

That vision of loveliness that is Turbinia (the one on the left) shows the excellent bloodlines, great bone structure and pretty decent other bits, that she has obviously inherited from her dad. 

[Captain]

20 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Yum Cha was an expert in stairs and anti-gravity flight, and .......................

 

..... Danny-boy was in Deep doo-doo, as he was so obnoxious that Yum Cha offered to do the job for nicks, and to chuck in her own flight of stairs that could thereafter be used as a ......

Edited August 19, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

......n entrance to the proposed Opera House/Heliport/and Tour Ship dock on Port Phillip Bay. (You heard it here on the NES first folks). Chairman Dan was comfortable with the costing at $89 billion, and it would be completed by 2089, if ......................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

......n entrance to the proposed Opera House/Heliport/and Tour Ship dock on Port Phillip Bay. (You heard it here on the NES first folks). Chairman Dan was comfortable with the costing at $89 billion, and it would be completed by 2089, if ......................

...... China does not foreclose.

 

However Cappy is aware of another issue that makes Vicmanistan's debt to China but a pebble in the road (chinesesayingref), because in order to hide his Belt & Road borrowings Dopy Dictatator Dan had borrowed $100 billion on the QT, from the Yarra Valley & Sacred Rivers Catchment Aboriginal Land Council under their Piece of Rope  Stubbies & Bush-Track program, and now the YV&SRCALC were cumin for their payday, eh?

 

Dan knew that if he didn't pay up he would be speared in the thigh just down from where Mrs Dan didn’t want him speared, but as Land Councils always do, their dealings are scrupulously honest and above board, so Dan went out into the park to give another interview and commenced with "Well at least we haven't killed 900 more oldies this time, and I just ......

 

Edited August 19, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....added free water ski lessons to the new Port Complex, provided you are of voting age and.........."

[bull]

3 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....added free water ski lessons to the new Port Complex, provided you are of voting age and.........."

...........donate to the...............

[Captain]

3 hours ago, bull said:

...........donate to the...............

..... YV&SRCALC or you won't be able to walk along the culturally significant Yarra, go to the culturally significant MCG or climb the .....

[turboplanner]

.......cultural fences of the local footy grounds or go flying without a permit because we own the sky bro, or......

[Captain]

8 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......cultural fences of the local footy grounds or go flying without a permit because we own the sky bro, or......

..... , because AUF pilots fly lowish and slowish, they can see culturally significant stuff from the air, so from October 1st  2023, all AUF pilots must fly with their eyes closed.

 

This, of course, ......

[Captain]

55 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... , because AUF pilots fly lowish and slowish, they can see culturally significant stuff from the air, so from October 1st  2023, all AUF pilots must fly with their eyes closed.

 

This, of course, ......

.... led to that wonderful era in the AUF, where guide dogs were taken on all flights above 50 ft, and the dogs acted just like an autopilot (1 tap for right and 2 taps for left, a lick for up, 2 licks for down & a nip on the pills for too fast down).

 

AUF members being the wags (dogref) that they all are, named almost all of those dogs "Rainbow" and .....

Edited August 20, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

........fed them LSD.

When they flew en masse at the annual Mangalore Airshow, they were the life of the party, some doing barrel rolls on takeoff, some getting into chandelles over the crowd, and some just disappearing behind trees. George thought he'd show the crowd how to prop-start a two stroke, but being required to keep his eyes closed, set the throttle wide open. Many people that day grabbed or copped a wingtip.

People in the crowd used to say they were on LSD.

CASA FoIs, being people bilong money were not required to close their eyes and had a field day. It was at a post-Mangalore meeting that aerobatics were banned from RA.

Everyone remembered Greg Walton in the Facet Opal who was able to .................

Edited August 20, 2023 by turboplanner

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Everyone remembered Greg Walton in the Facet Opal who was able to ..........

.... aerobat so well and turn so tight, that he could disappear up his own empennage, and then .....

[turboplanner]

.........come out of it deadstick, pull a loop, land on one wheel and come to a stop where he said he would in a sealed letter dated six months before the routine, then .......

[Captain]

..... would come the feature, and really difficult part, of Greg's routine, where he would take a perfectly.....

Edited August 20, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

fresh apple and .........................

[onetrack]

....fix it to a volunteers head (volunteers were usually pushed to the front of the crowd), the volunteer would then stand in the centre of the runway, while Greg made a no-doors low pass at high speed, with a hockey stick in his right hand. Unfortunately for the occasional volunteer, the hockey stick routine didn't go exactly as planned, due to........

[CT9000]

......the fact that he was left handed.....

[turboplanner]

..and after searching through the whole town he could only find a right handed stick.

By a million to one chance Cappy was the volunteer this time.

Greg stuck the apple on to Cappy's head with superglue; (all his volunteers had skin in the game.)

Then he pulled the cord on the Facet opal and it came to life.

The crowd cheered because the sound was much better than the whine of a Rotax, and they cheered again as he did a series of ground loops down the field.

When he made the pass, the hockey stick clipped Cappy under the ear; big mistake; Cappy, irritated that he couldn't shake the apple off was ready, and whipped out the Browning Under and Over, gave it two barrels of Swan Gauge and when Greg flew at him with the hockey stick back to front, took the head off the hockey stick with the first barrel and gave Greg a dose of SGOB (Swan Gauge On the Balls with the other. The Opel Facet gyrated, zoomed up, shook and ................

[Captain]

13 hours ago, turboplanner said:

The Opel Facet gyrated, zoomed up, shook and ..........

.... looked just like a cat that had stepped onto a hot BBQ while coughing up a furball.

 

But with that, Greg was back in masterful control, until the Facet showed signs of .......

[turboplanner]

.............running out of fuel.

Greg looked for a suitable field and chose the MacDonald's bull paddock which ..................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.............running out of fuel.

Greg looked for a suitable field and chose the MacDonald's bull paddock which ..................

..... bull had been intending to mow, before all of his strength was used up by the Coffee Lady, and he had 2 meals each day at Maccas, so it was a pretty strewn bit of bush on which to land, that a Facet might .....

Edited August 21, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

........not make it to the end of the run.

This is where Greg's amazing skills came in. First obstruction was a 1 metre diameter redgum across the line he had chosen, so he ....................