The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.........fibrousglass.

"This material is of the Devil" said Ipilu Thompson. "Those imitation Dakotas made in Australia from fibrousglass are catching fire all over the place, so we don't want them here. We will consider ..........."

 

[Captain]

20 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........fibrousglass.

"This material is of the Devil" said Ipilu Thompson. "Those imitation Dakotas made in Australia from fibrousglass are catching fire all over the place, so we don't want them here. We will consider ..........."

 

..... banning any aircraft that contains carbon fiber or even a little bit of plastic in the red button on the yoke, .......

Edited October 6, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......because he thought it was the headlight of the devil.

The locals were well aware to take any red button out of a vehicle or off a piece of machinery before it went into operation.

 

This is why, if you choose to go touring in the Highlands you'll see members of the tribe with missing fingers, arms, legs and squashed faces.

 

You don't see this in the younger ones because TURBINESCO a competitor of UNESCO provides replacement Yellow buttons like the bird of Paradise plume to make machinery stop and to ...........

[Captain]

12 hours ago, turboplanner said:

You don't see this in the younger ones because TURBINESCO a competitor of UNESCO provides replacement Yellow buttons like the bird of Paradise plume to make machinery stop and to ..........

...... also start the machinery again.

 

Turbo knew that this could possibly be regarded as a "Fatal Flaw" (FF) but thought that he would let his staff, and the locals, learn by first-hand experience (that would somehow, hopefully, keep those hands intact).

 

The learning started pretty quickly, when ..............

[turboplanner]

....Turbo himself sliced his hand after pressing the wrong yellow button.

He was carried by Fuzzy Wuzzy (there were still a few left from WW2) down the MacDonald Trail to a village where the hand was rubbed in pig fat and wrapped in banana leaves.

 

Turbo ordered a helicopter and flew to Port Moresby where ...............

[Captain]

51 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo ordered a helicopter and flew to Port Moresby where ...............

..... he discovered the delight that can be experienced with just one hand that is liberally covered in pig fat, because .....

[onetrack]

.....pig fat is the greatest "greaser of palms" that one can wear in PNG. As a result of all the greased palms that Turbo engaged with, doors opened for him everywhere in Port Moresby - and before long he had the PM's private jet made available to him, for his own personal use (and at call), the PNG Governors Rolls Royce was his for the taking whenever he felt like it, and even better, the Parliamentary..........

[bull]

3 hours ago, onetrack said:

.....pig fat is the greatest "greaser of palms" that one can wear in PNG. As a result of all the greased palms that Turbo engaged with, doors opened for him everywhere in Port Moresby - and before long he had the PM's private jet made available to him, for his own personal use (and at call), the PNG Governors Rolls Royce was his for the taking whenever he felt like it, and even better, the Parliamentary..........

.jet had more range, and subsequently a few days later was surrounded by f18,s as he crossed the coast of Nth Qld at 500 ft with 4 tonne of new Guinea gold onboard and and was running out of fuel. The Australian coastwatch now had.............

[Captain]

8 hours ago, bull said:

.jet had more range, and subsequently a few days later was surrounded by f18,s as he crossed the coast of Nth Qld at 500 ft with 4 tonne of new Guinea gold onboard and and was running out of fuel. The Australian coastwatch now had.............

...... a quandary on their hands. 

 

Do they allow Turbs to refuel in Bamaga and thereby double the national GDP and gold stockpile, or do they ping him and pocket that 1930s period reward that relates back to ....

[turboplanner]

.......the time PNG was a German colony?

The answer of course was a definite for the first action which also served to load up Albo with cash for some other wacky folly, perhaps a Referendum for Sufferagetts to have a Voice2 in Parliament. After spending $450 million on Voice1 for 32 Agitators, 8 of which simply Identified as Aborigines, Albo was wiser, and ............

 

[ Not many people know that the Albo copied The Voice from the Papua New Guinea claim "Him Speaka U" It evolved from a wild night out by 18 Rascals out to make a buck.

The CIA latest overnight briefing shows the Population of PNG at 10,379,895 as of 8/10/23 at 6 pm (This just shows you the accuracy of the CIA satellite cameras, but that's another story) These consist of 312 Tribes speaking 39 languages, compared to Australia's Aborigines with 550 Tribes, 250 languages abd 800 dialects.

Despite this fractured Tribal structure the Rascals formed the Papuan Rascals Corporation, described in their literature passed down from the Elders as having come from the sky in the Dreamtine.

 

They demanded an apology for the los of six years of their lives during WWII and upkeep for all the Syds, Jacks, Sparkys, Joes, Wallys, Haras, Akios, Hanas and Harukis clogging up the parks of Port Moresby, 68% of the PNG land Mass, and a commission of 87% of the gold.

 

There were three intruders at the first meeting, three people who could smell a dollar from 50 km,

 

Cappy, who had assumed the name of Youwii, Ahlocks/Gonnes and Motz/Samson

Cappy identified as a member of the Walak tribe (known as Wakkas locally), Ahlocks as Mekwei (a tribe that was forever p!ssing on trails, gardens etc and Motz as a POM, which explains a lot of things.

 

PNG had copied Australian legislation where identifying carries the same legal weight as 9 generations of the real thing, so they expected to make hundreds of millions of dollars, and set up huge coffee plantations to meet the demands of the Latte set of Melbourne.

 

Their only mistake was that the first legal Coloniser of Papua New Guinea was Germany, so they had to send their letter of demand there.

 

Instead of spending $450 million on a Referendum as Albo did, the German Government sent back an email saying "You haf to be Joken, Har Har har har, Ve know nuthink"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited October 8, 2023 by turboplanner

[bull]

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......the time PNG was a German colony?

The answer of course was a definite for the first action which also served to load up Albo with cash for some other wacky folly, perhaps a Referendum for Sufferagetts to have a Voice2 in Parliament. After spending $450 million on Voice1 for 32 Agitators, 8 of which simply Identified as Aborigines, Albo was wiser, and ............

 

[ Not many people know that the Albo copied The Voice from the Papua New Guinea claim "Him Speaka U" It evolved from a wild night out by 18 Rascals out to make a buck.

The CIA latest overnight briefing shows the Population of PNG at 10,379,895 as of 8/10/23 at 6 pm (This just shows you the accuracy of the CIA satellite cameras, but that's another story) These consist of 312 Tribes speaking 39 languages, compared to Australia's Aborigines with 550 Tribes, 250 languages abd 800 dialects.

Despite this fractured Tribal structure the Rascals formed the Papuan Rascals Corporation, described in their literature passed down from the Elders as having come from the sky in the Dreamtine.

 

They demanded an apology for the los of six years of their lives during WWII and upkeep for all the Syds, Jacks, Sparkys, Joes, Wallys, Haras, Akios, Hanas and Harukis clogging up the parks of Port Moresby, 68% of the PNG land Mass, and a commission of 87% of the gold.

 

There were three intruders at the first meeting, three people who could smell a dollar from 50 km,

 

Cappy, who had assumed the name of Youwii, Ahlocks/Gonnes and Motz/Samson

Cappy identified as a member of the Walak tribe (known as Wakkas locally), Ahlocks as Mekwei (a tribe that was forever p!ssing on trails, gardens etc and Motz as a POM, which explains a lot of things.

 

PNG had copied Australian legislation where identifying carries the same legal weight as 9 generations of the real thing, so they expected to make hundreds of millions of dollars, and set up huge coffee plantations to meet the demands of the Latte set of Melbourne.

 

Their only mistake was that the first legal Coloniser of Papua New Guinea was Germany, so they had to send their letter of demand there.

 

Instead of spending $450 million on a Referendum as Albo did, the German Government sent back an email saying "You haf to be Joken, Har Har har har, Ve know nuthink"

 

..........said Sgt Shultz, [recently retired ] and now joined the identifying list as he used to play jiggy jiggy at the expats club with............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[turboplanner]

....one of the cooks (Not THAT Cook).

He was also involved in the Great Gold Heist from Lae, where he flew a ......................

[bull]

14 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....one of the cooks (Not THAT Cook).

He was also involved in the Great Gold Heist from Lae, where he flew a ......................

......... ...and was also involved in the great mystery of the missing bullion from the federal ministries account and was....................

[turboplanner]

....in fact a TAA Captain.

This narrowed down the field and before long two Detectives from Sydney, who had been called in by PNGPOL arrived in port Moresby and headed straight for the bar where they met ..............

[onetrack]

......Cappy, Turbo, the PNG Commissioner of Police, two local unnamed politicians (who were there just to see if bribes were available), four RPNGC detectives, and three aviation specialists, assembled from social media, via Facebook requests.

One of the Sydney detectives kicked off the meeting with, "O.K. men, we first need to actually identify who this TAA Captian is, who's identifying as Sgt. Shultz. First off, we all know that Sgts haven't flown aircraft since WW2, and secondly, the fact that the bloke is wearing a..........

[turboplanner]

.......grey turban indicates he possibly has sub-continental blood.

"But he is .................."

[Captain]

On 13/10/2023 at 2:29 PM, turboplanner said:

.......grey turban indicates he possibly has sub-continental blood.

"But he is .................."

..... colourblind and thinks it is bright red, so he is actually a ....

 

Crappy apologises for his lack of contribution to the NES over the past week, as your Cappy, dear Captain, has just sailed from Nova Scotia to Bermuda and had the heck beaten it of him by 3 north Atlantic weather systems over 4.5 days. And just like when he was an active and daring flyblown flyboy, he still attracts wind that is on the nose ....... like he is at times.

[turboplanner]

......person who has flown a DC6B. This narrowed the field down to.......................

[onetrack]

......all those over 86 years old. This led to a group huddle over who could be that old, still be upright and talking sense, and still hold a commercial pilots licence.

"Perhaps he simply hasn't got one!", said OT in a momentary flash of brilliance. "After all, who comes on board to check the Captains and FO's licence in this day and age? He could've been flying for 30 years with no licence, and who would know? - except of course, for........

 

Edited October 16, 2023 by onetrack

[Captain]

..... the Turbine Flight Tracking & Pilot Dob-Ins Corporation, who are the real life Big Brother from George's book and who ......

Edited October 18, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....were using AI until Turbo had "the experience" with Microsoft yesterday, and banned MS from all platforms. He'd found out Microsoft had been double charging for the same service; after the first hour "Susan" dropped into the discussion, MS honestly admitting she was AI. They could have paid a PNG girl $1 to say "Him fella stuff,boss", but when Turbo started to use similar language "Bryan" came on and smoothly said "Sorry about that, I was tied up with another issue", proceeded to ask Turbo a lot of questions including eveything but the weather, and Turbo realised that "he" was another AO programme, admittedly taken from the real - life responses of some of the coporate dills we've all met. Then a message came on that Jack was here and a line of stars came up asking Turbo to rate Jack from 1 to 5, so Turbo rated him 1 and told him not to woryy, he'd talk to Google; they only charged you once. Amazingly within 6 minutes all the complex issues were solved and Turbo was offered a trip to Hawaii, but he just said "Google me".

But we digress; Cappy mentioned his friend George. Not many people know that Cappy was a good friend of George, and in fact when George wrote his book back in 1984, many of Cappy's anecdotes were embedded in the book. Some people even say the book was more about Captain Cook IX than George.

The TFTPDIC were in fact AI on-line Susans. When any of TFTPIDCs cameras detected an offence, it triggered an AI call to the pilot, after the AI "Susan" or "Mark" had messaged the aircraft owner or CFI,  These didn't hesitate like the phone marketers, but started a patter about how CASA was here to help; they were video calls and all the "Susans" were 40D equipped to keep people like Cappy on the line until, they got into the details of the offence. Once, Cappy exploded "I wasn't even there" in a gentle way to his new sweetheart (who had wires for a head) and "Samantha" said, like a KC, "but you could have, so we're suspending your Certificate for six months" The AI programme allowed for a one second delay for an answer failing which a six month suspension and $10,000.00 fin was processed by CASA.

 

But they hadn't counted on Cappy who ............................

[bull]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....were using AI until Turbo had "the experience" with Microsoft yesterday, and banned MS from all platforms. He'd found out Microsoft had been double charging for the same service; after the first hour "Susan" dropped into the discussion, MS honestly admitting she was AI. They could have paid a PNG girl $1 to say "Him fella stuff,boss", but when Turbo started to use similar language "Bryan" came on and smoothly said "Sorry about that, I was tied up with another issue", proceeded to ask Turbo a lot of questions including eveything but the weather, and Turbo realised that "he" was another AO programme, admittedly taken from the real - life responses of some of the coporate dills we've all met. Then a message came on that Jack was here and a line of stars came up asking Turbo to rate Jack from 1 to 5, so Turbo rated him 1 and told him not to woryy, he'd talk to Google; they only charged you once. Amazingly within 6 minutes all the complex issues were solved and Turbo was offered a trip to Hawaii, but he just said "Google me".

But we digress; Cappy mentioned his friend George. Not many people know that Cappy was a good friend of George, and in fact when George wrote his book back in 1984, many of Cappy's anecdotes were embedded in the book. Some people even say the book was more about Captain Cook IX than George.

The TFTPDIC were in fact AI on-line Susans. When any of TFTPIDCs cameras detected an offence, it triggered an AI call to the pilot, after the AI "Susan" or "Mark" had messaged the aircraft owner or CFI,  These didn't hesitate like the phone marketers, but started a patter about how CASA was here to help; they were video calls and all the "Susans" were 40D equipped to keep people like Cappy on the line until, they got into the details of the offence. Once, Cappy exploded "I wasn't even there" in a gentle way to his new sweetheart (who had wires for a head) and "Samantha" said, like a KC, "but you could have, so we're suspending your Certificate for six months" The AI programme allowed for a one second delay for an answer failing which a six month suspension and $10,000.00 fin was processed by CASA.

 

But they hadn't counted on Cappy who ............................

..started to put the fire out that had started in Turdo,s head after his continuous ramble had overheated his brain.  Now the smell from this was...........................

Edited October 18, 2023 by bull

[onetrack]

.....on a par with one of bulls backyard compost bins, and people started to avoid Turbo simply because of the lingering aroma that followed him everywhere. Turbo finally realised what the problem was, when everyone who approached him, stepped back a couple steps, before they spoke to him.

 

He decided to Google "what to do about offensive personal odours" .... but before he'd even finished typing, Bing AI produced the answer - "stop rolling in cow manure" - and Bing AI even provided a photo of Turbo and his problem, which stunned Turbo, and made him very aware that everything he did and said, was now tracked 24/7/365 by........

 

 

 

Edited October 19, 2023 by onetrack

[turboplanner]

On 19/10/2023 at 12:50 PM, onetrack said:

.....on a par with one of bulls backyard compost bins, and people started to avoid Turbo simply because of the lingering aroma that followed him everywhere. Turbo finally realised what the problem was, when everyone who approached him, stepped back a couple steps, before they spoke to him.

 

He decided to Google "what to do about offensive personal odours" .... but before he'd even finished typing, Bing AI produced the answer - "stop rolling in cow manure" - and Bing AI even provided a photo of Turbo and his problem, which stunned Turbo, and made him very aware that everything he did and said, was now tracked 24/7/365 by........

 

 

 

OneTrickAI. As we can see, AI has failed again in the simple task of searching for and obtaining a simple photo of a named person.

 

As we know AI was invented by three Americans from Silicone Valley in the US, Willy Nilsson, aged 13,  Chuck Krupp, aged 12, and Grover Pyle, aged 13. They were aboe to prove a working system of analysing a written question, but the importance of the answer to the recipient left a lot to be desired, and ............

 

Typical AI photos:

 

Q: Photo of Tina Turner     

 

Photo of President Biden:

 

[Captain]

On 08/10/2023 at 4:39 PM, turboplanner said:

.......the time PNG was a German colony?

The answer of course was a definite for the first action which also served to load up Albo with cash for some other wacky folly, perhaps a Referendum for Sufferagetts to have a Voice2 in Parliament. After spending $450 million on Voice1 for 32 Agitators, 8 of which simply Identified as Aborigines, Albo was wiser, and ............

 

[ Not many people know that the Albo copied The Voice from the Papua New Guinea claim "Him Speaka U" It evolved from a wild night out by 18 Rascals out to make a buck.

The CIA latest overnight briefing shows the Population of PNG at 10,379,895 as of 8/10/23 at 6 pm (This just shows you the accuracy of the CIA satellite cameras, but that's another story) These consist of 312 Tribes speaking 39 languages, compared to Australia's Aborigines with 550 Tribes, 250 languages abd 800 dialects.

Despite this fractured Tribal structure the Rascals formed the Papuan Rascals Corporation, described in their literature passed down from the Elders as having come from the sky in the Dreamtine.

 

They demanded an apology for the los of six years of their lives during WWII and upkeep for all the Syds, Jacks, Sparkys, Joes, Wallys, Haras, Akios, Hanas and Harukis clogging up the parks of Port Moresby, 68% of the PNG land Mass, and a commission of 87% of the gold.

 

There were three intruders at the first meeting, three people who could smell a dollar from 50 km,

 

Cappy, who had assumed the name of Youwii, Ahlocks/Gonnes and Motz/Samson

Cappy identified as a member of the Walak tribe (known as Wakkas locally), Ahlocks as Mekwei (a tribe that was forever p!ssing on trails, gardens etc and Motz as a POM, which explains a lot of things.

 

PNG had copied Australian legislation where identifying carries the same legal weight as 9 generations of the real thing, so they expected to make hundreds of millions of dollars, and set up huge coffee plantations to meet the demands of the Latte set of Melbourne.

 

Their only mistake was that the first legal Coloniser of Papua New Guinea was Germany, so they had to send their letter of demand there.

 

Instead of spending $450 million on a Referendum as Albo did, the German Government sent back an email saying "You haf to be Joken, Har Har har har, Ve know nuthink"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Turbo's above post was obviously extremely prescient and had been noted by Albo's idea spotters.

 

"What if we look at giving them $600 million" said Chris Bowen "As long as they sign up for Net Zero and I get container full of Bird-of-Paradise feathers to sell."

 

"Gweat idea Chwis" wepweid Albo, and the west is histowy.

 

Now back to the NES.