The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo was indeed at the Burqua for one of the first rides; he had been looking for Cappy to discuss the poor performance of his own ride, but Cappy managed to appear busy and frowned at any interruptions and he new friends the Arabs joined in frowning at him, so Turbo tipped off the US Internal Revenue Service who flew a team out in Turbos Challenger [avref] and .........

..... he charged them well over the odds ..... then he used his legal & administrative training (Turbo was one of the few Aussies to be made a Lord in the UK, to have been admitted to the bar in France, and to have been awarded an Iron Cross in Germany) and as a QC (now a KC) Turbo defended Cappy in the court of public opinion and in the Supreme Court of Tasmania (the Tasmanians think it is "Supreme" but it is actually pretty ordinary) where Turbo made history, again, and created legal precedent, again, by .....

 

The Supreme Court building in Hobart, down by Consternation Dock.

The Judge's chambers are downstairs via a back entrance.

Edited February 9 by Captain

[turboplanner]

..........introducing the principle of the opossum in the bag, and that's all we have to say about that.

 

Not many people know there's a thriving recreational flying group in Tasmania with 17 enthusiastic Members. Bull's aircraft is the only one flying, the other 16 have been building theirs for up to 23 years, doing a lot of talking, but it does take time getting people's opinion on the best way to squeeze bog.

They even .............................

[CT9000]

......had a bit of a laugh at the idea of a ferris wheel because although safe in Tassie they are a danger up north becuase of the light planes flying into them causing terror to the wheels riders...... 

[onetrack]

.......and making the resident rabbits flee in horror - because they all know, that at the sight of any ultralight, it's liable to be bristling with armaments that are going to rain death down on them, worse than any Luftwaffe Junkers over London in 1942 - and of all the ultralights, the one they fear the most is the one from Darraweit Guim, which is.......

[turboplanner]

....sometimes called "The Fumigator", and can be seen ...................

[Captain]

41 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....sometimes called "The Fumigator", and can be seen ...................

..... killing feral animals indiscriminately with a spray of 22 projectiles like those from a Wart Hog's (avref) gatling gun, plus a few domestic puppies that got in the way, about which the below song was written .....

 

 

Edited February 9 by Captain

[turboplanner]

and it's not general knowledge that one of the verses points directly to a member of this forum who...................

[Captain]

4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

and it's not general knowledge that one of the verses points directly to a member of this forum who...................

...se mates down at the ?? Progress Association call him Killa and ......

Edited February 10 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....and who sometimes wears a red bow tie when he's flying .................

[Captain]

5 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....and who sometimes wears a red bow tie when he's flying .................

... and coloured undies when he's .....

[turboplanner]

25 minutes ago, Captain said:

... and coloured undies when he's .....

................doing aerobatics, but he's really a quiet person and..............

[onetrack]

........his only character flaw is a seething hatred of bunnies, with the very sight of cottontails turning him from a mild-mannered aerobatic jock, into a red-necked, foamy-mouthed aviation terror, straight out of the finest Quentin Tarantino movie, dealing sudden death with explosive ordnance onto any naive and unsuspecting........

[Captain]

10 hours ago, onetrack said:

........his only character flaw is a seething hatred of bunnies, with the very sight of cottontails turning him from a mild-mannered aerobatic jock, into a red-necked, foamy-mouthed aviation terror, straight out of the finest Quentin Tarantino movie, dealing sudden death with explosive ordnance onto any naive and unsuspecting........

..... non Flight Design owner.

 

This brand loyalty earnt this erstwhile forum member the equivalent of an AO from several European countries that provide the bits to FD (the EU themselves would have awarded him one except that his aircraft was not a certified zero emission device and he has not accepted 5 illegal immigrants to live in his home indefinitely).

 

The result, and the BIG news, is that he was also given a commendation from the ?? Progress Association which was written on the back of a square of recycled dunny paper, so he placed that commendation ......

 

Cappy knows this forum member (FM) well and feels that rather than Onesie's Tarantino movie analogy, Cappy thinks he looks more like a cross between Klaus Schwab & Darth Vader in latter life, with the mask off and after 7 solid weeks bingeing on the turps. (See photo below taken in the ?? Coffee Shop yesterday).

 

BASED ON THIS, ?? IS THE NEW DAVOS AND DANNY ANDREWS IS MOVING THERE TO PLAY GOLF AND AVOID STAIRS.

 

Edited February 10 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....on the mantlepiece, but by the next morning it had been stolen.

When he turned on Apple Tunes he noticed that "I shot your dog" was running No1, and had really hit a nerve. It didn't end at stray dogs either, Likes and comments were pouring in and it was clear that the EU policy on housing illegal immigrants had led to some very sub-standard behaviour in otherwise respectable homes, and the EU Mandate that ICE cars MUST be lent to these Kiron-suited intruders who took them down to the weeds had ran drag races all day long. When the Police moved in to stop it they were reported to the EU Committee Representatives (EUCR) who confiscated their Cruisers.

Something had to be done; none of them had any idea about Ultralights, so it was decided....................

[Captain]

57 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Ultralights

... (avref)

[turboplanner]

..........to buy them all Ultralights (Avref) in the hope they may just fly home.

Minister Bone jumped on this and gave it his full support in the Parliament provided they were green.

So the manufacturer painted them all green and the illegal Immigrants found they could Island hop to Bali and terrorise the Indonesians more easily.

However the Indonesians were a lot smarter than the Kiron Klan and introduced laws which confined the illegal immigrants to the swamps. In addition new laws were introduced to ban Trikes, which led to Australia, under the Indonesia-Australia-NZ-China Defence pact (IANCD) having to ............................

 

 

[Captain]

..... cancel the Trikes on Bikes section of the Indonesian, Chinese and Iranian G&L Mardi Gras Circuit, as organised by Turbine Mardi Gras and other Gay Stuff Pty Ltd (TMGaoGS) which is run in a manner similar to the rotating Aussie show circuit, where ......

 

Turbo is great mates with the Ayatollah and his motto with TMGaoGS is "You too can make a profit with the Prophet".

Edited February 10 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....even State Premiers and Police Commissioners joined in.....but not Big Al who had once been Minister for Aviation and in an outburst against TRikes had said............"

[Captain]

4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....even State Premiers and Police Commissioners joined in.....but not Big Al who had once been Minister for Aviation and in an outburst against TRikes had said............"

... I don't enjoy their butch haircuts, their tattoos or their .....

 

This is strange as Turbs himself (he her it) has a Mohawk and a full sleeve just like Buddy Franklin's.

Edited February 10 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....leg bangles. Albo always took his off for Cabinet meetings because sometimes after he'd made a speech and the press said he was on the nose, the Cabinet member de-trousered him.

 

It was a nuisance, and he did't care about the de-bagging as Labor called their custom but it took the best part of an hour to get it back on, and Albo's time was important because he ..................

[Captain]

26 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....leg bangles. ......

It was a nuisance, and he did't care about the de-bagging as Labor called their custom but it took the best part of an hour to get it back on, and Albo's time was important because he ..................

.... he had to meet with his Union Controllers (UC's) to get his policy directions ...... and after the photo session he hadn't yet had time to put the hardware back into all his piercings. 

 

Albo carries enough SS in his piercings to set off airport (avref) metal detectors at 100 yards (91.435 metres), hence why he takes the company jet (avref) all the time, in order to by-pass security. As can be seen in many photos, the blonde lass that accompanies him always carries 2 litres of peroxide to treat each piercing if it goes manky, and that happens fairly often, given that Albo frequents lots of ......

 

AN EARLY PHOTO OF THE PEIRCINGS IN JUST ONE OF HIS EARS. THERE ARE MANY MORE NOW, YES EVEN THERE. AS IS OBVIOUS, THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN WHEN HE ALSO HAD HIS HAIR DOWN PAST HIS SHOULDERS .... BEFORE GOING WITH HIS DREADLOCKS (A LOOK THAT WAS SUGGESTED BY TONY BURKE).

 

Edited February 10 by Captain

[bull]

7 hours ago, Captain said:

given that Albo frequents lots of ......

...."Manky places as part of his..............

[Captain]

3 hours ago, bull said:

...."Manky places as part of his..............

..... decision to adopt a wild, extravagant and drug/booze fueled late life experimental lifestyle that would make Bob Marley blush.

 

This meant that his membership od the AUF was at .....

[turboplanner]

......best temporary, ,because AUF really managed the pilots and had set very high standards.

For example, ....................

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......best temporary, ,because AUF really managed the pilots and had set very high standards.

For example, ....................

.... it eventually became essential, a rule even, to take-off (avref) and to take-on (avref) by using the long & skinny dimension of the runway (avref) (modelingref), and .....

Edited February 11 by Captain