Captain Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 Deccadent finds himself accidentally, voluntarily, quite suddenly, in a different world. Is he about to lose his virginity? Who is this Nanna? …. "The short answer is YES" replied Nanna, ....... and Nanna is that girl that your mum warned you about and your mates all boasted about. "Eg .....Are you interested in a triple decker, Decca?" With that, Decca sucked in a big breath, drew himself up to his full height, switched to his reserve tank and said & " ............
turboplanner Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 You shouldn't have gone to the football Captain". While you were away Deccadent lived up to his name, and is now playing around with the girls on this site - making a lot of headway too, so I don't know that we'll ever get him back to mundane pretend stories. Wouldn't surprise me if he was dusting off his old uniforms with the gold braid for an avatar photo......
Tomo Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 ..........but there was only silence. Tomo was hard at work studying. How true! ............ fortunately I've got an internet connection for my trusty apple to connect to, this week:thumb_up:
turboplanner Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 Never mind watching us, you keep studying. One of us has to turn out a success.
Tomo Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 Never mind watching us, you keep studying. One of us has to turn out a success.
turboplanner Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 Tap, tap, tap.....Tap, tap, tap.......Lovaks and Turbo had heard the sound of Ratto's Nikes on the highway, and managed to get away in time, Deccadence was chatting up the ladies, and Ratto was waiting for the next lot of tourists, idly looking through the posts on this site. Suddenly his eyes lit up; the Sportsczar needed an expert to handle crosswinds! There was a gale blowing directly across the main RPT runway at SYWG2. He picked up the phone and dialled the Rivet.......
Captain Posted July 21, 2009 Posted July 21, 2009 He picked up the phone and dialled the Rivet....... "Have you heard that the wallopers were down at Cassa del Ratto this morning?" he asked firtively. "Yes, there has been a complaint about a guest who stayed there a couple of weeks ago" came the reply. There was silence at the other end of the phone ..... which is unusual. "Apparently there was a theft of 100 kgs of Arctic Mints by one of the guests" said Slobodan Rivett. "Is that all?" "No. One of the Cherubs has signed a Stat Dec that it was touched inappropriately when the mints were removed". Photo of witness attached ....... [ATTACH]11927[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]11928[/ATTACH] "He sorta rubbed his hand around my palm" said the Cherub "In a rather unnatural and suggestive way." "I didn't think too much about it at the time, but I now find that I need "closure" and if that Pommy wanka at Katoomba can hook $200,000, how much can I get for a molestation and Arctic Mint theft inside story." "You'll get ..............
turboplanner Posted July 21, 2009 Posted July 21, 2009 "You'll get .............. "......six months for that" yelled Madam Doubtfire, as she looked at the disappearing Nissan badge heading south, and realised her underpowered Toyota HiLux had no chance of catching Turbo, who deliberately compounded the situation by throwing lolly papers out the window......
Captain Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 "......six months for that" yelled Madam Doubtfire, as she looked at the disappearing Nissan badge heading south, and realised her underpowered Toyota HiLux had no chance of catching Turbo, who deliberately compounded the situation by throwing lolly papers out the window...... "We have a diss'n Nissan, associated with a Lolly folly, allied with a paper caper" was the call on the police radio. "You won't catch me" yelled the Turbolollypincher, who had a gob full of arctic mints and an observation "Geeez it's featureless around here" as he passed through The Rock. "And Ahlocks the Harlock is missing, so put out an APB as there are heaps of Commodore drivers locked out of their cars and the Fire Dept is out of control ... so where is he?" "He is .......... My Aunt in the garden asked the simple question "Where is Decca? Did Nanna kill him or just knock him around a little?"
Captain Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 "Is that all?" "No. One of the Cherubs has signed a Stat Dec that it was touched inappropriately when the mints were removed". Photo of witness attached ....... [ATTACH]11927[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]11928[/ATTACH] ....... Someone has removed the photos of the complainant from post #2111 ......... even though there has not been a suppression order from the Cherub's Court Case. What is going on? Or have the Turbodangler's lawyers taken action in the Supreme Court?
turboplanner Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 "And Ahlocks the Harlock is missing, so put out an APB as there are heaps of Commodore drivers locked out of their cars and the Fire Dept is out of control ... so where is he?" "He is .......... "visiting Ho Ho to look at his puddle jumping Skyranger" said Turbo "He's sick of being bullied by the RPT jet jocks, and figures he can buy a block with a chook shed and and tennis court at the end of town, and that will give him his own hangar and runway" The Golden Rat was amazed "he always defended the rivet box" he said " and he seemd to like chatting with the boys in uniform" "His mind was changed when he saw an ad for a Skyranger Swift" said Turbo "although it sounds a bit to me like a Morris Minor GT, probably increases the speed from 67 to 68 knots" "Well where's Deccadent?" asked Ratatat "That's another story; he went looking for Nanna, and there she was, the good time girl of the town with "Ready for sex" in her eyes, but "bring a paper bag" on her body (thanks to Bill Bryson). "That didn't worry Deccadence, an old stud from way back, and he's been "engaged" ever since" said Turbo........
turboplanner Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 Someone has removed the photos of the complainant from post #2111 ......... even though there has not been a suppression order from the Cherub's Court Case. What is going on? Or have the Turbodangler's lawyers taken action in the Supreme Court? "They are visible", said Madam Doubtfire, who was not averse to turning on Wagga's Wagga's Own and sling them in the wagon with the associated cland as they his the front wall, "to people who can count up to 12 without using their fingers" she said. "For example they are visible to that nice Turbo who gave me a minty and plenty at Henty" she continued with a smirk....
Captain Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 "Well where's Deccadent?" asked Ratatat "That's another story; he went looking for Nanna, and there she was, the good time girl of the town with "Ready for sex" in her eyes, but "bring a paper bag" on her body (thanks to Bill Bryson). "That didn't worry Deccadence, an old stud from way back, and he's been "engaged" ever since" said Turbo........ "For the 1st time in my life, I think I'm in love" replied Nanna. "That Decca is FANTASTIC and doesn't just stop at 10, or mere Deccadence ........... and not a blue pill in sight. He's an adventurous soul too & I think I have lost my ...........
turboplanner Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 "For the 1st time in my life, I think I'm in love" replied Nanna. "That Decca is FANTASTIC and doesn't just stop at 10, or mere Deccadence ........... and not a blue pill in sight. He's an adventurous soul too & I think I have lost my ........... "...infatuation with Pete, who used to like playing tunnel rats......"
Guest Decca Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 Deccadent & Ahlocks had been working silently, furtively, though independently, in an attempt to make some connection (sense even) in the proceedings. Especially today, the proceedings have been rapid! Nana was guarded about her private life, defensive in fact, but did say that Deccadent said I can read your body like a book & won’t judge it by it’s cover, however beautiful it is. Alas, she added, my Deccadent was carted off to the Base yesterday so Mr. High could look down his throat, and discovered 16 lolly wrappers and nothing else. When Daeccadent had recovered sufficiently from the Indian anesthetists concoction, he said “right, I sorta got diverted there but I’m going to get to the bottom of this!” Next step is…….
Captain Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 "...infatuation with Pete, who used to like playing tunnel rats......" "I really miss BigPete's contributions to the NES" confided El Cappo. " I miss him too" replied Nanna "But fortunately I have my new friend Decca who performs almost up to BIGPete's standard, because Decca is like a Deccathlete when he gets up a head of steam, and you mention "Tunnel Rats". Well let me tell you about the DeccaRat and the time he ............... The Rivet gun of my aunt is in the garden ............ ready to be borrowed by McJocklocks when he gets back on deck
Captain Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 "Well let me tell you about the DeccaRat and the time he ............... .............. accidentally turned off engine numbers 3 & 4 that time when he sat back to have his coffee with his feet up on the panel. "You think that was a hoot?" replied his Skipper at the time. "You should have seen him ...........
Guest Decca Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 ….after the Cocos Island post-flight crew party in Perth. Deccadent sighed “if only Nanna had been there…”
Guest Decca Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 …Four engines?” Protested Deccadent. “You’ve been flying DC-4’s too long Captain FoxHunter.” “Unless you count the auxiliary power unit as number 4”. And on a 727 I have to switch off the APU before take-off”. Of course this doesn’t explain why the coffee smashed into the primary flight instruments as the flying boot left the panel, nor why No 3 was only turning because of the airflow. Deccadent sighed again "If only Nanna were here.......
Captain Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 Deccadent sighed again "If only Nanna were here....... "Well I am here now Deccadent" whispered Nanna "So come and put a dent in this, Decca." "Who cares if there were 3 of those round rotating thingos, or 4" said Decca "All I want is .......
ahlocks Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 "If only Nanna were here....... ...she could suck start a Jumbo and still have the oomph to get No 3 spun up. Noting that El Ratto had beaten him to the send, McRivet wandered off to make another cup of coffee and scheme up some skulldugery...... ===================
turboplanner Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 ......which seemd to be taking quite a long time. "Oh well, they say not to cook in aluminium because it gives you.... it gives you.....I've forgotten. Anyway, flying in it must do the same" said Turbo to a clearly revitalised Rat. "It's wonderful news that they only found lolly papers down Deccadence's throat" he said, at the same time making a mental note to give Deccadence a good kicking for giving away the fact that Turbo had let him stay in his room while only paying for a single.....
ahlocks Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 Having cottoned on to Turb's Hansel and Gretel homing system, (can't trust a GPS now can we :no no:) he scurried off south to place a few diversions in case the mexican marauder tried to return. "Heh Heh! I'll divert him out via Chewka :bounce:and he'll disappear into the ether just like VanishedPete. " chuckled McRivet as he hastily chewed into a 10kg bag of arctic mints so he'd have enough wrappers. Meanwhile a solitary aircraft flew over head maintaining a very precise altitude (plus or minus 20 feet) and with the radio off, :uhoh2: so his eyesight wouldn't fail....... ==============
turboplanner Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 Meanwhile a solitary aircraft flew over head maintaining a very precise altitude (plus or minus 20 feet) and with the radio off, :uhoh2: so his eyesight wouldn't fail.......============== .....Turbo had taken to the air, having sold his house and possessions to meet the cost of the two hour hire in Jabiru Wun Wing Down (sorry, forgot this wasn't pprune - 0412) He scorned the GPS, even scorned Biggleswas's $2 compass - he'd learnt to navigate by studying the Egyptians. Captain Starlet from Rodney Bay had ridiculed this, saying "If they were sailing the Nile they could only be going upriver, downriver or bumping into the banks!" But he was wrong. Not many people knew there was a young Pharaoh buried near Gosford (get on the web if you don't believe me). He'd navigated all the way to Australian (which was probably called Mulla Mulla or Wog Wog then), only to be bitten by a snake, which is depicted on the rocks. Turbo sniggered that Horlocks clearly relied on a piece of Chinese electronics that had a life cycle of 23 minutes. He was heading up the Murrumbidgee to Wagga Wagga for another session with Madam Doubtfire. He looked out the window at the fences - everyone knew that in Victoria they ran True North, and in New South Wales Magnetic North (because NSW people didn't know how to convert to TN.) He was obviously heading 061 magnetic. He looked up and snapped his stopwatch as Soyuz 17 flew over, snapped it again as Zykop 23 (Turbo was one of the few people trusted with this knowldge) came over the horizon, and again as Wing Chook 3 zoomed by (sorry about the GPS crack guys). Using the 4000 year old Egyptian calculation he identified he was abeam Henty and would be arriving in YSWG2 shortly......
ahlocks Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 ...Using the 4000 year old Egyptian calculation he identified he was abeam Henty and would be arriving in YSWG2 shortly...... "Drat and dagnabit!" scowled McRivet, "He's not coming by road this time, so the cunning plan has failed." Quickly he reached for the phone and reported a bogie inbound to WGA(x2) airbourne defence. "SCRAMBLE! SCRAMBLE! SCRAMBLE!" rang out on the tannoy as the klaxon sounded the alarm. The sound of a squadron of warriors starting shook the earth and rattled windows as far away as Tarcutta.... ============ Bugga! gotta go...someone's set fire to sumthin...
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