The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

..... had always subscribed to the mantra " They are all pink inside" and he found this to be true when Pink had 2 weeks off after her Townsville concert, so rented an AirB&B up on Darraweit Guim heights and spent a lot of time lounging on the bar at the Darraweit Guim Tourist Hotel, where she spotted the CT and decided to use him as her ......

Edited April 19 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....mascot....on the front mudguard of her Harley.

For three days CT suffered massive tyre burn in the sensitive area, until he .................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.....mascot....on the front mudguard of her Harley.

For three days CT suffered massive tyre burn in the sensitive area, until he .................

.... was able to turn around to show her what a fine specimen he was, tyre burns and all.

 

"Is that naturally black?" she asked him with admiration.

 

"If you think that's impressive, have a quiz at these" the CT said proudly, and she immediately ......

Edited April 19 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......smacked him in the teeth. Pink was no fool, visiting the ice cream shop at Seaford on a regular basis, and she knew a fake autograph when she saw one.

 

"He's been dead for 34 years" she said pointing ..........................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

"He's been dead for 34 years" she said pointing .....

...... because, while CT was still proud of it, it certainly did look either comatose or deceased, and while he thought that it was still recoverable, the ....

[Captain]

..... absence of Turbo and his proxies, the Singular Root, Captain Bull, and the Bunny Buster from DG (with his holy 5 streams [known locally as the Ganges, the Nile, the Amazon, the Rhine and the Yarra]) makes it very hard for the NES to continue, and that's a real CT.

 

Or have they perhaps all fallen fowl of the eSafety Commissar and been silenced for cracking a joke or 2?

 

NOTICE TO ALL NESERS  ...... The above post has been added, as a material fact, into Elon's legal action,..... the NES and Wreck Frying being two of the final true bastions of free expression. 

Edited April 23 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....purple putrification indicated that maybe not, so he asked CT to start it. CT made a half-hearted effort, so Cappy grabbed the starter cord and yanked it with his considerable bulk. The Bluehead crackled into life as if it had only been running yesterday.

 

Cappy started to adjust the ..........................

Edited April 23 by turboplanner

[Captain]

39 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Cappy started to adjust the .....

..... disc valves and his undies, as Cappy is a recognized expert with Rotax 2 strokes and he had been crouching down, so that, in combination  .......

[turboplanner]

9 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... disc valves and his undies, as Cappy is a recognized expert with Rotax 2 strokes and he had been crouching down, so that, in combination  .......

...........the metallic grinding disappeared from the exhaust crackle and his undies stretched to reveal the brown and green stains which onlookers often took to be camo patterns - jungle camo.

 

This Thruster was unusual in that it ...................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

...........the metallic grinding disappeared from the exhaust crackle and his undies stretched to reveal the brown and green stains which onlookers often took to be camo patterns - jungle camo.

 

This Thruster was unusual in that it ...................

.... had a spare engine mounted in the vertical stabilizer and another one on each wing for spare parts ... The Thruster designer was a great fan of the DeHaviland Islander ... including of the crappy harmonics. (But sparr pistons and liners were so particularly prized for any flight off airport), so a Thruster with 4 blueheads became known, colloquially as a ......

 

The brown & green noticed by the onlookers may have been the undies that Cappy bought on sale after the Moorabbin Mardi Gras as it turns out that they were made from the thousands of unsold gay pride "progress" flags. Cappy may also have flashed a little bit of the pink of the flag too, as we are all pink inside (except for WA persons, who are all a strange ochre and sand colour inside).

 

 

Edited April 23 by Captain

[turboplanner]

........Four on the floor, because that's mostly where these grossly over-engined T-Birds stayed. In that respect they were pretty much like aircraft with radial engines, which ..............

[Captain]

17 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........Four on the floor, because that's mostly where these grossly over-engined T-Birds stayed. In that respect they were pretty much like aircraft with radial engines, which ..............

..... look orgasmically fantastic, but .......

[turboplanner]

.............like extreme blondes (NTTIAWWT) tended to disappoint, particularly when the big ends started knocking.

Turbo had been lurking around the hangar trying to get a photo to put in the Silly photos category before this monster spilt its guts all over the airport, when he came across an old Jab in need of a good wash. It had what used to be called a dickie seat behind the other two. The pilot was working on the engine with an over-sized wrench, then another came out from the workshop holding a freshly washed set of grommets followed by another one pushing a trolley. They all looked the same; they all sounded the same; when one winked, the others winked; when one spoke the others spoke in the same tone and syntax. They were identical twins.

Turbo called Cappy over and whispered ...............

[Captain]

On 24/04/2024 at 5:22 PM, turboplanner said:

...... spoke in the same tone & syntax. They were identical twins.

Turbo called Cappy over and whispered ............

..... "Are they taxing sin now? Because if so, we will be in trouble" ....... then he laughed that infectious Turbo laugh that has been so capitivating to his hundreds of close friends over the decades.

 

However, before Crappy could reply, one of the twins giggled at Turdboy's joke, put his hand on his sibbling's shoulder, and said "......

Edited April 26 by Captain

[Captain]

On 24/04/2024 at 5:22 PM, turboplanner said:

They all looked the same; they all sounded the same; when one winked, the others winked; when one spoke the others spoke in the same tone and syntax. They were identical twins.

Are any of our brighter NESers able to decipher the above 2 lines for Cappy?

 

Surely "when one winked, the others winked" and "when one spoke the others spoke" indicates that there are more than 2 of 'em, therefore triplets or quadruplets or more, etc.

 

Cappy is confused as he knows that Turbo always likes to be precise ....... and he is always (automatically) 100% correct ..... so is there some other explanation, please, dear friends.

Edited April 26 by Captain

[turboplanner]

............"He's one of us Thethil" and the three of them climbed aboard the monster ultralight.

Those who witnessed the take off that day say ............................................

 

[Cappy had picked up the old CIA code sending a message in clear sight to his fellow embedded agents, but we can't tell you what it is]

 

 

[Captain]

32 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

............"He's one of us Thethil" and the three of them climbed aboard the monster ultralight.

Those who witnessed the take off that day say ............

...... it reminded them of the final days of Easter in the Holy Land, with Turbo rising from the hangar and into the firmament with a strange light behind his head, ....... and Theth + his brothers fluttering their wings and ..........

Edited April 26 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.........falling to the ground as the wax melted from all their hot air.

Cappy had a little flutter too but all that Bombay curry ensured he remained non aerodynamic because at that moment along came......

[Captain]

On 26/04/2024 at 6:03 PM, turboplanner said:

.........falling to the ground as the wax melted from all their hot air.

Cappy had a little flutter too but all that Bombay curry ensured he remained non aerodynamic because at that moment along came......

..... the "Big Guy", ........ Icarus, himself.

 

Icarus had always wanted to fly "Rag and Tube" but he did not have the sheckles, so he formed and led the "Feathers and Wax" subdivision of the AUF.

 

When he saw Thethil and his thiblings fall to the ground he called out to them using the accent of a Greek Melabourne Taxi Driver "Hey Maate, do you know that there are more Griks in Melabourne than there are in Athens, maate ...... Hey, maate, youze a gotta use Gorrilla Glue, and nota that chip wax, maate".

 

Thethil stood up, brushed off the rat droppings (he had landed in a Melbourne suburb), took Iccy across the road to Bunnings for a snag, cooked by the Moorabbin Gay & Not-Yet-Gay Scouts Group (the MG&NYGSG), and went inside to buy some of the aformentioned adhesive.

 

Iccy had never seen anything like Bunnings (nor had the leader of the MG&NYGSG seen anything as impressive as Iccy in his G-string) and Iccy commented ".......

 

Icarus, having a bit of a pose and doing the equivalent of a missed approach at the Moorabbin strip.

 

PS - Turbo has a short back & sides flat-top just like Iccy, ever since his days with Cappy up the Khyber.

Edited April 28 by Captain

[turboplanner]

"Maaate!"(This was of course the classic Greek address, brought to Melbourne by Fish & Chip operators, as in MAAAATE, you're ten cents short! or Maate if you were a taxi driver) "Can you help me put some of this Gorilla Grip on? What he didn't know was that he was addressing a young One Tick, dressed in shorts, held up at the Tick Gate at Ceduna, and with the attitude of all young sand gripers. "How come you've got a Cotton On G String?" he asked. "Maaate!, I was told to dress up when I came to Victoria' we normally don't wear anything, ust let it all hang out; you've probably seen out statues. They are not full size of course because the wimpy Greek Parliament limited the size you can publicly display on a statue; You should have seen the real David!"

One Tick started attaching the feathers with Gorilla Grip.

The problem was that One Tick was a budding Ornithologist, and every time he picked up a feather he spent time lifting it to feel the weight and texture, spinning it around to get the right shape, turning it over to get the lighter colour to the bottom - pretty much like a recreational plane kit builder - anything except finishing the project.

A burst of wind on the stcky glue forced the feathers to all point forward and although Icarus noticed it, the glue was now too hard to reset them.

He was about to become a two - time loser as he turned, walked to the edge of the cliff and ............

[Captain]

..... flapping his wings, he went backwards like a Grik .....

 

At exactly that moment Jacqui sent a WhatsUpp message saying "Keep Iccy occupied until I get there, as I like the cut of his jib (sailingref) and the size of his package (jacquilambyhistoricalref).

Edited April 28 by Captain

[turboplanner]

When Icarus heard this he gained the strength to fly forward,

He'd reached Jamaica by the time Jacqui showed up; Cappy, always a copier had stuck his own feathers on with Gorilla Glue.

The problem was they were turkey feathers and he only had a one pack and that was all down.

Jacqui ..................

[Captain]

..... dry reached and said "I think I'll stick with Albo, while ......

[turboplanner]

....a shy ..........

[Captain]

.... Thethil conthidered making hith move.

 

Theth had always thought that she was thexthy and with Jacqui being a member of the Thenate, he altho theriousthly thought that he could be the male equivalent of Albo's blonde lady friend, ..... and thereby get his frequent flying hours up (pluth, from thith posithion of power, he could add those hours into his AUF Feathers and ThuperGlue log book).

 

"I would be the firtht gentleman and I would therefore altho be the .......

Edited April 29 by Captain