The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.........followed the magenta line back to safe Harbour.

Suddenly he realised he was in Goulburn which is not on the coast..........................................

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.... but such a thing is just a mere detail to Captain bull, and as usual he set about quickly addressing the issues that he could control by following the most valuable rules in aviation (avref).

He applied the most proven mnemonics ...... Eyes outside, and then he considered ......

[bull]

12 hours ago, Captain said:

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.... but such a thing is just a mere detail to Captain bull, and as usual he set about quickly addressing the issues that he could control by following the most valuable rules in aviation (avref).

He applied the most proven mnemonics ...... Eyes outside, and then he considered ......

.................these new fangled ipads and that strange magic from the sky "GPS",,,,and whilste Bull waas swiping and sliding and opening etc the aircraft had started to..........................

[Captain]

6 hours ago, bull said:

.................these new fangled ipads and that strange magic from the sky "GPS",,,,and whilste Bull waas swiping and sliding and opening etc the aircraft had started to .........

...... slip and slide almost in unison. 

 

Casual observers admired his crossed controls and his side slips, which provided a better show than the professionals at Avalon or the amateurs at Natfly.

 

Bull turned on his Eriksson flip phone, in expectation of a call from Red Bull, but all he got was a ......

[turboplanner]

....quiet reminder from the helmsman that he was navigating a ship.

bull didn't like the raised eyes and made the mistake of taking his concentration off the ship; the cunning helmsman allowed him to run it into the North...........................

[Captain]

16 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....quiet reminder from the helmsman that he was navigating a ship.

bull didn't like the raised eyes and made the mistake of taking his concentration off the ship; the cunning helmsman allowed him to run it into the North...........................

.... ern arm of the Don River so that his revered Captain could get off at Inveroona and go to the local .....

Edited June 28 by Captain

[turboplanner]

RSL where a slightly mors shrivelled Mavis was allocating tables for dinner at the Bone RSL/

For those who might not know where thye Don River is, the entrance if a kilometre north of Dog-off leash Beach.

By default this meant the crew could wreck Bowen's iconic Grand View Hotel well into the night without being disturbed by that booming controlling bull voice box calling them .................

 

[Captain]

7 hours ago, turboplanner said:

For those who might not know where thye Don River is, the entrance if a kilometre north of Dog-off leash Beach.

By default this meant the crew could wreck Bowen's iconic Grand View Hotel well into the night without being disturbed by that booming controlling bull voice box calling them ........

..... to account.

 

Then bull became The Count von Count, wrapped Mavis in his black leather cape, and said "One, .......

 

bull with his infinity sign

Edited June 29 by Captain

[turboplanner]

two, three er.........er [Joe Moment) er...four,,,,,then Count von Count forgot to count because across the Bone Bistro was ..................................

[Captain]

8 hours ago, turboplanner said:

two, three er.........er [Joe Moment) er...four,,,,,then Count von Count forgot to count because across the Bone Bistro was .....

...... a vision of loveliness (a VOL) far hotter than anything he had seen, or experienced, anywhere in Tasmania (the Canteen Coffee Lady (the CCL) or Jaquie L even).

 

"Wow" thought bull, taking notice of his body's reaction and wheeling out his most suave chat-up line "How about a quick .....

[turboplanner]

.......tour of my ship, and the VOL jumped at the chance. As they approached the ship, with bull becoming more and more confident, the VOL caught the unmistakeable whiff of raw prawns.

 

"Don't you come the raw prawn with me!" she said and turned ...............................

[Captain]

..... really, really bitter & twisted (JaquiLref), before she had fully considered her ......

[turboplanner]

....position. Here she was, lonely and reduced to sitting on the phone going through the dating apps everyday and coming up with people who used fake photos, had no teeth and couldn't spell.

On the3 other hand she'd just abused the somewhat handsome and beefy bull, fresh from a huge trawling season, about to go to Melbourne to buy another McLaren and his favourite, a Cessna Caravan which he can fit out in plush lounge style for ................

[Captain]

..... his new business caĺled "Mile High Adventures", which he allied with his existing flying (avref) tour titled "Fascinating Places to See in Tasmania" (the highly regarded FPtSiT tour).

 

However there had always been one key issue with the FPtSiT venture, which was compounded when he added MHA to the itinerary, and that was that Tasmania and "Fascinating Places" go together like pork and middle eastern religions, and this caused bull some .....

[turboplanner]

..........sleepless nights. He'd tried advertising tours to the priceless lakes district which the Federal Government had stepped in to preserve for all time, but they'd have been better off seeding the area with gelignite. It was just a series of old dams the orchardists used to use when Tasmania grew apples. These days they just import the apples from Colombia.

The new manager of Turbine Cat Farms Tasmania Ltd, Que Li Qi came to trhe rescue. Fur sales were slow in the summer and the sales didn't cover the processing cost, so Que and bull picked out an area of bush sprayed stripes on 5,000 cats and released them into the bush.

 

bull started selling tickets, hinting that extinct Tasmanian Tigers were on the breed again, the tourists flocked in and he added competitions for the most sightings.

 

Parks Tasmania started whining, but when the government slapped on a $10.00 Tiger fee, they all got a raise and could be seen with their Hiluxes, green uniforms and six packs of stubbies finding good vantage points.

 

bull also went looking for Tigers in the Drifter with the intent of mustering them into the areas he could get his 4WD Build Your Dreams buses.

 

It was a Tuesday and it was raining, so he was soaking in the sparse protection of the Drifter when he saw a pack of around 400 cats.

 

He dived down and mustered them into a tight knot, but .................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Captain]

..... for our beloved & dynamic captain bull, herding cats was akin to his passion (avref) for fire walking and .....

[turboplanner]

... he put the Drifter’s nose down and headed for the stripers.

Something happens to a cat when it goes bush; it becomes very nasty and fights like a thrashing machine. bull got the Drifter just that little bit too low and 32 striped cats leaped up and hung on. The Drifter staggered and started to fall.....

Edited July 2 by turboplanner

[Captain]

33 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

... he put the Drifter’s nose down and headed for the stripers.

Something happens to a cat when it goes bush; it becomes very nasty and fights like a thrashing machine. bull got the Drifter just that little bit too low and 32 striped cats leaped up and hung on. The Drifter staggered and started to fall.....

..... (avref), and then .......

Edited July 2 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....the cats attacked, tearing the Drifters fabric to ribbons. bull .................

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....the cats attacked, tearing the Drifters fabric to ribbons. bull .................

..... 's natural muscle memory skills kicked in and he threw ......

[turboplanner]

.....his spare Laptop at the lead Cat, which the others had Christened "Captain" because he was always r....

[Captain]

3 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....his spare Laptop at the lead Cat, which the others had Christened "Captain" because he was always r....

...... eading the NES while licking his b.......

Edited July 2 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....allpoint pen to get that last bit of drying ink.

Now some people might think it strange that a striped cat playing the part of a Tasmanian Tiger would have any use for a ballpoint pen let alone lick it but , good NES friends, take a look at what the serious flying community is talking about and ask why they would be treating aircraft engine mounts with KY jelly.

bull had scared the cats and Cpatin dropped his pen and sank his teeth into bull's elbow as he passed.

This led to the secondary action of yaw, and the Drifter cartwheeled into the cluster of cats which by now were well and truly revved up for a ................

[Captain]

..... serious blue, and it was Cpartin that was the biggest troublemaker.

 

Their time at the cat farm with Tubby (sometimes joking called Tabby behind his back) meant that many of the moggies had taken on some of Turbo's personality traits and that spelt trouble for bull as he was ejected from the cartwheeling Drifter and tried to land on his feet.

"That landing looked a bit like Nadia Cominich, although a tad more portly" said Cpartin "So .......

[turboplanner]

.......you'll have to do it again.

bull, bleeding from orifices, bruised to the level that he'd be graded as a rare steak, scratched beyond belief by the Tasmanian tigers thought about the humanity of it and .............................

[Captain]

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......you'll have to do it again.

bull, bleeding from orifices, bruised to the level that he'd be graded as a rare steak, scratched beyond belief by the Tasmanian tigers thought about the humanity of it and .........

...... decided to get the moggies under control by using his experience from the trenches and caves of Bora Bora (bull had been retained by OBL and the Taliban to plan the .....

Edited July 3 by Captain