The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

2 hours ago, bull said:

.of these beltings soon had a que of degenerates all dressed in tight black leather outfits, [even Turdy could be seen down the back wearing an old outfit from the blue oyster days] all waiting for a "nice " belting [some even sticking their arses up in the air instead of a limp wrist.This caused a ............

..... flood of objections from the straight laced members of Wreck Flying, but as usual the Moderators cut bull a fair bit of slack ..... because they just have to, that's all.

 

And besides, after using an ASIO AI app, bull was able to show that that is Moderator 12 in the photo.

 

Moderator 12 is not a mollydooker, but he has been a Molly doer ........ being Molly from Countdown. But then again, who hasn't? 

 

OT feigned .......

[turboplanner]

....wave of fear in the community, particularly in the Bistros of the  rish and famous like Cappy's dining spot (not that he ever wore leather or gave any indication of his persuasions other than ...................

[onetrack]

........admitting to actually voting for a Green candidate once, as the candidate was a rather good-looking member of the female variety, and Cappy admitted to letting his primal urges override his good judgement, at that particular polling place on that day. However, he was brought to his senses when Turbo pulled him aside and hissed in his ear, ".................

[Captain]

On 25/07/2024 at 10:23 AM, Captain said:

..... flood of objections from the straight laced members of Wreck Flying, but as usual the Moderators cut bull a fair bit of slack ..... because they just have to, that's all.

 

And besides, after using an ASIO AI app, bull was able to show that that is Moderator 12 in the photo.

 

Moderator 12 is not a mollydooker, but he has been a Molly doer ........ being Molly from Countdown. But then again, who hasn't? 

 

OT feigned .......

A wasted post, leapfrogged by the TurgidPlonker, even though he is Cappy's best mate.

[Captain]

19 hours ago, onetrack said:

........admitting to actually voting for a Green candidate once, as the candidate was a rather good-looking member of the female variety, and Cappy admitted to letting his primal urges override his good judgement, at that particular polling place on that day. However, he was brought to his senses when Turbo pulled him aside and hissed in his ear, ".................

....... Sarah Hanson-MiddleAged is not for you, dear friend, you would be wise to direct your efforts elsewhere and at ......

Edited July 26 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....that moment the mentally bruised Cappy, grushed because Turbo had missed one his most important posts and gained a "Post of theYear" elephant stamp from Een himself, decided to show up personally and to write another post "live".

 

His tongue was no sooner hanging out the side of his mouth where Sara Havesomething-Else  ....................

[Captain]

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

His tongue was no sooner hanging out the side of his mouth where Sara Havesomething-Else  ....................

..... got "them" out on Cappy's live podcast (which is more popular than Joe Rogan and Chris Bowen combined, amongst aviation officianadoes) and she then .......

[turboplanner]

.......proceeded to distract Cappy for the rest of the podcast......or as much as we saw before ASIO or CASA or ASIC stepped in and the screen went back.

Turbine Black Web managed to get a copy of the podcast and were selling subscriptions so fast that by 3 am this morning 3,262,456 subscriptions had been sold.

This was a trick Turbo had learned years ago when he had a modest website which discussed the structural history of chicken shed manufacture.

Cappy was aghast because now on his Facebook page where he posted things like "The Gin Bottle of France" or the exciting, "Kapooka Trail" where he claimed to eat the eyeballs of enemy soldiers in front of them, was this HD video of "everything"

He received an email from the Bombay Rifle Club cancelling his membership and asking for a copy so they could "Verify" it, and soon Cappy was "giving away" as many copies as turbo was selling, and .......

 

[Captain]

...... it was unfortunate that Turdy's run of success came to a shuddering halt when his live events production company was named as the driving force behind the concept development for certain sections of the Paris Opening Ceremony.

 

Not only was that a scandal, alone, but Turbo always follows Alfy Hitchcock's example and makes cameo appearances in his productions. 

 

It is therefore of little surprise that the question is being asked whether that was Turbo in the black shorty shorts with one plumb exposed?

 

As his best mate since we were both on our 1st Tour up the Khyber, I have to admit that it does look a bit like him .... and one of his (NTTIAWWT).

 

The controversy......

Edited July 29 by Captain

[Captain]

Postscript  ...... The Turbine Flag Raising Company  (The until now highly regarded TFRC) has also copped a bit of stick since the opening ceremony.

But as Turbo has so often said "Who ever knows which way is up with all those dopy rings .... or which way around. We have a 25% chance of getting it right next time, so that's good enough."

Edited July 30 by Captain

[turboplanner]

7 hours ago, Captain said:

......started when a member of this forum scratched his own, decided who he would pick on today and and suggested in Paris Match Au Line that he had been showing the wrong plum. He said “Parers is in the north hem so it should of been the left one” The thread has been going for days with one person saying you’re better off without them, and the other claiming that Turbo cheated. One even .......

Edited July 30 by turboplanner

[Captain]

On 30/07/2024 at 6:46 PM, turboplanner said:

......started when a member of this forum scratched his own, decided who he would pick on today and and suggested in Paris Match Au Line that he had been showing the wrong plum. He said “Parers is in the north hem so it should of been the left one” The thread has been going for days with one person saying you’re better off without them, and the other claiming that Turbo cheated. One even .......

..... noted that when they swing like a plumb-bob in Paris they swing anticlockwise, when viewed from below (erky perky) while glistening in the northern lights (see below), which is also the name of a gay bar in the 7th Arrondisement, where Turbo once spent a happy time just .....

 

 

Edited August 1 by Captain

[turboplanner]

..................regarder les caniches français et manger des croissants jusqu'à un grand.........

 

[Captain]

On 01/08/2024 at 4:20 PM, turboplanner said:

..................regarder les caniches français et manger des croissants jusqu'à un grand.........

 

...... What? "The pen of your Aunt is in the garden, again?"

 

Standby Tubb and we'll see what can be done once an interpretor is available, as they are all tied up by the IOC at the moment rewriting press articles.

 

Le .......

[turboplanner]

3 hours ago, Captain said:

...... What? "The pen of your Aunt is in the garden, again?"

 

Standby Tubb and we'll see what can be done once an interpretor is available, as they are all tied up by the IOC at the moment rewriting press articles.

 

Le .......

Le Turbo , speaking to you from the headquarters of Turbine Olympics LLB, Paris, France thanks Le Capitaine for his comment and will reach out as soon as possible. Some people may have noticed a hideous array of inappropriate colours at these Olympics, purple tennis courts, puce rowing centre, yellow River Seine and was advise that the Ad Agency Manager we hired for the set up has taken indefinite leave to spend more time with his family. On the other hand Le Turbo has had some good responses from the IOC on his application for recreational flying to become an Olympic sport with just a few ................

[onetrack]

......additional French flavours, such as being attacked by rioters whilst attempting to take off, being shot at by Middle Eastern Muslim immigrants if one flies too low over certain Paris suburbs, being roughed up by the Gendarmes because they don't recognise the accent and clothing, and think you're a would-be terrorist about to knife a dozen people - and of course, being penalised because your instruments aren't all metric. Despite all this, Turbo managed to get his Turbine Drifter airborne, only to find that some thieving French scumbag had.............

[Captain]

17 hours ago, onetrack said:

 some thieving French scumbag had.............

..... used his Drifter to store half a tonne of stolen almond croissants, a goodly amount of French pride, and a taxi driver's poodle. 

 

"Mais wee" said Turbs to himself, once he realised that he should have gone before he took off.

 

But, as all NESers know, Turdy is ever the opportunist and while his bladder-was-bursting (avref), he .....

Edited August 4 by Captain

[turboplanner]

........headed for Amiens.

On the way he steered well clear of Poix-de Picardie in case he caught some, then it was smooth flying to Amiens where he met Mademoiselle...........................................

Edited August 4 by turboplanner

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

........headed for Amiens.

On the way he steered well clear of Poix-de Picardie in case he caught some, then it was smooth flying to Amiens where he met Mademoiselle.......

.... Jabba le Hutt, who had been the centerpiece for stunningly successful Olympics trans last supper.

 

While Turbo has always been well known for being partial to stunningly beautiful ladies of ample proportions, this was .....

[bull]

28 minutes ago, Captain said:

.... Jabba le Hutt, who had been the centerpiece for stunningly successful Olympics trans last supper.

 

While Turbo has always been well known for being partial to stunningly beautiful ladies of ample proportions, this was .....

.pushing the envelope [avref] into an unknown realm that...............

[Captain]

2 hours ago, bull said:

.pushing the envelope [avref] into an unknown realm that .....

.... would have burst any envelope that is smaller than a 20 ft container or a .....

[turboplanner]

...similar object of that size, but ..........................

[Captain]

14 hours ago, turboplanner said:

...similar object of that size, but ..........................

..... except when the metric conversion means that .....

[turboplanner]

There is some doubt as to the size, and this was the case with Jabba Le Hutt because she was a Metric, an integral part of mother La France who, it has to be said, could throw a tantrum or two her royal self, particularly since Australia cancelled it's sub order after finding out the were only powered by 2 litre Renault engines and ...........................

 

 

 

Jabba on stage referring to the brave actions of his great grandmother who fought in le Revolution de la France, supported by Turbo and Cappy who in the heat of the battle were firing their muskets so fast the barrels were glowing red.

[Captain]

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

There is some doubt as to the size, and this was the case with Jabba Le Hutt because she was a Metric, an integral part of mother La France who, it has to be said, could throw a tantrum or two her royal self, particularly since Australia cancelled it's sub order after finding out the were only powered by 2 litre Renault engines and .......

 

...... 1958 2 litre Renaults at that.

 

Meanwhile Jabba had been out celebrating the bad publicity and needed an even bigger hut, and the burns on Turbo's hands, from when he grabbed Cappy's red hot barrel by mistake, had turned to calluses, which Turbs was quickly learning to enjoy, as it made his hand feel like somebody elses.

 

Long nights on his bunk in the trawler had turned Bull's thoughts to grabbing hold of the exhaust manifold, as he considered .....

 

Tubb's hand soon after he grabbed Cappy's barrel. 

Edited August 6 by Captain