Captain Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 (edited) 5 hours ago, turboplanner said: ......Vern was going through one of his Blue periods. As we know the V1 wasn't exactly a roaring success, most of them shooting straight over the top of England and landing out in the Artic Sea. Dolph cracked a joke and said Vern would be better off making pendants and the rest is history, ..... although Vern is recorded to have provided an explanation to Dolph that said, in German, that the performance of the V1 was akin to premature ejaculation, and could therefore be cured by lots of practice and a lack of good looking partners (and that, dear readers, is where Ukraine came to the fore as a member of the axis). The result was the V2 and Vern never looked back, although he did become synonymous with ....... Edited October 9 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 ...the Ku Klux Clan German Chapter when he moved to Florida. He said it was for the sun, but as Mar-a Lago Avenue started filing with Shultz, Von Einem, Bleck, and Schatsenbaken families and Schitzels and Pretzels were added to the local pub's menu of gumbo, he began to wonder if he would be noticed, so volunteered his rocket skills to the US Government. NASA didn't say anything but remember that time when one of the rockets went round and round the earth three times before they could get it down, and the Mars rocket that shot past Mars and was last heard heading for .................. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 .... downtown London, however the floridian Germans were still using Enigma for their messaging, as WhatsApp was still a few years away, and with Benedict Cumberbatch's solution to the enigma codes, the poms were able to ...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted October 12 Share Posted October 12 .......shift London 50 km to the west and Dr WVB missed again. In typical US fashion they gave him the job of hitting.......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted October 12 Share Posted October 12 22 minutes ago, turboplanner said: .......shift London 50 km to the west and Dr WVB missed again. In typical US fashion they gave him the job of hitting.......... ..... the moon, after all, how hard can it be? But when NASA stipulated "No Warheads,.............. just astronauts", Vern became...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted Saturday at 03:35 AM Share Posted Saturday at 03:35 AM ....jittery; he knew the Americans weren't into Final Solutions and even one life could get you into trouble, and he'd been telling people his parents were Cambodian, hence the accent. He would have to be careful setting up the track, and as he tapped it out on his IBM Golf Ball, he hesitated; was it 245+sqroot*40 or 2 squroot 40*45............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted Saturday at 01:37 PM Share Posted Saturday at 01:37 PM (edited) 10 hours ago, turboplanner said: ....jittery; he knew the Americans weren't into Final Solutions and even one life could get you into trouble, and he'd been telling people his parents were Cambodian, hence the accent. He would have to be careful setting up the track, and as he tapped it out on his IBM Golf Ball, he hesitated; was it 245+sqroot*40 or 2 squroot 40*45............................. ....... when Kevin Kostner said "Hey Vern, drop that calculating malarkey and allow this black girl to work it out for you". Hence they hit the moon 1st shot and Dolph sent Vern a coded message from Argentina, asking why he didn't hire that Aftican American lass as part of Dolph's "Blow up the Pommies with Rockets" program in '44, when it really mattered. Vern 's Cambodian connection had not hitherto been exposed, until Pol Pot von Braun wrote an editorial in the Cambodian Daily Mail saying that he reckoned that the Nazis were pussies and he could do a much better job at ...... Edited Saturday at 01:41 PM by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted Saturday at 11:27 PM Share Posted Saturday at 11:27 PM (edited) Here is a sympathetic photo of Pol Pot von Braun. Cappy has just completed a 6 hour genealogical investigation and as can be seen from his hairline and his defective jaw, there is also Turbine family blood in there, from his mum's side. Edited Saturday at 11:29 PM by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted Wednesday at 03:18 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 03:18 PM (edited) Dear NESers. It is perhaps unsurprising that mention of a homicidal, genocidal, exterminatal, maniac herein, with blood ties to Turbo, has brought these 873 pages to an erky perky halt. However in an attempt to justify the previous posts: Below is a photo of Pol flying his sightseeing aircraft. And below is a plot of his favourite route to sightsee and to get a $200 Nom Banh Chok (There are no Mackas on that route, so no MackOz for Pol). Edited Wednesday at 03:27 PM by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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