The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

......started walking down the road. It was a young steer and still clearly remembered the last time it was rounded up and what happened there, so it was putting as much distance as it could from the scene in case they took something else this time.

 

Waygu cattle are Japanese, so he was very polite as he walked along.in the town he greeted many people, gaining instant supporters. He came to a school crossing and obediently crossed with the children. 

 

"Ohayōgozaimasu, yoi kodomo-tachi, watashinonamaeha nobushidesu, gakkō ni kite mo īdesu ka?" he greeted them, and they all gave him their names and invited him into the school.

 

Meanwhile the Police, Stock Inspectors from several districts and the local Dog Management Ute were combing the district to shoot or catch this dangerous steer/get him to the meatworks.

 

The word had got around town and these people  encountered severe hostility from the townspeople who knew he as safe in the school, and would be lucky if he wasn't being put to bed or tied to a tree and fed mud pies.

 

It was all going well until the steer proke down and started crying; "they cit off my ..................

 

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

It was all going well until the steer broke down and started crying; "They cut off my ........

...... テタクルズ" he said with sadness and a voice that was slightly higher than usual.

 

The townspeople .....

 

Hey bull, old friend, we are over here waiting for you on page 875.

Edited October 30 by Captain

[bull]

8 hours ago, Captain said:

...... テタクルズ" he said with sadness and a voice that was slightly higher than usual.

 

The townspeople .....

 

Hey bull, old friend, we are over here waiting for you on page 875.

.found it strange that the :Bull: was seen leaving town in his jackaroo looking over his shoulder. The steers warning loud in his ears Bull was not...............

[turboplanner]

....alone, Bull was not alone, Bull was not alone. As anyone who has flown a jackaroo would know, they are b.............................

[Captain]

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....alone, Bull was not alone, Bull was not alone. As anyone who has flown a jackaroo would know, they are b.............................

..... eautiful machines that fly so well that you would swear that Leonardo had conceived of them (& we are not talking Di Caprio).

 

But Bull was not alone, so .....

[turboplanner]

......(and we are talking about the Bull now) was enjoying the beautiful flying characteristics of this ancient (going back to the days of Mangalore) machine. You may find yourself flying one wing down in a jackaroo, or skidding slighty as you flew your chosen heading, but that was nothing compared to its climbing ability, or perfect landings in any weather.

 

Turbo had flown one up the Gibb River Road and was only limited by the fact that there were no service stations or ....

 

Winton Jackaroo lined up on its runway.   Source: Aeromedia/David C Eyre

https://aeropedia.com.au/content/winton-jackaroo/

 

Edited October 31 by turboplanner

[bull]

17 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......(and we are talking about the Bull now) was enjoying the beautiful flying characteristics of this ancient (going back to the days of Mangalore) machine. You may find yourself flying one wing down in a jackaroo, or skidding slighty as you flew your chosen heading, but that was nothing compared to its climbing ability, or perfect landings in any weather.

 

Turbo had flown one up the Gibb River Road and was only limited by the fact that there were no service stations or ....

 

Winton Jackaroo lined up on its runway.   Source: Aeromedia/David C Eyre

https://aeropedia.com.au/content/winton-jackaroo/

 

This was my first jackaroo,and my second [side stick control]

[bull]

Just now, bull said:

This was my first jackaroo,and my second [side stick control]

.or  rotax dealers around here, as his 503 disintegrated somewhere over.........

[Captain]

29 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo had flown one up the Gibb River Road and was only limited by the fact that there were no service stations .....

..... and Barry wanted Turbo to sing "I've got to get a message to you" while Morris crooned "Tragedy" and the other one wanted .....

Edited October 31 by Captain

[bull]

4 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... and Barry wanted Turbo to sing "I've got to get a message to you" while Morris crooned "Tragedy" and the other one wanted .....

.nothing to do with..........

[Captain]

15 minutes ago, bull said:

..... Gibb River Road .....

Glen Shorrock and Johnny Farnham, from the Little Gibb River Band competed with Bazza and Morry for the main billing in the NES by beating out a new version of "It's a long way there [in a Jackoff]".

Edited October 31 by Captain

[Captain]

4 minutes ago, bull said:

.nothing to do with..........

.... Turbo's great singing voice, which is a cross between Kiri te Kanawa, Cathy Freeman, Luciano Pavarotti and ......

[turboplanner]

....Gina Rhinehart.

Turbo had become nostalgic. As a little boy he had been taken to the Mangalor Airshows where it wasn't unusual to see 50 Ultralights take off in the first 50 metres of the cross strip and fly down it at six feet and 15 wide, banking on to the main strip (leaving a couple in the paddock beyond).

 

He was there that day when Pierre Airbus visited the Show.

 

Not many people know that the conventional control yoke in RPT aircraft was a problem. Airline pilots with fat legs had to retire early because they couldn't achieve steep rates of bank.

 

Pierre was excited to see these Australian Ultralights in action, and was offered a fly.

 

Scott Winton, unaware that Pierre, a brilliant Design Engineer, had never actually flown an aircraft, gave him one of his new Jackaroo Side Stick Control aircraft.

 

"Mon Dieu!" Pierre exclaimed on landing (and not because he had soloed on his first flight), "theese solve the probleem of fat legs, nes ce pas?" and from that time on Airbus aircraft have always had Side Stick Control. For this great invention he sent Scott a selection of French Cheeses and .............

[Captain]

8 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....Gina Rhinehart.

Turbo had become nostalgic. As a little boy he had been taken to the Mangalor Airshows where it wasn't unusual to see 50 Ultralights take off in the first 50 metres of the cross strip and fly down it at six feet and 15 wide, banking on to the main strip (leaving a couple in the paddock beyond).

 

He was there that day when Pierre Airbus visited the Show.

 

Not many people know that the conventional control yoke in RPT aircraft was a problem. Airline pilots with fat legs had to retire early because they couldn't achieve steep rates of bank.

 

Pierre was excited to see these Australian Ultralights in action, and was offered a fly.

 

Scott Winton, unaware that Pierre, a brilliant Design Engineer, had never actually flown an aircraft, gave him one of his new Jackaroo Side Stick Control aircraft.

 

"Mon Dieu!" Pierre exclaimed on landing (and not because he had soloed on his first flight), "theese solve the probleem of fat legs, nes ce pas?" and from that time on Airbus aircraft have always had Side Stick Control. For this great invention he sent Scott a selection of French Cheeses and .............

..... while airlines flying Airbus aircraft have soaked up the world's supply of smelly cheese eating fat legged pilots, the cheeses served on the thin legged Boeing aircraft are .....

[turboplanner]

....winners along with the "Champagne on tap system to each seat". People have been heard lately saying, these are flights to die for, or ...................

[bull]

11 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....Gina Rhinehart.

Turbo had become nostalgic. As a little boy he had been taken to the Mangalor Airshows where it wasn't unusual to see 50 Ultralights take off in the first 50 metres of the cross strip and fly down it at six feet and 15 wide, banking on to the main strip (leaving a couple in the paddock beyond).

 

He was there that day when Pierre Airbus visited the Show.

 

Not many people know that the conventional control yoke in RPT aircraft was a problem. Airline pilots with fat legs had to retire early because they couldn't achieve steep rates of bank.

 

Pierre was excited to see these Australian Ultralights in action, and was offered a fly.

 

Scott Winton, unaware that Pierre, a brilliant Design Engineer, had never actually flown an aircraft, gave him one of his new Jackaroo Side Stick Control aircraft.

 

"Mon Dieu!" Pierre exclaimed on landing (and not because he had soloed on his first flight), "theese solve the probleem of fat legs, nes ce pas?" and from that time on Airbus aircraft have always had Side Stick Control. For this great invention he sent Scott a selection of French Cheeses and .............

.......and some red paint which was used on Bull,s second jackaroo and was quite striking too.... Now this...

[Captain]

2 hours ago, bull said:

.......and some red paint which was used on Bull,s second jackaroo and was quite striking too.... Now this...

Crappy finds this to be a very interesting post, as he has never considered it worth the trouble to paint his aircraft red ..... what, with needing to remove the ASI to get it remarked to increase the VNE by 30%.

 

Ditto with the side stick, as surely a Jackoff Flys slower when flying sideways, except of course when you are sideslipping it vertically into a hot LZ, as Turdy & The Skipper so often did to rescue Tribals up the Khyber. 

Edited November 1 by Captain

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....winners along with the "Champagne on tap system to each seat". People have been heard lately saying, these are flights to die for, or ...................

..... how much they enjoy the Luna Park style thrill ride when the doors are automatically jettisened and the thrillseeker passengers have the wind (and champagne) through their hair.

 

"Yeah Hah" one was heard to say, as he .......

[turboplanner]

....booked his next flight to Bali, where he doesn't bother lying on the beach, but spends the time flying from island to island in a Garuda Boeing 737-800Ng, which they bought cheap by saying "Don't worry about the upgrades."

 

It was on one of these flights that he met ............

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

....booked his next flight to Bali, where he doesn't bother lying on the beach, but spends the time flying from island to island in a Garuda Boeing 737-800Ng, which they bought cheap by saying "Don't worry about the upgrades."

 

It was on one of these flights that he met ............

.... his match, when a particularly daring Garuda Captain flew his 737-800 Ng through the thickest part of the ash plume from the Marapi volcano.

 

"This is how we polish the fan blades and test the door seals" he said, "Before we ......

Edited November 1 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....start the very popular "Find the hidden Door" competition.

In the beginning this involved a passenger being given a small hammer, but some of the fat Americans hit so hard that .......

 

 

Edited November 1 by turboplanner

[Captain]

7 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....start the very popular "Find the hidden Door" competition.

In the beginning this involved a passenger being given a small hammer, but some of the fat Americans hit so hard that .....

.... it was as hard as the somewhat portly American ladies hit on Turbo each year that he goes to Hawai for his holidays, when he ....

[turboplanner]

......at times feels like jumping off Kahekili's Leap but in recent years as soon as Turbo lands one lot of old boilers throws Leis and other things around his neck at the airport, screaming "DO THAT WAIMEA BAY ELVIS SCENE TURBO!" and a dozen or so head out to the Leap hoping to catch Turbo as he ...........................

 

 

[bull]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......at times feels like jumping off Kahekili's Leap but in recent years as soon as Turbo lands one lot of old boilers throws Leis and other things around his neck at the airport, screaming "DO THAT WAIMEA BAY ELVIS SCENE TURBO!" and a dozen or so head out to the Leap hoping to catch Turbo as he ...........................

 

 

.scoffed down he viagra and was  in his prime. But unrest was in the air [avref]amongst the fair maidens who had started to ................

[Captain]

2 hours ago, bull said:

.scoffed down he viagra and was  in his prime. But unrest was in the air [avref]amongst the fair maidens who had started to ................

.... hear, over the interweb about other hot Australian hunks with Kelly Slater and Jackie Chan looks, and an insatiable appetite for ladies, portly or otherwise. 

 

"Hey buddy" They said "Tell us more about that millionaire hunk, Anthony Albanese, and that pocket dynamo Chris Bowen, not to mention Penny Wong, who we hear are .....