turboplanner Posted Wednesday at 05:58 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 05:58 PM ......started walking down the road. It was a young steer and still clearly remembered the last time it was rounded up and what happened there, so it was putting as much distance as it could from the scene in case they took something else this time. Waygu cattle are Japanese, so he was very polite as he walked along.in the town he greeted many people, gaining instant supporters. He came to a school crossing and obediently crossed with the children. "Ohayōgozaimasu, yoi kodomo-tachi, watashinonamaeha nobushidesu, gakkō ni kite mo īdesu ka?" he greeted them, and they all gave him their names and invited him into the school. Meanwhile the Police, Stock Inspectors from several districts and the local Dog Management Ute were combing the district to shoot or catch this dangerous steer/get him to the meatworks. The word had got around town and these people encountered severe hostility from the townspeople who knew he as safe in the school, and would be lucky if he wasn't being put to bed or tied to a tree and fed mud pies. It was all going well until the steer proke down and started crying; "they cit off my .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted Wednesday at 08:26 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 08:26 PM (edited) 2 hours ago, turboplanner said: It was all going well until the steer broke down and started crying; "They cut off my ........ ...... テタクルズ" he said with sadness and a voice that was slightly higher than usual. The townspeople ..... Hey bull, old friend, we are over here waiting for you on page 875. Edited Wednesday at 08:28 PM by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted 20 hours ago Share Posted 20 hours ago 8 hours ago, Captain said: ...... テタクルズ" he said with sadness and a voice that was slightly higher than usual. The townspeople ..... Hey bull, old friend, we are over here waiting for you on page 875. .found it strange that the :Bull: was seen leaving town in his jackaroo looking over his shoulder. The steers warning loud in his ears Bull was not............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago ....alone, Bull was not alone, Bull was not alone. As anyone who has flown a jackaroo would know, they are b............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago 4 hours ago, turboplanner said: ....alone, Bull was not alone, Bull was not alone. As anyone who has flown a jackaroo would know, they are b............................. ..... eautiful machines that fly so well that you would swear that Leonardo had conceived of them (& we are not talking Di Caprio). But Bull was not alone, so ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago (edited) ......(and we are talking about the Bull now) was enjoying the beautiful flying characteristics of this ancient (going back to the days of Mangalore) machine. You may find yourself flying one wing down in a jackaroo, or skidding slighty as you flew your chosen heading, but that was nothing compared to its climbing ability, or perfect landings in any weather. Turbo had flown one up the Gibb River Road and was only limited by the fact that there were no service stations or .... Winton Jackaroo lined up on its runway. Source: Aeromedia/David C Eyre https://aeropedia.com.au/content/winton-jackaroo/ Edited 5 hours ago by turboplanner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 17 minutes ago, turboplanner said: ......(and we are talking about the Bull now) was enjoying the beautiful flying characteristics of this ancient (going back to the days of Mangalore) machine. You may find yourself flying one wing down in a jackaroo, or skidding slighty as you flew your chosen heading, but that was nothing compared to its climbing ability, or perfect landings in any weather. Turbo had flown one up the Gibb River Road and was only limited by the fact that there were no service stations or .... Winton Jackaroo lined up on its runway. Source: Aeromedia/David C Eyre https://aeropedia.com.au/content/winton-jackaroo/ This was my first jackaroo,and my second [side stick control] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Just now, bull said: This was my first jackaroo,and my second [side stick control] .or rotax dealers around here, as his 503 disintegrated somewhere over......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago (edited) 29 minutes ago, turboplanner said: Turbo had flown one up the Gibb River Road and was only limited by the fact that there were no service stations ..... ..... and Barry wanted Turbo to sing "I've got to get a message to you" while Morris crooned "Tragedy" and the other one wanted ..... Edited 4 hours ago by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 4 minutes ago, Captain said: ..... and Barry wanted Turbo to sing "I've got to get a message to you" while Morris crooned "Tragedy" and the other one wanted ..... .nothing to do with.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago (edited) 15 minutes ago, bull said: ..... Gibb River Road ..... Glen Shorrock and Johnny Farnham, from the Little Gibb River Band competed with Bazza and Morry for the main billing in the NES by beating out a new version of "It's a long way there [in a Jackoff]". Edited 4 hours ago by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 4 minutes ago, bull said: .nothing to do with.......... .... Turbo's great singing voice, which is a cross between Kiri te Kanawa, Cathy Freeman, Luciano Pavarotti and ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago ....Gina Rhinehart. Turbo had become nostalgic. As a little boy he had been taken to the Mangalor Airshows where it wasn't unusual to see 50 Ultralights take off in the first 50 metres of the cross strip and fly down it at six feet and 15 wide, banking on to the main strip (leaving a couple in the paddock beyond). He was there that day when Pierre Airbus visited the Show. Not many people know that the conventional control yoke in RPT aircraft was a problem. Airline pilots with fat legs had to retire early because they couldn't achieve steep rates of bank. Pierre was excited to see these Australian Ultralights in action, and was offered a fly. Scott Winton, unaware that Pierre, a brilliant Design Engineer, had never actually flown an aircraft, gave him one of his new Jackaroo Side Stick Control aircraft. "Mon Dieu!" Pierre exclaimed on landing (and not because he had soloed on his first flight), "theese solve the probleem of fat legs, nes ce pas?" and from that time on Airbus aircraft have always had Side Stick Control. For this great invention he sent Scott a selection of French Cheeses and ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago 8 minutes ago, turboplanner said: ....Gina Rhinehart. Turbo had become nostalgic. As a little boy he had been taken to the Mangalor Airshows where it wasn't unusual to see 50 Ultralights take off in the first 50 metres of the cross strip and fly down it at six feet and 15 wide, banking on to the main strip (leaving a couple in the paddock beyond). He was there that day when Pierre Airbus visited the Show. Not many people know that the conventional control yoke in RPT aircraft was a problem. Airline pilots with fat legs had to retire early because they couldn't achieve steep rates of bank. Pierre was excited to see these Australian Ultralights in action, and was offered a fly. Scott Winton, unaware that Pierre, a brilliant Design Engineer, had never actually flown an aircraft, gave him one of his new Jackaroo Side Stick Control aircraft. "Mon Dieu!" Pierre exclaimed on landing (and not because he had soloed on his first flight), "theese solve the probleem of fat legs, nes ce pas?" and from that time on Airbus aircraft have always had Side Stick Control. For this great invention he sent Scott a selection of French Cheeses and ............. ..... while airlines flying Airbus aircraft have soaked up the world's supply of smelly cheese eating fat legged pilots, the cheeses served on the thin legged Boeing aircraft are ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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