The Never Ending Story

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.....known to be fond of kickbacks as regards free air tickets (some long-overdue avref), and to this end, Cappy went out of his way to acquire a number of free business-class seats to well-known holiday destinations, where said judges could frolic with the barely-clad native women, without fear of bringing their office into disrepute. In fact, one judge was so enamoured of the "local talent", he was found with his trousers.............