The Never Ending Story

[onetrack]

...... and which ends up completely rooted. However, there were questions from OT that CT needed to answer. "Why do you need 3 x D7 rippers?". "Have you got a D7?" What's the serial number and and model?" "Is it turboed or naturally aspirated?" "Air-con cabin or open ROPS?" 

CT was a bit flustered by the barrage of questions. To him, a D7 was a D7 and ever since he got the D7 to sort out the DG rabbits once and for all, he didn't think about things like the questions OT posed.

 

In fact, he'd bought the D7 without realising it didn't even have a ripper - a vital component when it comes to ripping up rabbit warrens - and CT went to sleep at night dreaming about ripping up rabbit warrens, and listening to the squeals of dying rabbits.

So now, he had a conundrum. He found out he needed ripper tynes, but then he realised he didn't have a ripper, to which he needed to fit them.

But after talking again with OT, who knew a bloke who knew a supplier, who knew the whereabouts of a D7 ripper, CT was on track again to sort out those pesky rabbits, and it was only going to be a matter of time, money and organisation, before he could......

[CT9000]

5 minutes ago, onetrack said:

...... and which ends up completely rooted. However, there were questions from OT that CT needed to answer. "Why do you need 3 x D7 rippers?". "Have you got a D7?" What's the serial number and and model?" "Is it turboed or naturally aspirated?" "Air-con cabin or open ROPS?" 

CT was a bit flustered by the barrage of questions. To him, a D7 was a D7 and ever since he got the D7 to sort out the DG rabbits once and for all, he didn't think about things like the questions OT posed.

 

In fact, he'd bought the D7 without realising it didn't even have a ripper - a vital component when it comes to ripping up rabbit warrens - and CT went to sleep at night dreaming about ripping up rabbit warrens, and listening to the squeals of dying rabbits.

So now, he had a conundrum. He found out he needed ripper tynes, but then he realised he didn't have a ripper, to which he needed to fit them.

But after talking again with OT, who knew a bloke who knew a supplier, who knew the whereabouts of a D7 ripper, CT was on track again to sort out those pesky rabbits, and it was only going to be a matter of time, money and organisation, before he could......

......stop using explosives and just drink beer whilst driving the dozer ripping burrows .....

[Captain]

1 hour ago, CT9000 said:

......stop using explosives and just drink beer whilst driving the dozer ripping burrows .....

..... but then the truth came out, because in the height of passion, CT had whispered to his girlfriend #3 (CT is a bit of a goer, as well as a complete CT) that his real aim was to use the D7 and the WA sourced rippers to secretly enlarge the Arrivals & Departure holes at DG International.

 

"I thought that he was referring to mine" she said to the DG office of the ABC, before CT .....

Edited 2 hours ago by Captain