The Never Ending Story

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............play Elvis Presley songs all day?

OT was apologising profusely when Turbo butted in "Where was it made?"

"china" replied OT and .................

[Captain]

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

............play Elvis Presley songs all day?

OT was apologising profusely when Turbo butted in "Where was it made?"

"china" replied OT and .................

.... "I really thought that having the program written on pianola rolls fitted well with the embiance of the Drifters, and would look quaint yet be effective."

 

"I'm ok with that" replied Tubb "As I grew up in that era where pianolas were 1st introduced, but it's the peddling to make the rolls turn, while trying to fly, that is the issue, and these old pharts that are trying to learn to fly the AUF-way run out of puff real quick".

 

"Leave it with me Turds" relied OT "I'll apply my earthmoving design skills again and develop a power takeoff that will operate off the arse-end of the rotax to power the roll, and Bob will be your Uncle, as soon as .....

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[turboplanner]

........I get a reverse drive.

OT fitted it the next day and as soon as they started the engine there was a loud BANG!

"Where was the reverse drive made?" asked Turbo.

"china" replied OT and Turbo h............

[Captain]

17 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

........I get a reverse drive.

OT fitted it the next day and as soon as they started the engine there was a loud BANG!

"Where was the reverse drive made?" asked Turbo.

"china" replied OT and Turbo h............

..... ad been about to hand Onesie a knuckle sandwich when Jacinta, known as Jazzy to insiders like Turbo, called him again.

 

Vicmanistanies have always regarded Turbo as a mutant cross between Alan Bond & Clive Palmer, and Jazzy was on the bite.

 

"G'day Turbs" she said "You are one of the few people with fortune enough to bail out your beloved Vicmanistan, and I'd do anything, (repeat anything), yes anything, if you would cure our financial malaise".

 

"Even what we spoke about last night?" responded Turbo with his hand on his .....

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[turboplanner]

.........debit card.

"Yes, even that" replied Jazzy and Turbo bought her a Schnauzer.

(We won't tell Cappy that she has pet names in ascending order and for Turbo calls herself Jac.

Cappy became wary and ..........

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[Captain]

27 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.........debit card.

"Yes, even that" replied Jazzy and Turbo bought her a Schnauzer.

(We won't tell Cappy that she has pet names in ascending order and for Turbo calls herself Jac.

Cappy became wary and ..........

.... recalled the below Les Patterson humorous anecdote. 

 

But Cappy’s wariness was well founded, because he knew that .....

 

 

Edited 6 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

...Jazzy tended to extract money from a lot of people by pretending to be besties with them, and giving herself special names. These were really just codes, so when Cappy phoned up and said Hi Jazzy, she would know that was Cappy and know to flick him out the door when he started to waffle. To OT she was Petronella; she knew the ruidiculous name would trigger extra care to shorten the meeting at a minute's notice because some of them hadn't seen a woman for months out in that gold mining country and were inclined to .......

[Captain]

.... ogle, as their stood on the top of a nearby hill in order to get some internet so that they could do an AI search of the name Petronella, in order to determine her ethnic background and to learn what she likes for ....

[turboplanner]

....afternoon tea.

There were 82 WAlians standing on hills that day all trying to get a signal, and all got Jacinta's message to bring two dozen scones.  The redeye to Melbourne was overweight on takeoff the next morning, and it stank of scones and under arm deodorant, but they were all .......

[Captain]

48 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....afternoon tea.

There were 82 WAlians standing on hills that day all trying to get a signal, and all got Jacinta's message to bring two dozen scones.  The redeye to Melbourne was overweight on takeoff the next morning, and it stank of scones and under arm deodorant, but they were all .......

.... in their PPT so everything must be OK and super safe.

 

"I love the smell of redeye underarms in the morning" said Jazzy courageously, as the pegs came out and everyone was issued a can of Mountain Mist dunny spray (it's like bear spray for West Aussies), after they have .....

[turboplanner]

red away like true Scots. Cappy was surprised to find how easy it was to haver and suspected that either Captain Cook had Scottish ancestors or a Scot had got into the Cottage.

This opened up a whole new question about the Great Navigator's past and ........

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

red away like true Scots. Cappy was surprised to find how easy it was to haver and suspected that either Captain Cook had Scottish ancestors or a Scot had got into the Cottage.

This opened up a whole new question about the Great Navigator's past and ........

.... is why, in the true Scott's tradition, Cappy does all his flying without wearing undies.

 

He doesn't have a kilt, mind you, but he does wear tightish stubbies, to accompany his dark blue truckie's singlets, so occasionally a couple of things slip out of the stubbies and into the breeze, where ....

 

Cappy is also well known for walking 500 miles, and then 500 more.

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[turboplanner]

13 minutes ago, Captain said:

.... is why, in the true Scott's tradition, Cappy does all his flying without wearing undies.

 

He doesn't have a kilt, mind you, but he does wear tightish stubbies, to accompany his dark blue truckie's singlets, so occasionally a couple of things slip out of the stubbies and into the breeze, where ....

 

Cappy is also well known for walking 500 miles, and then 500 more.

..... they are likely to come in contact with the new Chinese GripU seat covers $24.00/pair less coupon and based on the structure of the Goondiwindi burr. The squeals ........