The Never Ending Story

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........the new Turbine Industries Flying Car. Yes, dear NES readers, you heard it here, on the NES, first. Turbo, being the ever-avaricious .... errr, sorry .... ever-adventurous, entrepreneur that he is, sighted the massive windfall profits to be made (in the share issue, of course), by producing the sleekest of the sleek version of a flying car.

 

The Turbine Flying Car (doesn't that name conjure up great speed and power?) is so revolutionary, it's still under wraps, and only "teaser" photos are circulating - mainly on the Dark Web, naturally.

The car is estimated to cost no more than a current family sedan, and have running costs no more than an EV - because the TFC is electric, of course!

 

Turbo has confirmed that the finest aviation and electrical engineering brains he can source (for under $25 hr, of course) are currently working on solving "teething" problems with the design.

It's been rumoured that the Turbine Corp engineers are beavering away at how to manufacture an ultra-light extension cord - but of course, Turbo, when questioned on this angle, is a little coy and deflects the pointed questions, citing "commercial-in-confidence" reasons for not elaborating more fully on the design, and its problems.

 

However, Turbo is assuring would-be buyers and investors, that they can put down their hard-earned coin into the TFC Corporation and product, without any fear of monetary loss, or failure to deliver, because.........