The Never Ending Story

[bull]

On 18/01/2025 at 2:34 AM, Captain said:

.... activated as Dan clones.

 

"The big issue is smuggling them into Tasmania" explained the cartel's Public Relations Officer (they are yet to hire Turbine Marketing) "As these reprobates are classified by the Tassy government (sic) as being somewhat similar to Foxes & Syphilis, so they are banned on the Spirit of Tasmania (and also even banned on the new ferry that is stuck in England as it is too long to fit the SOT docks at either end)."

 

"We bring them in on surf skis via Strachan, take 3 days to get the sand out of the undies of the Waliens & the chips off the shoulders of the Queenslanders, then up the historic railway to Queenstown, where there is an underground WW2 Migrant Camp. This is where they are re-edumacated to .......

...........Dear NES readers , Bull would like to take a moment to defend the fine state of Taswegians and refute the said claims of dan the man reedumacation camps down here!!! WTF why do you think we have a MOAT ,to limit people from Prictoria from access. And being a former Queenslander with strong ties to the WAliens as well  i can evoquvically state that Dan is and never has been [well within the last 5 years as Bull has only been a devil since then ] welcome in Tasmania ,,although the stupid fight to build a bloody 70 million plus sports ground for 5 arseslapping rounds of afl ,not even real footy.......astounds me,,,,,the roads here are fucked fix them first! Any wayback to the story.................................               .find that the camps where not really in Tasmania at all as whilst they blissfully thought they where coming into Strachan they where really coming into the north island of New Zealand on the famous 70 mile beach. As they looked again at the railway thingy they realised it was a ................

[turboplanner]

....deduced that Tasmanians would be extinct within 6.32 years.

In a post-thesis survey,

63.98% thought that would be a good idea, 35.02% asked whether this would affect gambling, and the other 1% wanted to save the emus.

 

As bull has discovered, Tasmanians are the most genuine people of all States; Turbo has attended some of those meetings, albeit out on the lawn. When Bob was king of Tasmania he was more popular than Jesus, but they had a signing woman outside the door who kept us up to date with the motions, votes, reports and fights, which was good if you could sign.

 

Most of the Lawn People as they became known would drift off to .................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

As bull has discovered, Tasmanians are the most genuine people of all States; Turbo has attended some of those meetings, albeit out on the lawn. When Bob was king of Tasmania he was more popular than Jesus, but they had a signing woman outside the door who kept us up to date with the motions, votes, reports and fights, which was good if you could sign.

Most of the Lawn People as they became known would drift off to .........

.... the Casino for a 30-minute run on the pokies, then come back, sit down again outside the dunny in the hope of seeing a young Adam Bandt or a nubile Sarah H-Y, with the sun shining through their caftans, however Motion # 2 would still be being discussed for the want of finding a seconder who is financial, and not just be someone from a picnic who wanted to use the karzy.

 

The meetings .....

Edited Saturday at 10:53 PM by Captain

[Captain]

2 hours ago, bull said:

As they looked again at the railway thingy they realised it was a ........

.... one way trip, through Taupo and up the Mt Ruapehu volcano, where an automatic tripper dispatched the .....

[turboplanner]

5 hours ago, Captain said:

.... the Casino for a 30-minute run on the pokies, then come back, sit down again outside the dunny in the hope of seeing a young Adam Bandt or a nubile Sarah H-Y, with the sun shining through their caftans, however Motion # 2 would still be being discussed for the want of finding a seconder who is financial, and not just be someone from a picnic who wanted to use the karzy.

 

The meetings .....

...before they made the trips to New Zealand were the most interesting, because the New Zealand Greens were mostly loggers who wanted all the logging profits for themselves and also were not tolerant of any moves to improve Diversity. In fact if you waved a rainbow lolipop at the wrong moment you'd be lifted up by the collar and nailed to one of the giant kaui kaui tree trunks,  and you weren't going to get a p break.

 

So the Tasmanians were very careful with their wordings and by the time the 1870s steam train climbed up the mountains for the .........

5 hours ago, Captain said:

.... one way trip, through Taupo and up the Mt Ruapehu volcano, where an automatic tripper dispatched the .....

.....ones silly enough to still be wearning scarves out the door and down 2,000 feet of scree, the remnants had almost perfected the New Zealand language, or at least understood it.

 

As the train rolled in to the mountain train siding..................

 

[Captain]

15 hours ago, turboplanner said:

So the Tasmanians were very careful with their wordings and by the time the 1870s steam train climbed up the mountains for the ......

..... ceremony of sacrifice, which involved Jona Lomu sticking a Tasmanian on a .......

 

15 hours ago, turboplanner said:

As the train rolled in to the mountain train siding........

..... in readiness for the ceremony of sacrifice, which involved Jona Lomu sticking a Tasmanian on a .......

 

 

Pure arse, so what would be the odds of Cappy reuniting the disparate threads of the NES, thusly, and by total coincidence?

 

Coincidence # 2 is how much Jona looks like OT (when he was in his prime and all fit and firm ... but not like how he is now).

Edited yesterday at 07:45 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

Skua branch sharpened at one end by rotating it between 3 rocks known as a Taupa Crush.

The Taupa Crush is related to the Taupa Jaws where the heads of enemy warriors are rotated in this five-stone device and when the warrior has finally been pulled out of the Taupa Crush he has the flat ears and flattened nose and tattoos of beautiful symmetrical design from the Hauraki oyster juices poured int the design.

 

This makes the warriors suitable for living with the conquering tribe and they are then ........

[bull]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Skua branch sharpened at one end by rotating it between 3 rocks known as a Taupa Crush.

The Taupa Crush is related to the Taupa Jaws where the heads of enemy warriors are rotated in this five-stone device and when the warrior has finally been pulled out of the Taupa Crush he has the flat ears and flattened nose and tattoos of beautiful symmetrical design from the Hauraki oyster juices poured int the design.

 

This makes the warriors suitable for living with the conquering tribe and they are then ........

..taught to fly in turdine industries new top dressing aircraft ,,the "pakeha" An Australian design that looks like............

[Captain]

12 hours ago, bull said:

..taught to fly in turdine industries new top dressing aircraft ,,the "pakeha" An Australian design that looks like............

.... an overweight middle aged truckie in a pie stained blue singlet, suspiciously stained stubbies & worn out thongs ..... with the product tank located aerodynamically where his beer gut is.

 

So not "top dressing", but more Turbo working class clobber.

 

Undaunted, Turdine Industries continued the development of this aircraft, with the Pakeha Mk sex, which was very popular in sheep grazing country and where .......

 

 

Cappy might be off the air for a few days this week as he has picked up a fantastically cheap deal on an airB&B apartment right on the beach in some joint named Gaza. Does anyone know where that is in relation to Surfers Paradise?

Edited 9 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

........you could strap a couple of sheep on the wings and carry them over the ridges to better pastures. It took a but of time with  a mob of 3,000, but that was the way things were done in NZ.

 

It had a Merlin engine that Turbo had picked up from ..........

 

It's the next beach South of Mermaid Beach

 

 

[Captain]

13 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

........you could strap a couple of sheep on the wings and carry them over the ridges to better pastures. It took a but of time with  a mob of 3,000, but that was the way things were done in NZ.

 

It had a Merlin engine that Turbo had picked up from ......

..... some bloke at The Round Table coffee shop in Fukutanai who called himself Arthur King, or King Arthur, or something, and it is a horizontally opposed 3 cylinder 2 stroke that Merlin had envisioned when he was high on the fumes of a potent potion (a PP).

 

With this engine the Pakeha Mk sux was sure to .....

 

Thanks for the beach location guidance. Come up for a sunbake if you like, as the sun actually shines up there, and we can have a further chat about what to do about OT and bull.

Edited 9 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

3 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... some bloke in Wangerai who called himself Arthus King, or King Arthur, or something, and it is a horizontally opposed 3 cylinder 2 stroke that Merlin had envisioned when he was high on the fumes of a potent potion (a PP).

 

With this engine the Pakeha Mk sux was sure to .....

.be good for spraying the quarter-acre paddocks of the land of the Long Weekend, although the screaming sound may eventually drive the Kaua Kaua birds extinct, and it has been said that when the last Kaua Kaua leaves the mountains ..........

[Captain]

1 minute ago, turboplanner said:

.be good for spraying the quarter-acre paddocks of the land of the Long Weekend, although the screaming sound may eventually drive the Kaua Kaua birds extinct, and it has been said that when the last Kaua Kaua leaves the mountains ..........

...... the fush in the ruvers will .......

[turboplanner]

.......become the property of UBob.

Cappy, who had a nose for corruption more sensitive than a Bollodhound immediately smelled a rat. Well he didn't smell a rat, but he knew that soundrel mut have picked up in the pre-meetings of the NES Committee that there ws going to be a takeover of the NZ rivers.

He ...........

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......become the property of UBob.

Cappy, who had a nose for corruption more sensitive than a Bollodhound immediately smelled a rat. Well he didn't smell a rat, but he knew that soundrel mut have picked up in the pre-meetings of the NES Committee that there ws going to be a takeover of the NZ rivers.

He ...........

.... was the first to claim dibs on all of the rivers that have, or have ever had, white bait in them, to ensure that .....

[turboplanner]

........UBob would have to pay to keep the rivers clean to protect the native whitebait.

This reduced UBob's profit to a small allowance per year.

Turbo flooded the NZ whitebait market with cheaper whitebait from the Mekong Delta, so Cappy's lease on all the rivers was burning him, and bull hired a bunch of ........