The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

..........free bottles of egg reducing tablets, developed in Zimbabwe after their failed atomic bomb test when all the chook eggs started growing oversize eggs.

Things settle down for a week or so, but then bull couldn't help himself and threw some prawns into the cage..................

 

... and while Emus and Ostriches have never seen a prawn, although they are certainly a bit partial to freshwater shrimp (hence that controversial and little-known verse of Waltzing Matilda that was removed by the colonial authorities in the late 1800's and is now rolled up and hidden away in a dark damp corner in Canberra, somewhat akin to the Dead Sea Scrolls).

 

However, it is a Davey Attenburrow approved factoid that the reason that the Moa went extinct in NZ is that they developed a penchant for prawns and whitebait, which meant that their ........

Edited 3 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....mothers were right because all their feathers dropped of and they all froze.

Attenburrow of course was the son of a Bookie's tart, and grew up in the streets of ......