Captain Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 "Sitlep!, Sitlep!" called Aki "What Sitlep?" asked Taka "Get from Americans, Can't rick 'em, join 'em" he said "Gather round boys, have some Intel....and don't ask what intel is Taka" "Big Lat with wrong tail, whiskeys, no hair on bores send message. "Cowla Fry in becoming organised, with some BNS features rike Circle Work - roun, and roun, and roun. Prenty noise, prenty smoke. "Lat entered, figure Jabaloo win hands down, if not wing down. "He also ask for dlum, cut holes, put fire inside for heating. "STOP doing that Michio! go outside - we call you Srati if you keep that up" "Lat's J'loo onry win if cirles are anti-crockwise" observed Nanna, who had fronted via a side door in a low cut Geisha's outfit. "I think she is chicken dressed up as Sashimi" whispered Tachi "But it's been a while, so I would take her down by the liverbanks of the Rauchran in my Ute and see what happens" he added. "Did you notice Tomo the Homo (sapian)'s rast post" asked Nobu, who added "Tee Hee ... I make bugle joke ... tee hee. It sound like he has a severe cold or a huge adedoid probrem (a bit rike Cheetah with no fraps)". "OK, frop your sword out and we'll .................
Tomo Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 dit dot is contemmenipulating dat it's gonna coost:crying: a loot to goo to dowra, and is it still worth trying?? i_dunno He is in a bit of a prica-dickimint about it too, won't hafe nice:thumb_up: plane to use:sad::ah_oh:... would hafe to find another one from someone else:ah_oh:... resulting in exy:nerd: check flights etc:confused:... prob'ly bit far to go in marvelous driftering machine:rotary:.... unless I take a week off just to get there and back! ==============
Guest Decca Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Now I know I’m slow, just got to confirm a few points to make sure I’m not getting too far behind; TurboPlastered is writing a speech in Pidgin Japanese to present at the Cowra fly-in so that only the NES troops can understand it. Tomo’s scheming how to fly himself there for $10. (Just get a lift Tomo, or con your instructor into doing a loooooooooong nav-ex). Planey’s passing he & Decca off as a pair of well used nuts. Captain Rat is working on the fly-in dinner menu, and whether the additives will go undetected. Really guys, you should all be working as a team, so nobody has to sit next to Rat, and you all have your mobiles modified by Slarti to pick up Ding Duck each week. Wish I was going - would love to see the Zero warbirds flying???
Tomo Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Problem with a Looooooooooooooong nav-ex is that it would be even more costly... because I'm paying the instructor as well...! Getting a lift is harder than it sounds... there's nobody I know from up here that's going! and has a spare seat... but then that's an idea... is there?:thumb_up: share the flying... share the cost...;) So whats your excuse Deccadense?... Ballarat is only a stones throw (or two) away...
Guest Decca Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Pretty much the same story, plus bogged down with responsibilities & obligations here. Got that Brietling working? Just found spare battery for it.
Tomo Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 No, I haven't even had much of a look at it really.... I got the back off it and checked out what sort of battery to get, and thats about it, unfortunately! I haven't really even been home for the last 5 weeks! home on the weekends, but go flying Saturday... so don't get much else done. Will let you know how it go's though! Yeah, responsibilities/obligations! I haven't even checked about that bit yet!
Guest Decca Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 We talk Pidgin Japanese dow so when Turbo & Lat's brue rights come on they think we not sending personar messages on open folum, arso keep administlators happy. How long is course you're doing?
Guest Decca Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Lesponsibirities! Obrigations! Learry had enough. Gotta lesign flom arr that stuff. Wonder if they need instluctor to teach girrs Pidgin Japanese at Barralat Uni? No more pranes! It's sirry worl we rive in.
Tomo Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 rery rue... mines training goes for another dree weeks and den me done for eber!! Yippeeee
turboplanner Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 "You done fer eber now diDot" said Aki "Why you not show us torpedo before in last battle?" "Those guys must have had big propellant charge to get all way from Sydney Harbour" "What happen to Darby Airshow - it disappear?" "What aircraft coming? Two Dlifter?"
turboplanner Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Wish I was going - would love to see the Zero warbirds flying??? "You stay in Snake Gurry" said Aki, but rook up or day. "Many years ago we unroad cordite from guards 303s just in case of accident, now found a use. "When fire start in dlum, Lat & Co get big surplise. We lun for Jabaloos, they can't see us and we take off" "We understand we have to do reft hand circles, so some time we orbit over Snake Gurry, and we give you the finger"
Tomo Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 "What happen to Darby Airshow - it disappear?" "What aircraft coming? Two Dlifter?" Not dat I no of... dere be more dan two dlifter's 4 sure...
Captain Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 ...... Pidgin Japanese ... "Werr" said Chef Nobu " Cowla is rargery Pidgin flee, as the Brue Gum have Teriyaki Pidgin, Shabu Pidgin, Sashimi Pidgin (it stirr chirp'n), Butterfry Pidgin, Pidgin wiff Duck sauce and .............. The PowerPoint of my Turbo is at the Shire Hall in the Pubric Meeting
turboplanner Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 "Werr" said Chef Nobu " Cowla is rargery Pidgin flee, as the Brue Gum have Teriyaki Pidgin, Shabu Pidgin, Sashimi Pidgin (it stirr chirp'n), Butterfry Pidgin, Pidgin wiff Duck sauce and .............. The PowerPoint of my Turbo is at the Shire Hall in the Pubric Meeting ".....Rocal dish, flied clow with plenty Wasabe sauce". Turbo drop bombshell in meeting, much intake of breasts, gnashing of teeth, lucky no row frying pidgins
Captain Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 ".....Rocal dish, flied clow with plenty Wasabe sauce". ...... & we also have Pidgin wiff Oyster Sauce, Pidgin with Brackbean Sauce, Pidgin with Fish Sauce, Pidgin with beef sauce, Pidgin with Baa Lamb sauce, Pidgin with chicken sauce, and our specialty .... Pidgin with Pidgin Sauce (but you don't get much sauce out of 'em when you squeeze them, and that is why it is so expensive ... (but I give you spesssal price)............. and
turboplanner Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 The 'Lat" stopped abruptly as he realised he'd started to list the Breakfast Menu of his own establishment.
Captain Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 The 'Lat" stopped abruptly as he realised he'd started to list the Breakfast Menu of his own establishment. "However" added Nob "But you wouldn't believe what we have found inside most of the pidgins." "What's that?" responded Nanna "Well" replied The Nob "We had a howler of a sou-wester thru here a couple of weeks ago and since that time, we are finding that most of the pidgins have injested used Artic Mint wrappers." "Oooo Ahhhh" said Nanna "That was caused by the BanghomeBungholePowerPoint Specialist when he .................
Captain Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 "That's given me a ripper idea" said Acki "We'll introduce Pidgin with Artic Mint Sauce when the LAA rittle prane guys come to town".
turboplanner Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 "Lat showing signs of CRAFT" said Taka, he think WE organising dinner when THEY organizing dinner and we organizing escape in their pranes" "Well if he so forgetful, let's make friend of him, may be useful to us later" said Michio, and they all stared at him in wonder. So it came to pass that the Japanese prisoners brefriended the Rat and asked for drill lessons in the Prison Camp ground. To an Australian, this might seem like a stupid idea, but that's how they were trained to fly. Twenty four hours before the mission they were taken out to a Zero and shown the instruments. "When needle on thingy get to 70, use slight back stick, then forrow reader to destiny" the trainer would say. If they asked how to get down he would tell them it would all be instinct after they dropped their bombs. Some instinct. So they went back to drilling with the Rat in the lead. "Flip flop, flip flop went the rat's Nikes, and his tail swung from left to right as he led the long line of airmen with his rodentic gait. It had been raining and the Rat had put on his parkha. "Flip flop, flip flop", and the beat became louder as they all mimiced him out of his sight. They began to wiggle their bums to mimic the rat-like waddle, and there were a few sniggers which the Rat missed. Then, as Taka, who was the life of the party noticed the Rat's tail dangling down below the parkha, he turned to Aki, pointed and said "Lat PUSSY CAT!" and there was a roar of laughter. The Rat turned and snarled so hard his gold prosthesis fell out.....
Tomo Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 The Rat turned and snarled so hard his gold prosthesis fell out..... And the rat.... ed
Captain Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 The Rat turned and snarled so hard his gold prosthesis fell out..... ...... of the bottom of his pinstriped dacks. "Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzz" said Nanna "I didn't know you could get a prosthetic one of THOSE ....... and gold too ...... I thought all you had was a gold tooth." "And watch this" responded the Rat as a struck a Herculean poze, with his tooth gleaming so that the sun glinted off both ends. "Where have you been all my life .... c - c - call my Daughter & the Lass and t - t -tell them to high tail it up here" she said as she took another peak and fainted. "We don't stand a chance" said Acki to Tacki. "Not so sure" lesponded Tacki, who ...........
turboplanner Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 "They Australian women" said Aki. "You're right" said Taka, let's get back to The Plan "You think we should stop at Darby, see Tomo?" "Maybe, said Taka. Japanese sounding name and he also squinty eyed, and he mechanic. Not good one, but maybe check aircraft for crossing of Tolles Strait Irand by Irand."
Captain Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 "They Australian women" said Aki. "You're right" said Taka, let's get back to The Plan "You think we should stop at Darby, see Tomo?" "Maybe, said Taka. Japanese sounding name and he also squinty eyed, and he mechanic. Not good one, but maybe check aircraft for crossing of Tolles Strait Irand by Irand." "Stone the clows" responded The Nobu who was not the sharpest Katana in the LanBuild "Why you going via Darby? I'm gunna go the scenic route via The Prace of many Clows, The Lock (unless Pete has mined it all by now), and I have always wanted to see the Bangholme Bunghole bang-on at a Pubic Meeting, so I'll perloin the Locky's Szara and feed his Gee Pee Ess with the waypoints of Bangholme, Zeehan, Strahan, Mawson, Lima, MC, Denver, Vancouver, Pailinville, Kamchutka and then back home. Does anyone know whether they have premium unleaded in Bangholme?" "In Bangholme they have .................
turboplanner Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 "In Bangholme they have ................. "....Premium Unleaded, MOgas, Non Mogas, Light Mogas, Skinny Unleaded, Leaded (but don't tell anyone), Methanol, Ethanol, Stimorol, Toluene, Benzine Tambourine, Lanz Bulldog oil, whale oil, snake oil, Tanning Oil, Biodiesel, Lo Wax diesel, Hi wax diesel, low sulphur diesel, high sulphur diesel, and Rotary Axe life extender, all served to you by a 102 year old motorbike mechanic." said Banger
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