Two Sisters (Warning --- Blonde Joke)

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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.

 

Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In

 

order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to

 

purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

 

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I

 

decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul

 

it home.'

 

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides

 

she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no

 

less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her

 

sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph

 

office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her

 

that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer

 

to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

 

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then

 

adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the bull,

 

the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one

 

word.

 

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send

 

her the word 'comfortable.'

 

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you

 

want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to

 

haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word

 

'comfortable?'

 

The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big. She'll read

 

it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul.'